Authors: Amy Woods
He
munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part
of a week. Inserting an egg timer into my whispering eye got me spraying
vertical moisture faster than a greased weasel shit. The pounding of my brown
mile was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his balony pony
deep in my black hole. With my clap flaps now much like that bathroom door in
The Shining, he thought it was time to start sliding my Mavis Fritter. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to drop a toilet twinkie, I wondered? Within
no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen foaming from my mud flap and
all over my meaty hangers. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo,
but the sight of his chorizo howitzer made my shrimp sap weep like a slavering
dog. It was bliss having his disco stick shoved inside me again; stuffing my
fuck trench with a 9-iron just didn't get my mound of love pudding surging like
it used to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his cervix cigar probed deeper into my balloon knot. Some girls are
happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a gerbil in my whispering eye and a barbie doll up my rusty sherif's
badge. After having my pink velvet sausage wallet plowed, he then proceeded to
raid my puckered brown eye. My cake hole was so full of turgid terror truncheon
and love piss, the baby gravy was flowing down my chin and onto my fiery
biscuits. If I don't play the clitar to get my shrimp sap haemorrhaging from my
fuck gutter, his huge penis is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling a
darts team's goalkeeper. When he removed his skeleton king from my soft tight
anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as
him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his
slut slayer. With his thrill drill hammering deep into my Quimcy, M.E., the
sensation of his Ocean's 11 Inches smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. There was love piss leaking from his huge penis and I
was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. I awoke the next
morning with my clearing in the woods still frothing. I thought it was over but
his skeleton king had other ideas. Hours of fucking like this would leave any
girl's furburger looking like a sand blasted tomato, and I was no different! By
now, my moose knuckle was dripping like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. He blasted a giant footlong fudge bullet on my superdroopers
just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I can't wait to
gobble the ectoplasm from his battering ram. The seemingly never-ending streams
of cock snot emanating from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. The raiding makes me splurge my sex wee all
over his meaty member. My tampon tunnel was trembling like a rat on acid. The
unrelenting orgasms from his tallywacker slamming my calamari cockring made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The mixture of sewer trout
and steamin' semen in my old dirt road created the delicious porthole pudding
that he was so fond of.
The
mixture of colon cobra and cock custard in my tradesman's entrance created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The plowing of my
tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining
his timed slimer deep in my chocolate starfish. The unrelenting orgasms from
his chorizo howitzer slamming my hatchet wound made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The seemingly never-ending
streams of ectoplasm emanating from his womb raider soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week. It was bliss having his veiny quim prod
stuffed inside me again; stuffing my south mouth with a number of chillies just
didn't get my stench trench surging like it used to. Hours of plowing like this
would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a bulldog in a windtunnel, and
I was no different! I can't wait to devour the penis pudding from his huge
penis. When he removed his piss pipe from my vintage golf bag, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the colon cobra off his master of ceremonies. If I
don't fluff the muff to get my minge mucus dribbling from my Quimcy, M.E., his
skin flute is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling John Wayne's
saddlebags. With his flesh gordon thrusting deep into my wizards sleeve, the
sensation of his bugger king smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. With my fishy flaps now much like a manatee in yoga
pants, he thought it was time to start ramming my fudge factory. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to blast a toilet twinkie, I wondered? He
dropped a giant sewer trout on my cans just so he could suck it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. There was steamin' semen leaking from his spam javelin
and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having
my soft-shelled tuna taco pounded, he then proceeded to raid my Oxo orifice. My
chamber of squelch was trembling like a shitting dog. The feeling of his creamy
load seeping down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his all-beef thermometer probed deeper into my poo pipe.
By now, my ladytown was leaching like a broken coffee maker. The thrusting
makes me flood my beige slime all over his cumtree. Some girls are happy just
to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a number of chillies in my sperm socket and an egg
timer up my fudge factory. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo,
but the sight of his spam dagger made my minge mucus haemorrhage like a hungry
pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning with my gammon alley still dribbling.
I thought it was over but his tenderloin truncheon had other ideas. Inserting a
gerbil into my cod cave got me flooding beige slime faster than snot off a
whip. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding oozing from my ring
piece and all over my velcro triangle.
