Read What the Groom Wants Online
Authors: Jade Lee
“What…? Why are you here?”
“She asked me.” She waved at Wendy. “She asked me to witness this, so I could tell the
ton
. And I have to tell you, she’s magnificent. I thought she was beneath you. I thought she was beneath us all, but Radley, don’t you see? She’s a bloody Borgia! My God, she fits the dukedom better than anyone I’ve ever seen!”
He blinked, staring at his cousin in shock. “You called her a thief. You hate her.”
“Not anymore. Do you know what kind of money she will bring to the dukedom? And if you thought a little murder would put me off, then you have not read our family history. Really, Radley, I have asked you to read those diaries. Did you think they were made-up stories?”
He didn’t answer. He didn’t know what to say. And so, he turned to the woman he loved. She remained poised at the front of the church, her hands tucked neatly together, the bloody stiletto now in her brother’s hands.
“Wendy,” he whispered. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
She swallowed. “You’d have stopped me. You never would have let me marry him.”
Too bloody right. “But—”
“A good bargain is equal on both sides,” she said loudly. “I’ve said that before, and you’ve agreed.”
“Yes. But what does that—”
“You’re a duke, Radley. I’m a nobody seamstress.”
He practically rolled his eyes. “This is not the act of a nobody. This is—”
“Balance. I’ve ended the threat. And now, I have something to offer. I have money. Property and businesses.”
“You already have a business,” he said. That wasn’t what he meant to say. He meant to point out that taking ownership and keeping it were entirely different things. But he couldn’t get those words out, though she must have understood because she answered his unspoken worry.
“Bernard will run the business,” she said. “He knows a great deal more than you think. And besides, I now have friends who will help.”
Morrison waved a hand. The constable grunted as he tugged on his coat lapels. “She means to keep things honest, your grace, and I mean to help her. Me and my men.”
He didn’t need to see the other lords nod their agreement to know that should Wendy need it, she had a great deal of aid. Meanwhile, she stepped forward, picking her way carefully past Damon’s body before coming down the aisle. He leaped down from his perch when she was halfway there. He had no interest in towering over her. He wanted to know that she was safe. And that she…
“I have all this now,” she said softly, when she came within arm’s reach. “And I want to give it to you.” She lifted her chin. “I want to marry you, Radley, but I had to make the bargain equal.”
He shook his head. “It was equal. It
is
equal, Wendy. I don’t want this. I just want you.”
She nodded, as if she had expected those words. “You need to know.” She took the edges of her skirt and spread them, making the bloodstains on the white so clear. “This is me, Radley. I’m not the pure woman you’ve drawn in your books. I’m not a frightened seamstress afraid of a demon. And I’m not the wind to your sails. I’m just me.” She shrugged. “Bloodstains and all. Just me.”
He stepped forward, touching her face. “And I love you. I always have.”
She shuddered, her eyes closing as she wavered on her feet. He grabbed her, afraid that she would fall, but she’d already steadied herself. “I love you, Radley. Are you sure—”
“I have never been more sure of anything. You amaze me, woman. I am in awe. And I love you.”
He kissed her then. Deep and purposeful, he possessed her mouth, wrapping his arms around her, while she surrendered. The church erupted into cheers, but he barely heard it. All he wanted was this woman, right now.
Eventually, she pulled back. Eventually, the cheers quieted. And then he heard his cousin shushing everyone. He frowned.
“Eleanor?”
“Finally!” she huffed. Then she dropped her hands on her hips. “Are you finished kissing?”
Not really, but he wasn’t going to quibble. Not when she was gesturing to someone at the side vestibule. A moment later, an elderly man stepped out wearing ecclesiastical robes. He grimaced as he looked about him, horror and disapproval in every line of his face. But he walked steadily forward until he faced Eleanor.
“Lady Eleanor,” he began, his tone stiff with anger. Which was when, apparently, Wendy recognized the man.
“The Archbishop of Canterbury!”
Good God, it couldn’t be! But Lady Eleanor pulled out a piece of paper, briefly showing it to all assembled.
“A special license to wed. Right now. Right here.”
“What?” Radley exploded.
Then there was a touch on his arm and a whispered voice. It was Bernard, his words low, but the meaning clear.
“It’s a show of strength, your grace. It won’t be easy to hold things together, even with everyone here. But with your wedding happening over Damon’s corpse, officiated by the archbishop himself…”
Radley didn’t need him to finish. He understood the symbolism of what they were doing. After all, it wasn’t just sailors who were superstitious. And having the Archbishop of Canterbury here was like bringing God into Soho.
