Friends to Lovers (26 page)

“I can’t believe you’d make light of such a thing. You’re talking about marriage. A very real, very serious pledge. A lifelong institution.”

“Right. These days, that could mean the life span of a mayfly. Which is a grand total of about thirty minutes.”

She shook her head. Wished it would clear away this conversation, like shaking an Etch A Sketch. “Where is this coming from? You really have such disdain for marriage?”

“No. I believe in marriage. I also believe it can be whatever two people need it to be. Right now, my need is for it to be a certified document I can show the INS and the Cavendish.”

“You’re assuming I’d be willing to throw away a shot at a real marriage? My shot at sharing what my mother and father had?”

“For God’s sake, Daphne, this isn’t the Middle Ages. Virginity is no longer a requirement to snag a decent guy. In fact, I’ll fill you in on a secret. Guys our age? Scared to death of virgins. Too needy. Too much effort.”

There, Daphne had to agree with him. Women weren’t enthusiastic about breaking in virgins, either. Not that she’d veer off into that entertaining sidebar. “You’d marry any stranger off the street just to stay in America?”

“Of course not. Nobody knows better than me how many messed-up women are roaming the streets of Chicago. So many pretty ones, but so many basket cases, too. Which is why I turned to you. My best friend. The keeper of all my secrets. No unknown dangers there. But if you’re going to get in a huff about it, forget I asked.”

Fat chance. How was she supposed to forget a botched proposal that essentially pimped her out for a title? She fumed while Gib ordered their drinks from the bartender. Without asking. Because he knew her well enough to know that when the wine sucked, Daphne preferred anything dark and strong on the rocks. And yet evidently he didn’t know her,
really
know her, at all.

“Does this whole sham proposal thing mean that you didn’t really forgive me the other day? That you still blame me for the actions of some stuffed shirt at Cavendish HQ?”

He shifted from foot to foot. Looked down at the floor. Put his hands in his pockets. “Of course not. Sorry if you thought that. I’m still having trouble processing my life being turned upside down. I forgave you. Though I did mention that I wasn’t over being angry. It’s only been two days.”

But we may only have ten left
, she thought. Did he really intend to waste them nursing a grudge?

Gib looked at his watch. “Time for me to take my victory lap on the runway. Stand where I can see you. I’ll toss you a secret wink.”

“Ooh. I’m all aquiver.” The mocking edge to her tone belied the actual, jellylike knees that were inevitable as he strutted his stuff. Because nobody looked as good in a tuxedo as Gibson Moore. And he took her breath away every damn time.

“Don’t knock it till you see it.”

Half an hour later, the room echoed with applause. Daphne had to admit, it hadn’t been a wasted half hour. Whether or not Milo had pegged their sexual preferences didn’t matter. The score of men parading down the runway to a throbbing bass Daphne felt in her molars were sheer man candy. Hot, handsome hunks with wide shoulders, long legs and smiles that ignited her hormones from across the room.
Windy City
magazine sure knew how to winnow down a city of four million men to the best and sexiest.

Of course, none of them had the suave animal magnetism of the cover stud. It was like comparing kumquats to grapefruit. Tabby kittens to majestic lions. A fast-food burger to the Kuma’s Corner ten-ounce Led Zeppelin burger, topped with pulled pork, bacon, cheddar and pickles. Her perpetually unslaked hunger woke right up. Hmm. This cocktail party shouldn’t last much longer. Maybe they could swing by Kuma’s afterward.

Gib was just so much more...
everything
than the rest of them. It was why she’d called Adam Miller the morning after her perfect date with Gib. On paper, Adam had it all. Checked off every box on the ideal-man-for-Daphne list. Except for one. The one at the bottom, that counted for more points than all the other boxes combined. The one that simply read Gibson Moore. So she’d apologized profusely to Adam. Showered him with compliments. After all, why cut off a solid connection to Bears tickets? But above all, she’d been honest with him. Instead of the old
it’s not you
,
it’s me
speech? Daphne gave him the newly invented
it’s not you
,
it’s all about him
version. Being such a nice guy, he seemed to understand. Even with Gib maybe,
maybe
, moving to another country, she didn’t regret turning Adam down. He didn’t deserve to be a second choice.

