Twisted (39 page)

Heather looked interested. “You mean,
Show-Off?
I'm dying to see that one!”

“Me, too.” Cindy nodded. “Diana and I were going to catch the midnight show, right after we got off work. And if we weren't too tired, we were going to go for the triple feature.
Show-Off
at midnight,
My Time
at two-fifteen, and
They All Ran Home
at three-thirty.”

“The theater's open that late?” Paul looked surprised as he walked over with his camera.

“They were running a special for the grand opening.” Diana explained. “Five dollars to get in, and you could stay all night.”

Paul glanced at his watch and started to grin. “What time was the first show supposed to start?”

“Nine forty-five,” Cindy answered his question. “And they were going to give out free popcorn.”

Paul turned on his camera and motioned to Cindy. “Go ahead, Cindy. Lead the way to the theater. I think you're all in for a big surprise.”

“T
he lights are on!” Diana stood in the lobby of the Crossroads Theater, and gazed up at rows of lights that lined the ceiling. “But none of us turned them on. How did that happen?”

Hal laughed at her shocked expression. “Relax, Diana. They're probably on a timer. A lot of businesses do that.”

“Come on. Let's go sit down in theater four.” Paul gestured for them to follow him. “That's where
Show-Off
is supposed to run.”

Cindy looked puzzled as they all trooped into theater four. But the minute she sat down, she turned to Diana with a grin. “I get it. Paul's doing another bumper card to show how isolated we are out here. He's going to tape us sitting in the Crossroads Theater, waiting for a movie that's not going to start.”

“Not quite.” Paul glanced at his watch again. “It's nine forty-four, and something should happen, right about . . . now!”

Cindy gasped as the lights began to dim. Then she turned to Paul in surprise. “How did you know that was going to happen?”

“Hal figured it out earlier. Everything's on a timer. Now watch and see what else is going to happen.”

“Oh, my God!” Cindy almost jumped out of her seat as the curtain rolled back, and the music began to play. She gasped again as the screen came alive with a commercial for popcorn, and she turned to Paul with alarm. “Someone's here, running the projector!”

“Relax, Cindy. Nobody else is here.” Paul sat down next to her and leaned back in his seat. “Most multi-plex theaters are run by computer. And the projectionist set everything up before we got snowbound. The movies'll run, right on schedule, until someone comes out here to reprogram the computer.”

“So we can watch movies all night!” Jay started grinning. “Let's hear it for Paul!”

Everyone clapped, and Larry shouted out, over the applause. “Nice going, Paul!”

“Hey.” Paul looked slightly embarrassed. “I didn't do anything except tell you to come here. But I do have one favor to ask . . .”

“Anything.” Cindy nodded eagerly. “What is it, Paul?”

Paul gestured toward the screen where a giant bowl of popcorn was revolving slowly, glistening with butter. “It's this popcorn commercial. It looks so good, I can almost taste it. Do you think you guys can figure out how to run the popcorn machine?”

 

They all watched
Show-Off
together, and when it was over, everyone trooped to the lobby to see if they could figure out how to run the popcorn machine. Cindy took one look at it, and started to grin. “It looks almost the same as the one we had in high school. And I used to make popcorn for the basketball games. Do you want me to try to make it work?”

“Sure. I'll help.” Diana hurried behind the counter and began searching for the popcorn. Luckily, it came in pre-measured bags and the machine had instructions printed on the side. In no time at all, they had buttered popcorn.

“But we need something to drink.” Heather found a stack of cups next to the soft drink machine, and put one under the spout. She pressed a button, and gave a little squeal as her cup filled up with orange drink and ice.

“Candy, anyone?” Hal dangled a ring of keys he'd found in a drawer in the manager's office. “One of these ought to unlock the snack case. We'd better write up a tab, though. We don't want to cheat the theater.”

“I'll do it.” Larry picked up a notebook and pen, and started to write down their names. “Who wants what?”

There was a flurry of activity as Hal unlocked the case and they all chose snacks for the next movie. Jay grinned as he grabbed a bag of gummy bears.

“You actually
like
those?” Diana looked shocked.

“They're my favorites, especially the red ones. What do you want?”

“Anything with chocolate. I'm a chocoholic. I love chocolate-covered caramels more than anything else in the world!”

“More than kisses?”

Jay was grinning at her, and Diana felt a blush rise to her face. “Uh . . . well . . .”

“Never mind.” Jay reached inside the snack case again. “You can have both. That way you don't have to choose. Which do you want first?”

