Authors: Elizabeth Peters
He insisted on one of the best restaurants in town. He was paying, so I didn't object. When he had eaten his soup and a big hunk of saddle of venison,
mit Preiselbeeren
and all the rest, he announced that he was now feeling well enough to discuss our next move.
“What next move? We're going straight back to Munich and you are going straight to bed.”
“There are many things we must discuss,” said Schmidt seriously. “To think I have seen him at lastâthe great, the famous Sir John Smythe!”
“The infamous Sir John Smythe. You didn't see him, you only saw that mask.”
“I would have known him anywhere,” said Schmidt romantically. “Who else would appear out of thin air to save us from a flaming death? But you, Vickyâyou have deceived me. You were not surprised to see him. You knew he was still aliveâ
you have been seeing him, making love with him all these monthsâ”
“Schmidt, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I think you're jealous.”
Schmidt's petulant scowl relaxed. “It was very nice when you were kissing me,” he said.
I couldn't help smiling. “I am rather fond of you, you old goat.”
“Yes, but that is another thing. Always you say rude things to me, even when you thought I was dying. You blamed me for the accident, but it was not my fault, was it, if some madman shot out the tire of my car? I was driving magnificently until that momentâ”
“You were driving like a maniac, as you always do. Hadn't it occurred to you that we had been sent on a wild-goose chase, possibly into a trap? If I had been alone, I'd have turned back long before it happened.”
Since this was a valid complaint, Schmidt chose to ignore it. “How did he get there ahead of us?”
Since this was a valid question, I chose to answer it. “I wondered about that myself. He might live up that way, in the hills; a telephone call from the hotel could have sent him out to ambush us. Or there may be a trail from the valley, a short cut.”
“True.” Schmidt ruminated. “I will have the gateau with rum and strawberries. For youâ”
“Just coffee.” After he had dealt with the pressing matter of dessert, he continued, “It was the concierge, you think? The fat boy who gave us the directions?”
“That's not fat, that's muscle,” I said fairly. “Muscle enough to climb a mountain and get to the
spot before us. But we haven't any proof. He may have passed on a message in all innocence.”
Schmidt's curling lip showed what he thought of Freddy's innocence. He'd have preferred to make Freddy the villain rather than Friedl, lady's man that he was. I went on, “The police just laughed when I told them someone shot at us. They said it was probably a hunter.”
“A bad hunter who could mistake a Mercedes for a deer,” Schmidt grunted.
Schmidt slept most of the way back. He had eaten enough to render a gorilla comatose, but I was worried about him. He was too old and too fat for such goings-on. His accusations had stung, though. I did have a tendency to denigrate him and underestimate him and treat him like a child. He enjoyed having me fuss at himâat least I thought he enjoyed itâbut I was beginning to realize that the derogatory adjectives and the patronizing attitude might hurt an aging person who was already painfully aware of his increasing liabilities. I had to keep him out of danger without wounding his feelings and that wasn't going to be easy.
I took him home and tucked him into bedânot the first time I had performed that little job. I was reluctant to leave him alone, but he insisted he was okay, just tired; so, in keeping with my new policy, I said good night. Besides, I had a feelingâ¦.
For once, my premonitions were right on the mark. It was long past midnight before I had tended to Caesar's needs and my own; when the summons came, I was ready. Caesar, sprawled on the bedroom floor, had keener ears than mine. He let out one short, sharp bark, and got up; then he
loped to the window, his nails clicking on the bare boards, and began whining.
I turned off the light before I opened the window. The garden was white and dead and the high, distant moon cast long gray shadows across the snow. He looked no more solid than any other shadow as he slid over the balcony rail, but the arms that drew me to him were hard and real, and the lips that closed over mine were not cold for long.
I
F MY EARS WERE BURNING THAT NIGHT
I didn't notice. Some such omen ought to have occurred: people were talking about me again.
“Stop sniveling. Why the devil do you always snivel when I talk to you?”
“You are so cruel to me. It was not my fault. I didn't know he was going to do it.”
“I told you to telephone me if she turned up.”
“I did. It was only this morning that sheâ”
“And Schmidt too. That tears it. They know. If they weren't sure before, that moronic young thug has confirmed their suspicions. Where is he?”
Guiltily, as if the distant speaker could see her, she glanced at the closed bedroom door. “He is here.”
“Keep him there. Keep him quiet.”
“Yes, I will.
Liebchen
, no harm has been done. They were not injuredâ”
“And a damned good thing, too.” After a long pause the voice said thoughtfully, “There may be a way of turning this to our advantage after all. Now listen to me.”
“Yes, I will. I will do exactly as you say.”
“Then this is what you must doâ¦.”
The smeared tears died on her cheeks as she listened, intent on every word. Freddy was a diversion, pleasant enough in his way; but the voice came from a world far beyond anything Freddy could offerâa world that would one day be hers, if she followed orders faithfully.
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For some reason known only unto the great god Freud, I dreamed about babies. They were howling their little heads off because someone had stuck them upright in a snowbank, all in a row like ducks in a shooting gallery. One of them went on yelling after I woke up. It took me a minute to realize that it wasn't a baby, but Caesar, whining pathetically outside the bedroom door.
Sunlight slanting across the floor told me that Caesar's complaint was justified. It was long past his usual hour for R and R (relief and refreshment).
John was still asleep. Only the tip of his nose and a mop of ruffled fair hair showed over the blanket. I pulled it down with a careful fingertip, exposing his face. He murmured low in his throat, but didn't waken. No wonder he was tired. He had had a hard dayâand night.
Propped on one elbow, I studied his sleeping face curiously. He was back to blond, sans mustache, beard, or other distractionsâthe original, the one and onlyâ¦whatever his name might be. What's in a name, after all? A rose by any other
name would smell as sweetâand its thorns would prick as painfully.
I slid cautiously out of bed and reached for the negligee lying crumpled on the floor. Goose bumps popped out all over me in a spontaneous explosion; I discarded the charming but chilly chiffon ruffles and made a beeline for the closet and my comfortable old furry bathrobe.
Caesar trailed me downstairs, whuffling appreciatively and licking my heels. By the time the coffee was ready, he had finished his breakfastâtwo gulps and a single comprehensive lick. I shoved him out the back door, fixed a tray, and carried it upstairs.
John was sitting up in bed, hands behind his head. He greeted me with a sweet smile. “Excellent service. I must come here more often.”
“And no hotel bill,” I said, putting the tray on the table. “Not that you ever pay them anyway.”
“Didn't I ever reimburse you for that time in Paris?”
“No, you did not.”
“A slight oversight.” He stretched sideways, reaching for a cup.
The movement sent muscles sliding smoothly under his tanned skin; I wondered whether the tan had been acquired in a health spa or under a tropical sun. I didn't bother asking.
John would have considered Freddy's protuberant pectorals not only vulgar in the extreme, but also inefficient. His own body was above all else efficient-looking, as if he had deliberately designed it to do what he expected of it with the minimum of effort. It had a certain aesthetic appeal, however,
at least to someone who prefers the lean grace of early classical Greek sculptures such as the Discobolus to the muscle-bound athletes of the later Hellenistic period. I had never mentioned my aesthetic tastes to John, since he was vain enough already.
Catching my eye, he pulled the blanket up to his chin. I laughed. “Surely modesty, at this stage in our relationship⦔
“Cold, not modesty. Are you going to stand there like a statue of virtue all morning? â'Tis true, 'tis day; what though it be? O wilt thou therefore rise from me?'”
I sat down on the edge of the bed. That was a mistake. Or, to look at it another way, that was exactly the right move.
Caesar was howling plaintively in the garden and the patches of sunlight had moved farther when I stirred. “I've got to let that damned dog in. The neighbors will complain.”
“Never mind the neighbors. Or the dog.” “He remembered you.”
“Of course. I'm unforgettable.”
“In some ways,” I agreed. “We have to talk about the gold, John. Are you in?”
“Not at the moment, but if you'll give me a little timeâ”
“I despise crude sexual double-entendres,” I said crossly. “You used to quote Shakespeare. Last night all I got was Humphrey Bogart.”
“There were occasional bits of Shakespeare. Even a smidgen of John Donne.”
“Oh, really? âLicense my roving hands, and let them go'?”
“I've always considered that one of Donne's less-
inspired passages. No, I believe, among other things, I remarked that âLove's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.'”
“That's nice. I'm sorry I missed it.”
“I expect your attention was on something else,” John said, demonstrating.
“I thought you considered that one of Donne's less-inspiredâ”
“I was referring to the poetic sparkâthe divine afflatus. Insofar as practical advice is concerned⦔
“John, if you don't stop thatâ”
“I thought you enjoyed it. Oh, very well. Lie still. I can't concentrate on crime when you squirm around like that.”
“Is this better?” I curled up against him, my head on his shoulder.
“Not a great deal,” John murmured. “But I will endeavor to rise above lesser distractions. What were we talking about?”
“Crime. If that's what it is.”
“Taking pot shots at you is a crime in my book.”
“Ah, so that's what convinced you I wasn't inventing wild stories in order to lure you back to my arms.” John made a small sound, a mixture of protest and laughter, and I insisted, “You did think that.”
“No, honestly.”
“Yes, you did.”
“I had enough confidence in your veracity to follow you to Garmisch. Damned lucky for you I did.”
“Yes, I deeply appreciate it, but I can't help wondering why, if you had all that confidence in my veracity, you didn't say so in the first place.”
“I thought you wanted to talk about crime.”
“I am. I do. I just don't understandâ”
John gave a long, exaggerated sigh. “My dear girl, your initial scenario was pure fantasy. Attempted murder is a solid fact. People don't try to kill you unless you have done something to annoy them. What did you do yesterday?”
I gave him a brief rundown of the day's activities.
“Ve-ry interesting,” John said thoughtfully. “Let's concoct a plot, shall we? I'll begin; feel free to interrupt if you have contributions or criticisms.”
“I will.”
“I'm sure you will. All right, here we go. Forty-odd years ago, Hoffman was an official of the museum where the Trojan gold was displayed. After the warâ”
“Wait a minute, you're skipping. What was he doing during the war?”
“Irrelevant. We have to assume he was in Berlin at the end of the war and that somehow he managed to make off with the treasure. Otherwise we don't have a plot.”
“Okay, I'll buy that.”
“All the same, I wish I knew how he managed it,” John mused. “It was one of the master scams of all time, played against a background of epic tragedyâHomeric tragedy, one might say. Crawling across a hellish no man's land pocked with bomb craters and fallen bodies, with shells bursting overhead and buildings flaming around him, clutching that precious bundleâ¦We'll never know, I suppose.” I nudged him and with a wistful
sighâthe tribute of a master to a brilliant amateurâhe resumed his narrative.
“After the war, he turned up in Bavaria, married the innkeeper's daughter, and settled into a life of quiet obscurity, giving up what might have been a distinguished academic career. The preservation of the Trojan gold had become an idée fixe, perhaps a symbol of all the masterpieces of art and learning smashed by the barbarians and never to be retrieved, as your friend the carpenter put it. Why should he hand it over to someone else? He had as much right to it as anyoneâmore, because he had saved it and they had threatened to destroy it. In his admittedly distracted mind, there was no difference between conqueror and conquered. One had bombed London and Coventry, but the other had reduced Dresden to rubble and gutted the Cathedral of Cologne. Wellâwhat do you think?”
“Very literary, very intuitive, very profound. You may even be right.”
“To resume, then. His first wife must have known about the treasure; he photographed her wearing it. Was it her death that made him decide to share his secret with someone else? The inevitability of death is the one undeniable fact we all try to denyâ”
“If I want more philosophy, I'll read Plato,” I informed him. “Get on with it.”
“His wife died,” John said obediently. “He married againâa woman forty or fifty years younger. Did he tell her about the treasure?”
“Of course he did. Men do stupid things when they're in love.”
“Dear me, what a sweeping, sexist generalization.”
“I said, skip the philosophy.”
“You were the one whoâ¦. All right, what next? Did the second Frau Hoffman promise to carry on the trust? Or did she urge him to hand over the gold to the proper authorities?”
“Neither of the above. She's a greedy, ignorant little gold digger, John. If she found the True Cross, her first idea would be to hock it.”
“I'll accept your evaluationâwithout,” John added pointedly, “any sexist comments. The reaction you describe is unfortunately common to many members of the human race, male and female alike.”
“So she said something like, âOh, Anton darling, think of all that money,' and he said, âBite your tongue,' and sheâ¦well, whatever she said, he realized he had picked the wrong lady. The minute he died, she'd have the treasure out of hiding and into the hock shop. That realization was what made him decide to pass on his trust to a more suitable custodian. Better it should end up in a museum than in the hands ofâforgive meâsomeone like you.”
I paused to give him time for rebuttal; he chose not to take advantage of it, so I went on. “He kept putting off the decision to act, however. How many people die without a will? Something finally forced him to make up his mind. I suspectâand there is some confirmatory evidenceâthat he learned Friedl had already betrayed himâgone behind his back. Toâwho?”
“Whom,” said John. “Ouch,” he added indignantly.
“Then don't be a pedant. You derailed my train of thought. Where was I? OhâFriedl's extramarital activities. I'm sure she had plenty. Not only was Hoffman old enough to be her grandfather, but he was a gentlemanânot her type. Freddy was definitely her type, and it wouldn't surprise me to learn that he is not unknown to the police. But he's even stupider than his lady. What Friedl needed was a person who had two specific qualifications: brains enough to comprehend the unique value of the treasure, and the right connections to dispose of it, quietly, lucratively, and illegally.”
The taut muscles under my cheek quivered, and then relaxed. “It wasn't me,” John squeaked. “Honest, lady.”
“I believe you, darling. If she had approached you, you'd have taken care of the matter by now and left no loose ends dangling.”
“Thank you.”
“
Bitte schön
.”
“Your hypothesis, though unsubstantiated, is worth considering,” John said. “Where could she have met such a person? No, don't tell me, let me work it out for myself. At the hotel, obviously. All sorts of people go to hotels. They are known to enjoy skiing and other harmless sports; they eat, drink, and are merry. Perhaps it was a chance encounter (how romantic) that introduced Friedl to the man of her dreams, and while they were being merry she opened her little heart to him. She's the type that would babble in bedâ”
“Unlike me,” I said wryly.
“Quite unlike you. I've had a look at the lady, and she lacks your external charms as well as your ability to carry on a witty conversation even under circumstances of considerable distractionâ¦. What was I saying?”
“It wasn't John Donne, but I liked it. Do go on.”
“That's enough; I wouldn't want it to go to your head. We might try to have a look at the hotel register. This hypothetical expert of yours must have visited Bad Steinbach during the spring or summer of last year.”
“She may have met him earlier,” I said. “And remembered him when she learned about the goldâ¦.”
John knew every nuance of my voice. He said alertly, “You've thought of someone.”
“No. It's not only unsubstantiated, it's pure fiction.”
The arm around my shoulders tightened painfully. “Don't hold out on me, Vicky. I'm willing to collaborate in this little venture of yours, but only if you tell me everything.”
“Old habits die hard,” I said apologetically. “In our past encounters, we've been on opposite sides. I'm not accustomed to trusting you.”
The even movement of his breathing did not alter. After a brief, internal struggle, I said, “All right, then. I happen to know of five peopleâsix, including myselfâwho had at least one of the necessary qualifications, and who were at the hotel last year.”