Authors: Amy Woods
Inserting
an egg timer into my meat purse got me pouring beige slime faster than a
greased weasel shit. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his one-eyed monster plunged deeper into my old dirt
road. I awoke the next morning with my municipal cockwash still foaming. I
thought it was over but his greasy kebab skewer had other ideas. My cod cave
was trembling like jelly. The mixture of butt nugget and cock snot in my brown
mile created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The unrelenting
orgasms from his muffbuster plowing my birth cannon made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. The seemingly never-ending
streams of creamy load emanating from his flesh gordon soon had me coated like
a plasterer's radio. When he removed his cumtree from my rusty sherif's badge,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to suck the corn-eyed butt snake off his sperminator.
The thrusting of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles
joining his greasy kebab skewer deep in my poo pipe. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty penis pudding dribbling from my black hole and all over my spam
castanets. He extruded a giant toilet twinkie on my mosquito bites just so he
could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. He munched on my panty
hamster, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. The
feeling of his magician's wax seeping down my throat got my flange custard
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With my beef curtains now much like Pete
Burns' lips, he thought it was time to start probing my puckered brown eye. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to curl a corn-eyed butt snake, I
wondered? With his pink tractor beam raiding deep into my slime hole, the
sensation of his tenderloin truncheon smashing my cervix made me quake like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus made my
clunge gunge foam like a George Foreman grill. If I don't dial the rotary phone
to get my minge monsoon foaming from my whispering eye, his bald avenger is
going to leave my meaty hangers resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut. After
having my slime hole hammered, he then proceeded to fuck my mud flap. My mouth
was so full of vein cane and love mayonnaise, the man fat was leaching down my
chin and onto my droopies. The pounding makes me pour my pussy batter all over
his one-eyed milkman. There was cock snot dripping from his wensleydale wand
and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. I can't wait
to consume the creamy load from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. By
now, my clunge pool was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super
soaker. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 9-iron in my cod canyon and a lightbulb up my
marmite motorway. It was bliss having his clunger rammed inside me again;
stuffing my cum dumpster with a squash just didn't get my salmon slit gushing
like it used to.
It
was bliss having his one-eyed monster probed inside me again; stuffing my
bearded haddock pasty with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my whispering
eye flooding like it used to. I awoke the next morning with my spunk dungeon
still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his batter blaster had other
ideas. I can't wait to chow down on the steamin' semen from his tallywacker.
With my flappy meal now much like an over inflated dinghy, he thought it was
time to start probing my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to pitch a stink pickle, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to strum the
banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie doll in
my ladytown and an antique doorknob up my rusty bullet hole. My mouth was so
full of womb ferret and creamy load, the magician's wax was trickling down my
chin and onto my mammaries. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and cock
custard in my rusty bullet hole created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so
fond of. He crowned a giant colon cobra on my mosquito bites just so he could
chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The seemingly never-ending
streams of love piss emanating from his blue-veined custard chucker soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my vertical smile, even though
I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. Hours of fucking
like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a manatee in yoga
pants, and I was no different! The slamming of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous,
he soon found his chin pounders joining his washington monument deep in my ring
piece. With his spam dagger slamming deep into my spunk dungeon, the sensation
of his chorizo howitzer smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid.
My depravity cavity was trembling like a shitting dog. Now, I've had more hands
up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his tenderloin truncheon made my minge
mucus leak like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. The
unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger slamming my cum dumpster made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The feeling of
his ectoplasm leaking down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. When he removed his veiny quim prod from my brown mile, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the corn-eyed butt snake off his one-eyed milkman.
After having my clam-flavoured pothole slammed, he then proceeded to slam my
rusty bullet hole. Inserting an antique doorknob into my wizards sleeve got me
ejecting minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. There was baby gravy
draining from his flesh gordon and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We
were ready for more. The thrusting makes me surge my minge mucus all over his
one-eyed monster. By now, my moose knuckle was flowing like Augustus Gloop's
mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty cock custard sliming from my balloon knot and all over my beef
curtains. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his flesh gordon slid deeper into my Oxo orifice.
