The Cat on the Mat is Flat (2 page)

The rat

chased the cat.

The rat

chased the cat

with the

baseball bat.

Around

and around

and around

the mat

the rat

chased the cat

with the baseball bat

until …

 

Never again

did that cat

chase the rat—

the cat

was much too flat

for that.

ED AND TED
AND
TED'S DOG
FRED

There was a man

whose name was Ed.

Ed lived in a shed

with his friend Ted.

Ted had a dog

whose name

was Fred.

Ed liked Ted

and Ted liked Ed

and Fred liked Ted

but he didn't like Ed.

One morning Fred

jumped on Ed's bed.

Ed said: ‘Fred,

get off my bed!'

But Fred

just growled

and bit Ed's head.