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Authors: Stuart Woods

Tags: #Mystery, #Thriller, #Suspense

Unnatural Acts (26 page)

“Can you hang on just a moment, please?” He put her on hold.

Damn
, she thought.
He

s tracing the call.
She glanced at the second hand on her wristwatch. She’d give him sixty seconds of her time.

“I’m back,” he said. “Where are you?”

“Oh, I’m at an available distance,” she said. “Why don’t we meet this evening for a drink?”

“Okay,” Dino replied. “Where and when?”

“How about Bemelmans Bar at the Carlyle, ten o’clock? That close enough to your bedtime?”

“See you there,” Dino said.

She hung up and made another call, this one to an escort service.

DINO WENT
to his office door and shouted, “Any luck?”

Rosie stood up in her cubicle. “Nope, not long enough.”

“Shit! Come in here, Rosie.” He went back to his desk.

Rosie came in and sat down. “What’s up, boss? Who was on the call?”

“When’s Viv getting out?”

“Tomorrow, if she doesn’t have a temperature. They held her an extra day because of that.”

Dino felt the wrestling match between his duty and his dick. “It would be nice to have this cleared up by then,” he said.

“Have what cleared up? The phone call? Who was it from?”

“You ever heard of an FBI assistant director named Shelley Bach?”

“Heard of her? Are you kidding? She was big news last year. Was that Bach on the phone?”

Dino nodded. “I knew her when Stone and I were on that D.C. thing.”

“I’m not going to ask what you mean by ‘knew,’ even though I want to know.”

“I’ve got a shot at busting her tonight,” Dino said.

“That would be quite a bust,” Rosie said.

“She’s asked me to meet her for a drink at the Carlyle.”

“I expect the Bureau would like to know about that,” Rosie pointed out.

Dino shook his head. “They’re so desperate to nail her they’d flood the area with agents. She’d spot the setup from a mile away. You think she doesn’t know how they think?”

“She doesn’t know how
I
think,” Rosie said.

“That’s what I was thinking.”

“Then let’s do it.”

“Who around here doesn’t look like a cop?” Dino asked.

“Viv,” Rosie replied.

“Viv isn’t up to this yet.”

“She’d hate to miss it.”

“We’ll have to live with that.” He thought about it. “Shelley wouldn’t be expecting two women, though.”

“Who would?”

“Come with me,” Dino said, checking his watch. “It’s nearly nine o’clock.”

Viv was sitting up in the hospital bed, flipping impatiently through a magazine when Dino and Rosie walked in.

“Have you two come to liberate me?” she asked.

Dino and Rosie pulled up chairs. “How are you feeling?” he asked, then he held up a hand. “No, how are you
really
feeling?”

“I was ready to go back to work the day before yesterday,” Viv replied. “What’s going on?”

“I’m reluctant to let you do this,” Dino said.

Viv threw the magazine at him. “I don’t care what it is,” she said, “just get me out of here.”

Dino looked at Rosie and nodded. Rosie set a shopping bag on the bed. “I picked up some of your stuff.”

“Get dressed,” Dino said. “I’ll go find somebody to sign off on this.” He got up and left.

“What’s up?” Viv asked, swinging her legs over the side of the bed and reaching for the shopping bag.

“You’re going to like it,” Rosie said, grinning.

53
 

SHELLEY HEARD
the doorbell and went to answer it. She opened the door and silently surveyed the man who stood there, to see if her wishes had been followed. He was in his mid-thirties, well over six feet, slim, wearing an expensive suit, expensive shoes, and an expensive haircut. “You’ll do,” she said. “Come in for a minute.”

She stood back and let him enter. “I’m Brenda,” she said.

He smiled, revealing expensive dental work. “I’m Steve.”

“Hello, Steve,” she said, offering her hand. “I think you’re going to work out just fine.”

“Thank you,” Steve replied. “And speaking of work …”

“Of course,” she said. She went to her handbag and retrieved the money, already counted out and in a hotel envelope. “Here you are.”

“You’ll get your money’s worth,” he said. “Whatever you want.”

“Right now, I want a drink and some dinner,” she said. “I’ve
booked a table in Bemelmans Bar, downstairs. It’s in a corner with a good view of the bar and the entertainment. I’ll take the gunfighter’s seat, facing the room. Got it?”

