Read The Cat on the Mat is Flat Online
Authors: Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton
One day while visiting
at the zoo,Â
Lou found a hole
in the sole of her shoe.
âBoo-hoo!'
cried Lou,
âwhat
will
I do?
If only
I had
some
Superglue!'
âDon't cry, Lou,'
âsaid a kind kangaroo.
âYou can borrow
some of my
super-roo-glue!
It's even more super
than Superglue
AND it's extra-super-fast-sticking too!'
âOh, thank you, thank you!'
said Lou to the roo.
âThanks to you
and your super-roo-glue
now I can fix
the hole in my shoe.'
But while super-roo-gluing
the hole in her shoe,
Lou slipped and spilt
almost all of the glue,
and then she tripped
and fell in it, too.
âBoo-hoo!' cried Lou,
ânow what
will I
do?
I've fixed the hole
in the sole
of my shoe,
but now I'm stuck
in all this goo!'
But the kangaroo
knew just what to do.
It jumped over the fence
and kicked poor Lou,
as hard as only a roo can do.
Out of the glue
flew Unlucky Lou.
Up into the air
she flew and flew!
She flew right over
the walls of the zoo
and landed head-first
where a prickle-bush grew.
Poor old prickle-headed
Superglued Lou:
the unluckiest girl
that the world ever knew!
BILL
AND PHIL
AND
THE
VERY
BIG HILL
There was a man.
His name was Bill.
Bill had a friend.
His name was Phil.