Complete Works of Lewis Carroll (59 page)

"Then the telegram has come?"
I said.

"Did you not hear?
Oh, I had forgotten: it came in after you left the Station.
Yes, it's all right: Eric has got his commission; and, now that he has arranged matters with Muriel, he has business in town that must be seen to at once."

"What arrangement do you mean?"
I asked with a sinking heart, as the thought of Arthur's crushed hopes came to my mind.
"Do you mean that they are engaged?"

"They have been engaged—in a sense—for two years," the old man gently replied:

"that is, he has had my promise to consent to it, so soon as he could secure a permanent and settled line in life.
I could never be happy with my child married to a man without an object to live for—without even an object to die for!"

"I hope they will be happy," a strange voice said.
The speaker was evidently in the room, but I had not heard the door open, and I looked round in some astonishment.
The Earl seemed to share my surprise.
"Who spoke?"
he exclaimed.

"It was I," said Arthur, looking at us with a worn, haggard face, and eyes from which the light of life seemed suddenly to have faded.
"And let me wish you joy also, dear friend," he added, looking sadly at the Earl, and speaking in the same hollow tones that had startled us so much.

"Thank you," the old man said, simply and heartily.

A silence followed: then I rose, feeling sure that Arthur would wish to be alone, and bade our gentle host 'Good night': Arthur took his hand, but said nothing: nor did he speak again, as we went home till we were in the house and had lit our bed-room candles.
Then he said more to himself than to me "The heart knoweth its own bitterness.
I never understood those words till now."

The next few days passed wearily enough.
I felt no inclination to call by myself at the Hall; still less to propose that Arthur should go with me: it seemed better to wait till Time—that gentle healer of our bitterest sorrows should have helped him to recover from the first shock of the disappointment that had blighted his life.

Business however soon demanded my presence in town; and I had to announce to Arthur that I must leave him for a while.
"But I hope to run down again in a month I added.
I would stay now, if I could.
I don't think it's good for you to be alone.

No, I ca'n't face solitude, here, for long, said Arthur.
But don't think about me.
I have made up my mind to accept a post in India, that has been offered me.
Out there, I suppose I shall find something to live for; I ca'n't see anything at present.
'This life of mine I guard, as God's high gift, from scathe and wrong, Not greatly care to lose!'"

"Yes," I said: "your name-sake bore as heavy a blow, and lived through it."

"A far heavier one than mine, said Arthur.

"The woman he loved proved false.
There is no such cloud as that on my memory of—of—" He left the name unuttered, and went on hurriedly.
"But you will return, will you not?"

"Yes, I shall come back for a short time."

"Do," said Arthur: "and you shall write and tell me of our friends.
I'll send you my address when I'm settled down."

CHAPTER 24.

THE FROGS' BIRTHDAY-TREAT.

And so it came to pass that, just a week after the day when my Fairy-friends first appeared as Children, I found myself taking a farewell-stroll through the wood, in the hope of meeting them once more.
I had but to stretch myself on the smooth turf, and the 'eerie' feeling was on me in a moment.

"Put oor ear welly low down," said Bruno, "and I'll tell oo a secret!
It's the Frogs' Birthday-Treat—and we've lost the Baby!"

"What Baby?"
I said, quite bewildered by this complicated piece of news.

"The Queen's Baby, a course!"
said Bruno.
"Titania's Baby.
And we's welly sorry.
Sylvie, she's—oh so sorry!"

"How sorry is she?"
I asked, mischievously.

"Three-quarters of a yard," Bruno replied with perfect solemnity.
"And I'm a little sorry too," he added, shutting his eyes so as not to see that he was smiling.

"And what are you doing about the Baby?"

"Well, the soldiers are all looking for it—up and down everywhere."

"The soldiers?"
I exclaimed.

"Yes, a course!"
said Bruno.
"When there's no fighting to be done, the soldiers doos any little odd jobs, oo know."

I was amused at the idea of its being a 'little odd job' to find the
Royal Baby.
"But how did you come to lose it?"
I asked.

"We put it in a flower," Sylvie, who had just joined us, explained with her eyes full of tears.
"Only we ca'n't remember which!"

"She says us put it in a flower," Bruno interrupted, "'cause she doosn't want I to get punished.
But it were really me what put it there.
Sylvie were picking Dindledums."

"You shouldn't say 'us put it in a flower'," Sylvie very gravely remarked.

