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Authors: Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton
âBother!' said Ed.
âBother!' said Ted.
âWoof! Woof! Woof!' said
Ted's dog Fred,
as they bobbed around
in the belly of Ned.
Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred
were certain
they were surely dead,
but the
whale called Nedâ
who was overfedâ
blew Ed
and Ted
and Ted's dog Fred
out of
the hole
in the top
of his head.
Up,
up,
up,
flew
Ed
and
Ted.
Up,
up,
up,
flew Ted's
dog
Fred
and
then ...
down,
down,
down,
they all did
head!
âOh no,'
said Ted
with deathly
dread.
âWe'll hit
the ground.
We'll end up
dead!'
âFear not,'
said Ed,
to his friend Ted,
stretching a
handkerchief
over his head.
âHang on to me, Ted!
Hang on to Ted, Fred!'
and
down
to
the
ground
they
para-chut-ed.
âThank you,
           thank you, Ed!' said Ted.
âThanks to you we are not dead!'
âWoof! Woof! Woof!'
said Ted's dog Fred
as he jumped up
and LICKED
Ed's head.
Ed
hugged
Fred!
Fred
hugged
Ed!
Ted
hugged
Fred!
Fred
hugged
Ted!
Ed
hugged
Ted!
Ted
hugged
Ed!
And
they
lived happily
ever after ...
in their shed.
PINKY PONKY
THE SHONKY,
WONKY,
BONKY
DONKEY
This is the story of Pinky Ponky.
Pinky Ponky was a donkey.