Trainspotting (12 page)

– Nae cunt's in, or if they are, they arenae answerin the fuckin phone, he told them.

– Ah hope the fucker husnae absconded wi the fuckin loot, Peasbo laughed, but it was an uneasy laugh, the first open acknowledgement of a collective unspoken fear.

– Better no huv. Cannae stick a cunt thit rips oaf his mates, Lenny snarled.

– Whin ye think aboot it though, it's Granty's poppy. He kin spend it oan whit he likes, Jackie said.

They looked at him with bemused belligerence. Eventually Lenny spoke.

– Away ye fuckin go.

– In a wey though, the cunt won it fair n square. Ah ken what we agreed. Build up a big kitty wi the club money tae add a bit ay spice tae the caird games. Then divvi up. Ah ken aw that. Aw ah'm sayin is thit in the eyes ay the law. . . Jackie explained his position. – It's aw oor poppy!

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Lenny snapped. – Granty kens the fuckin Hampden roar.

– Ah ken that. Aw ah'm sayin is thit in the eyes ay the law...

– Shut yir fuckin mooth ya stirrin cunt, Billy interjected, – wir no talkin aboot the eyes ay the fuckin law here. Wir talkin aboot mates. If it wis up tae the eyes ay the fuckin law you'd huv nae furniture in yir hoose ya gypo cunt.

Lenny nodded approvingly at Billy.

– Wir jumpin tae fuckin conclusions here. Might be a perfectly good reason as tae why the cunt isnae here. Mibbe he's goat held up, Naz suggested, his pock–marked face taut and tense.

– Mibhe some cunt's mugged the cunt n taken the poppy, Jackie said.

– Nae cunt wid try tae mug Granty. He's the kind ay cunt thit mugs cunts, no gits mugged fae thum. If he comes in here pullin a stunt like that, ah'Il tell um whair tae fuckin go. Lenny was in a state of some anxiety. This was the club money they were talking about. Jist sayin thit it's daft tae be cairryin that type ay cash aroond. That's aw ah'm sayin, Jackie stated. He was a little frightened of Lenny.

Granty had not missed a Thursday night card session in six years, unless he was on holiday. He was the reliable lynchpin of the school. Lenny and Jackie had both missed periods through doing time for assault and housebreaking respectively.

The club money, the holiday money, had been a remnant of the time they had all gone to Loret De Mar on holiday together, as teenagers. Now older, they generally went in smaller groups, or with wives or girlfriends. The strange mixing up of the card money and the club money occurred a couple of years ago when they were drunk. Peasbo, then the treasurer, jokingly threw in a wad of the club money as his stake. They played with it, for a laugh. They liked the feel of playing with all that money, got such a buzz from it, that they divvied it up and played pretend games with it. Whenever they decided that they were into serious saving, they would stop playing cards for 'real' money, and play for 'club' money. It was just like playing for monopoly money. There were times, particularly when someone 'won' the entire pot, like Granty last week, that the bizarre and dangerous nature of their actions crossed their mind. They were mates though, and it was generally assumed that they would never do the dirty on each other. However, logic as well as loyalty underpinned this assumption. They all had ties in the area, and could never leave it for good, and not for just the 2,000

in the kitty. Leaving the area was what it would mean if one ripped off the rest. They told themselves this over and over again. The real fear was theft. The money was more secure in a bank. It had been a silly indulgence gone mad, a collective insanity.

The next morning there still no sign of Granty, and Lenny was late signing on.

– Mister Lister. You only live around the corner from this office, and you only have to sign on once every fortnight. It's hardly an excessive demand, Gavin Temperley, the clerk, told him in pompous tones.

– Ah understand the position ay your fuckin oafice, Mister Temperley. But ah'm sure thit yill take intae consideration thit ah'm a fuckin busy man wi several flourishin enterprises tae look eftir.

– Shite, Lenny. Lazy cunt thit ye are. Ah'll see ye in the Crown. Ah'm oan first lunch. Be thair it the back ay twelve. – Aye. Ye'll need tae gie us a bung though Gav. Ah'm fuckin brassic until this rent cheque hits the mat the morn.

– Nae problem.

Lenny went down to the pub and sat at the bar with his Daily Record and a pint of lager. He considered lighting a cigarette, then decided against it. It was 11.04 and he'd had twelve fags already. It was always the same when he was forced to rise in the morning. He smoked far too many fags. He could cut down by staying in bed, so he generally didn't get up until 2 p.m. These Government cunts were determined, he thought, to wreck both his health and finances by forcing him up so early.