Confetti swirled under the pulsing blue-and-white spotlights. Gib took a final bow, tossing his scarf deep into the crowd. Then he was promptly mobbed by a circle of women. More like three-quarters of the room rushed the stage all at once. Those poor bachelors didn’t stand a chance. Daphne curled her legs onto the red leather ottoman and wished it had a back. Leaning against the exposed brick wall behind her might snag her dress.

“Finally, someone I recognize.” Sam sat down heavily on the coffee table. To be fair, it did look identical to the ottoman, aside from being tan and having one of her mum-ified martini glasses in the middle. On the other hand, Sam was never one to stand on ceremony. Even if it held an entire Russian samovar set, he still probably would’ve sat without blinking an eye. Daphne adored that about him. Funny, since it made him the polar opposite of Gib.

“Milo’s around. And of course, your favorite bachelor is front and center.” She pointed at Gib. Or rather, his dark hair jutting out above the tight circle of long, highlighted female tresses. Women who appeared thoroughly comfortable in their slinky cocktail attire. Whereas Daphne felt like her mom’s dress was a costume. Completely unnatural.

Sam shoved a hand through the dark hair flopping onto his forehead. “I can’t talk to Milo. He’s on the prowl. That flannel skirt of his always means business.”

“Yes, I’ve been so warned. Glad he’s getting some action tonight.”

“And Gib’s...occupied.” He rolled his eyes.

Daphne rolled hers right back. Gib’s dark, full-of-sex laugh rolled atop the chirping women clustered around him. It reached across the room to her like a thumping bass on the car radio and vibrated straight to her core. “No kidding.”

“I’m glad. It means we can hang out while I wait for that waitress to bring me a drink.”

“The waitresses don’t deliver drinks. Except to the bachelors.”

“Hey, I’m plenty hot. I could pass for one of those bachelors. The waitress probably thought I dressed down to please the ladies.”

She eyed the T-shirt showing at the neck of his blue flannel shirt. “As what, a hot lumberjack?”

“Sure. Maybe I’ll suggest that one to Mira. See if she runs with it.”

“Ewww. Getting details of your sex life from Mira’s okay, but from you it’s just weird.”

Sam leaned in with a smirk. “Odd—’cause I’d pay good money to hear Gib pass on a few details about what happens when you two hit the sheets.” The smirk fell away as he rumbled into a belly laugh, clutching his stomach. “Sorry, I barely got that out with a straight face. And Mira’s going to get an earful from me about just how much she’s telling you and Ivy.”

“Don’t worry—you come out really well in every story.”

“Good to know. You look terrific, by the way.”

“Thanks, Sam.”

He narrowed his eyes, gave her a once-over. “The flowers are imaginative and clever enough to be yours. But you’re not here to work dressed like that.”

“Nailed it.” Daphne high-fived him. She did enjoy the unexpected compliments from her friends. “I did the flowers. And Gib asked me to come and watch him strut his stuff. Before...” Her voice trailed off.

“Before you got him thrown out of the country?”

Really? Had all the guys gotten together and pledged to extract their verbal pound of flesh from her? “I’m not doing this again. I already went a round with Milo tonight. I apologized, Gib forgave me—” Or at least he said he did. She thought. His bitterness still floated right at the surface. “Anyway, that’s between the two of us. You all need to let me off the hook.”

Sam let her stew for a minute. Finally he nodded and said, “Okay.”

Damn it to hell. Was Ben on rotation to come after her next? Maybe she could talk to Ivy. Get her to cut him off at the pass. Daphne wished Sam’s hypothetical waitress would butt in right about now. Either to change the topic, or to bring a tray of those coconut shrimp within reach.

“What are
you
doing here? This party doesn’t seem like your sort of soiree. Especially dressed like that.”

“Some women find flannel irresistible.” Sam paused, stroked his chin thoughtfully. “Or maybe it’s just me they find irresistible. In the flannel. Out of the flannel. Whatever.”

“Geez, Mira’s inflated your head to the size of the root ball on a redwood. Seriously, you’re not here to hit on chicks. I doubt Gib asked you to come watch his standing ovation. What gives?”

He pointed through the doorway to the connecting room. Three event people bent over the registration table, lining up shiny white boxes tied with brown ribbon. “Just dropped off the exit favors. A duo of peanut honey sea salt and cayenne chocolate truffles. Painted like a tuxedo.”

