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Authors: Jane Yolen

Troll Bridge

 

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To Heidi, because every writer needs a great reader, and to Jonathan, because every writer needs a great editor

—
J. Y.

To Betsy, who, despite my being the occasional troll, has been, and always will be, my princess

—A. S.

 

“Prince Charming Comes” was first printed as a poem in
Storyteller
, a collection by Jane Yolen (NESFA Press, 1992) and recorded as a song © 1995 by The Flash Girls on
Maurice and I
(Fabulous Records).

From the Authors

We have relied on two famous fairy tales for this book, “The Three Billy Goats Gruff” and “The Twelve Dancing Princesses,” as well as assorted troll legends.

“The Three Billy Goats Gruff” is a Norwegian story, and the version everyone knows best was collected in 1845 by Peter Christen Asbjornsen and Jorgen Moe, though similar stories have been found in other countries and cultures. Basically a trickster tale, it shows the trolls to be large, mean, and stupid. Or at least pretty slow.

Trolls (especially as we show them here) are of Scandinavian extraction. So what better place to set them down than in the American Midwest, where many Swedes and Norwegians settled in the middle and later years of the nineteenth century. As Adam lives in Minneapolis, he is able to speak firsthand of the cultural heritage there. This includes the real Dairy Princesses, whose heads are sculpted in butter, a Minnesota tradition. However, if you have a map handy, do not waste your time looking for Vanderby. While Minneapolis, the Twin Cities, and Duluth are all real places, we made up Vanderby, its river, and the stone bridge. The name Vanderby is a cobbled-together Norwegian word meaning something like
Waterbridge
or
Watergate.

We started with the “Three Billy Goats Gruff” and then decided to add the Dairy Princesses to the mix for some more excitement. For that bit, we have relied on the Grimm story of “The Twelve Dancing Princesses,” a story known under several other names as well, such as “The Worn Shoes” and “The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces.” Sometimes the folk story is about one princess who wears out twelve pairs of shoes but more often, the story is of twelve girls, three nights, and an assortment of doomed princes who try to rescue them. The story probably goes back to the seventeenth century and is most often found in central Europe.

As for the Scandinavian Fossegrim (Foé-say-grim), he is considered a guardian spirit of waterfalls and an expert harper or fiddler who is also—when he feels like it—a master music teacher. It's said he can play music to make graybeards leap up dancing from the hearthside and to bring milk to a maiden's breast. Messy, that. But his teaching comes at a price, for he is a trickster, and his help is unreliable.

1 · Dairy Princess

And he was singing:

What's better than a butter girl?

Badder than my better girl.

Best when I'm not buttered up as well.

What's better than a butter girl?

Badder than my better girl.

Best that I just take them all to Hell.

 

—Words and music by Jakob and Erik Griffson, from
Troll Bridge

 

 

 

Radio WMSP: 10:00
A.M.

“So, Jim, here it is, another Monday morning, and we have twelve new Dairy Princesses. But I hear this year is a bit different than other years.”

“Why yes, Katie, quite a bit different. This year we have the usual crop of star athletes and straight-A students, ready to promote the dairy industry throughout the five-state area. But there's also Moira Darr, a genuine prodigy.”

“A prodigy, Jim? How so?”

“She's sixteen and performs with the Minnesota Orchestra. First chair harpist. She's international concert rank, and local composers have been lining up to write pieces for her. Her parents have said she has to finish high school before they'll let her turn professional, though.”

“Well, good for them! And what is she like, young Moira Darr?”

“[Laughs.] Pretty, as you'd expect. Long blond hair. Startling blue eyes. But she's also very strong-minded and outspoken.”

“Guess she'd have to be, Jim, working alongside adults as she does. Holding her own, don't you know.”

“Yep. When I told her she looked and played like an angel, she quoted some famous musician, saying: ‘To play like an angel, you have to work like the devil.'”

“That's good. I'll have to remember that. But I hear there's more than just young Ms. Darr that makes this year's Dairy Princesses unique.”

