Authors: Adam Rakunas
Tags: #Science Fiction, #save the world, #Humour, #boozehound
“You really shouldn’t be here.”
I started and spun around. A slim figure stood at the hatch, holding a submachine gun at his hip, aiming it right at my chest. His battered armor was jet black, as was his mask, which was molded in the shape of a monkey’s face. I wasn’t seeing things. It wasn’t The Fear making me hallucinate. It was a Ghost. Holy shit, a real, live Ghost.
“You could pretend I’m not here,” I said, creeping to the nearest shelf. The masked man tilted his head and flicked the safety.
“I’m pretty sure I can’t do that,” he said. His voice was harsh and crackly – probably run through some kind of fuzz filter on the mask. “Come with me, please.”
“The police are going to surround you,” I said, freezing. The shelf was right in front of me. “Even if they’re outgunned. In fact, that’ll just piss them off even more.”
“Maybe,” said the man, holding out a gloved hand to me. “But you should probably come with me. It’ll be safer.”
“My professors told me never to go anywhere with strange, armed men.”
“Mine
were
strange, armed men,” he said. “Women, too.”
“What are you doing here?” I said. “Why would you Ghosts care about us? Shit, Santee isn’t even on the main route to the Beyond anymore. We’re nothing.”
“That’s not my call,” said the man. The light from outside turned his mask’s black eyes into stars. “Just come with me, and I promise nothing will happen to you.”
“I don’t think you can keep that promise.”
“I will.”
I ducked and shoved the shelf as hard as I could. The man yelled my name as he ducked out of the way, but an edge of the shelf caught his shoulder and he lost his balance. I pounced and drove my shoulder into his chest, sending him to the floor. He raised his gun, but I grabbed it and rammed its butt into his throat. He sputtered, and I grabbed the gun and swung it at his giant monkey face as hard as I could. There was a squawk of feedback from the mask’s speakers, and the man yelled, pulling the mask off his head.
I was looking right at Banks.
My head went cold, and my throat dropped into my stomach, and I scrambled off him, his gun falling from my fingers.
Banks coughed and gurgled, “Did you have to hit so hard?”
“What the fuck?” I yelled. “You’re... you’re a fucking Ghost!”
“I prefer Covert Business Interference Asset,” he said, his voice raspy.
“You shot at me!”
“I shot
near
you,” he said.
Outside, a shadow fell on the courtyard, and dust and leaves battered the windows like they’d been swirled up by a typhoon. No, not a typhoon; it was the downwash of a cargo airship as it descended over the hutong like a belly-flopping whale. I looked at Banks, who wobbled to his feet, then limped for the ceiling hatch, grabbing onto the lever lock with both hands. As I pushed against the corrugated lines of the can’s ceiling, the lever budged a centimeter, then two, then swung wide. I kicked my legs through the open panel like a trapeze artist and scrambled up to the roof.
The courtyard rang with gunfire and the scream of the airship’s drive turbines. I looked over the side of the cargo can. Three dozen police worked on the door with blowtorches and battering rams while the rest shot upward at the airship. I pinged Soni direct, hoping she was down in the scrum. One of the cops put down her blowtorch and looked around, and I whispered a quick prayer to Soni’s ambitions and line-of-sight telecom.
“There are Ghosts here!” I yelled.
“You think I don’t know that?” she yelled back. “Do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in?”
“
I’m
in trouble?” I said, ducking as the airship made another pass. “All I’ve been through in the past day, I’m pure as driven sand. Hell, even Bloombeck’s in more trouble than me. Fucker
shot
me.”
“Are you all right?” Soni asked.
“Shoulder hurts, leg’s hit, but otherwise, yeah.”
“Good,” said Soni, “‘cause as soon as we get into this flat and rescue your ass, I’m going to kick it halfway to Chino Cove.”
“I had nothing to do with this!”
“I know that,” said Soni. “Your driver, Jilly, she sent word that something was going on, but I’m tempted to get you to pay for all this. Especially after the serious shit we found out–”
I was about to reply when the deafening shriek of four eight-thousand horsepower MacDonald Heavy Industries jet turbines drowned me out. The airship hung right on top of us, cargo claws descending. I looked back at the hatch, where Banks was working his way up; his mouth moved, but I couldn’t hear him over the crush of sound.
