What's eating Gilbert Grape? (9 page)

I almost say "Don't be so sure," but this isn't the time for cleverness. "What happened to your wife?" I ask.

"Well, my wife sets out to make a batch of cookies for my boys. It seems to me these cookies were the perfect gift. How many mothers make cookies for their kids? Not many these days. There was a time when all mothers did was make cookies. 1 am married to an exceptional woman. But sometimes, Gilbert, sometimes I wish 1 was somebody else's husband because sometimes . . ."He takes a breath, pressing his lips together, making them disappear. Then he continues, "My wife ..."

Oh God. Here we go.

"My wife. Burns. A batch of cookies. It is no big deal. A disappointment for the boys, sure. But it is no big deal! Now she is crying like her life is destroyed, crying over a bad batch of cookies. Sometimes, I tell you, honestly, sometimes I want to put her head in the oven and turn on the gas."

Mr. Carver suddenly pushes at his forehead with the palm of his left hand. "Oh God. I can't believe I just said that. Can you? I did not mean that about the oven. I can't believe I just said that."

I pull into their driveway. Through a window, I can see Mrs. Betty Carver sitting with her head down on the kitchen table.

"I think what you mean, Mr. Carver, is that sometimes she gets on your nerves."

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"Yes. That's what I mean."

Whew. Breathe, Gilbert, breathe easy.

There's a silence while he licks the sweat off his top lip. "Oh, Gilbert?"

"Yes, sir?"

"Remember—the trampoline. On the Fourth. We'd love to have you come try out our trampoline." He climbs out of my truck. His baggy, sweaty body walks to the house. He goes inside without turning back to me. I'm glad he didn't thank me for the ride.

I'm halfway home when I pull off onto the shoulder of Highway 13. 1 put my truck in park and leave the engine running. I let go of the steering wheel. I hold my hands in front of me. I'll sit here as long as it takes for them to stop shaking.

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Lt's Monday. It's the morning, and Arnie's flailing both arms as the merry-go-round horses are being driven out of town. The other rides pass by us, too, and my brother, all smiles, waves as each driver gives a toot or a honk or a beep. As the one carrying the Silver Scrambler drives off, I say, "Arnie, that's it. That's all she wrote." He stands watching, leaning forward and squinting. He always waits until whatever he has been watching is completely gone.

"This year's carnival was one of the best, don't you think, buddy? Huh? Don't you think?"

"Some parts were."

"What parts weren't?"

"Uhm. You know what was bad, Gilbert—^you know what was bad?"

"No."

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"The horses ..."

"The merry-go-round?"

"Yeah, the horses were mean this year. They spit on me."

"No."

"Yes."

"Where? I don't see any spit."

"It dried up."

"Those were fiberglass horses, Amie."

"Still. Ouch, they were meanies. They were biting me, ouch."

1 stop, because I'm not going to engage in this kind of conversation at this particular moment in my life.

A '73 Dodge Coronet passes us with a bunch of kids in back. Arnie waves and I look for a trace of that black-haired girl from Michigan. Ever since she sank her teeth in me at the Dairy Dream, I've watched for her to see what she'll look like in daylight. She must have freckles or speckles or a gap in her teeth, surely something that will make forgetting her possible. Other than her brief appearance at the carnival Friday night, this Becky creature has been invisible.

I start walking home. Arnie trails after.

"Gilbert, I'm not lying."

"Huh?"

" 'Bout the horsies. I'm no liar on this. It was ..."

"What was?"

"The horses was ..."

"Were."

"Was a phen. Phenah. Phenah-ha. Uhm."

"The word is phenomena."

"I know, Gilbert. Jeez."

Arnie tries to stick one of his short, stubby fingers through one of my belt loops. He pokes me repeatedly. I normally don't mind this, but today it's like a reminder of all that I loathe about my life, and I snap, "Stop it!"

He pulls his finger out and steps away fast. He looks at his shoes. A pickup truck speeds by carrying people we don't know. This time he doesn't wave.

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"Truck is just like mine, buddy. Look."

