Daddy Long Stroke (9 page)

“Owww, Mom, I'm not gonna tell him nuthin'.”

“Just what the fuck I thought.” She let go of my arm, then started fussin' in my head of curls. “I don't know why you make me have to get ugly. But I know one damn thing, you had better be glad I love you as much as I do 'cause I swear I feel like smacking the shit outta your fresh ass sometimes. But I promise you this, if you dare open your motherfucking mouth to tell anything on me, I'ma beat the skin off your black ass. You understand me?” I nodded, rubbin' my arm. She yanked me by the shirt. “Now let's go.”

For some reason, thinkin' back on that shit, now, is funny as hell to me. Moms spoiled the hell outta me, mostly to keep my mouth shut. But, Pops pulled the same shit when he took me off wit' him while he went to get his top spun. E'ery Saturday, he broke his neck to get to the barbershop, and when we were done gettin' our cuts, Pops would make a pit stop over to some chick's spot to get his dick wet. And he'd leave me sittin' out in the livin' room watchin' TV or some shit while he did his thing. Then he'd buy me the latest video game for my Nintendo Entertainment system, like the
Super Mario Brothers 2
joint that had just come out. Yo, that was my shit back in the day, word up. Mario and Luigi were my niggas. Thinkin' back the shit has me crackin' the fuck up.

But on the real, growin' up and bein' the only child 'n shit, I stayed laced wit' all the hot shit—Atari 2600, Sega Genesis, Game Boy, you name it…I had it. And my good fortune was always at the expense of Moms' and Pops' lyin' 'n cheatin'. And I bet they were both fucked up wit' guilt 'n shit, too.

I remember sumthin' Pops once said to me when I was like eleven: “They're all a bunch of conniving, scheming-ass bitches. So, make sure you ram your dick in their asses first, before one of 'em tries to ram you in yours. Men aren't meant to be chained at the hip to one woman. Men need variety. It's in our nature to fuck. Bitches! They ain't good for nothin' 'cept suckin' dick and fuckin', any damn way. So make sure you get as much pussy as you can. You hear me, boy?”

Mouth open, eyes wide in shock, I nodded. “Yes.”

The whole time he was talkin' to me he was slurrin' his words 'n shit 'cause his ass was lit the fuck up. I watched him unscrew the cap offa his bottle of E & J whiskey as he kept babblin' on 'bout bitches and how fucked up they were. He downed his drink, poured himself another round, then put his glass up to his lips and tossed his head back, gulpin' down the dark elixir. Then he poured another. He stared at his glass, then at me; his large hand clutchin' his drink as if his life depended on it. And in some way, I guess it did.

As soon as we heard jinglin' of keys at the backdoor that lead into the kitchen, we both waited and watched as the door opened. On some real shit, Moms was a real looker back then—shapely, smooth cocoa-brown-skinned, big doe-like eyes, and deep dimples. And Pops was a real jealous-type cat; probably 'cause his ass was out doin' him. The minute she stepped through the door, Pops started his shit. I held my breath.

“Where the hell you been?”

She set her pocketbook on the counter, then removed her coat. “Out,” she calmly replied, not looking at him. She glanced over at me. “Alex, go to your room.”

“No, you sit right there,” Pops warned, pointin' at me. I stayed put, didn't blink a muthafuckin' eye. Moms shot me this evil-ass
look, but I wasn't beat to have my ass beat by Pops. I lowered my eyes. “He needs to see firsthand what a bitch is.”

She blinked, blinked again. Her nose flared, but she kept her composure. On some real shit, I don't know how she was able to keep it together after bein' referred to as a
bitch
in front of me, but she did. “Well, since I'm such a bitch,” she said, walkin' over to where we were sittin'. “Then this is from the bitch across town you've got sucking your gotdamn dick”—she slapped his face— “And this is from the bitch around the corner you've been fucking…” She slapped him again.

Pops jumped up from the table, almost losing his balance while grabbing her arm. “Woman, you're fuckin' crazy. Ain't nobody cheatin' on you. Now, where the fuck you been?”

