Apeshit (34 page)

BB-049
“Vacation” Jeremy C. Shipp
- Blueblood Bernard Johnson leaved his

boring life behind to go on The Vacation, a year-long corporate sponsored odyssey. But

instead of seeing the world, Bernard is captured by terrorists, becomes a key figure in secret drug wars, and, worse, doesn’t once miss his secure American Dream.
160 pages $14

BB-051
“13 Thorns” Gina Ranalli
- Thirteen tales of twisted, bizarro horror.

240 pages $13

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“Discouraging at Best” John Edward Lawson
- A collection

where the absurdity of the mundane expands exponentially creating a tidal wave that sweeps reason away. For those who enjoy satire, bizarro, or a good old-fashioned slap to

the senses.
208 pages $15

BB-052
“Better Ways of Being Dead” Christian TeBordo
- In this class,

the students have to keep one palm down on the table at all times, and listen to lectures about a panda who speaks Chinese.
216 pages $14

BB-053
“Ballad of a Slow Poisoner” Andrew Goldfarb
Mil ford Mut erwurst

sat down on a Tuesday to take his afternoon tea, and made the unpleasant discovery that his elbows were becoming flatter.
128 pages $10

BB-054
“Wall of Kiss” Gina Ranalli
- A woman... A wall... Sometimes love

blooms in the strangest of places.
108 pages $9

BB-055
“HELP! A Bear is Eating Me” Mykle Hansen
- The bizarro,

heartwarming, magical tale of poor planning, hubris and severe blood loss...

150 pages $11

BB-056
“Piecemeal June” Jordan Krall
- A man falls in love with a living

sex doll, but with love comes danger when her creator comes after her with crab-squid