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Authors: Sarah Strohmeyer

Bubbles All The Way

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BUBBLES IS “BLONDER AND BRASSIER THAN EVER”* IN
BUBBLES BETROTHED
“Delightfully goofy.”
—*
Publishers Weekly
 
“A corking mystery.”

People
 
“Wild action, crazy humor, and lively prose will engage
Bubbles fans as well as Stephanie Plum buffs.
Recommended.”

Library Journal
 
“A delicious stew of romance, murder, and slapstick confusion.”

Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine
 
“BUBBLES IS A GIRLFRIEND EVERY WOMAN NEEDS”* IN
BUBBLES A BROAD
 
“Bubbles Yablonsky is a woman after my heart. She’s tacky, sexy, lovable, has a weakness for handsome men, and she’s wacky. Her reasoning will have you holding your sides from laughing so hard. . . . I can’t wait for her next adventure.”
—*
Rendezvous
 
“Strohmeyer’s sharp dialogue gives her fourth an edge even Bubbles’s clippers can’t match.”

Kirkus Reviews
 
“Strohmeyer expertly plays Bubbles’s blue-collar working-class background against the monolithic Lehigh Steel’s country club types and their wives. . . . Bubbles may be Two Guys’ “Biggest Loser Ever,” but she’s good-hearted, persistent, and very, very funny.”

Publishers Weekly
 
“A pacy, racy, witty roller coaster of a read, with enough plot twists to keep you guessing to the last page.”
—Marian Keyes, author of
Angels
 
“BUBBLES IS HOT, HOT, HOT”* IN
BUBBLES ABLAZE
 
“Sarah Strohmeyer’s wicked wit and playful intelligence light up the pages of
Bubbles Ablaze
.”
—*Claire Cook, Author of
Must Love Dogs
and
Multiple Choice
 
“As much effervescent fun as its heroine’s name.”
—Meg Cabot, Author of the
Princess Diaries
novels and
The Boy Next Door
 
“Relentlessly funny. I love it!”
—Linda Lael Miller,
New York Times
bestselling author
 
“Reminiscent of
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
with a Polish twist, this book will keep you in stitches.”

Romantic Times
 
“The dumb-blonde shtick works well with the whole loony business, and Strohmeyer’s sharp eye for styles and regional details (Tastykakes, scrapple) adds to the realism and the charm.”

Publishers Weekly
 
“Better-than-usual mystery beneath the manic-as-usual Strohmeyer mayhem.”

Kirkus Reviews
 
“BUBBLES IS BACK AND EVERY BIT AS FLASHY”* IN
BUBBLES IN TROUBLE
 
“There’s a lot to be said for silly that’s done so very well.”
—*
Houston Chronicle
 
“An amazing heroine . . . what a hoot!”

Mystery News
 
“A doozy. . . . [Strohmeyer] has a gift for snappy prose and comic timing . . . amusing subplots, rollicking fun, and enough peril and romance to raise the pulse. . . . This frothy, funny fiction is a great escape.”

Seven Days
(Burlington, VT)
 
“This is one to take to the pool.”

St. Petersburg Times
 
“THERE IS A RIOTOUS WORLD WAITING”* IN
BUBBLES UNBOUND
Winner of the Agatha Award for Best First Mystery
 
“Bubbles is fun, and so is Strohmeyer’s book.”

The Philadelphia Inquirer
 
“Possibly the first novel of its kind to offer beauty tips.”

The Boston Globe
 
“Fizzy as a bicarb, funny as Evanovich. Should bubble right to the top of the mystery bestseller lists.”
—Carolyn Hart,
New York Times
bestselling author
 
“A strong debut.”
—*
Houston Chronicle
 
“A sexy, irrepressible heroine, riotous supporting characters.”

Library Journal
 
“In an era of pluckier-than-thou females, a nitwit heroine could be a welcome change. Enter Bubbles Yablonsky—a breath of fresh air.”

Kirkus Reviews
Also by Sarah Strohmeyer
The Secret Lives of Fortunate Wives
The Cinderella Pact
 
The Bubbles Series
 
Bubbles Unbound
Bubbles in Trouble
Bubbles Ablaze
Bubbles A Broad
Bubbles Betrothed
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First Printing, November 2006
Copyright © Sarah Strohmeyer, 2006
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To Mary Alice Gorman, owner of the fabulous
Mystery Lovers Bookshop in Oakmont, Pennsylvania,
an advocate for many notable causes.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
This book could not have been written without the assistance of Luci Zahray, the “Poison Lady,” Gun Tart Nancie Hayes, who gives new meaning to the term “going ballistic,” and Stephanie Cotterman, a Bubbleshead who has on more than one occasion come to my aid. Nancy Martin, author of the sizzling Blackbird Sisters mysteries, held my hand through most of this, as did Ellen Edwards, one of the few remaining editors who still meticulously go over each manuscript. Plus, Ellen did a bang-up job in record time. Thank you! It was Charlaine Harris, author of so many engrossing books, including the bestselling Sookie Stackhouse vampire series, who suggested trying Bubbles as a paperback original. And Kathy Sweeney encouraged a radical twist to Bubbles’s life. Finally, thank you, Charlie, Anna, and Sam, for cheerfully and willingly tolerating what turned out to be one hellish year.
Chapter One
D
ebbie Shatsky was the kind of woman that I, Bubbles Yablonsky, loved to loathe.
Just the way she entered a room was obnoxious, pounding her superhigh heels and blinking her big, overdone eyes as though she expected everyone to admire her expensive, genuine leather department store shoes. Or her LOUD VOICE and high-pitched giggle that forced you to pay attention even if you were trying your best not to.
But nothing aggravated me as much as her constant and incessant bragging.
Debbie showed no reservation when it came to boasting about how perfect her life was, how well decorated her house, what unbelievable sales she got at Hess’s the rest of us had missed, and how her travel business allowed her to visit the most exotic locations free of charge. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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