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Authors: William Shakespeare

As You Like It (7 page)

Exeunt

Act 2 Scene 1

running scene 3

Enter Duke Senior, Amiens and two or three Lords, like
foresters

DUKE SENIOR
    Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile,

Hath not
old custom
2
made this life more sweet

Than that of
painted pomp
3
? Are not these woods

More free from peril than the
envious
4
court?

Here feel we not the
penalty of Adam
5
,

The seasons’
difference
,
as
6
the icy fang

And
churlish chiding
7
of the winter’s wind,

Which, when it bites and blows upon my body,

Even till I shrink with cold, I smile and say

‘This is no flattery: these are counsellors

That
feelingly
11
persuade me what I am.’

Sweet are the
uses
12
of adversity,

Which, like the
toad, ugly and venomous
13
,

Wears yet a precious jewel in his head.

And this our life
exempt from public haunt
15

Finds
tongues
16
in trees, books in the running brooks,

Sermons in stones and good in everything.

AMIENS
    I would not
change
18
it. Happy is your grace

That can
translate
19
the stubbornness of fortune

Into so quiet and so sweet a
style
20
.

DUKE SENIOR
    Come, shall we go and kill us venison?

And yet it irks me the poor dappled
fools
22
,

Being native
burghers
of this
desert
23
city,

Should in their own
confines
with
forkèd heads
24

Have their round haunches gored.

FIRST LORD
    Indeed, my lord,

The melancholy Jaques grieves at that,

And in that
kind
28
swears you do more usurp

Than doth your brother that hath banished you.

Today my Lord of Amiens and myself

Did steal behind him as he lay
along
31

Under an oak whose
antique
32
root peeps out

Upon the brook that
brawls
33
along this wood,

To the which place a poor
sequestered
34
stag

That from the hunter’s aim had ta’en a hurt,

Did come to languish; and indeed, my lord,

The wretched animal heaved forth such groans

That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat

Almost to bursting, and the big round tears

Coursed
40
one another down his innocent nose

In piteous chase: and thus the hairy fool

Much
markèd of
42
the melancholy Jaques,

Stood on th’
extremest verge
43
of the swift brook,

Augmenting it with tears.

DUKE SENIOR
    But what said Jaques?

Did he not
moralize
46
this spectacle?

FIRST LORD
    O, yes, into a thousand similes.

First, for his weeping into the
needless
48
stream;

‘Poor deer,’ quoth he, ‘thou mak’st a
testament
49

As
worldlings
do, giving thy
sum of more
50

To that which had too much.’ Then, being there alone,

Left and abandoned of his
velvet friend
52
,

‘ ’Tis right,’ quoth he, ‘thus misery doth
part
53

The
flux
of company.’
Anon
a
careless
54
herd,

Full of the pasture, jumps along by him

And never
stays
56
to greet him. ‘Ay,’ quoth Jaques,

‘Sweep on, you fat and
greasy
57
citizens,

’Tis just the fashion;
wherefore
58
do you look

Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?’

Thus most
invectively
60
he pierceth through

The body of country, city, court,

Yea, and of this our life, swearing that we

Are
mere
63
usurpers, tyrants, and what’s worse,

To fright the animals and to kill them
up
64

In their assigned and native dwelling-place.

DUKE SENIOR
    And did you leave him in this contemplation?

SECOND LORD
    We did, my lord, weeping and
commenting
67

Upon the sobbing deer.

DUKE SENIOR
    Show me the place.

I love to
cope
70
him in these sullen fits,

For then he’s full of
matter
71
.

FIRST LORD
    I’ll bring you to him
straight
72
.

Exeunt

Act 2 Scene 2

running scene 4

Enter Duke
[
Frederick
]
, with Lords

DUKE FREDERICK
    Can it be possible that no man saw them?

It cannot be: some
villains
2
of my court

Are of consent and
sufferance
3
in this.

FIRST LORD
    I cannot hear of any that did see her.

The ladies, her attendants of her chamber,

Saw her abed, and in the morning early

They found the bed
untreasured
7
of their mistress.

SECOND LORD
    My lord, the
roynish
8
clown, at whom so oft

Your grace was
wont
9
to laugh, is also missing.

Hisperia, the princess’ gentlewoman,

Confesses that she secretly o’erheard

Your daughter and her cousin much commend

The
parts
13
and graces of the wrestler

That did but lately foil the sinewy Charles,

And she believes, wherever they are gone,

That youth is surely in their company.

DUKE FREDERICK
    Send to his brother, fetch that
gallant
17
hither.

If he be absent, bring his brother to me.

