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Authors: Gena Showalter

Animal Instincts (19 page)

“Gloria?” Jonathan’s muffled voice crackled over the line. “I just realized something. You shouldn’t be having a period.”

“Oh, is that so?” she said with another of her nervous laughs. “Silly me. He remembered,” she whispered fiercely into the phone.

“If you’re bleeding, we should take you to the hospital.”

“I’m not bleeding. Who said I was bleeding?”

“Then why were you wearing a tampon?”

“To, uh, double my pleasure?” To me, she whispered, “I’ve got to go, darling.”

The line went dead just as my doorbell erupted in a series of chimes. I shook my head at the chaos that was my life and placed the phone in its receiver. I strode into the living room, trying not to think about Jonathan and his real daughter. Rachel.

“Rachel,” I sneered. My nose crinkled in distaste. I was pissed enough at the man to want to use him as live bait during a shark-fishing expedition, but still… He was
my
dad.

After a quick peek through the peephole, I opened the door. Kera swept inside, her expression determined. She dropped her purse on the foyer table and twirled around. “You’ll never guess what happened.”

You made insane love with your client—several times—told him to get lost, then decided you wanted to sleep with him again?
Wait. That was my news.
You think your stepdad is cheating on your mom, you hate him, but you don’t want him to have a daughter of his own that he might love more than you?
Wait, me again.
You might very well be knocked up with the aforementioned client’s baby?

Damn, me again.

“What happened?” I asked her.

Smiling as if her fondest desire had just been
granted, she splayed her arms wide and twirled again. “I met the man of Mel’s dreams.”

I blinked. “Who?”

“Colin Phillips. Mel is pretending she’s not interested in him, though.”

Hey, wait. “When did you two meet him? I hadn’t set anything up yet.”

“Friday we were bored, so we sneaked into Powell Aeronautics. We just wanted to get a look at Colin, you know, but the security guard chased us up the stairs. Thankfully, we lost the jerk and managed to get to the nineteenth floor.”

Mouth agape, I threw my hands in the air. “I can’t believe you guys went to Powell Aero.”

“Don’t worry. Colin wasn’t mad.”

That was the least of my worries.

“He was so sweet about the whole thing. Even thanked us for coming.”

“What’s the rest of the story? The part about Mel pretending she’s not interested in him?”

“I’m telling you, they clashed right from the beginning,” Kera said, radiating amused glee. “Mel called him a corporate dust bunny.”

“A what?”

“Someone who’s always at the office, but doesn’t do anything except sit around and pollute the air. Don’t feel bad. I didn’t know, either.”

“How did you get past Elvira?”

“Who—oh, you mean the assistant. What a sweet, sweet woman. She just told us to go straight back to Colin’s office.”

What? No dirty looks? No superior attitude? Bitch.

“Anyway—” Breezily, Kera waved a hand through the air “—Colin wanted her, and she wanted him. You were right—they’re perfect for each other. I could feel the sparks.”

“But?”

She ran her bottom lip between her teeth. “But they were acting like silly children and I was afraid they’d never get around to actually dating. Not without a little help, that is.”

Kera the matchmaker. Jeez. “What’d you do?”

“I, well, asked him on a date myself. Mel almost tackled me, even though she claimed she didn’t want him. She’s reminding me a lot of you lately.”

I gave her a good frown to let her know I didn’t appreciate her barb. She padded into the kitchen and snatched a soda from the fridge. I followed.

“He said yes,” she added with a grin.

“First, what about George? Second, if Colin is willing to date you, even though he likes Mel, he’s a bastard and not worth Mel’s time.”

“First, things are going very well with George. He asked me out, and I said yes. Second, I didn’t say Colin and I were dating. I just said he agreed to go out with me. We talked about Mel the entire night. I think he’s going to pursue her,” she said, clapping happily. She twirled, spilling dark liquid all over my (formerly clean) kitchen floor.

“You know how Mel is. When she doesn’t like someone, she’s a mean, mean bitch.” I loved her, but that was a known fact.

“That’s why I’m going to make her miserable and jealous and let her think I’m after the man. She won’t be able to get him out of her mind then.”

I shook my head. “I thought Mel was the twin with the devil on her shoulder, but it’s been you all along. You pulled this crap with me, too, didn’t you? Pretending to want to date Royce.”

