Authors: Mike Lupica
“But he's going to be able to walk okay.”
“Yes.”
“You promise?”
“Cross my heart.”
“Do it,” Danny said.
She stepped back, wrote a big
T
on the front of her sweater. “Now you go let your father get you all ready for the big game,” she said.
Richie Walker's eyes were closed, and for a minute Danny thought he might be sleeping, even though the nurse had said he was awake, he'd just had an early lunch. But when the door closed, Richie opened his eyes, saw who it was, and smiled, though pretty weakly.
Somehow, Danny thought, the cast on his dad's leg, going all the way to his hip, seemed even bigger than it had the last time he had visited him. And there seemed to be even more tubes than before. Even the bed seemed to have grown in the last couple of days.
All of it seeming to swallow up his dad.
Richie said, “Hey, Coach.”
“Hey, Coach,” Danny said.
“C'mon over closer, let me see you. Sometimes these pain pills give me such a jolt I feel like I've got the sun in my eyes all of a sudden.”
Danny was wearing an old orange Syracuse sweatshirt his dad had given him a couple of years ago; Danny didn't like to wear it that often, mostly because he still hadn't grown into it.
But he figured he'd go with something from Syracuse today, the last place his dad still felt like the king of the world in basketball.
“Where's your mom?”
“She said she was going to have coffee. She's probably got one of the doctors against a wall, trying to get stuff out of him.”
Richie said, “If I don't get out of here soon, they're going to make her chief of staff.”
“She's pretty good at bossing people in that quiet way she has.”
“Tell me about it,” Richie said.
“We're on our way to the game,” Danny said.
“You ready?”
Danny laughed, he couldn't help himself. “Heck no.”
“You'll be fine.”
“Easy for you to say,” Danny said.
Richie moved his head from side to side on the pillow. “Nothing's easy for me to say these days. Not even, good morning.”
Danny said, “I'm just worried that if I worry too much about coaching, I won't be worrying enough about playing. Which makes me worry that I won't be able to handle either job too well.”
“That's way too much worrying over one travel basketball game,” his dad said. “Just play. The rest of it will take care of itself.”
“But what if I have the wrong guys out there? Or forget to get everybody enough time? You want another one? What ifâ”
“Daniel Walker?”
“What?” Danny had nearly what-if 'd himself out of breath.
“Shut your piehole.”
“I'm just sayingâ”
“Shut your piehole
now.”
He did.
Thinking: At least now you sound like my dad.
“Let me ask you something, bud: Who would you rather be todayâyou or me?”
Danny looked down and studied the toe of his left LeBron. “Me,” he said, without looking up.
“Maybe I told you this before, maybe not, I can't remember anything anymore. But listen up now: There isn't an adult who'll be in the gym today who wouldn't change places with you in a freaking heartbeat. You, or Big Matt, or Miss Colby. Or Will. You got that?”
He studied his right toe now. “Got it.”
“Do you really get it?”
“Yes,” Danny said.
“Good. Because if you put all this dumb pressure on yourself, then it means your mom was right the first night, her precious little boy can't handle this, boo freaking hoo.”
Really
sounding like his old dad now, the one who could cut you in half with a single word.
“The other players? They
want
to follow you today. They'll be watching
you.
If you look like the whole thing makes you want to wet your pants, they're gonna want to do the same.”
For some reason, Danny turned around, as if he could feel someone watching them. And there, in the window that faced out to the hall, the drapes just open enough for him to see her, was his mom. Not wanting to interrupt by walking in on them. But pointing at her watch, like they had to get going soon.
“It's your ball today,” Richie said. “Your game. So don't worry about the rest of thatâ¦stuff.”
Danny said, “You can say the s-word in front of me, Dad. Or any of the other biggies. It's not like I haven't heard them before. Or used them myself.”
Then Richie smiled and used a whole bunch of biggies in one sentence, telling him what he should do with all his worries and what he wanted the Warriors to do to Kirkland.
