Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (20 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur who?

Dinosaur because she stubbed her toe.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Emerson.

Emerson who?

Emerson funny knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Five.

Five who?

Five been out here knocking for a long time.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gwen.

Gwen who?

Gwen you stop telling knock-knock jokes, I'll be very happy.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to go to Disneyland?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish I knew.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Just Ashen.

Just Ashen who?

Just Ashen if anyone will let me in.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kleenex.

Kleenex who?

Kleenex I've ever been is after I take a bath.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Leif.

Leif who?

Leifs are what grow on trees.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Macaw.

Macaw who?

Macaw ran out of gas.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good knock-knock joke?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver is what people who like liver say before they eat it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police give me a candy bar.