"Well, hus, then," said Bruno.
"I never can remember those horrid H's!"

"Let me help you to look for it," I said.
So Sylvie and I made a 'voyage of discovery' among all the flowers; but there was no Baby to be seen.

"What's become of Bruno?"
I said, when we had completed our tour.

"He's down in the ditch there," said Sylvie, "amusing a young Frog."

I went down on my hands and knees to look for him, for I felt very curious to know how young Frogs ought to be amused.
After a minute's search, I found him sitting at the edge of the ditch, by the side of the little Frog, and looking rather disconsolate.

"How are you getting on, Bruno?"
I said, nodding to him as he looked up.

"Ca'n't amuse it no more," Bruno answered, very dolefully, "'cause it won't say what it would like to do next!
I've showed it all the duck-weeds—and a live caddis-worm—- but it won't say nuffin!
What—would oo like?'
he shouted into the ear of the Frog: but the little creature sat quite still, and took no notice of him.
"It's deaf, I think!"
Bruno said, turning away with a sigh.
"And it's time to get the Theatre ready."

"Who are the audience to be?"

"Only but Frogs," said Bruno.
"But they haven't comed yet.
They wants to be drove up, like sheep."

"Would it save time," I suggested, "if I were to walk round with
Sylvie, to drive up the Frogs, while you get the Theatre ready?"

"That are a good plan!"
cried Bruno.
"But where are Sylvie?"

"I'm here!"
said Sylvie, peeping over the edge of the bank.
"I was just watching two Frogs that were having a race."

"Which won it?
"Bruno eagerly inquired.

Sylvie was puzzled.
"He does ask such hard questions!"
she confided to me.

"And what's to happen in the Theatre?"
I asked.

"First they have their Birthday-Feast," Sylvie said: "then Bruno does some Bits of Shakespeare; then he tells them a Story."

"I should think the Frogs like the Feast best.
Don't they?"

"Well, there's generally very few of them that get any.
They will keep their mouths shut so tight!
And it's just as well they do," she added, "because Bruno likes to cook it himself: and he cooks very queerly."
Now they're all in.
Would you just help me to put them with their heads the right way?"

We soon managed this part of the business, though the Frogs kept up a most discontented croaking all the time.

"What are they saying?"
I asked Sylvie.

"They're saying 'Fork!
Fork!'
It's very silly of them!
You're not going to have forks!"
she announced with some severity.
"Those that want any Feast have just got to open their mouths, and Bruno 'll put some of it in!"

At this moment Bruno appeared, wearing a little white apron to show that he was a Cook, and carrying a tureen full of very queer-looking soup.
I watched very carefully as he moved about among the Frogs; but I could not see that any of them opened their mouths to be fed— except one very young one, and I'm nearly sure it did it accidentally, in yawning.
However Bruno instantly put a large spoonful of soup into its mouth, and the poor little thing coughed violently for some time.

So Sylvie and I had to share the soup between us, and to pretend to enjoy it, for it certainly was very queerly cooked.

I only ventured to take one spoonful of it ("Sylvie's Summer-Soup," Bruno said it was), and must candidly confess that it was not at all nice; and I could not feel surprised that so many of the guests had kept their mouths shut up tight.

"What's the soup made of, Bruno?"
said Sylvie, who had put a spoonful of it to her lips, and was making a wry face over it.

And Bruno's answer was anything but encouraging.
"Bits of things!"

The entertainment was to conclude with "Bits of Shakespeare," as Sylvie expressed it, which were all to be done by Bruno, Sylvie being fully engaged in making the Frogs keep their heads towards the stage: after which Bruno was to appear in his real character, and tell them a Story of his own invention.

"Will the Story have a Moral to it?"
I asked Sylvie, while Bruno was away behind the hedge, dressing for the first 'Bit.'

"I think so," Sylvie replied doubtfully.
"There generally is a Moral, only he puts it in too soon."

"And will he say all the Bits of Shakespeare?"

"No, he'll only act them," said Sylvie.
"He knows hardly any of the words.
When I see what he's dressed like, I've to tell the Frogs what character it is.
They're always in such a hurry to guess!
Don't you hear them all saying 'What?
What?'"
And so indeed they were: it had only sounded like croaking, till Sylvie explained it, but I could now make out the "Wawt?
Wawt?"
quite distinctly.

"But why do they try to guess it before they see it?"