Then he motioned for Danny to come close, like he wanted to whisper something, and kissed him on the cheek.
“Don't do it for anybody except yourself,” he said. “Make yourself proud today.”
Danny said, “I love you, Dad.”
With his good hand, Richie gave him a little shove. “Beat it now,” he said.
As Danny opened the door, he heard him say, “I love you, too, bud.”
Danny turned back around then, smiling, trying to remember the last time he'd heard his dad say that.
“Remember the team rules,” Richie said. “Play hard. Have fun. Shoot if you're open.”
“If you're not,” Danny said, “pass it to somebody who
is
open.”
“And I want to add one more, just for today.”
Danny waited.
“Beat Kirkland's ass,” his dad said.
T
HE
W
ARRIORS WERE THE ONES GETTING THEIR BUTTS HANDED TO THEM
.
Total nightmare from the start.
Richie Walker had told Danny one time about what he said was the old coaches' nightmare. He said he'd heard it from a little guy who used to coach St. John's, one Richie called Coach Looie, at a dinner one time right before the Big East tournament.
“It's like a school nightmare you'll get someday, even when you're not in school anymore,” Richie said. “It's one where you have to take a test, only you're scared out of your pants because you haven't been to class all semester. This is the basketball version. The coach wakes up with the heebie-jeebies in the middle of the night because his team is playing this game and, no matter what he tries, they can't make a single basket.”
Danny was the twelve-year-old coach having the old coaches' nightmare now against Kirkland.
Only problem was, it was real.
The Warriors couldn't score a single basket.
The whole first quarter.
Kirkland 10, Warriors 0.
“I'm going to be the first coach to ever get shut out for a whole game,” Danny said to Will with five seconds left in the quarter, while Kirkland's best player, Bud Sheedy, was making the first of two free throws.
Sheedy was a tall sandy-haired kid, taller than everybody else on his team, who was a lot like Ty, which meant he wasn't really a guard, or forward, or center.
He was another cool basketball kid whose real position was just basketball player.
“Well,” Will said, “I
have
been telling people all week that you were going to make history.”
Danny was playing tight; they
all
were. Will had missed at least three wide-open shots he would normally knock down. Colby fumbled the ball so much trying to bring it up against the press she reminded Danny of someone trying to play basketball wearing the kind of floppy oven mitts his mom would wear in the kitchen sometimes.
Every time there was a chance for the Warriors to get a rebound, Bud Sheedy was making Matt Fitzgerald look like he was the one who was fifty-six inches tall. Same with Michael Harden. Same with Oliver Towne.
Danny called his first time-out when it was 6â0, after they'd played just over four minutes.
“Everybody relax,” he said in the huddle. “And when I say everybody, I'm talking to myself, too. Okay?”
“Roger that,” Will said. “The way things are going, we figured it was only a matter of time before you started talking to yourself.”
Danny heard some stifled laughs, as if they didn't know whether that was allowed or not.
“See, Will's starting to relax already,” Danny said. “And listen, no lie, there's a long way to go.”
Colby Danes said, “That's what I'm afraid of.”
“We are gonna come back in this stupid game,” Danny said. “For now, let's try to change the zone a little, make it more of the two-on-two my dad usually has us play. Maybe that will slow down these scumweasels.”
On their way back out on the court, Will said, “Scum
weasels
?”
Danny said, “I didn't want to say scumwads in front of Colby.”
The only thing keeping the Warriors in the game was that except for Bud Sheedy, no one was doing much scoring for Kirkland, either. But even after the time-out, the Warriors still couldn't make anything. When Matt picked up his third foul a couple of minutes into the second quarter, just to make matters worse than they were already, Kirkland had stretched out its lead to 14â0.
Danny called another time-out after Matt got his third, just to get him the heck out of there, afraid that if he left him in for even another minute, he might foul out by halftime.
