Timelines: Stories Inspired by H.G. Wells' the Time Machine (20 page)

“
And Happiness Everlasting!” Eddie pronounced.

“
At first, it was just an idea I toyed with secretly, but then I realized the company was spying on me, and I made a kind of game of it, hiding from them. Keeping the key was just my final ‘up yours’ to Adolphus and his cronies.”

“
So, if you don’t give up the key, nobody gets back, and they can’t market the thing?”

“
Something like that.”

“
What about you? What happens when they unplug the computer?”

“
My existence terminates.” And with that he thrust his stick deep into the sand and left it there, poking up in front of him.

“
Don’t you want to go on?”

The boy turned his head to the side and looked darkly down the beach. “This didn’t work out like I thought it would.” He crossed his arms in the gesture of an old man.

“
Whadaya you mean?”

“
I thought I’d come back and go through this loop a couple of thousand times, maybe more, and I’d get so bored that when the company got pissed off enough to pull the plug I wouldn’t care.”

“
Aren’t
you getting bored?”

“
Actually, I’m enjoying myself,” he said grimly. “I think it must be a defect in the program.”

“
What a shame,” Eddie laughed. “But then, maybe that changes things a little.”

“
Maybe it does. You know, I didn’t really have a plan. I just thought I’d live my happiest day over and over for a while and then check out. But, now I find I really do care.” He lifted his arms, palms up. “I’d like it to go on.”

“
Why can’t it?”

“
I didn’t think they would figure out the genetic key, but they did. And by sending you in they’ve forced my hand. They know I won’t leave you stranded in here.” His voice took on a tone of resignation. “And once they get the key there will be no incentive to keep the program running.”

“
I’ll make them! I’ll make it a condition of giving them the key.”

Charlie smiled. “Thanks, Eddie, but you’re no match for those guys.”

“
I’ll buy the computer. I’ll keep it running myself.”

Charlie lifted his eyebrows. “That might work, for a while at least.”

“
It’ll work for a
long
time. I promise.”

“
Move it to another location. Hire another company to monitor it.”

“
You know, Charlie, suddenly, I’m feeling very assertive.”

Charlie beamed, and then they looked at one another for a long while.

“
You click your heels three times.”

“
No!” grinned Eddie.

“
It was my favorite book,” Charlie said with a little wave of his hand. “And then you say the name of my dog.”

“
Shep?”

“
I loved him,” Charlie said, softly.

“
And that’s the key?”

The boy grimaced. “That’s all there is.”

They said nothing for a moment.

Suddenly, Charlie pulled the stick out of the sand and offered it to Eddie. “Why don’t you come and spear some jellyfish with us?”

Eddie took the stick, the grin still on his face. But then, “Naw, I’ve got other things on my mind. I’ve gotta twist some corporate arm.” He handed the stick back. “But one more thing: you know, that bit about love?”

“
Don’t start that again. There’s no point.”

“
It’s important, Charlie. We both had trouble with it, and we should have talked. In the long run we had one another all along. We could have worked it out.”

“
Could we?”

“
You know, I’m sorry we can’t get in this thing and just do it all over again. We could be best friends.”

Charlie laughed. “The ultimate virtual reality.”

“
But even if we can’t, the rest is going to be different, now.”

Charlie nodded. “You still have some time left.”

“
Yeah.”

“
Me, too, in my own little paradise.”

“
I wish you could come back with me.”

“
Don’t,” cried Charlie. “Don’t make me sorry.”

“
No, no. I don’t mean to.”

The boy bit his lip. “But you could come and see me.”

“
Yeah, I’d like that.”

“
And don’t forget that someday later, maybe much later, when you’re about to—you know—you could come back and stay.”

Eddie was quiet. “I’ll have to think about that.”

“
Yeah, it takes some getting used to, and maybe your paradise would be different from this.”

Eddie’s throat was dry, and his nose started running. “Goodbye, Charlie. I’m really glad I got to see you again,” he said, wiping his nose on his sleeve. “And I’ll come back and spear some jellyfish, I promise.” And then, he knelt in the sand and opened his arms. “Can we…”

The boy looked at him, a flicker of fear on his face, but then he rushed forward and threw himself into his brother’s arms.

To Eddie, the little body felt so small, so thin and frail. Eddie cried. The boy squirmed, and Eddie released him. Then he stood up and watched as Charlie turned and ran with his stick toward the ocean, the sand flying from his little feet, his hair blowing in the salt breeze.

by Jacob Edwards

Professor Figwort made the last of his great discoveries at gunpoint.

By life’s clock he was now a reclusive but sprightly octogenarian. Fort Figwort echoed with the sounds of grey matter as he hopped from peak to peak. Leaps of genius, made with abandon. Nothing could disturb the good Professor here atop his mountain retreat.

Or so he thought.

Then one night, during a temporal thunderstorm that would have had even Doctor Frankenstein raising an eyebrow or two, the air around him warbled and a shadowy figure appeared. Figwort regarded it with myopic interest.

“
Figwort,” a voice whispered, its timbre as of a fluttering kite. “Professor Phileas Figwort. I come to you on your night of triumph. I come from the stagnant waters of the future. Everything changes after tonight. Here, now, the hour of deliverance. So understand
this
, Professor: I cannot let you live.”

Figwort pulled in his chin and blinked several times, slowly. Wild tufts of hair poked out through the holes in his skullcap, lit green by the phosphorescent discharges outside. He looked like a tortoise.

“
I recognise your intellect,” the shadowy figure continued. “I acknowledge your good intentions. But you walk the road to ruin.” The voice flapped and swooped. Figwort ducked. “In the future there will be no more food for thought. The brains of humanity will feed off each other like piranha fish in an ever-shrinking ecosystem. So understand
this
, Professor Figwort: your great work must be undone.”