I’ll make him find him. Do this
suddenly
19
,

And let not search and inquisition
quail
20

Exeunt

To bring
again
21
these foolish runaways.

Act 2 Scene 3

running scene 5

Enter Orlando and Adam
, [
meeting
]

ORLANDO
    Who’s there?

ADAM
    What, my young master? O, my gentle master!

O my sweet master! O you
memory
3

Of old Sir Rowland! Why, what
make you
4
here?

Why are you virtuous? Why do people love you?

And wherefore are you gentle, strong and valiant?

Why would you be so
fond
7
to overcome

The
bonny priser
of the
humorous
8
duke?

Your praise is come too swiftly home before you.

Know you not, master, to some kind of men

Their graces serve them but as enemies?

No
more
12
do yours: your virtues, gentle master,

Are
sanctified
13
and holy traitors to you.

O, what a world is this, when what is
comely
14

Envenoms
15
him that bears it!

ORLANDO
    Why, what’s the matter?

ADAM
    O, unhappy youth,

Come not within these doors! Within this roof

The enemy of all your graces lives:

Your brother — no, no brother, yet the son —

Yet not the son, I will not call him son —

Of him I was about to call his father —

Hath heard
your praises
23
, and this night he means

To burn the lodging where you
use
24
to lie

And you within it. If he fail
of
25
that,

He will have other means to
cut you off
26
;

I overheard him and his
practices
27
.

This is no
place
, this house is but a
butchery
28
;

Abhor it, fear it, do not enter it.

ORLANDO
    Why, whither, Adam, wouldst thou have me go?

ADAM
    No matter whither,
so
31
you come not here.

ORLANDO
    What, wouldst thou have me go and beg my food?

Or with a base and
boist’rous
sword
enforce
33

A thievish living on the
common
34
road?

This I must do, or know not what to do:

Yet this I will not do, do how I can.

I rather will subject me to the malice

Of a
diverted blood
38
and bloody brother.

ADAM
    But do not so. I have five hundred crowns,

The
thrifty hire
40
I saved under your father,

Which I did store to be my
foster-nurse
41

When
service should in my old limbs lie lame
42

And
unregarded
43
age in corners thrown.

Take that, and he that doth the ravens feed,

Yea, providently caters for the sparrow,

Gives gold

Be comfort to my age. Here is the gold,

All this I give you. Let me be your servant.

Though I look old, yet I am strong and
lusty
48
;

For in my youth I never did apply

Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood,

Nor did not with
unbashful forehead
51
woo

The means of weakness and debility:

Therefore my age is as a lusty winter,

Frosty
, but
kindly
54
. Let me go with you.

I’ll do the service of a younger man

In all your business and necessities.

ORLANDO
    O good old man, how well in thee appears

The
constant
58
service of the antique world,

When service
sweat
for duty, not for
meed
59
!

Thou art not for the fashion of these times,

Where none will sweat but for promotion,

And having that, do
choke their service up
62

Even with the having: it is not so with thee.

But, poor old man, thou prun’st a rotten tree,

That cannot so much as a blossom yield

In lieu of
all thy pains and
husbandry
66
.

But
come thy ways
67
, we’ll go along together,

And ere we have thy youthful wages spent,

We’ll light upon some settled
low content
69
.

ADAM
    Master, go on, and I will follow thee

To the last gasp with truth and loyalty.

From seventeen years till now almost
fourscore
72

Here livèd I, but now live here no more.

At seventeen years many their fortunes seek,

But at fourscore it is
too late a week
75
.

Yet fortune cannot recompense me better

Than to die well and not my master’s debtor.

Exeunt

Act 2 Scene 4

running scene 6

Enter Rosalind
for
Ganymede, Celia for Aliena, and Clown
alias
Touchstone

ROSALIND
    O
Jupiter
1
, how merry are my spirits!

TOUCHSTONE
    I care not for my spirits, if my legs were not weary.

Aside?

ROSALIND
    I could find in my heart to disgrace my

man’s apparel and to cry like a woman, but I must comfort

the
weaker vessel
, as
doublet and hose
5
ought to show itself

courageous to petticoat: therefore courage, good Aliena!

CELIA
    I pray you bear with me. I cannot go no further.

TOUCHSTONE
    For my part, I had rather bear with you than bear

you: yet I should bear no
cross
9
if I did bear you, for I think

you have no money in your purse.

ROSALIND
    Well, this is the Forest of Arden.

TOUCHSTONE
    Ay, now am I in Arden, the more fool I. When I

was at home, I was in a better place, but travellers must be

content.

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