With
my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle,
he thought it was time to start probing my mud flap. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pinch off a sewer trout, I wondered? The feeling of his
baby gravy dripping down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. My cake hole was so full of slut slayer and penis pudding,
the Da Vinci load was sliming down my chin and onto my rack. The hammering of
my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his
one-eyed monster deep in my soft tight anus. Inserting a 15" spiked
vibrator into my ground zero grotto got me squirting tuna tunnel tears faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He arced a giant butt nugget on my droopies
just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. It was bliss having
his skin flute plunged inside me again; stuffing my slime hole with a 9-iron
just didn't get my whispering eye spritzing like it used to. After having my
clearing in the woods thrusted, he then proceeded to hammer my vintage golf
bag. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been walking the red
carpet for the best part of a week. I can't wait to gobble the penis pudding
from his stilton sword. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm
dripping from my black hole and all over my hairy goblet. The unrelenting
orgasms from his blue-veined custard chucker pounding my fuck trench made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. The mixture of
sewer trout and penis pudding in my cocoa channel created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his batter blaster plunged deeper into my
fudge factory. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating
from his spam javelin soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I awoke the
next morning with my ruby cave still dripping. I thought it was over but his
blue-veined custard chucker had other ideas. By now, my Quimcy, M.E. was
flowing like a jizz waterfall. If I don't tune the tuna to get my vertical
moisture dripping from my clam-flavoured pothole, his skin flute is going to
leave my furburger resembling Terry Waite's allotment. There was magician's wax
slobbering from his veiny quim prod and I was wetter than an English summer. We
were ready for more. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my
moose knuckle and an egg timer up my rusty sherif's badge. With his Nelson's
Column slamming deep into my carp cavity, the sensation of his blind butler
smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. My
soft-shelled tuna taco was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's spam castanets
looking like the Japanese flag, and I was no different! When he removed his
all-beef thermometer from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the
toilet twinkie off his washington monument. Now, I've seen more pricks than a
second hand dartboard, but the sight of his mutton dagger made my minge mucus
haemorrhage like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home.
The
mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and gentleman's relish in my brown eye created
the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The pounding of my
tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his
bald-headed yogurt slinger deep in my poo pipe. Hours of raiding like this
would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like a darts team's goalkeeper,
and I was no different! Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load
sliming from my brown mile and all over my roast beef platter. He munched on my
velcro triangle, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.
Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his
mutton dagger made my sex wee trickle like a broken fridge freezer. I can't
wait to lap the love mayonnaise from his slut slayer. It was bliss having his
cheese-crusted cock stuffed inside me again; stuffing my wunder down under with
my fist just didn't get my herring hole flooding like it used to. The slamming
makes me spritz my pussy batter all over his love lollipop. If I don't get a
stinky pinky to get my clunge gunge seeping from my pink velvet sausage wallet,
his cunt stretcher is going to leave my meaty hangers resembling a bucket of
smashed crabs. The feeling of his magician's wax leaking down my throat got my
spaff flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My carp cavity was
trembling like jelly. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cervix cigar shoved deeper into my fudge factory.
When he removed his greasy kebab skewer from my ring piece, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his jade rod. He crowned a
giant butt nugget on my breasticles just so he could suck it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. There was love mayonnaise flowing from his one-eyed monster and I
was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Some girls are happy
just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I can't get off without having
a number of chillies in my cod canyon and a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster up my turd cutter. With his mutton dagger thrusting deep into my furry
cup, the sensation of his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quake like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock
custard emanating from his stilton spear soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his Nelson's Column raiding my wizards
sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling
bee. I awoke the next morning with my carp cavity still flowing. I thought it
was over but his balony pony had other ideas. Inserting a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster into my hatchet wound got me surging shrimp sap faster
than snot off a whip. After having my fuck trench raided, he then proceeded to
hammer my brown mile. By now, my stench trench was foaming like a slavering
dog. My mouth was so full of thrill drill and Da Vinci load, the man fat was
foaming down my chin and onto my breasticles.
There
was gentleman's relish trickling from his timed slimer and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having my bearded haddock pasty
plowed, he then proceeded to slam my brown mile. The unrelenting orgasms from
his sperminator slamming my shamevelope made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a dyslexic on Countdown. Now, I've been shot over more times than
Sarajevo, but the sight of his muffbuster made my pussy batter drip like a
slavering dog. My throat was so full of giggle stick and cock custard, the
gentleman's relish was trickling down my chin and onto my boobage. With my
hairy goblet now much like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start
sliding my Oxo orifice. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a butt
nugget, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my cod cave still dribbling.
I thought it was over but his disco stick had other ideas. I can't wait to
devour the magician's wax from his spam javelin. The feeling of his ectoplasm
draining down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. My furry cup was trembling like jelly. He munched on my
furburger, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a
week. It was bliss having his spam dagger slid inside me again; stuffing my
gashtray with a 9-iron just didn't get my smush mitten splurging like it used
to. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my ladytown got me
flooding fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Some
girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having an antique doorknob in my one slice toaster and a number of
chillies up my cocoa channel. When he removed his brie baton from my turd
cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the stink pickle off his bald-headed
yogurt slinger. With his balony pony thrusting deep into my shamevelope, the
sensation of his washington monument smashing my cervix made me quake like a
rat on acid. He copped a giant stink pickle on my tatas just so he could suck
it up like a pig at a trough. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his bugger king stuffed deeper into my old dirt
road. By now, my cod crater was slobbering like a leaky tap. Hours of fucking
like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like a manatee in yoga
pants, and I was no different! The fucking makes me spout my fallopian fish
stock all over his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty magician's wax foaming from my other vagina and all over my
spam castanets. The mixture of stink pickle and steamin' semen in my black hole
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The thrusting of
my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining
his cervix cigar deep in my Mavis Fritter. The seemingly never-ending streams
of creamy load emanating from his one-eyed monster soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio.