Authors: Amy Woods
Some
girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an egg timer in my pink velvet sausage wallet and
a lightbulb up my fudge factory. With my vertical smile now much like the south
end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to start stuffing my black
hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket plunged inside me
again; stuffing my whispering eye with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't
get my cum dumpster spattering like it used to. I awoke the next morning with
my carp cavity still weeping. I thought it was over but his disco stick had
other ideas. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the
sight of his master of ceremonies made my clunge gunge slobber like a broken
coffee maker. He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been surfing
the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The pounding of my turd cutter
was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his bald
avenger deep in my soft tight anus. With his timed slimer raiding deep into my
ladytown, the sensation of his cream reaper smashing my cervix made me quiver
like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise
emanating from his washington monument soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. My cake hole was so full of bugger king and man fat, the cock custard
was weeping down my chin and onto my rack. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator
into my oyster ditch got me flooding shrimp sap faster than snot off a whip.
The mixture of stink pickle and magician's wax in my old dirt road created the
delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. By now, my frilling pink golf
bag was foaming like a slug in a salt mine. After having my vaginal bacon
buffet plowed, he then proceeded to fuck my cocoa channel. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his skeleton king
shoved deeper into my soft tight anus. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
baby gravy flowing from my turd-herder and all over my vertical garden. There
was gentleman's relish flowing from his throbbing quim dagger and I was wetter
than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. My ladytown was trembling like
a tasered slab of chopped liver. The feeling of his ectoplasm weeping down my
throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. I can't wait to consume the steamin' semen from his Nelson's Column. If
I don't get a stinky pinky to get my beige slime dribbling from my birth
cannon, his greasy kebab skewer is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling a
bucket of smashed crabs. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's
vertical garden looking like the south end of a badger going north, and I was
no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his love lollipop thrusting my
vaginal bacon buffet made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind
lesbian in a fish shop. The fucking makes me eject my tuna tunnel tears all
over his vein cane. He extruded a giant colon cobra on my mammaries just so he
could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
Inserting
an egg timer into my fuck gutter got me spraying pussy batter faster than a
greased weasel shit. My bearded haddock pasty was trembling like a tasered slab
of chopped liver. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen
leaking from my soft tight anus and all over my meaty hangers. By now, my shame
portal was oozing like a broken coffee maker. He munched on my velcro triangle,
even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. There
was creamy load seeping from his blue-veined custard chucker and I was wetter
than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Hours of slamming like this
would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like badly battered road kill, and I
was no different! He pinched off a giant stink pickle on my mammaries just so
he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The mixture of footlong fudge
bullet and man fat in my turd-herder created the delicious rectoplasm that he
was so fond of. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight
of his huge penis made my minge monsoon haemorrhage like a leaky tap. The
slamming makes me eject my spaff all over his washington monument. Some girls
are happy just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a gerbil in my one slice toaster and an egg timer up my Oxo
orifice. When he removed his bald avenger from my brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the hardened fudge nugget off his thrill drill. The seemingly
never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his throbbing quim dagger soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My mouth was so full of gristle missile
and man fat, the love mayonnaise was slobbering down my chin and onto my cans.
I can't wait to chow down on the ectoplasm from his balony pony. The feeling of
his steamin' semen draining down my throat got my flange custard flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I awoke the next morning with my
hot pocket still sliming. I thought it was over but his spunk-filled spam
rocket had other ideas. The slamming of my chocolate starfish was so vigorous,
he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his purple beaver buster deep in my
Mavis Fritter. After having my soft-shelled tuna taco hammered, he then
proceeded to raid my rusty sherif's badge. The unrelenting orgasms from his
spam dagger slamming my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like
a gypsy with a mortgage. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his stilton sword rammed deeper into my puckered brown
eye. With my lunchmeat now much like a werewolf with it's throat cut, he
thought it was time to start shoving my other vagina. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pinch off a sewer trout, I wondered? With his jade rod
pounding deep into my furry cup, the sensation of his Ocean's 11 Inches
smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. If I
don't buff the muff to get my spaff flowing from my enchilada of love, his
flesh gordon is going to leave my furburger resembling Terry Waite's allotment.
I
can't wait to lap the man fat from his devil's bagpipe. He munched on my
furburger, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.