She laughed. “Everything I do is for your own good. Mel’s, too. She’s too stubborn. Like you. So anyway, how was your trip?” She settled at the table and gazed expectantly at me. “You, Royce, together. All night. Did you share a room?”

“No.” And that was the truth. We
hadn’t
shared a room. He’d left in the middle of the night. “Everything went very well.” Without meeting her eyes, I grabbed a paper towel and mopped up the spill.

“If everything went so peachy, why is your jaw clenching? Why is your eye twitching? Why is your voice so high?”

Had everyone known about my being deceitfully challenged but me? “All right, all right, all right.” I popped to my feet and slammed the wet paper towel into the trash. I needed to work through at least
one
of my troubles. “The more time I spend with Royce the more confused I am about our…relationship.” I almost gagged on the last word. “One minute I’m positive I never want to see him again, the next I’m wishing he were with me so I could rip off his clothes.”

“That’s called being human, sweetie, and I know just what to do.” She leaned over and flipped through my
basket of magazines. When she found the one she wanted, she held it up for me to see. “When Mel gets here, we’re all taking a relationship quiz.”

Oh joy.

 

M
EL ARRIVED SOON AFTER
and Kera dragged us into the living room, where she proceeded to give us assigned seats. “Naomi, you sit here. Mel, you’re there.” She pointed, forming a circle on the floor.

She sat between us and opened the latest issue of
City Girl.
“We’re taking the Keep Him or Cut Him Loose test. It’s just what we need to see where we stand romantically.” There was a mischievous twinkle in her eyes. “I think we’ll all understand ourselves and our men a little bit better after this. Are you ready?”

“Yes.” Me.

“Uh, whatever.” Mel. “I don’t have a man.”

“You will in the future,” Kera said confidently.

“As if.”

That didn’t dim Kera’s enthusiasm. “Okay, here we go. Question one.” She read, “Your man is going out of town. Do you A) throw a party in his honor. B) cry. Or C) take up a new hobby to keep your mind occupied.”

None of those sounded right to me. So I said, “What about D? Drink yourself into oblivion because you aren’t sure what you want to do.” Now that seemed like the perfect solution.

“You can’t make up your own answers. That defeats the purpose.” Kera frowned. “My answer is B. If Colin left,” she said, aiming her words in Mel’s direction, “I’d be too upset to do anything except cry.”

How had I never seen Kera’s acting potential before?

Mel stiffened. “As much as D appeals to me,” she said through a tight jaw, “my answer is definitely A. Party time.”

“Commitment-phobia must be contagious, because I swear you both suffer from a severe case,” Kera said with a shake of her head.

“Yes, but I enjoy every second of it. Now, question two.” Mel swiped the magazine and read, “Your man has just given you an expensive gift that you hate. Do you A) jump up and down with excitement because he only wanted to make you happy and keep the gift. B) toss it in the trash and call him a bastard. OrC) exchange the gift for something else.”

I recalled the orchids Royce had given me, and my chest constricted. “B,” I said. “Toss it in the can so I won’t have to look at it and remember how he has no business being so sweet to me.”

“I would exchange the gift, no question,” Mel said. “There’s no need to toss a free item. Ever. And Naomi and I both know what your answer is, Kera. You’d pee your pants from excitement.” There was a sullen quality to her voice.

“Very funny,” Kera said, grinning. Then she frowned. “Hey, is anyone keeping track of our scores?” She jumped up and raced into the kitchen. Several minutes later, she returned with pen and notebook in hand. She immediately jotted down our previous answers. “All right. We’re all caught up. Let’s move on.”

Mel tossed me the magazine. “It’s your turn to read.”

I lifted the pages between my fingers as if they were nuclear waste. “Question three. You’ve just finished making love. Do you A) relax beside your man and enjoy the rest of the night. B) try to slither away in the dark. Or C) see if you can generate the world record for number of sexual positions attempted in one night.”

I already knew my answer. At least, the only one I could say out loud.

“B,” Mel and I said in unison. I didn’t mention that Royce and I had
lived
C. Nor did I mention that after our second marathon, I hadn’t been so eager to get away.

Kera: “I’m A.”