Arnie stays staring at his feet. One little snap from me somehow ruins his life. It's as if the last four days of constant carnival rides, of buying him whatever candy and popcorn he wanted, of standing there watching him go around on the merry-go-round fifty-four times in a row—it's as if none of it ever happened. You just wish he'd remember some of the good times.

Having pushed out his bottom lip, he's holding his breath, which is making his face turn beet red. In a minute his brain will probably hemorrhage, he'll die, and since 1 don't want the guilt of that, 1 say his name as nice as I know how.

The kid doesn't answer. He just scrunches his face tighter, his skin is more purplish now, and he's clenching his fingers into white-knuckled fists. A red truck whizzes past heading for town, but he still won't wave.

"That was your favorite color," I say.

His entire body is starting to convulse; veins are jumping out on his neck; a road map pops up around his eyes.

"Arnie, guess what you are? Guess." I wait a second. "You're a phen. A phenah. Uhm. I can't say it. You're a phenomha. What is the word? Maybe 1 can't say it, Arnie. But it's what you are. Phenon. A phenom?"

Suddenly eager to know what he is, Arnie stops his seizure.

"Help me out, buddy."

"Sure, Gilbert."

I'm saying "Phenom" over and over and he's making J^sounds, and this goes on for some time. "Maybe I can't say the word, but I know it's what you are."

"I know it's what I am too, Gilbert."

I conveniently suggest that we head home and ask Amy.

"She works at a school, Gilbert."

"That's right. If she doesn't know, then no one does."

"Right, Gilbert." He takes my hand and we begin to walk home. He likes to say my name when he talks to me. I've always thought it was his way of proving to himself that he knows something.

Walking down Vine Street, we go past the Methodist church

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that sponsored the carnival. Amie slows down. Sensing that he's about to run over and stand where the rides used to be, I say, "I got it. I got it, Arnie."

"What what what what!" he says, fast and loud.

"You, buddy, are a phenomenon."

"Yes!" he sings.

"Race you home." And before Arnie has a chance to go to the church grounds, I'm off and running. He chases after me.

My usual procedure when racing him is to get out in front by a house or two, let him catch up with me, and then, at the last possible moment, let him win by mere inches. But today I want to remind him who's boss.

So I run fast for me. When I get to our driveway, I jump up and down like some sporting champion. I look back to cheer him on only to find that he's quit the race, turned around and is heading toward the church grounds.

With Arnie, even when you win, you lose.

I've not even reached our screen door when Amy calls out from the kitchen, "Where's Arnie?"

Notice how it's never "How are you, Gilbert? You're looking good, Gilbert. Combed your hair, did you, Gilbert?" But its always been this way; it's been this way for years.

I explain that we had a great time and that, for me, watching the rides leave town was almost as exciting as watching them come into town. "Arnie and I learned a new word today," I say, "but he had his heart set on some private time with the church grounds, so he's there, and I'm here, and no way in hell am 1 going back after him."

She starts to protest.

"Amy, who has spent the last four days entirely with the runt?"

"He's not a runt!" She takes a deep breath. "But I know what you mean. I appreciate it. You ve been a big help." Then she yells, "Ellen. Ellen!"

The little one appears at the top of the stairs, looks at Amy, and says, "Just know one thing. I am watching this great movie, and

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don't ask me the name of it because I don't know the name, but it's in black and white, and it is good. Of course I'll do what you ask. Just know that the movie is great. Be aware of the sacrifice I'm making."

"Forget it," Amy says. "I'll do it."

I glare at Ellen. But since she hasn't looked at me in ages, she doesn't notice.

"I don't mind doing it—whatever it is. ..."

I pantomime breaking her neck. This, too, has no audience.

"Just so you know that I'm suffering."

For Amy, the thought of anyone suffering, even Ellen, is unbearable. So she goes into the kitchen, changes her sandals for tennis shoes, and walks toward the front door.

The puberty girl screams, "I'll do it!"

Amy stops and says, "Momma's sleeping," as if it were some new occurrence. "Get back to your movie. Hurry up, you're missing it."

