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Authors: Bob Phillips
Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
BOB PHILLIPS
HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS
EUGENE, OREGON
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EXTRA NUTTY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS
Copyright © 2011 by Bob Phillips
Published by Harvest House Publishers
Eugene, Oregon 97402
www.harvesthousepublishers.com
ISBN 978-0-7369-3061-1
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida big pizza, and now I'm full.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bustle.
Bustle who?
Bustle be picking you up for school.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen to my arms and give me a hug.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Discus.
Discus who?
Discus it with me and then I'll tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel good. I had a great night's sleep.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido know how long I can wait for you to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gibbon.
Gibbon who?
Gibbon me a break.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
My hedda hurts. Do you have an aspirin?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to stop you from telling anymore knock-knock jokes.