She yanked her arm from his grip, pushin' him backward. He tumbled over the chair, fallin' to the floor. “You're full of shit!” Moms snapped, snatchin' his drink from off the table and tossin' it in his face. “And this is from
me
. The bitch you keep lying to and fucking over.” She looked over at me, before stormin' outta the room, and said, “Learn to keep your dick in your pants, or you're going to end up being just like your cheating, lying-ass father.”

The ironic thing is her ass was doin' the same thing. So, go figure. And this is probably why a nigga like me ain't beat for fallin' for a broad. Muthafuckin' bitches cheat just as much as niggas. They just slick 'nough to not get caught. I take another deep pull of my blunt, then blow out a cloud of confused smoke, before puttin' the shit out. I glance back up at the house, shakin' my head. It's not 'til I peep the light flick on in Moms' bedroom, that it hits me. “Oh, shit,” I snap. “These two are fuckin'.”

I get outta my whip—yeah, a nigga gots his own shit. What, ya asses thought I was one of them bum-ass niggas that borrowed chicks' rides 'cause I didn't have my own wheels? Nah, I ain't
that nigga. I just don't let e'ery bitch I'm smashin' know how I'm doin' it. When I'm on the prowl, I either ride another broad's ride to get my creep on, or I push a hoopty, feel me? After Racquel— some ho I was fuckin' from Pasaaic—keyed up my shit, smeared dog shit on my windshield, and flattened all four of my muthafuckin' tires two summers ago, a nigga like me isn't gonna let another broad get the opportunity to put in work on my shit again; I put that on e'erything I love.

Shit. I had to file a complaint on her nutty ass, word up. Lucky for her, I was lookin' to get some hot shit any-damn-way, so she did me a favor. Otherwise, a nigga woulda probably choked her ass out. Yo, hol' up! Not that I would ever push a ho's biscuit in (unless she puts her hands on me—
first
), but I damn sure woulda choked her to sleep. And now wit' that Jazmine Sullivan chick poppin' shit 'bout bustin' windows 'n shit, I really ain't beat. Fuck that. These silly hoes can fuck each other's cars up if they want. But they ain't fuckin' wit' mine.

What the fuck!
Tamera texts me again.
Why you fuckin' iggin' me nigga?
I sigh, decide to text back.
Suck my dick!
I slip my phone back in its holder, then shut and lock my door, makin' my way up the stairs to Moms' house. I ring the doorbell, since my key privileges are still revoked. Moms still doesn't trust me to not bring hoes up in her spot when she's not home. That shit cracks me the hell up. But, hey, it's her spot, her rules.

I reach for the bell again, but the door opens up before I can press down on it. I smirk. I'm standin' face to face with Pops. His eyes widen. I can tell gettin' busted wasn't on tonight's agenda. But it's all good. “What's poppin', playboy?” I ask jokin'ly.

He lets out a nervous-ass chuckle. “Oh, hey…uh, what are you doin' here?” he asks, fumblin' wit' his keys, and steppin' back so I can come in.

“Raynard, who's that at the door?” Moms asks. She's in the dinin' room area.

“It's ya son,” I say, grinnin'. I wink at Pops, brushin' past him.

Moms comes into the livin' room, tryna cover herself. She's wearin' a flimsy-ass robe, probably buck-ass naked underneath. Her hair is all over her head.
Yeah, they been gettin' it in, fuckin' hard,
I think, smilin'.

“Oh, hey, baby. Glad to see you.” She runs her hand through her tangled hair.

I smirk. “I bet you are,” I tease, lookin' over at Pops, then at her.

She rolls her eyes. Pops grins. “Your father stopped by to bring me something.”

I tilt my head. Give her one of those “come again” looks. “Unhhuh, I'm sure he did. Sumthin' hard and dark, right?” Pops shakes his head, chucklin'. I walk over and give her a hug. I sniff her, then the air.

“Oh, boy, stop,” she says, swattin' at me.

Pops opens the door. “Alice, I'ma get going. Alex, I'll talk to you later.”

“Aiight, playa,” I joke. “I'll holla.”

“Get home safe,” Moms says, watchin' him walk out the door. She smiles at him. He smiles back, then shuts the door behind him.