“I . . . I don't know.” Diana glanced around. Thank goodness no one was eavesdropping on their conversation!

“I'll start you out with the caramels, and I'll give you the kisses in the middle of the movie . . . okay?”

“I . . . uh . . .” Diana was so embarrassed, she didn't know what to say. She glanced down at the candy Jay was holding in his hand, and then she blushed even more. He had a roll of chocolate covered caramels. And a big box of Hershey's Kisses.

“Oh.
Hershey's
Kisses!” Diana spoke without thinking. “I thought you were talking about . . . uh . . .”

Jay looked puzzled for a moment, but then he caught on and he started to laugh. Larry and Dave turned to look at them, and Diana wanted to sink right through the floor.

“Jay! Please stop!” Diana knew she looked just as desperate as she felt. “If you keep on, they're going to ask you why you're laughing!”

Jay chuckled as he led Diana into the theater. They took seats in the sixth row of the center section, and Diana sighed as she stared at the darkened screen. She was horribly embarrassed, but she had to know.

“Jay?” Diana looked up at him.

“Yes, Diana?”

“You won't tell, will you?”

Jay shook his head. “I promise I'll never say a word. But I might stoop to blackmailing you.”

“Blackmailing me?” Diana looked worried. “Exactly what do you mean?”

“If I keep your secret, you have to give me a kiss.”

“It's a deal.” Diana nodded quickly. She was so grateful that Jay had agreed not to tell, she was ready to give him anything he asked for. She reached down for the pile of candy on the seat and handed him the box of kisses. “Here. You can open it right now if you want to.”

Jay started to laugh again. Then he slipped his arm around Diana's shoulders, and pulled her close. “That's not what I had in mind, Di.”

“Oh!” Diana felt the heat rise to her face again. She felt terribly stupid for misunderstanding. “I . . . I . . .”

Jay held his finger to her lips, and Diana's heart started to pound very fast. Then she sighed as Jay leaned down and brushed his lips against hers.

At first it was just a light, friendly kiss, the kind her dates had given her at the door when they'd said good night. It felt wonderful, and Diana snuggled closer. Jay's lips were soft, but they were also firm, a strange contradiction that she'd never noticed when anyone else had kissed her. She pressed her lips a little harder against his, and closed her eyes as a delightful shiver rippled through her body.

Diana gave way to her instincts. Without any conscious thought, she reached up to wrap her arms around Jay's neck. He tightened his arms around her, and held her pressed close against him, so close she could feel his heart beat faster and faster as the kiss went on.

Now he was nibbling at her lips, little nips that made her gasp and open her lips slightly. Jay groaned, deep in his throat, and his kiss changed character. It was harder, and he took control of her mouth, probing with the tip of his tongue. It was warm and then hot, like a searing fire, and Diana felt a trembling sensation that started at her toes and rushed all the way up to the very top of her head.

It was impossible to think. Her mind was jumbled, her thoughts in a tangle. All she could do was feel as his fingers spread over her back, rubbing, caressing, making her skin tingle. And then her hands were moving, too, her fingers exploring the soft hair at the back of his neck.

Gradually, as if from a great distance, Diana heard a low noise. It swelled and grew, louder and louder, until she recognized what it was. Someone was clapping. No, it was more than one person. It sounded as if a whole rowdy crowd was applauding and cheering, whistling and stomping their feet.

Jay must have heard it, too, because he started to laugh. He gave her one last kiss, a light touch of his lips that promised much more at a later time, and then he let her go.

“Thank you.” Jay stood up and bowed. And then he pulled Diana to her feet.

“Oh, no!” Diana gasped as Jay turned her around. Cindy and Paul had taken seats behind them, and they were whistling and clapping.

“Encore, encore!” Cindy grinned at them. And then she pointed to Paul. “And just in case you want to relive these precious moments, we've got it all on tape.”

“You didn't!” Diana gave Paul a horrified look.

“No.” Paul smiled at her. “Cindy wanted me to, but I told her it wasn't fair to tape you when you thought you were alone.”

Diana sat back down. She was almost weak with relief. At least their kiss wouldn't be on the tape.

“Where's everyone else?” Jay sat down next to Diana, and put his arm around her shoulders.

“We all split up,” Cindy explained. “Larry went to see a Madonna movie, Hal decided he wanted to watch some sci-fi thing, and Dave's watching a thriller. Heather said she was going to hole up in theater six and relive her childhood. They're running Disney classics all night.”