The back pages of the Record were full of Rangers/Celtic shite as usual. Souness spys on some fucker in the English second division, McNeill says Celts' confidence is coming back. Nothing about Hearts. No. A wee bit about Jimmy Sandison, with the same quote twice, and the short passage finishing in mid–sentence. There's also a small space on why Miller of Hibs still thinks he's the best man for the job, when they've only scored three goals in the last thirty games or something like that. Lenny turned to page three. He preferred the scantily clad women the Record featured to the topless ones in the Sun. You had to have some imagination. From the corner of his eye he spotted Colin Dalglish. – Coke, he said, without looking up from his paper.

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Coke pushed up a barstool alongside Lenny's. He ordered a pint of heavy. Heard the news? Fuckin sad eh?

– Eh?

– Granty . . . ye didnae hear? . . . Coke looked straight at Lenny.

– Naw. Wha...

– Deid. Potted heid.

– Yir jokin! Eh? Gies a fuckin brek ya cunt . .

– Gen up. Last night, likes.

– Whit the fuck happened .

– Ticker. Boom. Coke snapped his fingers. – Dodgy hert, apparently. Nae cunt kent ahoot it. Perr Granty wis workin Wi Pete Gilleghan, oan the side likesay. It wis jist ahoot five, n Granty wis helpin Pete tidy up, ready tae shoot the craw n that likes, whin he jist hauds his chist n cowps ower. Gilly gits an ambulance, n they take the perr cunt tae the hoespital, but he dies a couple ay ooirs later. Perr Granty. Good cunt n aw. You play cairds Wi the guy, eh?

– Eh . . . aye . . . one ay the nicest cunts ye could hope tae meet. That's gutted us, that hus.

A few hours later, Lenny was guttered as well as gutted. He'd tapped twenty quid off Gav Temperley for the sole purpose of getting rat–arsed. When Peasbo entered the pub late afternoon, Lenny was slurring into the ear of a syrnpathetic barmaid and an embarrassed and sober–looking guy in a boilersuit with a Tennent's Lager logo on it.

one ay the nicest fuckin cunts ye could hope tae meet

– Awright Lenny. Ah heard the news. Peasbo grabbed one of Lenny's broad shoulders heavily. A firm grip, to ensure that one of his mates was still there, and to make a partial assessment of his level of drunkenness.

– Peasbo. Aye. Still cannae fuckin believe it . . . one ay the nicest cunts ye could hope tae meet n aw . . . He turned slowly back to the barmaid and refocused his gaze on her. With his thumb protruding from a clenched fist, he then pointed over his shoulder at Peasbo. –. . . this cunt'll tell ye. . . eh Peasbo? See Granty? One ay the nicest cunts any cunt could ivir hope tae meet . . . eh Peasbo? Granty? IEh?

– Aye, it's a real shock. Ah still cannae believe it man.

– That's it! One day the boy's here, now wir nivir gaunnae see the perr cunt again . . . twenty–seven year auld. The game's no straight, ah'll tell ye that for fuck all. The game's no straight sure n it's fuckin no . .

– Granty wis twenty–nine, wis eh no? Peasho quizzed.

– Twenty–seven, twenty–nine . . . who gies a fuck? Jist a young boy. It's his burd n that wee bairn thit ah feel sorry fir. ye git some ay they auld cunts. . . Lenny gestured angrily over to the corner across to a group of old guys playing dominos. –. they've hud thair lives! Long fuckin lives!

Aw they dae is moan like fuck! Granty nivir complained aboot fuck all. One ay the nicest cunts ye could hope tae meet.

He then noted three younger guys, known as Spud, Tommy and Second Prize, sitting across the other side of the pub.

– N they fuckin junky mates ay Billy's brar. They cunts, aw fuckin dyin ay AIDS. Killing thumsels. Serves the cunts right. Granty fuckin valued life. They cunts ur flingin thairs away!

Lenny glowered over at them, but they were too into their own conversation to notice him.

– C'moan now Lenny. Keep the heid. Nae cunt's sayin nought against nae cunt. They boys ur awright. That's Danny Murphy. Harmless cunt. Tommy Laurence, you ken Tommy, n that guy Rab, Rab McLaughlin, used tae be a good fitba player. Man United he went doon tae. They boys ur sound. Fuck sakes, thir mates ay that mate ay yours, the boy thit works fir the dole. What's his name, Gav.

– Aye . . . but these auld cunts . . . Conceding the point, Lenny switched his attention back over to the other side of the room.

– Ah, come oan Lenny, fuck it. Harmless cunts, no botherin anybody. Down that pint, n we'll go roond fir Naz. Ah'll bell Billy n Jackie.

The mood was gloomy round at Naz's flat in Buchanan Street. They had turned away from the issue of Granty's death, onto the subject of the outstanding cash.

– The Friday before divvy day n the cunt fuckin snuffs it. One thousand n eight hundred he wis haudin. Split six weys that's three hunner each, Billy moaned.

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– No much we kin dae aboot it, Jackie ventured.

