Thank you… older woman next to me in my yoga class, for ripping not one but two big ones during downward-facing dog. It’s like that old saying, “One yoga toot, shame on you. Two yoga toots, you should probably go to the ladies’ room.”
Thank you… chocolate chips, for not being called “sugar turds.”
Thank you… coarse wool sweaters, for having a relationship with my nipples that could best be described as “problematic.”
Thank you… gummy worms, for being excellent bait if I want to catch a Swedish Fish.
Thank you… shorts weather, for reminding me that it’s almost time to go apeshit on my milky-white chicken legs with a tube of tinted bronzer.
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