Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (9 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Enid.

Enid who?

Enid help carrying all these packages.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fern.

Fern who?

Fern crying out loud! Let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla is what I cook hamburgers on.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Herring.

Herring who?

Herring aids can help you hear what others are saying.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Imus.

Imus who?

Imus be out of my mind to stay out here.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jester.

Jester who?

Jester minute! I'm going to cry if you don't open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kipper.

Kipper who?

Kipper locked up in the zoo for people to look at.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lecture.

Lecture who?

Lecture smile be your first hello.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mummy.

Mummy who?

It takes mummy to buy a car.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good restaurant in this area?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Oman.

Oman who?

Oman, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Paris.

Paris who?

Paris the thought of another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Quark, quark, quark!

Quark, quark, quark who?

Are you a duck?