I’ve been caught outside only once during a hurricane, and it was for a very good reason: the shelter where I’d holed up had run out of food, and I’d volunteered to make a run for fresh supplies. (Of course, the “shelter” was actually the old Library Lager brewpub down on Paper Street, and the “supplies” were Old Windswept, but no one had to know that.) It was the most terrifying twenty minutes of my life as the winds knocked me into buildings and tipped my commandeered tuk-tuk from side to side.
The downwash from the airship was a thousand times worse. I crouched, tried to crab-walk away, but my hair snapped at my face so much I couldn’t see where to go. The closer the ship got, the heavier the wind, until I was flat on the ground. The weight of all that air, it pressed me more and more into the deck until I could feel every seam in my clothes, every bit of fleck of dust, and the weight of Bloombeck’s gun grinding into my waist.
I flipped on my back. The wind stung my eyelids, but I didn’t need to see to know the turbine was right overhead. My hands dove into my pockets, and out came the gun. It had been a long time since my B-school mandated weapons training – after all, you couldn’t sell WalWa’s defense products without knowing how they worked – but there was something to be said for the blind panic you feel when a ceramic fan blade was going to grind you into paste. I flipped the safety and pulled the trigger; there was a horrific screech, like a giant dragging his fingernails across the world’s biggest blackboard. The wind died, and I opened my eyes to see the airship lift away, one of its turbines smoking.
I got up. “What did you do?” Banks said. “Yell at it?”
I held up the gun, and he shook his head. “No way,” he said. “There is no way you broke that thing with a beanbag.”
“I told you these things hurt,” I said, pointing it at him. “You want to find out?”
Banks held up his hands. “I left my weapon down there,” he said. “I do not want to hurt you.”
“Why should I believe anything you’ve told me?” I said. “You’re a fucking
Ghost
. You lie, you destroy, you kill. Did you kill Bloombeck?”
“
I
didn’t,” he said.
“But someone did,” I said. “Who was it? Your one-eyed pal?”
“She’s not that good a shot,” he said. “Mimi did it.”
I cocked my head. “You expect me to believe that that sobbing mess is a Ghost?”
Banks nodded. “If we’d have done our jobs right, you’d had never known we were here.”
“Looks like you didn’t.”
“Well, shit, Padma we didn’t expect you to pluck us out of the ocean!” yelled Banks. “It was supposed to be Saarien!”
I felt the gun arm waver, so I clamped my free hand around my wrist to prop it up. “All this time, all that we did, you were in bed with Saarien?”
“We were
investigating
Saarien,” said Banks. “All the equipment and chemicals he’s been buying over the past decade got on our radar. He was up to something. We planted a story about potential Breaches with the local company directorate to lure him out. You took the bait instead.”
“Lucky me,” I said.
“It
was
lucky,” said Banks, “because we got to do more with you looking over us than we would have with Saarien. You saw what he’s doing to his own people. That’s all going to change.”
“Then why is he still alive?” I said. “And why was a corpse that was supposed to be him in the freezer? And what the hell happened to Thanh? Don’t tell me he was a Ghost, too.”
“Not really, no,” said Banks. “He was just our... our luggage, I guess.”
“I swear to fucking God I will shoot you right now just to get you to stop lying.”
“Thanh was not a person!” said Banks, taking a step back. “He was a hollow dummy made from vat-grown meat. Our gear was inside him.”
“That’s sick.”
“That’s the job!” said Banks. “You think we can just show up with a duffel bag full of weapons and armor at the lifter and say, ‘Hi, we’re a Ghost Squad, here to upturn the core of the local economy’? You think we would’ve gotten that far?”
“Did you have something to do with the body?” I said. “Saarien’s?”
“No,” said Banks. “We’re still trying to figure that one out.”
“Then what about Estella Tonggow?” I said. “Did Mimi kill her, too?”
“I don’t know,” said Banks. “That wasn’t part of our job. None of those people’s fake murders were. The people who attacked us at the office, Tonggow, that wasn’t us.”
My gun hand wavered a moment. I steadied it. “Saarien did all that?”
“We think so.”
“Then Tonggow might still be alive?”
“Maybe,” said Banks. “It’s not my job to find out.”
“Your
job
.” I thumbed the gun’s hammer back in place and put it in my pocket. “Your job is to make trouble and lie and make our lives miserable so the Big Three can keep grinding a little more value out of us for their Shareholders. You happy with your job?”
