Tourist Season (28 page)

“Now, wait a minute,” said one of the orange-blazer guys. “Maybe we can compromise. Suppose we have the police wave batons and march in lockstep behind the queen's float! I'd say that would look mighty darn impressive. And no one would suspect a thing.”

“How about screw the batons,” said Al García.

“Then plainclothes,” suggested the Dade County police chief.

“Maybe,” Garcia said.

“And have them hiding in the crowd,” the Orange Bowl chairman said. “Not in the blessed parade.”

“Won't work,” Keyes said. “I've been stuck in that crowd before, when I covered the parade for the
Sun
. You can't move—it's like acres of human taffy. Something happens and it'd take you five minutes to reach the float, and that's too long.”

The Orange Bowl chairman was not persuaded. He scrunched his blackberry eyes and said, “There will be no police marching in this parade! We're selling Tropical Tranquillity, not
Dragnet.”

“Okay, if that's the way you want it,” García said. “How about we just stash a midget with a MAC-10 underneath the queen's gown?”

“Al, please,” groaned the Dade County police chief.

“No one would notice a thing,” Garcia said mischieviously, “except maybe the midget.”

“Don't you have another plan?” pleaded one of the blazers.

“Yeah, matter of fact, I do.” García winked at Brian Keyes. “I sure do.”

 

Skip Wiley's Christmas column arrived from Nassau by telex on Saturday, December 22.

Cab Mulcahy read it carefully before he summoned Ricky Bloodworth to his office.

“You've been doing a fine job on the terrorist story,” Mulcahy said. This was a shameless lie, but Mulcahy had no choice. Bloodworth was a sucker for phony compliments.

“Thanks, Cab,” he said. “Did you hear?
Time
magazine called.”

“Really.”

“Yup. Wanted all my clips on
Las Nachos
.”

“Las Noches
,” Mulcahy corrected.

“Right. But isn't that great? About Time magazine?”

“Terrific,” Cab Mulcahy said, thinking: Does this chowderhead really believe Time magazine wants to hire him?

“Ricky, I need your help.”

Bloodworth's squirrelly features furrowed. “Sure, Cab, anything at all.”

“I got this column from Skip Wiley”—Mulcahy waved the telex—“and, frankly, it's not up to par.”

Ricky Bloodworth didn't say anything immediately, but his eyes brightened with an it's-too-good-to-be-true look.

“You want to substitute one of mine!”

“Not exactly,” Mulcahy said.

“I've already got a Christmas column worked up,” Bloodworth persisted. “Christmas in Palm Beach. I interviewed Rose Kennedy's butler. It's a nice little story, Cab. Rose Kennedy bought the butler a Chevrolet last Christmas, and you know what he got for her? You'll never guess.”

“Probably not.”

“Two tickets to
Torch Song Trilogy
.”

“Ricky ...”

“Don't you think that's a good Christmas story?”

“Very moving, but not precisely what I had in mind.”

God forgive me, thought Cab Mulcahy as he handed Wiley's column to Ricky Bloodworth.

“I want you to punch up Skip's piece,” Mulcahy said. “Really make it sing.”

Bloodworth skimmed the column warily. “Geez, Cab, I don't know about this.”

“Do it as a favor,” Mulcahy said, “for me.”

“But what's Skip going to say?”

“Let me worry about that. ”

“He can get pretty nasty, Cab. He punched me once,” Bloodworth said, “in the groin area.”

“Skip punched you?”

Bloodworth nodded. “He said I burned one of his sources.”

“Did you?”

“It was a misunderstanding. I didn't know the guy was off-the-record. Anyway, he gave me a helluva quote.”

“So,” Mulcahy said, “you printed his name in the story.”

“Right. ”

“What happened?”

“I think the guy got fired.”

“I see. ”

“And possibly indicted,” Bloodworth said.

“Hmmm.” Mulcahy thought: When it's all over, I'm getting rid of this asshole. Send him up to the Okeechobee bureau to cover Cucumber Jubilees for the rest of his life.

“The whole thing was just a misunderstanding, but Skip was totally irrational about it. He blamed me for everything.”

“Did he now?” Mulcahy's ulcer was shooting electric messages.

Bloodworth said, “The point is, I don't want Skip to go on the warpath again. He's a violent man.”

“Ricky, let me worry about it. Just take a crack at the column, all right?”

It had arrived as a lovely little piece, one of Wiley's traditional holiday tearjerkers. It began like this:

Ricky Bloodworth took Wiley's column to his desk and slaughtered it. It took less than an hour. Cab Mulcahy was surprised at Bloodworth's aptitude for turgidity; it came naturally to the kid.