With his chubstep plowing deep into my ladytown, the sensation of his cream
reaper smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid. My slime hole was
trembling like a rat on acid. The pounding of my rusty bullet hole was so
vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing joining his giggle stick deep in my
marmite motorway. The mixture of toilet twinkie and baby gravy in my Mavis
Fritter created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. He rolled a
giant corn-eyed butt snake on my breasticles just so he could gobble it up like
a pig at a trough. The raiding makes me pour my beige slime all over his cervix
cigar. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his
clunger made my vertical moisture leak like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm dribbling from my fudge
factory and all over my velcro triangle. If I don't play the clitar to get my
clunge gunge trickling from my oyster ditch, his thrill drill is going to leave
my clap flaps resembling a gutted trout. With my vertical garden now much like
a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start probing my brown
eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a colon cobra, I
wondered? Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my split peach and a
10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my rusty sherif's badge. The feeling
of his ectoplasm haemorrhaging down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing
quicker than a greased weasel shit. Inserting a 9-iron into my moose knuckle
got me spraying clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. The seemingly
never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his purple-headed trouser
snake soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his jebend
from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the toilet twinkie off his
skin flute. I awoke the next morning with my shamevelope still dribbling. I
thought it was over but his wensleydale wand had other ideas. My cake hole was
so full of vein cane and cock snot, the penis pudding was foaming down my chin
and onto my fiery biscuits. The unrelenting orgasms from his muffbuster raiding
my carp cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC
World. After having my chlamydia canal plowed, he then proceeded to slam my
vintage golf bag. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his greasy kebab skewer slid deeper into my mud flap. By now,
my wizards sleeve was draining like a hungry pig at a trough. It was bliss
having his washington monument slid inside me again; stuffing my chamber of
squelch with my fist just didn't get my quim gushing like it used to. Hours of
thrusting like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like Terry
Waite's allotment, and I was no different!
The
feeling of his creamy load frothing down my throat got my beige slime flowing
quicker than a greased weasel shit. My meat purse was trembling like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. The slamming of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he
soon found his salty protein grapes joining his gristle missile deep in my mud
flap. My cake hole was so full of purple-headed trouser snake and love
mayonnaise, the man fat was seeping down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. He
pitched a giant colon cobra on my twin peaks just so he could suck it up like a
hungry hungry hippo. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie doll in my ruby cave
and an egg timer up my mud flap. If I don't study english cliterature to get my
minge monsoon oozing from my fuck trench, his skin flute is going to leave my
open-faced ham sandwich resembling a dropped burrito. Inserting an antique
doorknob into my tampon tunnel got me spattering clunge gunge faster than snot
off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise foaming
from my shit winker and all over my furburger. With my beef curtains now much
like a blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was time to start ramming my black
hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a stink pickle, I
wondered? Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage
looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! With his flesh
gordon plowing deep into my cod cave, the sensation of his eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. The plowing makes me flood my tuna tunnel tears all over his
battering ram. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his balony pony stuffed deeper into my tradesman's entrance.
There was gentleman's relish foaming from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon
and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. He munched on
my clap flaps, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week.
After having my one slice toaster hammered, he then proceeded to plow my rusty
bullet hole. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket still trickling. I
thought it was over but his washington monument had other ideas. By now, my
shame portal was leaking like a broken coffee maker. Now, I've had more hands
up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his jade rod made my shrimp sap slime
like a slavering dog. It was bliss having his chubstep plunged inside me again;
stuffing my split peach with a squash just didn't get my municipal cockwash gushing
like it used to. I can't wait to chow down on the cock snot from his skin
flute. The unrelenting orgasms from his flesh gordon hammering my cod crater
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. When he
removed his battering ram from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the corn-eyed butt snake off his gristle missile. The mixture of Mr.
Hanky and creamy load in my black hole created the delicious rectal stew that
he was so fond of.
There
was magician's wax leaching from his womb ferret and I was wetter than an
otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Hours of hammering like this would
leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a clown's pocket, and I was no
different! After having my frilling pink golf bag plowed, he then proceeded to
slam my soft tight anus. Inserting my fist into my herring hole got me
splurging clunge gunge faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't
wait to gobble the steamin' semen from his skeleton king. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty creamy load leaching from my cocoa channel and all over
my roast beef platter. The unrelenting orgasms from his muffbuster hammering my
fuck gutter made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a
mortgage. With my piss flaps now much like a ripped out fireplace, he thought
it was time to start ramming my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to cop a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The raiding of my brown eye
was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his wrist-thick wand
deep in my balloon knot. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight
of his greasy slimelight made my tuna tunnel tears seep like a slug in a salt mine.
He extruded a giant toilet twinkie on my droopies just so he could devour it up
like a pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning with my cum dumpster still
dribbling. I thought it was over but his womb ferret had other ideas. When he
removed his flesh gordon from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
devour the colon cobra off his flesh gordon. The feeling of his penis pudding
slobbering down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. My quim was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his
gristle missile soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my
meaty hangers, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. By
now, my moose knuckle was weeping like a jizz waterfall. The hammering makes me
squirt my tuna tunnel tears all over his throbbing quim dagger. It was bliss
having his skin flute probed inside me again; stuffing my fuck trench with a
15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my split peach splurging like it used
to. With his ample cock plowing deep into my Quimcy, M.E., the sensation of his
blind butler smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having my fist in my shame portal and my fist up my black
hole. My mouth was so full of ramrod and penis pudding, the steamin' semen was
flowing down my chin and onto my top bollocks. If I don't buff the muff to get
my spaff sliming from my split peach, his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon is
going to leave my furburger resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut. The
mixture of hardened fudge nugget and love mayonnaise in my brown mile created
the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.