He shook his head. “How did you manage this?”
Wendy frowned. “This was your idea. Every piece of it.” She gestured around. “I only shifted the location. After I married—”
“This next part—” interrupted Lady Eleanor. “That was my idea. As was bringing Seelye and the footmen. Now, it’s time, cousin. Will you have her?”
He laughed, suddenly feeling as if he’d found his land legs. They put him right where he belonged—at Wendy’s side. So he laughed, as he scooped her up in his arms. Everyone parted as he strode forward, and the poor archbishop had to rush to get to the altar.
“I thought I’d miss the sea,” he said as he finally set down his bride, “but I believe you are as challenging a mistress as she ever could be.”
Wendy gave him a soft smile. “You want this, Radley? Truly want—”
He touched her cheek. “Every sailor’s dream is to marry the wind.”
“I love you,” she said.
“And I love you.”
And then—ten minutes later—they said, “I do.”
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The Groom’s Gamble
“Breathe deeply, Lady Anne. Relax your mind. Let me see through you to the Great Beyond.” The words were sonorous, the intonation mesmerizing. Caroline Lyncott would have been caught just by his tone—if the man didn’t have duck feathers dangling from his ears.
Caroline pulled back from her hiding place behind the door frame. His lordship would have a fit if he knew what was happening here. Lord Hartfell and Lady Anne were brother and sister, but a more opposite pair could not be found. Whereas he was a man of science, his sister was fascinated by all things occult—and most specifically, by the gypsy with the waterfowl accoutrements.
If nothing else, Caroline thought with a smile, the view was intriguing. Somewhat like watching a monkey colony at the zoological gardens. In the center sat a handsome, dark-haired man with kind eyes and hands that moved too quickly for the eye to catch. Made her wonder what he hid up his sleeves. Lady Anne sat before him in a muskrat cap. Caroline narrowed her eyes. Unless that was a beaver hat. Hard to tell from this distance. Then, in a circle around them, sat the preening biddies, seven members of the aristocracy with an interest in the occult, plus all the servants peering in from the door.
The only question now was whether she stood as part of the colony or as a curious human visitor. She was still pondering the question when the butler, Mr. McTavish, crowded in. “Flimflam and folderol,” he muttered. “If his lordship were home, he’d put a stop to this right quick. Just how much is that gypsy fleecing my lady for?”
Caroline smiled and tried to take a compromising tone. As housekeeper here, it was her job to soften the jeers of the outspoken male before he could clash too loudly with the female staff and disturb the main attraction in the parlor. She was used to the task. This wasn’t the first time his lordship’s scientific attitudes and her ladyship’s esoteric studies had collided in one way or another. Sure enough, before she could say anything, Lady Anne’s maid, Marta, spoke up, her voice tight with anger. “The gypsies have powers—always have. And who’s to say how a body grieves their loved ones? If he can give her peace—”
“By emptying her wallet?” Mr. McTavish interrupted.
“By speaking with her dead sister,” the maid shot back, “and you’ve no cause to criticize.”
Mr. McTavish opened his mouth, ready to lambaste the girl where she stood. But Caroline stepped between the pair. “His name is Stefan Pike, and he’s only charging a guinea,” she said. “Lady Anne can afford it.”
“Doesn’t mean she should be throwing it away.” Mr. McTavish glared at the room in general. “She should pay me the guinea. I’ll tell her that her sister died quickly and misses her terribly, but hopes my lady can find happiness without her. It’s damned gypsy thievery, I tell you.”
Mr. McTavish had any number of diatribes on how England was going to the dogs.
“Oh, go on with you,” grumbled the maid as she squeezed closer. “Let the rest of us watch in peace.”
Mr. McTavish rolled his eyes, but after a last dismissive look at the parlor, he walked away. Going to the wine cellar most likely, while the rest of the house crowded around the parlor doors. And it was the whole household, Caroline realized with a bit of shock. With Lord Hartfell away, there was less work for everyone, which meant that the cook, two maids, and one footman all watched the entertainment from the hall. And who could blame them? If nothing else, the gypsy knew how to put on a show.
Truthfully, she wanted to watch too. She needed to know what drew Lady Anne so strongly to this man. He’d apparently followed her from Berkshire to London—something unheard of with the Romanies—and that spoke of a deeper connection to Lady Anne than was proper. But delving into the lady’s personal life wasn’t the job of a housekeeper. And besides, Caroline had work to do: receipts and orders to organize, and all the day-to-day tasks of running a large London establishment. But mostly, she needed a little time to herself in her room. Handsome gypsies were delightful, to be sure, but her thoughts generally wandered elsewhere. Lately, she had discovered a secret attraction to his lordship’s slight Scottish burr.