“Are you staying here with us?” Diana turned to Cindy.

“No, but we'll meet in the lobby right after the next movie is over. Paul wants to see
Guts.
That's the new war flick with Mel Gibson. If you need us, we'll be in theater three.”

As Cindy and Paul left, Diana tried not to laugh. Cindy hated war movies with a passion. She thought they justified senseless killing. She'd told Diana she'd rather die than go to a movie that glorified war. But she'd been all smiles as she'd left to see
Guts
with Paul.

Jay turned to Diana with a frown. “I don't get it. Cindy hates war movies.”

“Right.”

“But she's going to see a war movie with Paul?”

Diana grinned at him. “Right. With Paul.”

“I see.” Jay nodded slowly. “The movie doesn't matter, but Paul does.”

Just then the giant bowl of popcorn disappeared, and the preview for the main feature came on, a western called
Powder Horn.

“Oh, good! A western!” Jay looked delighted for a moment, but then he turned to Diana. “Wait a second. We got the wrong theater. You wanted to see
My Time.”

Diana shrugged. “That's all right. We can catch it later. Let's watch this one.”

“Okay . . . if you're sure. Do you like westerns?”

“Not really.”

“Then why don't we go to . . .” Jay stopped, and began to grin. “The movie doesn't matter, but I do?”

“You got it!” Diana grinned, and snuggled up very close as they began to watch the movie.

D
ave held his breath as the gorgeous blonde opened the basement door, and started down the steps.
Fatal Vacation
wasn't really that scary, but he came embarrassingly close to screaming as the axe murderer hurtled out of the shadows. Of course it didn't really matter if he screamed. That was one of the advantages of being alone in theater five. He could talk back to the characters on the screen, and no one would tap him on the shoulder to complain that he was spoiling the movie for them. He could boo when something dumb happened, and he could cheer when the hero saved his girlfriend. He could change seats as many times as he wanted, and he could even stand up in the front row if he needed to stretch his legs. If he wanted to smoke, he could light up. If he felt like drinking, he could have a cold sixpack right next to him on the seat. And if he had a girl with him, they could even . . .

Dave groaned out loud. He really shouldn't think about that. He'd only get frustrated. Diana was with Jay, Cindy was with Paul, and the only girl left was Heather. There was no way that Dave wanted to get mixed up with Heather. She was still dumping on guys, just like she'd done in high school.

Thinking about Heather made Dave feel a little guilty. He really shouldn't have brought up all that old stuff from high school. His psych professor had said it was healthy to vent your anger, but not at someone else's expense. Sure, he'd apologized, but he shouldn't have jumped all over her in front of everyone else. Heather couldn't really help the way she was. A child's personality developed early, and Heather had been pampered since the day she was born. She was Daddy's little girl, and she'd always had everything she'd ever wanted. Heather still thought she could have everything she wanted. And right now, she wanted Jay.

Dave sighed. He really felt sorry for Heather. He could see the writing on the wall, and he knew she was in for a shock. Heather still believed she could get Jay back, but she couldn't. He'd seen Jay and Diana together, and there was real chemistry between them. Heather might not know it, but she had lost. What would she do when she found out?

Dave considered the various options. Heather might cope by using denial, telling herself that she hadn't really wanted Jay in the first place. She could also rationalize the whole thing by saying that if Jay was interested in someone like Diana, he wasn't the man she'd thought he was. But what if Heather couldn't cope with Jay's rejection? What would happen then? She could become terribly depressed, perhaps even suicidal. If that happened, she'd need help.

There was a smile on Dave's face as he contemplated how grateful Heather would be when he offered to help her. He'd no longer be the guy she'd turned down when she was in high school. He'd be her dearest friend, and she would see him in a totally new light. She might even experience transference.

Dave's smile grew wider. Transference was a psychological term referring to the special kind of relationship that often existed between a psychologist and his patient. Heather would come to think of him as the most important person in her life. And he would be. Perhaps she'd even grow to love him, just like he'd loved her all these years.

There was a scream, and Dave was rudely snapped out of his fantasy. The blonde looked terrified as she faced the axe murderer, and Dave felt her panic as he stared at the evil glint in the madman's eyes. The scene was so real, he actually shouted. “Don't just stand there! Run for your life!”

It was almost as if the blonde had heard him, because she whirled around and started to run. There was a chase through a parking lot, the madman slashing at her with his axe. But this was no ordinary dumb blonde. She crawled under a tarp on a pickup truck, and hid there while he passed by.