I plop down on the sofa. “Damn, Ma, you 'n Pops really up in here gettin' it in, hunh?”

She laughs, flickin' her hand at me. “Oh, please.”


Oh please
nuthin',” I mock, grinnin'. “Ya'll up here gettin' buck wild 'n nasty. You got Pops wide open, Ma. So, spill it. How long Pops been fuc…uh, makin' it clap?”

She raises her arched brow at me. “Makin' it clap? What in the world? Your father hasn't been making shit clap over here.”

I stare at her, not believin' her. “C'mon, Ma, keep it gee. How long you been lettin' Pops rock ya box?”

She rolls her eyes and laughs. “I'm not lettin' your father rock nothing. And I don't kiss and tell.”

“Lies,” I kid, shakin' a finger at her. “But, it's all good. If you wanna keep secrets from ya only child, then so be it.”

“Secrets, hell,” she says, wavin' me on. “You just too busy tryna be all up in my Kool-Aid. What me and your father do or don't do behind closed doors ain't none of your business.”

I laugh, knowin' she's gonna spill the beans, anyway. “Yeah, aiight. I see ya work. But, it's all good. Um, I thought you couldn't stand him.”

She bucks her eyes. “I can't…” she says, tryna sound all indignant 'n shit. But it's all a front. She has that fresh “I-just-got-my-fuck-on” glow, and the way her eyes are twinklin' 'n shit I already know what it is. Pops served her up a dish of stiff dick. She pulls her belt tight 'round her waist, “…outside of the bedroom. But, in between the sheets…” she pauses, fannin' herself.

I cover my ears, gettin' up from my seat. “Aiight, aiight. I get the picture. Pops does his thing-thing, and got you strung out, huh?”

She laughs. “What can I say, Good sex is hard to let go of. And your father got…”

“Okay, Ma, chill. I got you.”

“Well, you asked. So be prepared for what you hear.” This is one of the things I've always loved 'bout Moms. She keeps shit real. Ain't no sugarcoatin' shit with her. That's probably why we have such a close bond. We've always had that kinda vibe where we can keep shit real wit' each other. Growin' up she was always more like a friend—nah, scratch that, a chill-ass older sister— than a mom to me. Yo, but don't get shit twisted. She got in my ass 'n shit, and didn't play that disrespectful shit, but at the end of the day she was mad cool.

“Yeah, I asked. But that doesn't mean I wanna hear all the details.”

“Well, then stay outta grown folks' business.”

I suck my teeth, smirkin'. “Yeah, aiight. But you still haven't told me how long this been goin' on.”

She sits in the chair 'cross from me, crossin' her legs. Tells me they've been fuckin' for almost six months.

“Six months?” I repeat, lowerin' my voice. I shake my head in disbelief. “So, ya'll datin'?”

Moms clucks her tongue. Leans forward in her seat. I can tell she's 'bout to give it to me raw. “No. We're fucking. Big difference.”

I shift in my seat. “But the two of you are thinkin' 'bout gettin' back together, right?”

She loses her smile, raisin' her brow. “Hell no. I divorced him for a reason. Your father was a lousy husband. But he was a good provider, and a damn good lover. I'm open to a dinner here, a movie there. But, getting back together in the traditional sense is not an option for me. He can come by twice, maybe three, times a week and scratch my itch. Other than that, he can keep his ass right where he's at.”

I laugh at her. “Yo, Ma, you real funny. You know that, right?”

“Mmm-hmm,” she says, gettin' up from her seat, headin' toward the stairs. “Let me go put something else on. I'll be right back.”

“Whew!” I joke. “Thank Gawd! 'Cause for a minute there, I thought I was gonna hafta start tossin' dollars atcha.”

She stops, slams her hand on her hip, pretendin' she's 'bout to bring it to me. “You must want me to whoop your ass up in here. I taught you better than that. You better try twenties and up.”

I laugh. “Ma, you crazy for real, word up.” She waves me on. And I smile, shakin' my head as she heads up the stairs.
Pops got his hands full wit' her
, I think.

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