“Not really, no,” said Banks. “I was telling the truth when I said I wanted to leave.”
“Bullshit,” I said. “If you really wanted to Breach, you could’ve told me at any time. I would’ve driven you to the Hall myself and gotten you signed in and protected.”
“It’s more complicated than that,” said Banks.
“What isn’t?” I said.
“The truth,” he said. “I really am a lawyer, and I really was sorry to hear what happened to you.”
The whole world shook and bucked, knocking us down. I looked up: the airship hadn’t flown off; it had just picked up altitude to give its cargo cables some slack. The can lifted, a few centimeters at a time, and Banks and I ran for it. Or, rather, he ran like hell, and I gimped along on my still-wounded leg. He leaped over the edge, but I couldn’t make the distance fast enough. By the time I got to the end of the roof, there was a ten-meter gap between us, and Banks looked back, yelling and kicking roof fixtures.
I dumped everything from my pai over to his. “Put this all on the Public,” I called. “Make sure it’s timestamped and notarized and all that other legal bullshit.”
“You stay on the line,” he said. “I’ll get the police, and we’ll track you–”
The call went dead, and I watched him and the hutong get smaller and smaller as the airship picked up speed.
For a brief moment, I thought about shimmying up one of the cargo cables and blasting my way into the cockpit. Not a bad idea, except that MacDonald Heavy had been building anti-piracy measures into their craft since the days of the Spanish Armada. The cables were probably serrated or electrified or slippery as hell, and they wouldn’t lead to anywhere but tiny compartments filled with nothing but more of the same cabling. The underside would be covered in smart darts or dumb guns or Christ-knew-what. Besides, the cockpit was sealed and unlockable only by the ground crew, who needed levered keys the size of cellos.
Jumping was still an option, though one that probably wouldn’t end well. I looked over the side of the can and saw Brushhead fall away, row after row of terraced roof farms and winding streets and everything I’d known and loved for the past twelve years. I’d never seen it from the air like this. I let my pai record, hoping it would catch all this. Someone would want to see it, even it had to be at my wake.
The roof hatch opened, and a masked head popped up. This one looked like a wolf with a flattened snout. “Get in here, Padma,” it said, its amplified and distorted voice grating above the airship’s engines.
“What is it with you people and the masks?” I yelled. “Someone take their anthropology class a little too seriously?”
“You know you’re not going to jump, and I don’t want to have to come out there and get you.”
“Is that you, Ellie?” I yelled. “I can’t tell with that mask covering your beautiful eye.”
The Ghost slid its mask up, and One-Eye shook her head. “Don’t give me a hard time,” she said, her voice still sounding goony. “I have to take you in alive, but no one said anything about you being undamaged.”
“What are you gonna do, taser me?” I yelled. “I could have a seizure, roll right off this roof. How’d your boss like that?”
“Jesus Christ, why are you being so difficult?” she yelled back, her own voice cutting over the helmet’s speakers.
“What else have I got right now?” I yelled back. “If being a pain in your ass is the only card I have left, I’m gonna play it.”
A look flashed across One-Eye’s face, like frustration getting pummeled by anger with an extra slap from resignation. It was a good look for her. “If you come in, I’ll let you know what’s going on,” she said, turning off the distortion effects. She even attempted a smile.
I shrugged. “Don’t care.”
“Bullshit!” yelled One-Eye, pointing a gloved finger at me. “Everything that’s been going on for the past two days, how could you not care? Hell, I’ve been trying to kill you!”
“Yeah, but you failed every time,” I said. “And since you haven’t shot me from that hatch or come up here and thrown me overboard, that means you need me alive. Who’s got the upper hand in this negotiation?”
“This is not a negotiation!” she screamed. “We are not back in that shitty little office on Vishnu’s Palm, and I am not watching you show me how to make sure a shipment of napkins appears on time!”
“Vishnu’s Palm? How... What the hell are you talking about?”
She shook her head. “You really don’t remember, do you? No, of course not, how could you? You never paid attention to anyone but yourself. Even when you stomped all over everyone back at Entertainment Management, you didn’t care.”
One-Eye’s face was red, her eyes narrowed and her cheeks taut. For a moment, her scars looked more like wrinkles, and I remembered, a long time ago, that same face screaming at me from a video conference. It had been a much younger face on a much skinnier body, but the way spit flew from her teeth as she cursed me and swore to take me down, that hadn’t changed.