The scene switched to police headquarters where a handsome man was trying to convince a grizzled police sergeant that his girlfriend was in terrible danger. Dave tuned out, and leaned back in his seat again, reaching out for a handful of popcorn. It was a real kick watching this movie all by himself. It was his private showing and they were running it just for him.

Now the blonde was back on the screen, peeking out through the tarp at the parking lot. The axe murderer was still out there, lying in wait by the side of a camper, but she didn't know it. She started to wiggle out from under the tarp and Dave shivered. He loved thrillers, but it gave him a creepy feeling to be the only one in the darkened theater. Every sound was magnified, and he felt as if he were actually part of the movie.

“Don't do it! He's right by that camper!” Dave shouted out another warning, but this time the blonde didn't listen. She dropped to the pavement, and began to inch her way past the parked cars, straight for the camper where the madman was hiding.

The music began to build, and Dave held his breath. Then the madman jumped out, and the blonde screamed. They'd probably cast her for her ability to scream. It was the best movie scream Dave had ever heard.

“Run!” Dave knew he was being ridiculous by shouting instructions at the blonde on the screen, but this movie was getting to him. He could feel his heart pounding in fear as the blonde whirled and ran toward the building. She tried one door, but it was locked. And then another. And another. The fourth door opened, and she slipped inside, locking it quickly behind her.

But the maniac killer had seen her duck into the building! He tugged at the door for a moment, and then hurled himself at the wooden surface. No luck. The door held firm. Dave knew what was coming, but he still gasped as the mad killer picked up his axe, and swung it at the door with a horrible thud.

Wood splintered as the madman repeatedly struck the door with his axe. The blonde stared at the shattering door for a moment and then she turned to run. Dave could see that she was in an empty theater, a theater a lot like this one. She emerged from behind the darkened screen, and raced for the seats to huddle down behind them as the madman battered at the wooden door. The lock wouldn't keep him out for very long. The maniac was chopping the door into matchsticks.

Dave glanced behind him. The blonde on the screen was hiding behind the seventh row, exactly where he was sitting. He clenched his fists and resisted the urge to actually get up and run as the door splintered, and the murderer hurtled into the theater.

There was an ominous undertone to the music now. It was growing louder and louder, and Dave actually covered his eyes and peeked out through his fingers as the madman approached the back of the screen. He knew it was only a movie, but the setting was so real, Dave felt as if he was in terrible danger.

The madman wasn't after him. He wanted the blonde. Dave tried to remember that, as the insane killer came closer and closer, his demented expression filling the screen.

The axe whistled down with a mighty force, and Dave gasped. But it struck the back of the screen, slitting it neatly. The blonde was whimpering, huddling beneath the seat, and Dave felt like whimpering, too.

And then the killer was there, coming up the aisle, stalking his prey. Dave hunched down in his seat, and winced as he came closer and closer. He was almost at the seventh row now, the row where he was sitting. And then the movie became reality as Dave felt the killer's heavy hand on his shoulder.

Dave screamed as loud as he could. He was too scared to run, but his head swiveled around and his eyes were wide with fright. And then he came back to the real world with a rush as he saw one of the guys in a Santa suit, standing behind him.

“Jesus! You scared the hell out of me!” Dave's voice was shaking. “What are you doing in that suit, anyway?”

“Ho, ho, ho!” Santa smiled, and shook his head.

“Oh, I get it. You got bored watching movies, and you decided to walk around to all the theaters and make a personal appearance. Is that right?”

“Ho, ho, ho!”

Santa just kept smiling, and Dave smiled back. “Okay . . . let me see if I can figure out who you are. Jay?”

Santa was still smiling, but he shook his head. Dave tried again. “Larry?”

Again, Santa shook his head. Dave nodded, and began to laugh. “Hal! I should have known it! You look good in that suit, guy!”

But Santa shook his head again, and Dave frowned. “Paul? What did you do? Get tired of taping and try on one of our suits?”

“Ho, ho, ho!”

Santa was clearly amused at Dave's failure to identify him, but Dave was beginning to get freaked. Then he remembered the girls, and he started to grin. One of them had decided to get in the act and put on a Santa suit. With all that padding, and the mustache and beard, a girl could play Santa and no one would know it.

The lights in the theater were dim, and Dave couldn't really tell who it was, but he decided that Cindy was the most likely candidate. She'd told him that she hated her elf costume. And she was always claiming that women could do anything that men could do. It would be just like Cindy to dress up in one of their Santa suits to prove that she could play Santa as well as a guy.