“Too bad for Colin,” Mel grumbled, a hard glint in her eyes. “What’s the next question?”

“I’ll read.” Kera swiped up the quiz. “You’re dating one guy, but another, super-hot guy asks you out on a date. Do you A) turn him down—after all, you’re perfectly content with the man you have at home. B) accept and tell your man you’re going to see your sick aunt Ruby. Or C) accept and tell your man you thought you had agreed to see other people.

“A.” Kera.

“C.” Mel.

“D. Never get involved in the first place so you don’t have to worry about this type of situation.” Me.

Kera pursed her lips. “I thought we discussed not making up your own answers.”

“All right. All right. I’ll take A.” I could never,
never
do to a man what had been done to me. I’d never
be able to live with myself if I made someone doubt their appearance, their personality and their intelligence.

“Now,” Kera said. “It’s time to calculate our scores.” She flipped open the calculator. Five minutes later, she smiled. “Naomi scored a five. Mel, an eight. And me, a fourteen.”

“So what does that mean?” I asked.

“Let’s see.” Kera flipped a page in the magazine. “If you score a ten to fifteen—that’s me,” she said, then read, “your man is a keeper. Did you hear that Mel? Colin is a keeper. What’s more,
you
are a keeper. You are highly motivated to succeed and care about those around you.”

“What’s it say about me?” Frowning, Mel grabbed the magazine and read, “If you scored a six to nine you need to readjust your priorities. Spend a little time thinking of all the wonderful things others have done for you because
you
may not be worthy of your man.” She tossed the magazine to the ground. “That’s the worst bunch of shit I’ve ever heard. I think of others all the time.”

I couldn’t wait to see what the stupid quiz had to say about me. Maybe I’d get the answers I needed and would know what to do about Royce. “My turn.” I swiped
City Girl
from the floor. “If you scored a one to a five,” I read, “seek professional help.”

I looked up.

“What else does it say?” Kera asked.

“That’s it.” I couldn’t believe it. That was the advice the quiz had for me? Seek help? What kind of dumb
ass advice was that? The stupid kind, that’s what. It was like telling a burn victim to put salve on their wounds.

So I needed professional guidance. So what. I’d known that already. Dumb quiz.

 

E
ARLY
F
RIDAY MORNING
, I wolfed down two blueberry muffins and made a list of everything I wanted to get done that day.

1. Call Royce and ask to borrow his car and a camera.

2. Follow Jonathan and snap photos of him acting like a male whore.

3. Take Mrs. Powell’s invitation mock-up to printer so I could present a sample for Royce’s approval.

After a moment’s consideration, I scratched out number one. Added it back. Scratched it out again. I should avoid that man like the plague. However, I scowled and picked up the phone, hurriedly dialing his number.

It wasn’t like this was a social call. I needed his help and, by God, I wouldn’t be afraid to ask. Wouldn’t be afraid to hear his voice. I would control my hormones or die trying.

And you know what? As the phone rang, I heard that stupid BlueJay beeping from the trash can. I ignored it. Royce finally answered, his voice scratchy with sleep. A shiver snaked down my spine, and an image of him lying in bed, naked, swept through my
mind, his mouth finding my breasts, and his fingers—I growled. Damn hormones.

“Uh, hi Royce. It’s Naomi.”

“Hey, sweetheart. Something wrong?”

Another shiver. If only he hadn’t uttered the endearment with such warmth and tenderness. “Can I borrow one of your cars?”

Pause. “Why?”

“I have to do something.”

“What?”

“Can I borrow one of your cars or not?”

Another pause. “With me in it?”

“No.”

“With me in it?” he asked again. “And you better answer it right this time, because your answer is the same as mine.”

“Yes.” Stubborn man. “Do you never have to work? You’ll have to take a couple hours off if you go with me, because I need the car this morning.”

“I’ll call you right back,” he said and hung up on me.

Openmouthed, I stared down at the phone. “No you did not,” I muttered and redialed his number. He didn’t answer. That decroded piece of—

The phone rang. I almost jumped out of my skin. “What?” I barked into the receiver.

“Done. I’ll be there in fifteen minutes.”

My pulse fluttered at the thought of seeing him again. “Bring your camera. And wear a hat. And sunglasses.”

“And a fake beard?” he asked on a husky laugh.

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