And didn’t that just make her the biggest, dumbest monkey of the lot? His lordship was a good man and a fair employer. It would be the height of folly to indulge in girlish dreams that could never be realized and would endanger her position as housekeeper. She might be single and female, but she was
Mrs.
Lyncott here because such was the way with all housekeepers. And it helped remind her that romantic fantasies had cost her dearly before, so she would not indulge in them now. With that in mind, she tamped down her desires as she headed for her room in the topmost corner of the house.
She was on the second floor, climbing toward the third, when she heard the noise. A slight thud followed by a muffled grunt. This was the bedroom floor, and no one should be up here now. His lordship wasn’t due home until late tonight, and her ladyship was downstairs, along with all the staff.
The dog, perhaps? Trapped where she shouldn’t be? Turning, Caroline walked down the hall, listening intently. Most rooms were empty—the nursery hadn’t been used in years—but Caroline checked each. Nothing disturbed. And no more sounds either. Had she imagined it? It wouldn’t be the first time her daydreams had gotten the better of her.
She knocked on his lordship’s door, opening it quietly when there was no response. There was Sophie, a golden retriever, just now lifting her head. She’d been sleeping by the banked fire, waiting for her master’s return.
“Not yet, my girl,” Caroline said as she stroked the animal’s head. The dog was old but still affectionate, and all the staff loved her. In fact, Sophie was the one thing everyone in the household agreed was absolutely perfect. “He’ll be home soon. I promise.”
Then she heard it again. Another noise, and this time from her ladyship’s bedroom. Caroline strode forward. Not bothering to knock this time, she shoved open the door to Lady Anne’s room and saw a rough-cut man with dark hair and thick hands. He’d knocked over a lamp—that was the thud she’d heard—as he rifled through her ladyship’s jewelry.
A thief! Caroline drew breath to scream but hadn’t the time. The man was quicker than she thought possible as he sprang across the room to grab her by the throat.
She released a sound, but it came out more a squeak than a scream. She shoved him with her hands, but he was too strong. Then he dragged her into the room, pulling her quickly and solidly, despite how she tried to scramble backwards. Her hands were fists now, beating him about the head and face, but they had no effect whatsoever.
She was going to die here, she realized in horror. Killed by a gypsy thief with no one to discover her for hours. His hands were tightening around her throat, and even worse, he started speaking to her. Crooning as if she were a wild animal.
“There, there now, my girl. Can’t have you screaming—” His words were cut off by barking.
Sophie!
The old dog came scrambling around the corner, her back paws sliding as she lunged at the man holding Caroline.
The thief cursed, blocking the blow with his forearm and ripping the top of Caroline’s dress in the process. But it was enough to ease the pressure on her throat, especially as Sophie grabbed onto his arm, growling and shaking.
Caroline slammed her fist into his face. Her hand exploded in pain, but it didn’t matter. She could breathe! She hauled air into her lungs, though it burned like fire. Beside her, Sophie and the thief were struggling, growls and curses filling the air. She wanted to help—especially when she heard Sophie’s high-pitched yelp of pain—but all her concentration was on dragging air into her lungs.
“What the devil!” exclaimed a loud voice. His lordship?
Caroline looked up to see the Earl of Hartfell storm into the room like an avenging angel. He swooped down on the thief, punching the man with a blow that seemed to echo in Caroline’s head. So loud, so powerful, and yet the bastard didn’t go down. Instead, the gypsy managed to throw off Sophie, sending the poor dog flying against the wall with a whimper, before slamming forward against the earl.
Caroline tried to call out. She was struggling to her feet, though her legs felt weaker than pudding. If only she could scream, but all she managed was a harsh rasp.
It didn’t matter. The thief was all ugly face and massive fists, but the earl was ready. He blocked the man’s blow, then… bam, bam, bam! Three punches, and the blackguard crumpled to the floor.
He dropped right in front of Caroline, blood seeping from his thick lip. She would have screamed if she’d had the breath. Instead, she just stared, horror and gratitude at war within her. The man was down.
The earl was beside her in the next breath, his hands gentle as he supported her. She’d barely managed to get to her feet, unsteady as she was.
“Are you all right? Mrs. Lyncott?” When she didn’t answer, his hands tightened. “Caroline!”
She opened her mouth to speak, but again, all she could manage was a harsh rasp.
The earl’s expression grew worried as he gently tilted her head to inspect her neck. “Don’t speak. It’s not crushed. You can breathe, can’t you?”