They all gathered around him in the huddleâplayers, his mom with her clipboard, Tess with her scorebookâand waited for him to say something brilliant, or maybe inspirational.
Nothing came out of his mouth.
For one quick second, he felt so helplessâthe way you do when some bigger kid gets you down on the playground and you can't move or even breatheâhe thought he might cry.
He didn't, just because there was a part of him that knew it would go on his Permanent Record forever, worse than any black mark any teacher could put in there: How Danny Walker tried to coach the team and started crying.
The best he could do, finally, was: “Okay, listen up.”
All he had.
He looked around at some of the faces, staring at him, waiting for the boy coach to start coaching. Only he still didn't have the words. Like he was the one with the whole game sitting on his chest.
Then, from behind him, he heard: “You guys are doing this all wrong.”
Danny was on his knees in the middle of the huddle. He craned his neck around and saw Ty Ross standing there behind Oliver Towne and Michael Harden.
Ty said, “I played against Buddy Sheedy all summer in this camp league we have out at the beach.”
They all turned to look at Ty now. Danny didn't even wonder about what he was doing here; he was just thrilled that someone seemed to know what he was talking about.
Ty said to Danny, “You've got to box-and-one him. That's what teams always do against me.” He grinned. “It even works against me sometimes.”
Danny had two thoughts, one right on top of another. One was that Ty was right about the box-and-one. The second was: How come
I
didn't think of that?
Box-and-one. One guy playing man-to-man against Bud Sheedy. Everybody else in a packed-in zone.
Ty said, “Put Will on him. Buddy's got the height. But Will can dog him all over the place.” He gave Will a playful shove. “Maybe even talk to him a little bit.”
Will said, “I think I can handle that.”
The ref, Tony, their regular guy, poked his head past Ty and said to Ali Walker, “Fifteen seconds, ma'am.”
Danny said, “Okay. Matt, I changed my mind, I'm keeping you in. Oliver, you play down low in the zone with Matt. Will, you've got Buddy, follow him to the bathroom if you have to. Colby, you sit for a minute. Bren, you're bringing it up with me.”
They all put their hands in the middle and yelled “DEE-fense!”
As they broke the huddle Danny said to Ty, “You busy?”
Ty shook his head.
Colby was sitting on the folding chair next to Tess and Ali Walker. Danny motioned for her to move over one.
“Have a seat,” Danny said. “I'm deputizing you.”
Will didn't care where the ball was when Bud Sheedy didn't have it. He just went wherever Sheedy went, like he had blinders on. And whenever the two of them were anywhere near Danny, he could hear Will talking to Bud, as if they were sitting together on the bus.
After one play when the refs couldn't decide who'd knocked the ball out of bounds, Danny went over and stood next to the Warriors' bench area.
“Will's gotta be careful he doesn't go too far,” Ty said, “trash-talking really isn't allowed in the Tri-Valley League.”
“He's not really talking smack,” Danny said. “He's just talking.”
Ty said, “About what? I'm too far away to hear.”
“When they went by me a minute ago, I heard him saying something about the Knicks' playoff chances,” Danny said.
It was 14â8 by then. Will had finally shut up long enough to make two open shots. Danny had put Colby back in for Oliver. Colby scored. Danny had assisted on all three baskets. Then he broke away for a layup when his guy thought he was going to pass to Colby again.
When Kirkland called time-out, Danny said to Ty, “The defense is working.”
“So far.”
Ali Walker said, “Is it really called the boxcar-and-one?”
At the same time, Danny and Ty said, “
Box-
and-one.”
“Well,” Ali Walker said, “I think boxcar is more vivid.”
“Mom,” Danny said, “we're trying to work here.”
Ty said, “If Will starts to get tired, go to the triangle-and-two, and you help out.”
