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Authors: Michael Teitelbaum
Very Hungry Zombie
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Copyright © 2012 by Michael Teitelbaum and Jonathan Apple
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file. ISBN: 978-1-62087-182-9
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HUNGRY
ZOMBIE
A Parody
written by
Michael Teitelbaum
illustrated by
Jon Apple
Skyhorse Publishing
A blood-red moon shown down on a corpse that lay rotting beneath the ground.
At the crack of dawn, on a Sunday morning, out of a grave crawled a horrifically hungry zombie.
He started to hunt for fresh, juicy humans to snack on.
On Monday he devoured one astronaut. But he found himself in a gaseous atmosphere.
On Tuesday he chewed through two party clowns. But they tasted kind of funny.
On Wednesday he gnawed on three football players. But he found them tough and gritty.