The
mixture of Mr. Hanky and penis pudding in my Oxo orifice created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The feeling of his ectoplasm flowing down my
throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my minge mucus oozing from my tuna
canal, his balony pony is going to leave my piss flaps resembling badly
battered road kill. There was penis pudding seeping from his bugger king and I
was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. He munched on my
vertical garden, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part
of a week. After having my hot pocket fucked, he then proceeded to plow my poop
chute. With his veiny quim prod fucking deep into my soft-shelled tuna taco,
the sensation of his balony pony smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. My cake hole was so full of long-dong silver
and penis pudding, the ectoplasm was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my
sweater puppies. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss draining
from my turd-herder and all over my piss flaps. Now, I've been told the sperm
bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his giggle stick made my minge mucus
slobber like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. I can't wait
to chow down on the love mayonnaise from his spam javelin. Inserting a 9-iron
into my vaginal bacon buffet got me spouting sex wee faster than a greased
weasel shit. It was bliss having his vein cane slid inside me again; stuffing
my whispering eye with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't
get my shame portal spraying like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his
eight inches of throbbing pink jesus hammering my ladytown made me come so hard,
I began sweating like a pregnant nun. He arced a giant colon cobra on my cans
just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The fucking
makes me flood my flange custard all over his kebeb skewer. The fucking of my
rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining
his blind butler deep in my brown eye. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his tenderloin truncheon rammed deeper
into my poop chute. By now, my salmon slit was sliming like a hungry pig at a
trough. My frilling pink golf bag was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his
chorizo howitzer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Hours of pounding
like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like a rabid baboon's
arse, and I was no different! Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my quim
and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my old dirt road. When he
removed his purple beaver buster from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to devour the footlong fudge bullet off his muffbuster. With my fishy
flaps now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start stuffing my
rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a
toilet twinkie, I wondered?
The
unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed milkman thrusting my ground zero grotto
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. With my
beef curtains now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought it was time to
start shoving my soft tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
crown a sewer trout, I wondered? The feeling of his man fat frothing down my
throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip. He crowned a
giant colon cobra on my droopies just so he could gobble it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. It was bliss having his brie baton probed inside me again;
stuffing my moose knuckle with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just
didn't get my stench trench spattering like it used to. With his purple beaver
buster thrusting deep into my tuna canal, the sensation of his chubstep
smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cervix cigar probed deeper into my poop chute. Some girls are happy just to
strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number
of chillies in my gaping clam cavern and a gerbil up my balloon knot. If I
don't get a stinky pinky to get my tuna tunnel tears flowing from my ladytown,
his bugger king is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a hippo's yawn. He
munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony
for the best part of a week. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my
spit, but the sight of his greasy kebab skewer made my tuna tunnel tears
haemorrhage like a leaky tap. By now, my vibration station was weeping like a
broken fridge freezer. The mixture of colon cobra and cock snot in my brown
mile created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The plowing
of my fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining
his veiny quim prod deep in my fart valve. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty man fat dribbling from my turd-herder and all over my panty hamster. My
cake hole was so full of mutton dagger and love mayonnaise, the creamy load was
frothing down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. I can't wait to devour the
baby gravy from his veiny quim prod. Inserting a 9-iron into my whispering eye
got me ejecting flange custard faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his sperminator soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Hours of fucking like this would leave
any girl's lunchmeat looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no
different! The fucking makes me spit my spaff all over his mutton dagger. After
having my chlamydia canal raided, he then proceeded to raid my mud flap. My
smush mitten was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. I awoke
the next morning with my calamari cockring still slobbering. I thought it was
over but his cunt plunger had other ideas. There was penis pudding sliming from
his batter blaster and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more.
I
awoke the next morning with my whispering eye still trickling. I thought it was
over but his cumtree had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his bugger king slid deeper into my
chocolate starfish. My depravity cavity was trembling like a shitting dog. The
hammering makes me squirt my minge mucus all over his bugger king. It was bliss
having his pink tractor beam stuffed inside me again; stuffing my tampon tunnel
with a lightbulb just didn't get my bearded haddock pasty surging like it used
to. After having my one slice toaster raided, he then proceeded to slam my poop
chute. The hammering of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his love
spuds joining his batter blaster deep in my turd cutter. By now, my herring
hole was foaming like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's
chocolate river. My mouth was so full of kebeb skewer and cock snot, the
gentleman's relish was flowing down my chin and onto my cans. With my panty
hamster now much like Pete Burns' lips, he thought it was time to start probing
my soft tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a butt
nugget, I wondered? When he removed his one-eyed monster from my poop chute, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to gobble the colon cobra off his gristle missile. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load sliming from my black hole and all
over my lunchmeat. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but
the sight of his pink tractor beam made my pussy batter trickle like Wayne
Rooney's dick in an OAP home. If I don't stimulate the genitals through
phalangetic motion to get my sex wee oozing from my carp cavity, his thrill
drill is going to leave my vertical smile resembling Pete Burns' lips. He
munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the
best part of a week. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my cocoa channel
created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. He crowned a giant
hardened fudge nugget on my chesticles just so he could gobble it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. The unrelenting orgasms from his chubstep pounding my
mound of love pudding made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at
a spelling bee. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my sperm socket got
me flooding fallopian fish stock faster than a greased weasel shit. Some girls
are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having an egg timer in my cod canyon and a number of chillies up my mud
flap. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking
like a badly wrapped kebab, and I was no different! With his blue-veined custard
chucker plowing deep into my wunder down under, the sensation of his greasy
kebab skewer smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. I can't wait to suck the cock custard from his slut
slayer. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his
cumtree soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The feeling of his baby
gravy foaming down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than greased
shit off a shiny shovel.