“Whatever you want,” Steve said.

“I may decide to leave suddenly. If I do, your first job is to get out of my way. Your second job is to follow close behind me. Your third job is to get in the way of anybody who follows me.”

“Whatever you want.”

“A jealous ex-husband could show up. Can you handle that?”

“I can handle whatever you want.”

She looked at her watch. “Let’s go.”

DINO’S DRIVER
stopped on Seventy-fifth Street, half a block short of Madison Avenue, as instructed.

“Okay, listen up,” Dino said from the front passenger seat.

“We’re listening,” Viv said from the backseat.

“This is not going to be as easy as it sounds,” he said.

“It doesn’t sound easy,” Rosie replied.

“It’s even harder than that. Shelley Bach is a very, very smart woman.”

“She doesn’t have a monopoly,” Viv said.

“You start thinking like that, and she’ll have you for dinner.”

“All right, all right.”

“Shelley will be armed.”

“How do you know that?” Rosie asked.

“She was an FBI agent for twenty-odd years. She got used to packing, and she likes it.”

“Does she take it off in bed?” Viv asked.

“Goddammit, will you two take this seriously?”

“We’re listening, boss,” Viv said contritely.

“She will suspect that I’m going to try to take her, and she will act accordingly. She will suspect that I will have help, and she’ll act accordingly.” Dino handed them the photograph he had printed from the FBI website. “This is what she looks like, sort of.”

“What do you mean, sort of?”

“Last time I saw her, she was a flaming redhead. She will have done what she can to alter her appearance. What she can’t alter is that she’s tall—taller than I am, in heels.”

Rosie put her hand over her mouth, then took it away. “So we’re looking for a tall woman who isn’t a blonde or a redhead?”

“That’s a start. She dresses well, and I don’t think that will change. I want you two to go in first and sit at the bar. If you order booze, don’t drink it. Order some food, a salad or something. It will give you something to do. I don’t want you getting bored.”

“What do we do if we spot her?”

“You’re not going to spot her. I don’t even want you looking around the room after you get there. Got that?”

“Got it, boss,” Viv said.

“Start a conversation with each other—talk about something that absorbs your attention.”

“Who’s going to look for Shelley?”

“I am, dummy. I’m the only one who’s got a shot at recognizing her. If I see her, I’ll make a noise, or do something to attract your attention. Again, don’t look around the room. When I attract your attention, look at me. I’ll make a move, then you back me up. There may be a struggle, even a fight, but there will be
no shots fired
. You both got that?”

“Yes, boss,” Rosie said.

“I don’t want to be reading in tomorrow’s
Post
that there was a shoot-out at the Carlyle Hotel, you understand?”

“Yes, boss,” Viv said.

“I may want to go back to the Carlyle someday, and you may, too. We don’t want to get eighty-sixed from the joint.”

“Yes, boss,” Rosie said.

“You’re taking turns saying that,” Dino said.

“Yes, boss,” Viv said.

“It’s like watching Ping-Pong.”

“Yes, boss,” Rosie said.

“Stop that!”

“Yes, boss,” they said in unison.

“All right, go in there and get established. I’ll be in in a few minutes. Don’t notice me when I arrive.”

“Yes, boss,” they said in unison.

The two detectives got out of the car and started toward the hotel.

SHELLEY STOPPED
at the door and checked out the room. Dino wasn’t there yet, as she had suspected, and nobody looked like the FBI or a cop. There were two women at the bar, but they were looking at each other, not the room. Probably lesbians, she thought. The headwaiter seated them at the corner table she had booked, and Steve dutifully pulled out the table and gave her the gunfighter’s seat.

DINO CHECKED
his watch for the fifth time. He didn’t like letting them go in first, but it was for the best. They’d already be there
when Shelley arrived, and maybe that would make her less nervous. On the other hand, maybe it would make her more nervous, who knew? All he could do was the best he could do.

Ten o’clock. “Take me around to the Madison Avenue entrance,” he said to his driver.

