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Authors: Barbara Park

One-Man Band

Hurray for Barbara Park
and the Junie B. Jones
®
books!

“Park, one of the funniest writers around … brings her refreshing humor to the beginning chapter-book set.”


Booklist

“Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—
and
reading—are lots of fun.”


Publishers Weekly

“Park is simply hilarious.”

—America Online's
The Book Report

“Junie B. is a darling of the young-reader set.”


USA Today

“Children's book star Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”

—Time

“First grade offers a whole year of exciting possibilities for Junie B. … As always, Park is in touch with what kids know and how they feel.”


School Library Journal

“Sassy, hilarious, and insightful. Park obviously understands the passions and fears of first-graders.”


Booklist

Laugh out loud with Junie B. Jones
!

  #1
Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

  #2
Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business

  #3
Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth

  #4
Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying

  #5
Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake

  #6
Junie B. Jones and That Meanie Jim's Birthday

  #7
Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

  #8
Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed

  #9
Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook

#10
Junie B. Jones Is a Party Animal

#11
Junie B. Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy

#12
Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy

#13
Junie B. Jones Is (almost) a Flower Girl

#14
Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Valentime

#15
Junie B. Jones Has a Peep in Her Pocket

#16
Junie B. Jones Is Captain Field Day

#17
Junie B. Jones Is a Graduation Girl

#18
Junie B., First Grader (at last!)

#19
Junie B., First Grader: Boss of Lunch

#20
Junie B., First Grader: Toothless Wonder

#21
Junie B., First Grader: Cheater Pants

#22
Junie B., First Grader: One-Man Band

#23
Junie B., First Grader: Shipwrecked

#24
Junie B., First Grader: BOO … and I MEAN It
!

#25
Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
!
(P.S. So Does May.)

#26
Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha
!

#27
Junie B., First Grader: Dumb Bunny

      
Top-Secret Personal Beeswax: A Journal by Junie B. (and me!)

Check out Barbara Park's other great books, listed at the end of this book!

To the talented Denise Brunkus …
who draws Junie B. with a sense of style
,
a sense of spirit, and—best of all—a sense of humor.
What a wonderful gift.

I smiled at that nice thought.

Then I peeked over the side of my desk. And I tried to wiggle my piggy toe.

It still felt sore.

That's because yesterday a little trouble happened when I was practicing in my backyard. And it's called, I accidentally kicked my ball over the fence. And I didn't want to go get it. So I had to find something else to kick.

And then ha!

I spied Mother's brand-new watering can!

It was the one with the funny cow painted on it.

And it was sitting right out in the middle of the yard!

I laughed out loud at that perfect target!

“I bet I can kick that silly cow right over the moon!” I said.

Then I rubbed my hands together very excited.

And I backed all the way up to the fence.

Then
VA-ROOM
!

I took off running!

And
ZOOM
!

I ran faster and faster!

And
KA-BOOM
!

I kicked that can as hard as I could!

And
OWIE OW OW
!

That dumb-bunny can was filled full of
water
! And nobody even told me about that problem!

I fell down in the grass very painful.

Then I rolled around and around. And I hollered real loud.

“MY TOE! MY TOE! MY TOE!” I hollered. “MY TOE! MY TOE! MY TOE!”

Mother hurried to the back door.

“Junie B.! Oh my goodness! What's wrong?” she called.

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