“You're right, Cindy.” Dave grinned as he nodded. “You make a perfect Santa. You've got the voice down perfectly. And that's why you won't say anything except
Ho, ho, ho .
. . right?”

But Santa's head shook from side to side, and Dave raised his eyebrows. “You're not Cindy?”

Again, Santa indicated that Dave was wrong, and Dave gave a deep sigh. “Okay . . . if you're not Cindy, you have to be . . . Diana!”

The minute he said it, Dave knew he was right. Jay had probably talked Diana into dressing up in his costume to see if she could fool them. And she had. She made a perfect Santa.

“Did you go to any of the other theaters?” Dave grinned as Santa indicated no. “So I'm the guinea pig, huh? You figured if you could get by me, you could fool everybody else. Come on, Diana. Take off the wig. I know it's you.”

“Ho, ho, ho!” Santa laughed again, and indicated that Dave was wrong. “Ho, ho, ho!”

“Okay. You're not Diana.” Dave began to grin. If Santa wasn't Diana, there was only one person left. “You really fooled me, Heather. But why are
you
playing Santa? I thought you really got off on being the Christmas Angel.”

“Ho, ho, ho!”

Santa shook his head again, and Dave frowned deeply. “Now, wait a minute. There's only eight of us out here. If you're not one of us, who the hell are you?!”

“Ho, ho, ho!”

This time, Santa's voice sounded very ominous, and Dave began to feel the first stirrings of panic. Santa was standing very close to him, so close that he seemed ready to pounce. There was a horrible scream from the loudspeakers. The maniac axe murderer had found the blonde, but Dave didn't dare glance at the screen, not with Santa grinning at him. It was an evil grin, a grin that scared Dave so much, he would have bolted from his seat and run for his life if he'd been able to get past the looming figure of Santa.

“Hey, whoever you are, you look great.” Dave knew he was babbling, but he couldn't help it. He had to keep Santa talking until he could figure out some way to escape. He sat up a little straighter in his seat, and wondered if he was fast enough to leap over the row of seats.

Dave took a deep breath, all prepared to chance it. And then, before he could move a muscle, Santa turned on his heel and walked back up the aisle again, going out through the exit.

“Jesus!” Dave let out his breath in a shuddering sigh of relief. His knees were shaking, and he was dripping sweat. The Santa he'd seen had really scared him.

The blonde was screaming on the screen again, and Dave felt like screaming, too. Some nut had waltzed right into the theater, dressed up in a Santa suit. He wasn't sure what the strange Santa had wanted, but it couldn't be good.

The blonde screamed again as Dave pulled himself to his feet. Her beautiful blue eyes were wide with horror, but it seemed insignificant now that Dave realized that the Santa he'd seen wasn't one of their group.

As Dave hurried up the aisle, the music built to a swelling crescendo, but Dave didn't turn to look back. The movie was tame compared to what was actually happening out here at the mall!

Santa was nowhere in sight as Dave peeked out the exit. The lights were on in the lobby, and he could see that no one was there. The thought of walking across the lobby made his knees start to shake again. Santa could be hiding behind the refreshment counter, or lurking in one of the alcoves that lined the walls. What if Santa jumped out to tackle him as he walked by? The thought scared him half to death.

Dave took a deep breath and prepared to move. He couldn't stay here, hiding in the theater like some kind of coward. There was safety in numbers, and he was all alone. He had to get them all together so that they could search for this weird Santa, and find out who he was and what he wanted.

Where should he go first? Dave tried to remember what movies they'd all decided to watch. Larry had gone to the Madonna movie, but that was playing in theater one, all the way across the lobby. Cindy and Paul had said they were going to watch
Guts,
but that was in theater three and it also meant he'd have to walk across the lobby, alone. Hal was watching some sci-fi thing, and Dave had no idea where that was playing. And Jay and Diana had left without mentioning which movie they'd chosen.

Heather. Dave's face turned white as he realized that Heather was all alone in theater six. Santa could be in there right now, terrorizing her. It was up to him. He had to save the woman he loved. And he did love Heather, despite her faults. He'd loved her for years and she didn't even know it!

The thought of Heather screaming in fear drove Dave nearly insane. He didn't need the others. He'd save her himself.

Dave took a deep breath, and opened the door all the way. No one in sight. He was about to step out to head for theater six, when all the lights in the lobby went out. The only illumination came from the very front of the lobby, where it faced the mall. But Dave was at the back, where the shadows were deep and menacing.