Bud Sheedy started to get frustrated now, even complaining to the ref one time about Will's relentless chatter. He finally threw up a long hook shot, more in frustration than anything else. He seemed as surprised as anybody in the gym when it went in. Now it was 16â8, Kirkland. But Danny took the inbounds pass and beat everybody down the court and fed Colby for the layup that made it 16â10. Then Matt Fitzgerald shocked everybody by making two straight free throws for the first time all year. 16â12.
Right before the horn sounded to end the half, the Warriors had a three-on-two break: Danny with the ball in the middle, Will on his left, Colby on his right. He passed to Will, who seemed to have a step on his guy. But the guy got in front of him. Will passed it back to Danny.
It was as if the ball barely touched Danny's hands.
He half passed it, half slapped it to Colby, who made another layup.
Kirkland 16, Warriors 14.
Whole half to go.
Game on.
Danny took them all out into the hallway at halftime. After his mom passed out the Gatorade bottles and the oranges she'd cut into perfect wedges, he said, “Anybody got anything to say?”
“I've got to save my voice for Buddy Boy,” Will said. He ran a hand through his thick hair. Danny was surprised, as usual, that the hand could make it all the way through in one shot. “He still won't tell me whether he thinks Hilary Duff is hotter than Britney, by the way.”
Ali Walker said, “Will honey? You could make prisoners of war talk.”
Danny said, “Will, you just keep doing that mad thing you're doing to him. On account of, it's working. Matt, remember: No fouls. If you don't have a clear path to the rebound, forget it. None of that reaching-over crap.” He gave a quick sideways look at his mom. “Sorry, Mom,” he said.
“That's Coach Mom,” she said. “I can take it.”
Then he told Bren that the guy guarding him was backing off, and that Bren might get more shots in the second half than he'd gotten all season.
“Cool,” Bren Darcy said.
Then Danny looked over at Ty. “You got anything?”
Ty said, “Just remember: The only other guy on the team besides Buddy who can hurt you is the kid up front who's almost as big as Buddy. I forget his name. He doesn't get to shoot much, but he can make an open shot. So Matt, you've got to keep an eye out for him down low.”
Matt said, “He smells.”
“But that doesn't mean he can't make an open shot,” Danny said.
Matt said, “No, I mean he really
smells
.”
Tess said, “Well, on
that
manly-man note.”
They were all standing around Danny then. “I'm gonna tell you all the last thing my dad told me today when I went to see him,” Danny said. “Beat Kirkland'sâ”
“Daniel,” his mom said.
“âbutts,” Danny said.
Matt picked up his fourth foul halfway through the third quarter, doing exactly what Danny had told him
not
to do, going over the top trying to take a rebound away from the smelly kid.
Danny took him out and put Oliver Towne in the middle of the triangle, between Colby and Bren. Will was handling Bud Sheedy most of the time, Danny coming over to help out when he could, which meant any time he wasn't afraid that he was leaving about three guys wide open.
Six minutes into the third quarter, the game was tied at 24.
All of a sudden Colby Danesâthe one Richie Walker had called the basketball girl of Danny's dreamsâcouldn't miss. She made the first three shots she tried in the second half, two from the outside, one of them
way
outside, the other one over Bud Sheedy after she took a rebound away from him and got an easy put-back.
Every time she made a basket, she'd jump a little higher in the air and her smile would get a little bigger, and then she'd go bounding down the court like a colt, ponytail bobbing behind her.
It didn't take great powers of observation to notice that Bud Sheedy and the rest of the Kirkland Comets liked having a girl show them upâfor the time being, anywayâabout as much as they would have liked wearing her clothes.
Then, just like that, as if somebody had accidentally switched off the power, both teams seemed to stop scoring. It went on over the rest of the third quarter and into the fourth. It was either really good defense causing it, or really bad offense. Or maybe a combination of the two. By the time there were five minutes to go, the game was still tied, 28â28, and as excited as Danny was, as they
all
were, about having a chance to win, he was worried that Will was getting tired. So he replaced him on Bud Sheedy with Michael Harden.