"The movie isn't all that good, even though the lead actress looks just like me. So, in truth, my not watching the movie is not the sacrifice that it seemed." She smiles like there was never a problem. Her smile makes you think for a moment that there aren't any problems, that all is smooth, that Ellen Grape possesses humanity, and before Amy can say anything, Ellen hops down the stairs and shoots out the front door.

It's over a minute before she's back in the house. She walks past me to the kitchen, where Amy is looking up a recipe.

"Amy?"

"Yeah."

"Uhm."

"What, Ellen?"

"What was it you wanted me to do?"

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15

JVlomma snores from her chair as Amy clears away the breakfast dishes. I drown my cereal with milk and stir it with the least dirty spoon I can find. I'm lifting the first spoonful when Tucker's truck motors into our drive. Amy looks up, relieved.

"It's just the wood," I say. "It's still gonna take days to assemble everything."

"I know."

"I don't think you do." I stand up and move down the hallway.

Amy follows. "1 understand that this takes time. Just so we're doing something. Just so we're trying to make our mother's life better."

It is arguable as to whether installing an entire network of support beams and boards will have anything to do with making her life better. She might live longer. But since when were longer and better the same thing?

Tucker is kind of tiptoeing toward our house with his red toolbox. I shout through the door screen, "Tucker, she won't wake up!"

"You never know, though," he whispers back.

"She won't! She never does after breakfast!"

It takes him an eternity to make it across our yard. Finally Tucker and his tools are safely in the house.

It was last Wednesday that Tucker appraised the floor situation. He ordered the wood on Thursday and we picked it up Friday. Saturday was spent carefully measuring and cutting it in his dad's workshop. Yesterday he drilled holes in the boards so today we can assemble the support beams with long screws and bolts. This way there will be no hammering in the basement, no loud noises. This way Momma will never know.

Working fast, we make three trips down to the basement; half

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of the wood is on the floor. We're downstairs, panting and sweating. Tucker says, "Gilbert?"

"Yeah."

He smiles for the first time in four days. "This is going to work." 1 don't know if he's ever been so proud of anything. He's starting to sport a new image—one of adequacy.

"Great," 1 say.

There's a glorious silence while he struggles to think of a new topic of conversation. He checks one of the boards. "This is warped."

"It doesn't matter."

"It matters to me."

"No one is going to come down here. This is not for show-and-tell. This is purely a functional project we're engaged in here."

"I know this. Don't you think 1 know this?"

I rub my nose with the palm of my hand because hearing this guy talk makes me want to sneeze him into oblivion.

"I'm a believer in the very best for the very best people. Your mother is one of the best people. "

I want to say that my mother is a cow. But instead I say, "We should finish, because 1 work at noon."

"Oh. Are you rubbing that in?"

"Rubbing what in?"

"That you have a job and 1 don't."

"No. Not rubbing in anything. Merely saying that I have to work today. So let's hurry."

"I'm planning to get a reaZ job."

"Yeah, 1 know you are."

"The Burger Barn could benefit from people like me. I'd like to be an assistant manager. Give me a title, give me power."

I say, "Let's get going," when Amy flicks the basement light off and on fast.

Tucker gets twitchy. "What's going on up there? What's going on?"

The basement goes from light to dark to light.

"She's awake."

"Who is?"

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"The beached whale."

"Gilbert."

"We've got to wait."

I lie down and close my eyes. "Hopefully, Momma won't look outside and see all the wood left in your truck."

Tucker paces about. "If you'd just tell her—if you'd just be honest with her ..."

"No."

"But isn't honesty the best ..."

"Sorry, Tucker."

"But ..."

"This is the way it's got to be."

The only sounds upstairs are that of the TV changing channels and Amy's muffled voice.

"Oh, Gilbert, man oh man. Have I got some news or what? I was going to call you."

"Yeah?"

He kneels beside me. "I drove out this morning to the Future Site of the Burger Barn, you know?"

"Don't tell me they've already started building it."

"Yes! But there is something else that I saw. ..."

1 say to Tucker that I don't care about the Burger Barn. "I will never eat there," 1 say.

"This isn't about the Burger. ..."