A mini mouthgasm trembled over her tongue as she imagined the dark, creamy heat melting onto her taste buds. God, she was lucky to have such talented friends. “Classy and delicious.”

Sam gave a playful tweak to the ends of her hair. “Don’t worry. I saved the not-quite-perfect ones for you. Drop by the bakery tomorrow and I’ll set you up.”

Usually it took Daphne two mocha lattes just to make it into the shower. But the promise of those chocolates alone would have her bounding out of bed. “I can always count on you to help me chase the dragon.”

“What are friends for?”

She curled her legs underneath her and twisted to stare Sam straight in the eyes. “Can I push my luck and ask you for another favor?”

Sam let out a groan as if she’d just jousted a lance right between his ribs. “Depends. Does it involve you coming to me with another crazy-ass idea for a muffin? Because your idea of peanut butter and pickle was just a waste of good flour.”

“I told you, that wasn’t my fault. There’s a whole series of children’s books where the main character, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, eats pb and pickle sandwiches. She really sold their deliciousness. I’m just sorry you weren’t talented enough to transfer the idea from the printed page.”

He glared at her from heavy-lidded eyes. “You’ve got a real funny way of buttering a guy up to do you a favor.”

Whoops. “Look at the woman with Gib.” Daphne pointed to the beautiful blonde draped over him tighter than a bandage. “She seems pretty comfortable with him.” Worse yet, he seemed more than okay with having her body plastered against his. So much for Milo’s no-touching theory of the night.

Sam squinted across the room. “Which one?”

“God, Sam, are you blind?” Or just blinded by her hotness? Like staring straight into the sun? “The blonde with the boobs in the black dress. If she got any closer, she’d be tattooed on him.”

“Oh. Her.” He raspberried his lips. “No big deal.”

“Um, that’s not what it looks like to me. Looks like she’s about to close the deal, if you know what I mean.”

“Okay, yeah, they know each other. But it’s not what you think. That’s Doc Debra. She used to be Gib’s shrink. Then he sort of passed her on to me.”

Daphne almost slid off the ottoman to her knees as she lunged forward for a better look. “How the hell is that supposed to reassure me?”

“Um, that she only messes with his mind, not his body?”

Was he insane? “But they slept together. More than once.” The thought of competing on
Flower Power
in only eight days kept her in a constant state of nervousness. But seeing Gib’s ex up close and personal jangled her taut nerves two hundred percent more than the fear of being on national television.

“Realllly.” He lingered over the word, drawing it out as though pulling taffy. Then he laughed, slapping his thigh. “That dog. Only Gib would do his own shrink. Good for him.” Stopping midchortle, his dark eyebrows drew together into a frown. “You don’t think they did it on her couch, do you? I sit on that couch every week.”

Daphne didn’t remember much of the little she’d learned in biology class. Knew nothing about human genome sequencing—and only remembered that phrase from a cool, futuristic movie where they cloned humans with eagles so people could fly. But she did know that every man’s DNA contained a funky twist that turned them both self-centered and clueless at the worst possible times.

“This isn’t about you, Sam. And if the thought creeps you out, well, how many times have you been to poker at Gib and Milo’s place?”

“I dunno. A lot.”

“Think about it—I’m sure Gib’s had sex on every flat surface in that condo. Couch, chairs, tables, island, even the sinks.”

He scrubbed the heels of his hands against his eyes. “Shit. Just because you’re upset doesn’t mean you have to mess with me.”

“I’m not upset. Just frustrated.”

“By Gib?” Sam moved to sit next to her. Laid a comforting hand on her arm. “He hasn’t gone a day without flirting since you met him. Didn’t mean anything then, and it still doesn’t.”

“No. I’m frustrated that I’m not a starship.”

Sam crossed his arms behind his neck, stretched out his legs. “Oh, this oughta be good. Go on.”

“If I were a starship, I could use my tractor beam to pull him over here to me. Then I’d be able to use my shields to keep all the other women away. Plus, I could turn off my gravity stabilizer. Weightless sex could be fun.”

“Are you nuts? It’d be five times the work. I can picture trying to put a condom on. Probably roll into a somersault over and over again until I threw up.”

Daphne covered her face with her hands, trying not to picture it but unable to stop. She laughed until it petered out into ugly, hiccup gasping. And when she opened her eyes, there was Gib. Right in front of her.