How to Be a Great Lover (21 page)

• Power source from battery or electricity
  

  Color:
  

• Any color you like: black, brown, pink, flesh, clear, purple, white, solids, stripes, sparkles--the list is quite endless
  

  Harnesses:
  

• Dildos can be used "freestyle" in your hand, or attached to a harness, which is made of leather or fabric and worn around your hips
  
• Thigh harnesses can be used by either sex when you want full body contact. One seminar attendee told of how her husband, who is paraplegic, fulfilled her Basic vibrator
  

  Rabbit Pearl vibrator
  

  ridged, smooth, egg,
  

  telescoping, and a special design suitable for G-spot/prostate stimulation
  

  • With or without "balls"
    
  • Double dildos for simultaneous penetration for the two partners
    

    Vibrating Features:
    

  • With vibrating dildos, typically the vibrating part will
    

    beyond her wildest dreams. "He was finally able to penetrate me--I didn't think it was possible." You never know when these toys will work their magic.
    

    How to Use Them:
    

  • Breathe. In any sexual act, breathing is your friend and deep breathing will heighten the sensations. Apply to clitoris. Using a vibrator, have your partner stimulate your clitoris—this will add a significant buzz to partner sex. You can cushion the vibration through a garment or the fleshy outer labia. Often women find direct clitoral stimulation too intense until they are more excited. Use a range of stroking motions up and down the clitoral ridge.
    
• Insert vaginally. Insert either a dildo or vibrator in the vagina; the first 11/2 inches are the most sensitive.
  
• Anally. For those ladies and their men who enjoy anal play, a small butt plug dildo or a vibrating dildo will send you heavenward. Men who enjoy this typically choose a slim little wand style that can be inserted while he's masturbating or while you are manually stimulating him.
  
• In combination. Use a dildo on yourself or with a partner. This can be accomplished by wearing a harnessed dildo. Depending on design a female wearer may have a vaginal plug dildo in the harness for herself while the "front loaded" dildo is available to penetrate their partner. This way everyone can have the feeling of fullness.
  

HIS PEARL NECKLACE

(THE ACCESSORIZED "LA COIFFEUSE")

The beauty of giving your lover a pearl necklace is the element of surprise.

I recommend a 30"-36" strand of 8-10 mm round pearls. It's best to avoid baroque and freshwater bead styles as the irregular shapes aren't conducive to smooth movement, and they could scratch.

Your pearls need to be of good quality, whether or not they are real or imitation. The better the pearls, the better the sensation. Lesser quality pearls won't have a solid enough bead under the pearlizing to adequately pick up your body heat. In this case, heat is a good thing.

Know that you will be using lubricant with the pearls so if your choice is the family heirloom strand make sure you ensure their longevity by having them restrung on nylon versus sill., which is probably what they are strung on now. Silk is hydrophilic and absorbs moisture, which can rot the natural pearl from the inside out not the kind of thing to explain to future generations. Nylon is a synthetic fiber that doesn't absorb water.

How does one explain the need for restringing? Simple: they are old and need it, or you are a very active woman and you wear your pearls almost constantly, including working out and you've heard that nylon is more durable.

Imagine this scenario: dress very slowly for an evening out. Accessorize with a strand of pearls. During dinner, lightly finger or play with your pearls. When you return home, disrobe, and remove all but your pearls.

Step 1
. Begin however you like, perhaps with kissing. When you feel ready, undo your pearls and drag them across your lover's body.

Step 2
. Lightly lubricate his penis, then slowly adorn him with your pearls, wrapping the strand around his shaft. Be sure to hold the necklace clasp with one finger as you don't want it to scratch and distract him. Because you've worn them out for dinner the pearls will be softly warm.

Step 3
. When his penis looks like it is wearing a Princess Diana choker, start slowly stroking him with a Basket Weaving stroke up and down with a twist.

inch tubular sleeve made of a transparent

3 4
silicone light rubber, with tiny, soft nubbles on the surface. It is available in boxed sets of two or six, all of which have a different texture on the surface. Most men and women are surprised that a shaft sleeve feels so soft.

