Authors: Amy Woods
The
mixture of footlong fudge bullet and steamin' semen in my balloon knot created
the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending
streams of baby gravy emanating from his ample cock soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but
the sight of his cream reaper made my sex wee dribble like a hungry pig at a
trough. With my piss flaps now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it
was time to start probing my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to crown a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? He munched on my
clap flaps, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. If
I don't get a stinky pinky to get my minge mucus frothing from my mound of love
pudding, his timed slimer is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a dropped
burrito. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm dribbling from my
rusty bullet hole and all over my purple cabbage. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his chubstep stuffed deeper into
my ring piece. The slamming makes me gush my fallopian fish stock all over his
thrill drill. The feeling of his love mayonnaise seeping down my throat got my
beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. There was Da Vinci load
leaking from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having my cod crater plowed, he
then proceeded to slam my balloon knot. By now, my shamevelope was dripping
like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. I awoke the next morning with my tuna
canal still frothing. I thought it was over but his giggle stick had other
ideas. When he removed his jade rod from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
chow down on the sewer trout off his bald-headed yogurt slinger. He crowned a
giant colon cobra on my twin peaks just so he could devour it up like a pig at
a trough. The slamming of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his
scroto baggins joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my mud flap. With his
washington monument hammering deep into my fuck gutter, the sensation of his
huge penis smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my cod crater got me squirting
pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. Hours of hammering like this would
leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I
was no different! It was bliss having his cervix cigar rammed inside me again;
stuffing my gaping clam cavern with a lightbulb just didn't get my depravity
cavity spraying like it used to. My moose knuckle was trembling like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. The unrelenting orgasms from his tallywacker hammering
my ruby cave made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a
confessional. I can't wait to consume the love mayonnaise from his Nelson's
Column. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a lightbulb in my cum dumpster and my fist up my
other vagina.
When
he removed his chorizo howitzer from my black hole, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the
stink pickle off his greasy slimelight. My gammon alley was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Hours of thrusting like this would leave
any girl's vertical garden looking like a stamped bat, and I was no different!
The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his timed
slimer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With his muffbuster
thrusting deep into my salmon slit, the sensation of his Nelson's Column
smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. I
awoke the next morning with my south mouth still flowing. I thought it was over
but his vein cane had other ideas. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
magician's wax haemorrhaging from my ring piece and all over my purple cabbage.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his turgid terror truncheon stuffed deeper into my other vagina. The feeling of
his gentleman's relish leaking down my throat got my flange custard flowing
quicker than snot off a whip. By now, my spunk dungeon was oozing like a slug
in a salt mine. The thrusting of my chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon
found his trouser conkors joining his washington monument deep in my turd
cutter. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the
sight of his muffbuster made my spaff ooze like a jizz waterfall. Inserting a
9-iron into my municipal cockwash got me squirting minge monsoon faster than a
greased weasel shit. The plowing makes me flow my shrimp sap all over his huge
penis. My mouth was so full of long-dong silver and cock snot, the cock custard
was weeping down my chin and onto my chest puppies. If I don't get a stinky
pinky to get my minge monsoon seeping from my spunk dungeon, his flesh gordon
is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling Pete Burns' lips. There was man
fat sliming from his master of ceremonies and I was wetter than an otter's
pocket. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his cervix cigar probed
inside me again; stuffing my stench trench with my fist just didn't get my
south mouth pouring like it used to. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the
genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a squash in my frilling pink golf bag and a number of chillies
up my old dirt road. He blasted a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my twin peaks
just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The unrelenting
orgasms from his battering ram slamming my kipper dinghy made me come so hard,
I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. With my fishy flaps now much like
a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start plunging my ring
piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a footlong fudge
bullet, I wondered? After having my front bum thrusted, he then proceeded to
thrust my fudge factory. I can't wait to consume the ectoplasm from his
cheese-crusted cock. He munched on my fishy flaps, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week.
My
depravity cavity was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator.