– Like fuck thir isnae. That dough gits divvied every fuckin year, the fortnight before trades. Ah've booked Benidorm oan the strength ay that. Ah'm fuckin brassic without it. Sheila'll huv ma baws fir a game ay pool if ah cancel oot. Nae fuckin wey man, Naz declared.

– Too fuckin right. Ah feel sorry fir Fiona n the bairn n that, obviously. Any cunt wid. Goes withoot sayin, likes. Boatum line is, it's oor fuckin poppy, no hers. Billy said.

– It's oor ain fuckin fault. Ah knew somethin like this wid happen, Jackie shrugged. The doorbell went. In came Lenny and Peasbo.

– S awright fir you, ya cunt. You're fuckin flush, Naz challenged. Jackie didn't respond. He picked up a can of lager from the pile Peasbo had dumped on the floor.

– Fuckin terrible news, eh boys? Peasbo said, as Lenny morosely slurped on his can.

– One ay the nicest cunts ye could hope tae meet, Lenny said. Naz was grateful for Lenny's intervention. He was ready to commiserate about the money, when he realised that Peasho had been referring to Granty.

– Ah ken ye shouldnae be selfish at a time like this, but thirs the question ay the poppy tae sort oot. Divvy day's next week. Ah've goat a hoaliday tae book. Ah need they hireys, Billy said.

– Some cunt you Billy, eh? Kin we no fuckin wait until the perr cunt's still no warm before we go oan aboot aw that shite? Lenny sneered.

– Fiona might blow the fuckin lot! She'll no ken it's oor dosh if nae cunt tells her. She'll be gaun through his fuckin things, n it'll be, aye, aye, what's this? Nearly two grand. Tidy. Then she'll be oaf tae the fuckin Caribbean or somewhere while we're sittin in the fuckin Links wi a couple ay hoatils ay cider fir the trades

– Yir patter's fuckin abysmal, Billy, Lenny told him.

Peasbo looked gravely at Lenny, who could feel a betrayal coming on.

– Hate tae say it Lenny, but Billy's no far wrong. Granty didnae exactly keep Fiona in the lap ay luxury, great cunt as he wis likesay. Ah mean, dinnac git us wrong, ah'd nivir hear a word said against the cunt, but ye find two grand in yir hoose, ye spend first, n ask questions eftir. You would. Ah'm fuckin sure ah wid. Every cunt wid, if the fuckin truth be telt.

– Aw aye? Whae's askin her fir it then? Fucked if ah'm gaunnae, Lenny hissed.

– We aw will. It's aw oor poppy, Billy said.

– Right. Eftir the funeral. Oan Tuesday, Naz suggested.

– Awright, Peasbo agreed.

– Aye, Jackie shruggged.

Lenny nodded in a weary compliance. It was, he conceded, their poppy. Tuesday came and went. Nobody could work up the bottle to say anything at the funeral. They all got 'rrunk and offered more laments to Granty. The cash issue was never mentioned until late on. They met, with evil hangovers, the following afternoon, and went to Fiona's place. Nobody answered the door.

– Probably steyin at her Ma's, Lenny said.

The woman from the flat across the landing, a grey–haired lady in a blue print dress, came out.

– Fiona left this mornin boys. Canary Islands. Left the bairn at her Ma's. She seemed to enjoy breaking the news.

– Tidy, Billy muttered.

– That's that then, Jackie said with a shrug which was a bit too smug for the liking of most of his friends. – No much we kin dae aboot it.

He was then stunned by a blow to the side of his face, delivered by Billy, which knocked him over, and sent him sprawling down the stairs. He managed to break his fall by grabbing the banister, and looked up at Billy in horror from the bend in the stair. The rest of them were almost as shocked as Jackie by Billy's actions.

– Easy Billy. Lenny grabbed Billy's arm, but kept his gaze on his face. He was anxious and intrigued to find out the source of his outrage. – Yir ootay order. S'no Jackie's fault.

– Aw is it no? Ah kept ma fuckin gob shut, but this smart cunt's pushed us far enough. He pointed at the still prostrate figure of Jackie, whose rapidly swelling face had gained a new furtiveness.

– Whit's the fuckin score here? Naz asked.

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Billy ignored him, and looked straight at Jackie. – How long's it been gaun oan Jackie?

– Whit's the cunt oan aboot? Jackie said, but his watery voice lacked assurance.

– Canary Islands ma fuckin hole. Whair ur ye meetin Fiona?

– You're fuckin tapped Billy. Ye heard whit the wifey sais, Jackie shook his head.

– Fiona's ma Sharon's fuckin sister. Ye think ah go aroond Wi ma fuckin ears shut? How long ye been fuckin pokin her, Jackie?

– That wis a fuckin one oaf.

Billy's outrage filled the stair, and he could feel it growing, swelling, in the breasts of the others. He stood over Jackie like a booming Old Testament god, scorning him in his judgement.