Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series (36 page)

X must’ve barbed out twenty strips, and X didr*t ever* break a sweat.

I WONDER WHAT IS IN THIS CUTE LITTLE BOX?

OOPS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN IT ALL DAY.

DOCTOR, COULD I HAVE A NEW BUTT? MY OLD ONE HAS A CRACK IN IT.

CREIGHTON, I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, EVERYONE'S BUTT HAS A CRACK IN IT?

”lT*e ^reat tb*ir*g about tKese ' Crei^Kton the Cretin" contcs is that with all the idiots running around
ry school, X will MEVER run out of new material.

VJhen I go+ +0 school -today, I -took
ry
cor»cs +0 Mr. Ira's
office.
He's +he teacher who runs ■+V»e school news^a^er.

but when I went +0 turn
ry
strips in, I saw that there was a pile
of
corses -from other kids who were -hying 00+ -for the jot.

Most
of
them were pretty tad; so I wasn‘+ +00 worried about the competition.

So In hot +oo worried about +Ke cKahceS
of Bills conic ^e+tih^ ih, ei+Her.