Naughty Secrets (8 page)
The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me while having sex was when my husband, then my boyfriend, and I got
caught by the cops. We were at a place that some of our friends had gone to and so we thought it would be okay.
We had just barely gotten started when the cops pulled up. They knocked on the window and so I hurried and pulled my pants
back on. Let me tell you, it’s not an easy task in a car anyway, much less when you’re nervous as hell. My husband acted very
casual about the whole thing, like it was no big deal, while they searched my husband and the car and my purse, looking for
drugs I guess. We didn’t get into any trouble, but it was so embarrassing.
My partner and I were on the floor in my office when the cleaning lady started to open the door. Quick as a flash my lover
scrambled behind the door and I quickly started typing on my computer. The lady walked into the room and said, “Oh, I didn’t
think anybody was here.”
“I was working late,” I said, and asked whether she could come back later. Shaking her head sadly at the idea that someone
had to work so late, the cleaning lady agreed and left. The whole time, my lover was standing behind the door with his pants
down, grinning at me.
The most dreadful was one year when I was home for vacation from college. My father came into my room while I was in the shower
and found my then-boyfriend sound asleep and naked in my bed. Oddly enough, we hadn’t even done anything that day. He had
just dozed off because he was exhausted.
We got caught in the middle of the night by the police doing the deed on a jungle gym in a local park.
Here are a few more unique experiences.
I remember when my ex’s penis hit my gag reflex while I was performing oral sex and I threw up. Ugh!
The worst was when his dog lay next to us on the floor chewing the crotch out of my panties. I guess it wasn’t too bad, though,
since my boyfriend and I didn’t stop.
I fell asleep! I’m laughing just thinking about it. It was a few days after I first met my hubby, and we had been up all night
and all day for two days straight. Nothing but partying, clubbing, and fucking! We were in the middle of going at it again
when I just fell asleep. We were kissing and I accidentally bit down on his tongue when I dropped off. I felt terrible, but
he was good about it and understood!
My new husband and I were on a long bus trip to a family reunion. It was well after dark and both of us were really bored.
Although it was midsummer the air conditioner was revved up and it was really chilly so we had been cuddling beneath a thick
blanket. My hubby unbuttoned my sweater but kept it closed, then slipped his fingers up through the leg hole of my shorts.
He made me come a few times but I was pretty quiet about it. I remember that I covered it up with a make-believe coughing
fit so violent that one of the ladies on the bus asked if I wanted some water. I politely declined.
Then I went to work on him. He had on sweatpants so I grabbed his already hard cock. I hadn’t realized that he had picked
up his coffee cup and when he came he made an odd sound and dropped the cup in the aisle. As several people bent over to help
him clean up the mess, I quickly closed my eyes, removed my hand, and acted like I was asleep. Later, as I wiped my messy
hand on the blanket, I realized that it wasn’t our blanket. Ouch.
Once, before I’d lost my virginity, I was getting it on with a girlfriend. Trying to be casual, I unzipped my pants and, since
I wasn’t wearing underwear, my cock got caught in my zipper. She realized what had happened and tried to help.
I didn’t want to stop what we were doing so I continued to eat her pussy while she tried to get my penis free. Actually she
made me come just by trying to remove my cock from my zipper. The final result was that the only pair of trousers I had were
covered in a mixture of blood and come.
I had had an IUD installed and a few night later I was really in the mood so I initiated things and got my boyfriend really
hot. I told him that I wanted him to take me then and there and as he did the weirdest look came over his face and he got
up from the bed.
It turned out that the IUD string had “stabbed” his member. I was really embarrassed and it kind of put a damper on our night.
I had a wicked headache one night so my hubby went to get a cold compress and put it over my eyes. As I lay back to let the
cold do its work he started to kiss me softly and cuddle me. He was being so sweet and attentive that I wanted to do something
for him, too. We moved to the sixty-nine position and the closer I got to having an orgasm, the more my head pounded. He was
near, too, and I didn’t want to stop.
I didn’t make it. I vomited all over him, before he had a chance to come.
While home from college, my girlfriend and I were hard at it in my bedroom when the bed broke—the slats fell out. We were
fixing it when my folks came home and it was no secret what had happened. My mother fled, the old man said “fix it,” and things
were quiet around the dinner table for a few days.