The feeling of his cock custard sliming down my throat got my minge monsoon
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my
gaping clam cavern still leaching. I thought it was over but his sperminator
had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his flesh gordon slid deeper into my tradesman's entrance. There
was love mayonnaise dripping from his giggle stick and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. My throat was so full of cunt stretcher
and love piss, the love piss was dribbling down my chin and onto my mosquito
bites. By now, my smush mitten was draining like a hungry pig at a trough. He
copped a giant colon cobra on my superdroopers just so he could gobble it up like
a pig at a trough. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my fuck trench and my
fist up my chocolate starfish. The slamming of my marmite motorway was so
vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing joining his ample cock deep in my
ring piece. If I don't flick the bean to get my pussy batter haemorrhaging from
my sperm socket, his skin flute is going to leave my purple cabbage resembling
Pete Burns' lips. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating
from his turgid terror truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I
can't wait to devour the man fat from his spunk-filled spam rocket. The mixture
of footlong fudge bullet and gentleman's relish in my rusty sherif's badge
created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The unrelenting
orgasms from his cunt plunger fucking my split peach made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. The hammering makes me flood my
minge mucus all over his bald avenger. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
steamin' semen trickling from my vintage golf bag and all over my vertical
smile. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight
of his spam javelin made my minge monsoon slime like Augustus Gloop's mouth at
the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. He munched on my furburger, even
though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. With his
womb ferret thrusting deep into my whispering eye, the sensation of his clunger
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. Inserting my fist into
my cod canyon got me gushing minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. With my flappy meal now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought
it was time to start plunging my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to ease a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like the Japanese flag, and I was
no different! It was bliss having his kebeb skewer stuffed inside me again;
stuffing my moose knuckle with a number of chillies just didn't get my pink
velvet sausage wallet gushing like it used to. After having my municipal
cockwash fucked, he then proceeded to hammer my balloon knot.
If
I don't fluff the muff to get my minge monsoon leaking from my enchilada of
love, his huge penis is going to leave my beef curtains resembling a bulldog
licking piss from a thistle. There was creamy load sliming from his tallywacker
and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. The raiding
of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining
his love muscle deep in my soft tight anus. With my fishy flaps now much like
that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought it was time to start probing my
shit winker. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a colon cobra, I
wondered? The raiding makes me flow my sex wee all over his ample cock. Some
girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a 9-iron in my shame portal and a barbie doll up my black hole.
The mixture of sewer trout and baby gravy in my poop chute created the
delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with
my carp cavity still leaking. I thought it was over but his purple-headed
trouser snake had other ideas. By now, my gashtray was dribbling like a broken
fridge freezer. I can't wait to consume the love mayonnaise from his turgid
terror truncheon. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd been riding
the cotton pony for the best part of a week. Inserting a barbie doll into my
hatchet wound got me spritzing clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit.
With his battering ram fucking deep into my quim, the sensation of his timed
slimer smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. My one slice toaster was trembling like jelly. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty man fat draining from my shit winker and all over my furburger.
Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of
his meaty member made my vertical moisture ooze like a rabid dog. My mouth was
so full of love lollipop and steamin' semen, the creamy load was frothing down
my chin and onto my chest puppies. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis
pudding emanating from his skin flute soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. He blasted a giant stink pickle on my chesticles just so he could gobble
it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The feeling of his cock custard flowing down
my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Hours of
thrusting like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a gutted
trout, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt stretcher
slamming my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike
Tyson at a spelling bee. When he removed his blue-veined custard chucker from
my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his
wrist-thick wand. It was bliss having his jebend rammed inside me again;
stuffing my meat purse with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just
didn't get my south mouth spattering like it used to. After having my herring
hole slammed, he then proceeded to raid my brown mile.
The
pounding makes me splurge my flange custard all over his love muscle. If I
don't buff the muff to get my spaff draining from my kipper dinghy, his
one-eyed milkman is going to leave my beef curtains resembling a rabid baboon's
arse. With my meaty hangers now much like a dropped burrito, he thought it was
time to start shoving my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to extrude a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? He dropped a giant stink pickle
on my love bubbles just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
After having my vaginal bacon buffet fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my fart
valve. The plowing of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his family
jewels joining his all-beef thermometer deep in my poop chute. There was Da
Vinci load trickling from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I was wetter than
an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. The seemingly never-ending
streams of cock custard emanating from his stilton spear soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's
beef curtains looking like the Japanese flag, and I was no different! When he
removed his tallywacker from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the
butt nugget off his purple-headed trouser snake. With his blue-veined custard
chucker slamming deep into my clearing in the woods, the sensation of his disco
stick smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
Inserting an antique doorknob into my wunder down under got me ejecting clunge
gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my furry
cup still draining. I thought it was over but his ramrod had other ideas. My
ground zero grotto was trembling like a shitting dog. The feeling of his
gentleman's relish frothing down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my clam-flavoured
pothole and an egg timer up my turd cutter. My throat was so full of clunger
and cock snot, the love mayonnaise was leaking down my chin and onto my
boobage. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load flowing from my
soft tight anus and all over my clap flaps. The mixture of toilet twinkie and
Da Vinci load in my Oxo orifice created the delicious sphincter sauce that he
was so fond of. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight
of his stilton spear made my beige slime leach like a leaky tap. By now, my
bearded haddock pasty was frothing like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of
Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his master of ceremonies plunged deeper into my
ring piece. It was bliss having his brie baton plunged inside me again;
stuffing my municipal cockwash with a barbie doll just didn't get my cod canyon
spritzing like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword
fucking my vibrator crater made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary
glitter at PC World. I can't wait to devour the love piss from his vein cane.