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Introduce yourselves to the bizarro genre and all of its authors

with the Bizarro Starter Kit series. Each volume features short

novels and short stories by ten of the leading bizarro authors,

designed to give you a perfect sampling of the genre for only

$5 plus shipping.

BB-0X1

“The Bizarro Starter Kit”

(Orange)

Featuring D. Harlan Wilson, Car-

lton Melick I I, Jeremy Robert Johnson,

Kevin L Donihe, Gina Ranali, Andre

Duza, Vincent W. Sakowski, Steve Beard,

John Edward Lawson, and Bruce Taylor.

236 pages $5

BB-0X2

“The Bizarro Starter Kit”

(Blue)

Featuring Ray Fracalossy, Jeremy

C. Shipp, Jordan Krall, Mykle

Hansen, Andersen Prunty, Eck-

hard Gerdes, Bradley Sands,

Steve Aylett, Christian TeBordo,

and Tony Rauch.

244 pages $5

BB-001
“The Kafka Effekt” D. Harlan Wilson
- A collection of forty-four

irreal short stories loosely written in the vein of Franz Kafka, with more than a pinch of William S. Burroughs sprinkled on top.
211 pages $14

BB-002
“Satan Burger” Carlton Mellick III
- The cult novel that put

Carlton Mellick III on the map ... Six punks get jobs at a fast food restaurant owned by the devil in a city violently overpopulated by surreal alien cultures.
236 pages $14

BB-003
“Some Things Are Better Left Unplugged” Vincent Sakwoski
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Join The Man and his Nemesis, the obese tabby, for a nightmare roller coaster ride into this postmodern fantasy.
152 pages $10

BB-004
“Shall We Gather At the Garden?” Kevin L Donihe
- Donihe’s

Debut novel. Midgets take over the world, The Church of Lionel Richie vs. The Church

of the Byrds, plant porn and more!
244 pages $14

BB-005
“Razor Wire Pubic Hair” Carlton Mellick III
- A genderless

humandildo is purchased by a razor dominatrix and brought into her nightmarish world of

bizarre sex and mutilation.
176 pages $11

BB-006
“Stranger on the Loose” D. Harlan Wilson
- The fiction of Wil-

son’s 2nd collection is planted in the soil of normalcy, but what grows out of that soil is a dark, witty, otherworldly jungle...
228 pages $14

BB-007
“The Baby Jesus Butt Plug” Carlton Mellick III
- Using clones

of the Baby Jesus for anal sex will be the hip sex fetish of the future.
92 pages $10

BB-008
“Fishyfleshed” Carlton Mellick III
- The world of the past is an il-

logical flatland lacking in dimension and color, a sick-scape of crispy squid people wandering the desert for no apparent reason.
260 pages $14