150 Movies You Should See Before You Die (67 page)

Answer: C. In 1978 Williams guest starred on television's
Happy Days
as Mork, a visitor from the planet Ork. The character was such a hit that Mork was given his own show,
Mork and Mindy
, which ran from 1978 to 1982

THE UNDERTAKER AND HIS PALS
Eola Pictures, 1966

PRODUCERS
David C. Graham (executive producer) and Alex Grattan (producer)

WRITER
T. L. P. Swicegood

DIRECTOR
T. L. P. Swicegood

STARS
Rad Fulton (
Harry Glass
), Ray Dannis (
The Undertaker
), Rick Cooper (
Spike
), Marty Friedman
(Doc
), and Warrene Ott (
Thursday
and
Friday
)

A crooked undertaker (Dannis) and his café-owning psychotic friends (Cooper and Friedman) murder beautiful young women so that the cooks can serve part of the bodies in their restaurant, while the undertaker overcharges the families for burying the remaining remains. The scheme is working perfectly until they target twin sexpots Thursday and Friday (Ott) and draw the attention of a gallant private eye (Fulton).

Why It Sucks

It's a failed attempt to make a dark comedy that spoofs horror films and detective films, but you need to have the sense of humor of a ten-year-old boy to appreciate what few decent gags are present. While the ending does offer something unexpected (and is far better than anything that leads up to it), to get there you'll suffer through bad acting and even worse dialogue.

Thumbs Down Rating:

The Crappies

The Worst Editing Award goes to …
Whoever butchered this film in response to demands from censors. The violent and gory scenes are sloppily and obviously edited in ways not consistent with the rest of the film, and are invariably missing anything resembling a “money shot.”

And the Worst Cinematic Sleight-of-Hand Award goes to …
T. L. P. Swicegood for his clumsy attempt to create the illusion of a tall building by showing actors running up the same flight of stairs over and over.

They Really Said It!

The Undertaker
: We specifically agreed that I could bury Doc's mistakes!

Betcha Didn't Know

Reportedly, the film was recut and many gory scenes removed after being banned in several American cities upon its original release. No prints of the original film are known to survive.

Actress Warrene Ott appeared in over a dozen movies and on numerous television series in small roles. She started her show business career as a toddler.