She nodded, then made the mistake of trying to swallow and winced.
“Bet it hurts like the very devil. You need a doctor.” Then he twisted around and shouted, his bellow loud enough to be heard throughout the house. “McTavish! Henry! Someone get up here immediately!”
Now there was the true call of the colony head, she thought with a near-hysterical giggle. One command and immediately came a rush of heavy feet. Even poor Sophie responded with a weak bark. Caroline turned enough to see the old dog struggle to her feet. Her teeth were bared as she stood unsteady guard over the unconscious thief.
“Good girl, Sophie,” the earl said as he smiled at the dog. “Very good girl.” Then he turned back to Caroline. “Why don’t you sit down, Mrs. Lyncott? Right here.”
She wanted to refuse. Indeed, she shook her head, but she felt so unsteady. Fortunately, he insisted, and so she all but dropped onto the bed. Meanwhile, people appeared at the door: Henry, Marta, then Mr. McTavish.
The earl began issuing orders the moment they arrived, his voice hard and clipped. Rope to restrain the thief, a doctor sent for, and the watch summoned. Marta went to the dog, cooing over the animal as she pronounced her merely bruised.
Then came one more order, spoken in a tone that brooked no argument. “And bring me that charlatan gypsy immediately. Clap him in irons if you have to, but I will—”
“No need,” came Mr. Pike’s voice. “I am here.”
And a second after that came Lady Anne’s horrified gasp. “Oh no! Caroline, are you all right?”
The earl stepped forward, his eyes blazing as he glared at Mr. Pike. “She was nearly strangled to death. If I hadn’t been just coming home, she would have been murdered.” Fury radiated in his voice, and it was the only thing that kept Caroline from collapsing as the reality of what had happened began to sink in. She wouldn’t think about it, she told herself. Monkey colony, she thought. Nothing of import. Just monkeys jumping around doing inconsequential monkey things. And if she felt any fear, all she needed to do was focus on the solid strength of the zookeeper. His lordship towered in her thoughts as the voice of civilization in a very dangerous world.
“Is that your man?” the earl snapped at Mr. Pike.
“Yes, I brought him here,” the gypsy answered, his voice thick with disgust. Surprisingly, the hatred wasn’t aimed at his lordship. Mr. Pike stepped into the room to tower over the now tied-up thief. “On the recommendation of my cousin, the damned idiot.”
“Your cousin!” the earl nearly exploded. “You brought this man here—”
“Yes, and as such he was my responsibility.” Mr. Pike’s jaw clenched as he glared down at the thief. “I swear that he will answer for his crime.”
“He certainly will,” the earl said. “The watch will be here in a moment.”
Mr. Pike looked as if he was going to say something, but then he gave a quick nod. “So be it. He will answer to your justice, as will I. But I swear, I had no idea he would do such a thing. I left him with the horses. He wasn’t even supposed to come into the house.”
“That’s true,” Lady Anne spoke up. “I heard him say so myself.”
“That means less than nothing,” her brother retorted, his opinion of the gypsy’s word obvious. Then he looked at Caroline, his eyes haunted. His gaze roved over her features to where she held a hand to her burning throat. She didn’t do it to hide the bruises. In truth she was keeping her torn dress up to cover scars that were a great deal uglier than whatever the thief had done to her throat. “The doctor will be here in a moment, Mrs. Lyncott.”
“I’m fine, my lord,” she whispered. It was easier than speaking aloud. “It will heal. There is no need for a doctor.”
“The devil there isn’t!” Then he flushed. “My apologies.”
She smiled. She didn’t think anything could make her smile right then, but there he was—an earl—apologizing because he thought a curse was too uncivilized for her to hear. It warmed her enough that she managed to get to her feet. Or at least she tried to.
“Sit back down,” he said sternly. “You will not move an inch until the doctor has declared you able to do so.”
Meanwhile, Mr. Pike glanced over. “My sister makes a posset that will aid in healing.”
The earl nearly growled his response. “We’ll have no more of your gypsy nonsense—”
“Gregory!” Lady Anne snapped. “Don’t be nasty. He’s only trying to help.”
Any further discussion was stopped by the arrival of the watchman. Caroline tried to keep track of it all, but there were too many people. In the end, she simply focused on the earl, who was never farther than three feet from her side. He stood beside her as she explained to the constable what had happened.
By the time the doctor arrived, both gypsies were being taken away despite Lady Anne’s objections. His lordship declared that Caroline would be seen in Lady Anne’s bedroom, and everyone but the doctor and poor Sophie were shooed away.