This, unedited, is what he brought back:

Cab Mulcahy nearly gnawed through his upper lip as he read Ricky's rewrite.

“I thought Skip was being a little too sentimental,” Bloodworth explained. “I think he really missed the big picture.”

“Yes,” Mulcahy said pensively. “You've turned a sentimental anecdote about a missing fisherman into a blistering indictment of a friendly foreign government.”

“Exactly,” Bloodworth said proudly. “The column's got some guts to it now.”

“Guts.”

“Cab, isn't that what you wanted?”

“Oh yes. This is perfect. ”

“You know,” Bloodworth said, “nonnally I'd ask for a byline on the column, since I rewrote it and all. But under the circumstances, I think I'd like to leave my name off. Just keep it our secret.”

“Smart move,” Mulcahy said.

“Otherwise Skip might get the wrong idea.”

“I understand.”

“Because if he gets upset—”

“I told you, I'll handle it. Don't worry.”

“Thanks, Cab.”

Forty minutes after Richard L. Bloodworth left, Mulcahy had not moved from his desk. He looked rumpled and dispirited.

The city editor strolled in and said, “I hear Ricky's polished up Wiley's column.”

Listlessly Mulcahy handed it to him.

The city editor didn't know what to say. He was the one who'd always said Bloodworth showed promise. Consequently, he felt duty-bound to offer something positive.

“Well,” the city editor said, not taking his eyes off the page, “Ricky certainly doesn't pull any punches, does he?”

“He's an insensitive cretin. A menace.”

“He's a pretty good police reporter, Cab.”

“I never said he wasn't.”

“So what do you want me to do?”

“Smooth the wrinkles and run it Monday.”

“But that's Christmas Eve,” the city editor said. “I thought we were using it Christmas Day.”

“I refuse to do that to our readers,” Mulcahy said. “Not on Christmas.”

“But what'll I run in Wiley's slot Christmas Day?”

“I don't know,” Mulcahy said. “A prayer would be nice.”

The Shivers family lived in a beautiful old home next to a golf course in Coral Gables. It was a two-story house, white Florida stucco with a red barrel-tile roof. An ancient ficus tree cloaked the front lawn. In the driveway were a BMW, a Lincoln, and a new Volkswagen. Brian Keyes parked behind the VW.

A short man with a fresh tan and a pointy chin answered the door. He was trim, almost youthful, and dressed stem-to-stem in L. L. Bean. He definitely belonged to the BMW.

“Reed Shivers,” he said with a collegiate handshake. “Come in, Mr. Keyes.”

They sat in an elegant living room with plenty of soft camel furniture. In one corner stood a tall, woodsy-smelling Christmas tree; some of its ornaments were made of blown glass.

“Pumpkin!” Reed Shivers called. “Come here!”

At first Brian Keyes thought Shivers might be shouting to a pet beagle.

“My daughter,” Shivers said. “She'll be down in a minute, I'm sure. Would you like coffee?”

“Thanks,” Keyes said. “No sugar.”

“Not in this house,” Shivers said. “We watch our diets. You'll see for yourself.”

Shivers poured the coffee from a silver pot.

“So you're a private detective.”

“Yes,” Keyes said restlessly.

“I'm a tax lawyer, myself.”

“So I heard.”

Shivers waited, thinking the private eye would ask about what it's like to be an important tax attorney in Miami. Keyes sipped at his coffee and said nothing.

“I'm just curious,” Shivers said. “How much money do private investigators make?”

“At least a million a year,” Keyes said. “Sometimes two million. I lose track.”

Reed Shivers whistled. “Wow! You've got good shelters, I presume.”

“The best.”

“Oil, right?”

“Concrete.”

“Hmmm-mmm,” said Reed Shivers.

Keyes wondered how this clown ever made it through Yale Law.

“Pumpkin pie!” Shivers hollered again. “I don't know what's keeping her, Mr. Keyes.”

“Before your daughter gets here, I'd like to offer some advice.”

“Certainly.”

“Don't let her ride that float in the Orange Bowl Parade.”

“You're joking.”

“Not at all,” Keyes said. “The people who've made this threat are very violent. And ingenious. No one knows what they might do.”

“Sergeant García said it was a kidnapping plot.”

“It's a bit more complicated than that.”

“You think they might try to harm Kara Lynn?”

“It's very possible,” Keyes said.