Authors: Amy Woods
With
his jade rod hammering deep into my carp cavity, the sensation of his Nelson's
Column smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. Inserting a
9-iron into my cum dumpster got me pouring pussy batter faster than snot off a
whip. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his
master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he
removed his devil's bagpipe from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on
the colon cobra off his blind butler. My mouth was so full of eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus and gentleman's relish, the baby gravy was haemorrhaging
down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. He munched on my vertical smile, even
though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. After having my birth
cannon slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my marmite motorway. Some girls are
happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a gerbil in my one slice toaster and a 15" spiked vibrator up my
poo pipe. There was gentleman's relish flowing from his all-beef thermometer
and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The fucking
makes me spout my sex wee all over his stilton sword. The feeling of his
gentleman's relish draining down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. By now, my shamevelope was seeping like a broken
fridge freezer. It was bliss having his wrist-thick wand shoved inside me
again; stuffing my herring hole with a 9-iron just didn't get my mound of love
pudding spouting like it used to. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
steamin' semen sliming from my turd cutter and all over my piss flaps. With my
purple cabbage now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time
to start probing my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
cut a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? I can't wait to suck the love mayonnaise from his
jebend. I awoke the next morning with my ruby cave still trickling. I thought
it was over but his batter blaster had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his spam dagger rammed
deeper into my turd cutter. The mixture of sewer trout and love mayonnaise in
my other vagina created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My
vibrator crater was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The
unrelenting orgasms from his pink tractor beam hammering my Quimcy, M.E. made
me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. The
pounding of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining
his chorizo howitzer deep in my fart valve. Now, I've seen more pricks than a
second hand dartboard, but the sight of his chubstep made my tuna tunnel tears
leak like a broken fridge freezer. If I don't study english cliterature to get
my minge mucus slobbering from my chamber of squelch, his greasy kebab skewer
is going to leave my clap flaps resembling Terry Waite's allotment. Hours of
plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a hippo's
yawn, and I was no different!
Hours
of pounding like this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like a
rabid baboon's arse, and I was no different! There was cock custard foaming
from his bald avenger and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more. The feeling of his love mayonnaise trickling down my throat got my pussy
batter flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. By now, my
calamari cockring was seeping like a George Foreman grill. He munched on my
furburger, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.
Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having a squash in my quim and a lightbulb up my cocoa channel.
Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his spam
javelin made my sex wee slobber like a George Foreman grill. The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his clunger soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. With his master of ceremonies raiding deep into my
cock holster, the sensation of his skin flute smashing my cervix made me quiver
like a shitting dog. It was bliss having his brie baton stuffed inside me
again; stuffing my ladytown with a number of chillies just didn't get my
shamevelope gushing like it used to. My wizards sleeve was trembling like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The unrelenting orgasms from his washington
monument fucking my quim made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in
a confessional. If I don't fish for pearls to get my shrimp sap weeping from my
clam-flavoured pothole, his skin flute is going to leave my furburger
resembling a sand blasted tomato. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like
a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start ramming my balloon
knot. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a stink pickle, I
wondered? The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and ectoplasm in my soft tight
anus created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. He pinched off a
giant butt nugget on my rack just so he could consume it up like a pig at a
trough. After having my spunk dungeon pounded, he then proceeded to pound my
rusty sherif's badge. Inserting an egg timer into my ground zero grotto got me
surging spaff faster than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his muffbuster stuffed deeper into my
brown eye. I awoke the next morning with my penis pothole still leaching. I
thought it was over but his veiny quim prod had other ideas. I can't wait to
consume the love piss from his battering ram. The pounding makes me spout my
fallopian fish stock all over his balony pony. The plowing of my soft tight
anus was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his batter blaster
deep in my rusty sherif's badge. When he removed his blind butler from my mud
flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to suck the hardened fudge nugget off his cheese-crusted
cock. My mouth was so full of bugger king and love mayonnaise, the steamin'
semen was dripping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies.
With
his greasy kebab skewer slamming deep into my south mouth, the sensation of his
gristle missile smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's
relish emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my slime hole still
haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his gristle missile had other ideas.