“You can say that again. As you know, Katie, every year, the princesses get likenesses of themselves carved in butter that are displayed in the Agriculture Building at the State Fair.”

“I saw them, Jim, and a lovely presentation it was, too. Remind us what happens after the State Fair.”

“Well, normally, the butter sculptures are driven to Vanderby, a small town near Duluth, where they are left on the Trollholm Bridge.”

“Why?”

“No one knows. Or at least no one's telling. Those folks in Vanderby … [Laughs.]”

“Now, Jim, I come from near there. [Laughs.]”

“Sorry, no offense meant.”

“None taken, Jim. But you were saying…”

“Displaying the butter heads at the State Fair has been a tradition since 1965. But residents of Vanderby say that leaving the butter heads at the bridge goes back years before that. Even back to the days when the first Scandinavian immigrants settled in Minnesota.”

“They had Dairy Princesses back then?”

“They had sculptures in butter back then, Katie. The Dairy Princesses only go back to the 1930s.”

“So the princess butter heads have been going on for, let's see, over seventy years at least. Every year?”

“Every year till this one.”

“So this year was different?”

“Very different, Katie. Feign McGuigan, a real estate magnate from the East Coast, felt the nearly one thousand pounds of melting butter on the bridge was a danger to the sportfishing industry. He, and his eight-million-dollar campaign chest, won a seat as mayor of Vanderby, and eliminating the annual butter deposit has been his only executive action to date.”

“Out of curiosity, what was his opponent's campaign budget?”

“Twelve hundred dollars. And he said that was stretching it.”

“Thanks, Jim. We'll have more on that story as it develops. Now here's Bob with sports.”

1

Moira

The regular Tuesday rehearsal had taken longer than planned because the trombone section had made a hash of their parts. It was already four thirty and Moira was furious. She banged her fist on the steering wheel. She was supposed to be in Vanderby by seven
and
in her Dairy Princess finery. Yet here she was, not even out of the Twin Cities, fighting traffic, and still in her jeans.

Trombonists are the worst!
she thought. Then she spoke her anger aloud: “If I can practice a full solo to perfection while going to high school—carrying a 4.0 average, too—they should be able to get their lives together enough to learn twenty bars properly.”

Making a face at one of the drivers who was trying to edge in ahead of her, Moira cursed under her breath. She'd never say any such thing aloud. At sixteen and in an adult profession, she'd learned to use her niceness well. Outspoken—but said sweetly. That was the way to do it. However, this day wasn't going as planned. And Moira preferred things to go the way they were written down in her schedule book.

Easing out onto Route 35W, she slipped a rehearsal tape of her solo into the tape deck, and listened critically as she drove. There was one run that still gave her a bit of trouble, though she doubted anyone—not even the conductor—had noticed. But of course she knew.
And who else counts, after all?

Suddenly, she remembered she hadn't phoned her parents, so reluctantly, she pulled over onto the grass and stopped the car. Her part of the driving-alone bargain was to stay in touch.
And really,
she thought,
they aren't asking much.

She turned on the phone, which she'd turned off during rehearsal. Orchestra policy insisted on it. And they were right. Nothing worse than ten different cell phones going off while the musicians were wrestling with a difficult passage. Since it was orchestra policy, her parents couldn't complain.

She glanced at the readout. Yes—three messages, all from her mother. She'd better call before her father got the police involved.
Stage parents can sometimes be the worst,
she thought. Especially her parents.

Her mother picked up on the first ring. Moira started talking before her mother said hello. It was better if she didn't let her mother get a word in.

“Just leaving the city, Mom,” she said. “Got a late start. Not my fault. You wouldn't believe how bad the trombones were. We had to go over their stuff eight times. Eight! Really! What a mess. Maestro was not amused.” Of course no one called him Maestro except as a joke. “And they wanted to put me behind the strings.
Behind!
I reminded Maestro that my contract called for me to be between the winds and the strings so I can hear. Good contract. Thanks, Mom.” She could almost see her mother smiling at that.

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