In front of the hotel, he got out of the car and took a look through the glass door of the bar, then he walked inside. The place was packed, and a girl singer was working with a trio, doing Gershwin. He waited for the headwaiter to ask, then said, “I’ll sit at the bar.”

The man retreated, and Dino walked slowly behind the musicians, turned a corner, and spotted Viv and Rosie to his left, at the far end of the bar. He didn’t check the crowd, not yet.

He found a stool at the other end of the bar. “Johnnie Walker Black on the rocks, fizzy water on the side,” he said to the bartender, who gave him a quick nod and produced the drink in a flash. Dino sat on the stool, turned, and rested his back against the bar. The whole room was before him, now, and he began checking things out, face by face, left to right.

By the time his head had swiveled all the way to the right, he had checked every table, looking for a single woman. There wasn’t an unescorted woman in the place. Shelley was not in the room, he was sure of it.

54
 

HERBIE WAS
working late. It was after nine, and Cookie was long gone. He was just closing folders and his briefcase, when there was a sudden movement at the door of his office. Herbie instinctively leapt to his feet. Dink Brennan was standing in the doorway.

“Hey, I didn’t mean to scare you,” Dink said.

Herbie sank back into his chair. “I wasn’t expecting you, Dink.”

“If you’re all done here, let me buy you a drink.”

“I’ll buy you one,” Herbie said, getting up again and going to the bar. “You’re legal now. What’ll you have?”

“Whatever you’re having,” Dink said.

Herbie put some ice cubes into two glasses and poured Knob Creek over them, then handed one to Dink and sat down.

Dink sipped it tentatively. “Bourbon. I like it.”

“You’re a precocious drinker,” Herbie said. He was still a little nervous about being there at night, alone with Dink.

Dink took a drag on his drink. “What do you think of me, Herb?”

“I think you should have been an actor.”

Dink looked at him. “Funny you should mention that, I considered it once.”

“You should consider it again,” Herbie said. “Instead of law school.”

“Why?”

“Because you’re good at it. You’ll get lots of attention from girls, and you won’t have to sweat the work that goes with law school, and especially with practicing law. And I think you’d enjoy being famous.”

“Somehow I get the impression that what you’ve just said is not exactly a compliment.”

“Not exactly, no.”

“You avoided my question about what you think of me by saying I should be something else.”

“That’s what I think.”

“You think I’m acting now?”

“I think you’ve been acting at least since you made your exit from the farm—with me, with your dad.”

Dink regarded him for a slow count of about five. “I don’t like that much.”

“I don’t much care whether you like it or not.”

“You want to be careful, Herb. I’m a lot bigger than you, and I can be mean.”

“Both those things are obviously true,” Herbie said, “but let me give you some very good advice. Never pick a fight with someone you don’t know well. You won’t know what you’re getting into.”

“What would I be getting into if I got into a fight with you, Herb?”

“It’s time you knew a few things about me, Dink. Knowing them will save you a lot of grief.”

“What should I know about you, Herb?”

“You should know that, in my time, I’ve killed three men.”

“You were in the army?”

Herbie chuckled. “No, I wasn’t cut out for that.”

“Under what circumstances did you kill three men, Herb?”

“Have you ever heard of a man named Carmine Dattila? Also known as Dattila the Hun?”

Dink wrinkled his brow. “Mafia guy, maybe?”

“Mafia guy, certainly. I once owed some money to a bookie who worked for Dattila—oddly enough, the one I paid two hundred grand of your dad’s money to to get out of your life.”

“So, how did you handle that?”

“It’s more about how Dattila handled it. He sent two men to beat me up, then kill me. Large men. They got into my apartment.”

“And how did you handle that?”

“There was a fight. One of them came at me with a knife, so I took it away from him and killed him.”

Dink seemed to be frozen.

“Then the other guy came after me, and I killed him, too.”

“Why aren’t you in jail?”

“I didn’t commit a crime. I acted in self-defense. Dino Bacchetti and Stone Barrington saw that the whole business went away in a hurry.”

“What about the third guy?”

“That was Dattila. I took a long walk, and I thought about it. I decided that Dattila was going to send more men to kill me, if he was still around to do it, so I went down to the coffeehouse in the village where he did his business. I walked into the place and shot him twice in the head.”

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