It's also easy to carry in a cosmetic case or shaving kit. With a judicious, not-too- much, not-too-little amount of water based lubricant (oil will start to break the product down) they can be used by the:

Rigatoni

Step 4
. Then unwrap his penis and, as if you are flossing under his testicles, slowly pull the pearls from one side to the other, slightly lifting his testicles.

Step 5
. When you are done, "coil the poiles" at the base of his shaft and settle yourself on top of him.

No doubt pearls will start to have a new place in your heart.

Secret from Lou's Archives

If you want to introduce a new form of play into your sex life, and you don't want your partner to know how you got the ideas, tell him "I dreamt it." After all, who has control over your dreams?

SHAFT SLEEVES ( THE RIGATONIS)

Probably one of the most versatile and useful toys you can have in your toy chest is the rigatoni. This is a long, 11/2-

1. Woman on her partner. Slip one like a finger sleeve over one or two fingers. Some people report using two sleeves, covering different fingers. Apply a light amount of lubricant and use your imagination with any of your favorite hand techniques.
   
2. Man on his partner, either manually or during intercourse.
   
   • Manually: A boon to men. Instead of relying solely on their fingertips to stimulate their partner's clitoral area, men have help in the form of these soft, textured sleeves. Just try one on the palm of your hand. Be sure to put the lubricant on or you won't get the real sensation. Men have reported using two at a time so they can caress and pleasure both sides of the inner labia and clitoral ridge.
     
   • Intercourse: Worn at the base of the penis during deep, slow, penetrative sex. The soft ripples and ridges are able to stimulate the lady. This works for both female-superior and male-superior positions.
     
3. Solo. Perhaps trying sleeves out during masturbation is the best way to discover the sensations possible with the different textures.
   
4. On a vibrator. Slipped on a wand vibrator to give a different texture. Care instructions: a little soap and water and they are ready for the next time.
   

COCK RINGS ( THE CALAMARIS)

You may be familiar with cock rings made of metal or leather. My field researchers have said that this softer,

incredibly stretchy type is definitely more comfortable going on and coming off, so to speak. The theory behind cock rings is the law of hydraulics: stimulation causes blood to flow in and fill the penis chambers; gravity and a drop off of stimulation cause the blood to flow back out. Cock rings work ring is in place. This is normal, as there is more blood being held there. The ring should not be worn for longer than ten to twenty minutes without removing it for a few minutes for a break. If he should feel any tingling, remove it immediately.

Directions

• For the cock ring to be most effective, the gentleman or his partner should apply a light lubricant on the ring and the man's penis. It is best to use a water-based lubricant, as it will not break down this plastic like material the way oils and lotions will.
  
• It's best to apply the ring when he is fully erect, but it is not necessary
  
• The correct and most effective position for the ring is at the base of the shaft and underneath the scrotum (see diagram). Placing it only on the shaft can be a problem, some men report. "It was too tight being just on the shaft and even though I thought the other way would be more of the same, oddly, I felt more Calamari
  

  temporarily by greatly reducing the drop
  

  off of penile blood pressure. They do
  

  supported and 'just right'," said one man.
  

  this by holding shut the veins along the sides of the erect penis that allow the blood to flow out, resulting in a firmer, longer lasting erection.
  

  Cock rings can be worn during manual stimulation and/or during intercourse. During intercourse some couples have reported they enjoyed starting with a ring and then removing it prior to climax as the pressure became too intense. Others prefer to place the cock ring on while in the middle of sex and finish with it in place. The style demonstrated in the seminars and tested by the field researchers has little nubs that can pro vide sensation for the partner as well. The scrotum and penis may appear to be a darker color when the
  

• It is best if the gentleman does the final adjusting over
  

  the testicles. Often couples will try a cock ring first during manual play and when they know what works, incorporate it with intercourse.
  

• Cleanup is as simple as merely washing with soap and water and it's ready for next time.
  

THE PINK ELEPHANT