Authors: Lauren Myracle
Sat, Dec 11
, 10:00
AM E.S.T
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SnowAngel: | morning, zo |
zoegirl: | morning, angela. are you wearing your super-duper very own pair of official bowling shoes? |
SnowAngel: | at ten in the morning? i'm in my bunny slippers, sweetheart. |
SnowAngel: | but yeah, i've got them right here beside me. *pats hideous bowling shoes lovingly* i didn't think we were gonna have fun ⦠but we did, didn't we? |
zoegirl: | especially when you threw your ball into that truck driver's lane. (snicker, snicker) |
SnowAngel: | he could have been MUCH more understanding. it's not like i meant to. |
zoegirl: | and then you knocked over his beer when you went to reclaim it, ya big klutz. |
zoegirl: | poor guy! |
SnowAngel: | poor me! i'm under a lot of stress, zoe. i'm leaving in 6 days!!! |
zoegirl: | what i don't get is why you just didn't tell the truck driver guy that you spilled his beer, instead of leaving it glopped on the floor in a puddle. if you'd cleaned it up right then, nothing else would have happened. |
SnowAngel: | i didn't tell him cuz i didn't want him yelling at me again. duh! |
zoegirl: | and that strategy sure worked |
SnowAngel: | it's not MY fault. who knew beer was so sticky? |
zoegirl: | and who knew our truck driver friend would attempt his patented foot-slide approach right after stepping smack into it? |
SnowAngel: | i think he needs to alter his diet. a slimmer man wouldn't have fallen so hard. |
zoegirl: | too many cheese fries |
SnowAngel: | at least it caused a distraction as we stole our shoes. frankly, zo, i'm still surprised you went along with it. |
zoegirl: | the operative word is “trade,” angela. we gave them a more than fair trade. |
SnowAngel: | in your case, maybe. i gave them a pair of chrissy's old tap shoes from when she used to take lessons. |
zoegirl: | um, angela? why did u just insert a pirate smiley? |
SnowAngel: | i dunno. cuz it's cute? |
zoegirl: | you're such a goof |
zoegirl: | so what are you doing for the rest of the day? |
SnowAngel: | i'm PACKING. how's that for a mood kill? |
zoegirl: | oh, angela |
SnowAngel: | come keep me company, please-please-pleasy-please? |
zoegirl: | sure, only i have to go to work at 5:00. and at some point, i should probably study for finals. |
SnowAngel: | finals. *vomit* |
SnowAngel: | there is no way i can be expected to study when my whole life is being ripped apart. |
zoegirl: | maybe we can study together after i help u pack. |
SnowAngel: | just come over. i don't care what we do, as long as i'm not alone! |
Sun, Dec 12
, 3:30
PM E.S.T
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mad maddie: | hey, a-boogie |
SnowAngel: | hey, m-boogie |
SnowAngel: | how long r u gonna stay on this “boogie” kick? |
mad maddie: | for-boogie-ever. got a problem wid dat? |
SnowAngel: | ur a freak |
SnowAngel: | so wazzup? |
mad maddie: | nothing, just procrastinating. i SHLD be studying, but let's just say i'm not. |
mad maddie: | wanna go get krispy kremes? |
SnowAngel: | heck yeah! |
mad maddie: | boogie-licious! |
Mon, Dec 13
, 5:23
PM E.S.T
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zoegirl: | hey, angela. guess what happened in biology today? |
SnowAngel: | what? |
zoegirl: | mr. mack tripped on the smart-board cable, and |
SnowAngel: | poor mr. mack! |
zoegirl: | he's okay. head wounds bleed a lot even when they're pretty minor, he said. but for the rest of the period (after taping a paper towel bandage to his head with masking tape), he pretended to have amnesia. every time someone asked a question about our exam, he'd be like, “what's your name again?” |
SnowAngel: | that's gonna be me at my stupid new school. i won't know a single person's name except stupid glendy. |
SnowAngel: | i wish I'D get clonked on my headâat least then i'd be put out of my misery. |
zoegirl: | angela! |
zoegirl: | i told you about mr. mack to cheer you up, not make you more depressed! |
SnowAngel: | oh |
SnowAngel: | well ⦠ha |
zoegirl: | that wasn't very convincing |
SnowAngel: | HAHAHAHAHA |
SnowAngel: | was that better? |
zoegirl: | er, thanks for trying |
SnowAngel: | yeah, u too |
Tues, Dec 14
, 4:09
PM E.S.T
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zoegirl: | i can't believe finals start tomorrowâhelp! |
SnowAngel: | which means only 3 more days until ⦠never mind. |
zoegirl: | i know |
zoegirl: | that's all i can think about, even though i've *got* to focus on studying. |
SnowAngel: | there's no way i'm getting any studying done. i've just accepted it. |
SnowAngel: | sorry i'm typing so slow, btw. i cut my thumb on the packing tape dispenser, and the band-aid's making things tricky. |
zoegirl: | that's okay |
SnowAngel: | ms. higgins gave us the question for our take-home essay. wanna hear it? |
zoegirl: | sure |
SnowAngel: | it's awful. it's like she WANTS to torture me, as if that was her evil plan. “using any three works of literature from this semester, discuss the following quote: âhome is where the heart is.' support your position with examples.” |
zoegirl: | oh man |
SnowAngel: | i know |
SnowAngel: | hey zo ⦠do u ever just feel sad for no reason? |
zoegirl: | i do, yeah. |
SnowAngel: | me too |
SnowAngel: | *sigh* |
SnowAngel: | guess my bracelet didn't work, huh? |
zoegirl: | what bracelet? |
zoegirl: | oh, your “believe” bracelet |
SnowAngel: | i kept thinking that maybe this was all a joke, that maybe it would all go away. i've been closing my eyes and rubbing the “believe” part, as if my wish might actually come true. isn't that stupid? |
zoegirl: | not stupid at all. i wish it *would* come true. |
SnowAngel: | oh well |
zoegirl: | i don't want u to move, angela. |
SnowAngel: | me neither |