Phileas Figwort cocked his head to one side, carapace gleaming, his brain on a wispy hair-trigger. Outside, the storm raged with thumping vehemence. A bolt struck down from on high.

“
Here,
now
.” the voice sparked. “Understand
this
.”

Life flashed.

In the course of a career that planted him firmly amongst the Giant Sequoias of science, Phileas Figwort made three great discoveries, all of which went unrecorded.

Bearing in mind its ending, Figwort’s is thus a cautionary tale. Hope need not beget the child of expectation. Time contraceives and, in this case, the good Professor performed his
magnum opus
as a soliloquised swan song—three fading notes in the unwritten annals of history.

It all began at university when a titivated young Figwort inferred the existence of molecular sexuality. His inspiration at the time was Miss Prunella Bonsoir, a human movements student with whom he was enamoured. He wrote a rather soppy paper on the subject and slipped it under her door.

Not being of mind to tiptoe through the black tulips of scientific speculation, Miss Prunella perhaps did not appreciate the finer points of Figwort’s treatise. She leafed through it with brow daintily furrowed, her wide, discerning eyes picking out only two words. “Phileas Figwort?” she murmured, passing the foolscap to her best friend. “Does that have something to do with athlete’s foot?”

“
It’s a love letter!
” her friend shrieked. (She must have noticed that the flow of the handwriting perfectly mirrored the EKG of a pounding heart.) “To you, from Figgy Figwort!”

Mirth spread through the dormitory as if on the back of a collapsing domino chain. The letter was passed around and was even published in the student newspaper. Everyone who read it fell over laughing, except for Prunella Bonsoir and, of course, a mortified young Figwort, who vowed his revenge.

The resulting demonstration of molecular sexuality kept the newsmen titillated for several days.

UNDERGRADUATE MOLECULES AGITATED IN DORMITORY DELIGHT!

“
BONSOIR, MISS BONSOIR!” COLLEGE QUEEN REVEALS ALL!

Amidst the scandal and the official investigations, people largely overlooked the genius that underlay Figwort’s discovery. In fact, young Figgy was driven so far as to point the cold metal finger at himself; but, having inexplicably misplaced his gun, found no outlet for this resolve and so turned pell-mell to a hot and hastily infused cup of something not entirely unlike tea.

It was then that he divined a solution to his new-found problems: he would travel back in time and stop himself from disturbing Miss Bonsoir in the first place—on any level, molecular or otherwise. Yes, that ought to do it. While he was there, he might even return those now-overdue library books.

Time travel itself posed no difficulties for a brain lashed by tannins. Figwort sat back, lips puckering. The idea popped out in a styrofoam cup. “All I have to do is break my temporal anchor,” he murmured. “Yes, and link my physical body to the intangible essence of memory.” He ruminated for a moment. “Of course. The limits are conceptual, not physical; and as the fourth dimension runs wild within the confines of my three, the whole process should be self-powered. Yes, just flip the switch.”

So saying, he made a face like a constipated owl and hopped back in time. “Oh, Prunella,” he exclaimed, ambushing his earlier self outside Miss Bonsoir’s dormitory and landing a featherweight punch on his own nose. “It was for thee.” He then grabbed the
billet doux
on molecular sexuality and made a run for it, grimacing as a new memory brought his former self’s pain flooding back.

With a reproving glare at his own retreating shoulder blades, pre-Prunella Figwort dabbed a handkerchief at his bloodied nose and muttered something uncomplimentary.

Suddenly remembering precisely what that something was, post-Prunella Figwort turned his head to make a riposte, but tripped, flapped his scrawny arms and with a startled hoot vanished back into the future.

Where and when he found that Phileas Figwort remained an anathema and molecular sexuality was still very much in the public domain.

Nothing had changed.

So what had become of his attempted hack job on history? Why had his life, having turned turtle, somehow managed not to right itself again? Figwort puzzled over this for a few seconds and then, like a burst of water from a re-pressurised tap, his brain was doused with newly created memories that had been carried forward in time from pre-Prunella Figwort. Suddenly, he recalled seeing his latter self trip and disappear; watching the now unattached sheaves of paper flutter poetically to the ground; reclaiming them and hotfooting it back to Prunella’s dormitory, thence nervously to flatten out his beating heart and disclose his feelings for the lovely Miss Bonsoir.

From his newfound vantage point in the present, Figwort massaged a bruise on his head and gnashed his teeth around a handful of aspirin. Unbelievable. Causality had humbugged him.

And this turned out to be a recurring sore point, for—try as he might—Figwort just could not deter his pre-Prunella self or change the disastrous outcome of his unrequited love for Miss Bonsoir. (Who, incidentally, remained bat-eyed oblivious to the temporal battle being waged for her by Figworts past, present and future.) Something always went wrong and, despite many valiant attempts, Figwort never managed to triumph in his tussle with history. He could save neither himself from Miss Prunella nor Miss Prunella from himself.
Bonsoir sera sera
, he eventually concluded. He couldn’t even take his library books back.

But in the end that didn’t matter. Time travel was quite notable in its own right, and as the world turned one way, opinions turned the other. Soon, most people were willing to gloss over young Figgy’s undergraduate
faux pas
. All that was necessary, in fact, was for Phileas to overcome that first great obsession—which he did, thanks to an accidental encounter between him, his earlier self and a discerning if slightly tipsy fellow from the history department. “One of you is from the future,” the man observed after watching the bickering Figworts for a few minutes. “Do come and see me later on.”

In terms of linear time, the lure of Prunella Bonsoir at first distracted Figwort and delayed his acceptance of this invitation; but the post-Prunella Figwort showed no such hesitation. He slipped back to the future and immediately knocked on the man’s door.