"I don't know," Sylvie said: "but they always do.
Sometimes they begin guessing weeks and weeks before the day!"

(So now, when you hear the Frogs croaking in a particularly melancholy way, you may be sure they're trying to guess Bruno's next Shakespeare 'Bit'.
Isn't that interesting?)

However, the chorus of guessing was cut short by Bruno, who suddenly rushed on from behind the scenes, and took a flying leap down among the Frogs, to re-arrange them.

For the oldest and fattest Frog—who had never been properly arranged so that he could see the stage, and so had no idea what was going on—was getting restless, and had upset several of the Frogs, and turned others round with their heads the wrong way.
And it was no good at all, Bruno said, to do a 'Bit' of Shakespeare when there was nobody to look at it (you see he didn't count me as anybody).
So he set to work with a stick, stirring them up, very much as you would stir up tea in a cup, till most of them had at least one great stupid eye gazing at the stage.

"Oo must come and sit among them, Sylvie," he said in despair, "I've put these two side-by-side, with their noses the same way, ever so many times, but they do squarrel so!"

So Sylvie took her place as 'Mistress of the Ceremonies,' and Bruno vanished again behind the scenes, to dress for the first 'Bit.'

"Hamlet!"
was suddenly proclaimed, in the clear sweet tones I knew so well.
The croaking all ceased in a moment, and I turned to the stage, in some curiosity to see what Bruno's ideas were as to the behaviour of Shakespeare's greatest Character.

According to this eminent interpreter of the Drama, Hamlet wore a short black cloak (which he chiefly used for muffling up his face, as if he suffered a good deal from toothache), and turned out his toes very much as he walked.
"To be or not to be!"
Hamlet remarked in a cheerful tone, and then turned head-over-heels several times, his cloak dropping off in the performance.

I felt a little disappointed: Bruno's conception of the part seemed so wanting in dignity.
"Won't he say any more of the speech?"
I whispered to Sylvie.

"I think not," Sylvie whispered in reply.
"He generally turns head-over-heels when he doesn't know any more words."

Bruno had meanwhile settled the question by disappearing from the stage; and the Frogs instantly began inquiring the name of the next Character.

"You'll know directly!"
cried Sylvie, as she adjusted two or three young Frogs that had struggled round with their backs to the stage.
"Macbeth!"
she added, as Bruno re-appeared.

Macbeth had something twisted round him, that went over one shoulder and under the other arm, and was meant, I believe, for a Scotch plaid.
He had a thorn in his hand, which he held out at arm's length, as if he were a little afraid of it.
"Is this a dagger?"
Macbeth inquired, in a puzzled sort of tone: and instantly a chorus of "Thorn!
Thorn!"
arose from the Frogs (I had quite learned to understand their croaking by this time).

"It's a dagger!"
Sylvie proclaimed in a peremptory tone.
"Hold your tongues!"
And the croaking ceased at once.

Shakespeare has not told us, so far as I know, that Macbeth had any such eccentric habit as turning head-over-heels in private life: but Bruno evidently considered it quite an essential part of the character, and left the stage in a series of somersaults.
However, he was back again in a few moments, having tucked under his chin the end of a tuft of wool (probably left on the thorn by a wandering sheep), which made a magnificent beard, that reached nearly down to his feet.

"Shylock!"
Sylvie proclaimed.
"No, I beg your pardon!"
she hastily corrected herself, "King Lear!
I hadn't noticed the crown."
(Bruno had very cleverly provided one, which fitted him exactly, by cutting out the centre of a dandelion to make room for his head.)

King Lear folded his arms (to the imminent peril of his beard) and said, in a mild explanatory tone, "Ay, every inch a king!"
and then paused, as if to consider how this could best be proved.
And here, with all possible deference to Bruno as a Shakespearian critic, I must express my opinion that the poet did not mean his three great tragic heroes to be so strangely alike in their personal habits; nor do I believe that he would have accepted the faculty of turning head-over-heels as any proof at all of royal descent.
Yet it appeared that King Lear, after deep meditation, could think of no other argument by which to prove his kingship: and, as this was the last of the 'Bits' of Shakespeare ("We never do more than three," Sylvie explained in a whisper), Bruno gave the audience quite a long series of somersaults before he finally retired, leaving the enraptured Frogs all crying out "More!
More!"
which I suppose was their way of encoring a performance.
But Bruno wouldn't appear again, till the proper time came for telling the Story.

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