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everal people answered this question by saying that they discovered that they were actually in love. Take care. Love and lust
are often confused. I will admit that in the first blush of lovemaking, particularly when I was quite young, I made that mistake
and continued to see a boy who was really wrong for me. Fortunately I didn’t make any permanent commitments, but I’m afraid
that this confusion contributes to our enormously high divorce rate.
Sex is great, and Mother Nature sees to it that we know it. Hormones provide animals with some strong drives, and we humans
are no different from other life-forms.
With that said, the emotional connection with a partner during and after lovemaking is unsurpassed. Tears of joy, cuddling,
warmth, and caring all combine to make lovemaking a most fabulous activity.
Turning to look at him in the aftermath and seeing tears in his eyes is just terrific. He told me how lucky I was to come
as hard as I do and how proud he was to be able to give me that much pleasure.
The most wonderful thing is the explosive intermingling of love, desire, and lust that can incinerate you and your partner.
Approximately three months after I started seeing my current partner, we had made love and he was holding me after we had
both come. For the first time in my life I felt that I was in love and loved. It was a wonderful feeling and one that I won’t
ever forget.
Hearing someone I’m in love with say my name is my favorite and most wonderful moment.
Feeling close to another human being is great. It’s kind of like becoming one. It took months of close communication to set
the stage but that first time and every time since have been worth anything in the world.
I realized that I was in love while making love to the man who would become my husband! The realization that this was more
than just sex made the experience just a little more wonderful!
Aside from conceiving our three children, I’d say just the closeness with each other, and the total complete sense of oneness
is the best. We still appreciate and enjoy that aspect of our relationship.
The most wonderful thing that ever happened to me was when, still joined together after a warm, romantic lovemaking session
in a small London hotel, my wife agreed to marry me.
The most wonderful thing is the eye contact that my partner and I have during sex.
Then there are the orgasms themselves.
The best is the feeling of having an orgasm with an erect penis inside me.
The most wonderful thing that happens to me during sex is when my husband and I climax at the same time. It’s very rare, but
when it happens, it’s great.
MULTIPLE ORGASM. [The capitals were hers.]
To have one orgasm after another is so intense.
I would say that female ejaculation is probably the best that has happened. It drives my hubby nuts.
Mutual climax is right up there.
Making children was the most wonderful thing for several women. For example:
The most wonderful thing that has happened while making love was the creation of my two wonderful boys!!!
Making our son.
Her name is Faith Angelica and she will be two years old in June.
What did others who responded to the survey have to say about the wonders of great sex?
Making videos of the lovemaking and then watching them with my lover is just wonderful. We love both activities.
There are times when I am able to slow down to the point of being on the verge of orgasm, but I haven’t yet fallen off the
plateau. I am frozen except for a gentle pulse from my penis that courses through my body every so often. I simply lose all
sense of time and space and I’m only aware of my pleasure and my wife. It doesn’t get any better than that.
The most wonderful thing that ever happened to me was when I saw the look of love in my boyfriend’s eyes as I was taking him
in my mouth. He had never come in someone’s mouth before and he thought lovemaking was now complete for him.
My most wonderful was the first time I had a partner go down and give me fellatio.
It’s all been pretty wonderful, but one of the best was getting to live out a fantasy we had talked about—making love on the
beach on the Riviera.
It was our first trip to Europe and we had talked about the scenes from
To Catch a Thief
: the location, the characters, etc. When we went to Cassis in the south of France we sort of relived the movie, but with
more detail.
I gave my lover a blow job on the rocks by the shore with the village in the distance and lights flickering in the harbor.
The understanding French locals kept their distance but enjoyed the view, I think.
The best was when my wife became willing to role-play during sex.
Learning how to pleasure my partner and being able to explore her lovely body (every nook and cranny) was the most wonderful.
One night my wife, a male friend, and I made love and orgasmed about seven times. Terrific!
The most wonderful thing that happens to me is hearing my partner say “Don’t stop, I’m coming!” and having her throw her arms
around me while she orgasms. That is the greatest thing I can think of.
I’m still waiting to experience my first orgasm but I think the feeling of holding a man tight while he climaxes is so wonderful.
I discovered my submissive second self.
The Ways, the Games, the First Time