If I don't study english cliterature to get my tuna tunnel tears haemorrhaging
from my hot pocket, his brie baton is going to leave my vertical garden
resembling Terry Waite's allotment. He curled a giant sewer trout on my love
bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating porridge. Hours of
slamming like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like the south
end of a badger going north, and I was no different! I can't wait to suck the cock
snot from his veiny quim prod. After having my bearded haddock pasty plowed, he
then proceeded to raid my vintage golf bag. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his thrill drill shoved deeper into my
cocoa channel. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my oyster ditch and a 10
inch purple battery-operated monster up my soft tight anus. The unrelenting
orgasms from his one-eyed monster fucking my frilling pink golf bag made me
come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. My smush
mitten was trembling like a rat on acid. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget
and baby gravy in my shit winker created the delicious sphincter sauce that he
was so fond of. With my furburger now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he
thought it was time to start sliding my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to blast a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? My mouth was so full
of long-dong silver and love piss, the love mayonnaise was seeping down my chin
and onto my boobage. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into
my frilling pink golf bag got me spraying minge monsoon faster than snot off a
whip. There was ectoplasm weeping from his ample cock and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. By now, my depravity cavity was
weeping like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. The thrusting
of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his
blind butler deep in my rusty bullet hole. The thrusting makes me spout my
beige slime all over his huge penis. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
ectoplasm dripping from my Oxo orifice and all over my purple cabbage. When he
removed his cunt stretcher from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
suck the toilet twinkie off his skeleton king. It was bliss having his
blue-veined custard chucker probed inside me again; stuffing my whispering eye
with a lightbulb just didn't get my municipal cockwash pouring like it used to.
He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had the painters in for the best
part of a week. The feeling of his magician's wax draining down my throat got
my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
Hours
of raiding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a motorway
pileup, and I was no different! The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard
emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen draining from my
shit winker and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. I can't wait to consume
the penis pudding from his meaty member. If I don't finger blast to get my
vertical moisture sliming from my shamevelope, his balony pony is going to
leave my purple cabbage resembling a twisted slipper. There was penis pudding
seeping from his vein cane and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were
ready for more. The fucking makes me gush my sex wee all over his chubstep. I
awoke the next morning with my fuck gutter still sliming. I thought it was over
but his sperminator had other ideas. With my vertical smile now much like a
werewolf with it's throat cut, he thought it was time to start plunging my ring
piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a corn-eyed butt
snake, I wondered? The feeling of his steamin' semen foaming down my throat got
my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. By now, my
quim was seeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Inserting a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster into my depravity cavity got me splurging
clunge gunge faster than snot off a whip. My mouth was so full of ramrod and Da
Vinci load, the love piss was frothing down my chin and onto my love bubbles.
He cut a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack just so he could lap it up like
a pig at a trough. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the
sight of his washington monument made my flange custard flow like a slavering
dog. The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt stretcher thrusting my ladytown made
me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his mutton dagger
rammed deeper into my turd cutter. The pounding of my balloon knot was so
vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his piss pipe deep in my poo
pipe. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having an antique doorknob in my bearded haddock pasty and a
lightbulb up my poop chute. When he removed his love muscle from my brown eye,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his cunt plunger. It was bliss having
his love muscle shoved inside me again; stuffing my whispering eye with a
barbie doll just didn't get my pink velvet sausage wallet splurging like it
used to. With his veiny quim prod fucking deep into my quim, the sensation of
his greasy slimelight smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. The mixture of stink pickle and magician's wax in my
cocoa channel created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. My
cod canyon was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He munched
on my purple cabbage, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part
of a week.
He
blasted a giant butt nugget on my breasticles just so he could gobble it up
like a hungry hungry hippo. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and magician's
wax in my brown mile created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. I
can't wait to lap the penis pudding from his vein cane. The thrusting makes me
flood my fallopian fish stock all over his tallywacker. With his cheese-crusted
cock slamming deep into my chlamydia canal, the sensation of his cumtree
smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert.
The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his
washington monument soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. There was
steamin' semen dripping from his veiny quim prod and I was wetter than an
English summer. We were ready for more. I awoke the next morning with my smush
mitten still oozing. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had
other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his batter blaster rammed deeper into my chocolate starfish. Now,
I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his
Nelson's Column made my clunge gunge foam like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the
sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. After having my ruby cave plowed, he
then proceeded to hammer my rusty bullet hole. He munched on my flappy meal,
even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. If I don't fluff
the muff to get my sex wee foaming from my mound of love pudding, his thrill
drill is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a twisted slipper. Some girls
are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my front bum and a
squash up my turd-herder. It was bliss having his wrist-thick wand rammed
inside me again; stuffing my soft-shelled tuna taco with a 15" spiked
vibrator just didn't get my furry cup splurging like it used to. The pounding
of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his
cunt plunger deep in my chocolate starfish. With my furburger now much like a
horse's collar, he thought it was time to start ramming my mud flap. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to drop a stink pickle, I wondered? Hours of
plowing like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a manatee in
yoga pants, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy
kebab skewer slamming my spunk dungeon made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a white mouse in a tampon factory. When he removed his purple-headed
trouser snake from my cocoa channel, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt
nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the sewer trout
off his bald avenger. My mouth was so full of brie baton and ectoplasm, the
creamy load was slobbering down my chin and onto my love bubbles. My spunk
dungeon was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty penis pudding frothing from my turd-herder and all over
my velcro triangle. Inserting a squash into my hot pocket got me flowing tuna
tunnel tears faster than a greased weasel shit. The feeling of his cock snot
seeping down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot off a whip.