Read The Wrong Side of Magic Online
Authors: Janette Rallison
Twenty dollars? Third-grade teachers were a soft bunch. Hudson chuckled and followed his sister into the kitchen. “So how much did you make?”
“Thirty-three dollars.” Bonnie leaned over the bowl and gave Sunshine a kiss on the top of the head. Sunshine opened her eyes but didn't move. Didn't even meow.
Hudson added the sum out loud. “Thirty-three plus the twenty I'm giving you and the eighteen you already have ⦠that's seventy-one dollars. I bet it's enough to see a vet.”
Bonnie stopped petting Sunshine and straightened up. “I don't have the money anymore. I gave it to Charlotte for this.” She reached into her pocket and pulled out a dented and scratched compass. “It's magic.”
He blinked at her. “You did what?”
“It's a magic compass. Charlotte promised.”
Hudson put his hands on his hips. “Waitâyou gave your money to Charlotte?”
A flash of hurt passed over Bonnie's expression. “She's just keeping my money until Sunshine is better and I return the compass.” Bonnie held out the compass for him to see. “Charlotte had to make me trade something for it. Magic is expensive.”
It could have been worse, Hudson realized. Bonnie could have lost more than her money. Someone could have grabbed her and kidnapped her, because apparently she didn't have a lick of common sense.
Hudson put his hands out, palms lifted in exasperation. “Why were you even talking to Charlotte?”
The smile dropped from Bonnie's face. She clutched the compass defensively, as though Hudson would grab it. “Charlotte stayed after school to finish an assignment, so we were both walking home at the same time. I told her about Sunshine, and she said I could use the magic compass as long as I promised to return it when I'm done.”
Yeah, and Charlotte probably had a great deal on magic beans, too.
“In Logos,” Bonnie went on, “there's a plant called catflower that makes sick cats better. The compass will take me there.”
“Let me see it.”
Bonnie reluctantly handed him the compass. It was a worn gold color, completely scuffed, with a few dents and deep scratches. A knob stuck out of one side, making it look like it had started its life as a pocket watch. Instead of letters indicating north, south, east, and west, there were four lines. One of the lines read
THE LAND OF BANISHMENT
. The needle pointed firmly there. Hudson turned the compass to his left and then to his right, but the needle didn't budge.
He flipped the compass over. “This is a piece of junk. It doesn't even show directions, and the needle is stuck.”
Bonnie grabbed the compass back and examined it more closely. “Maybe it doesn't work for you because it's magic.”
She turned the compass with the same results.
“If that compass was really magic,” he pointed out, “why didn't Mr. Fantasmo get a bunch of catflower and become a vet instead of a magician? Vets make way more money.”
Bonnie tilted her chin down, a miniature teacher. “'Cause he got kicked out of Logos when he refused to work for the new tyrant king. He tells that story every time he does his tricks.”
Hudson tried again to show her the logic. “Then why doesn't Fantasmo hire someone else to get catflower for him?”
Bonnie bent over the kitten, petting its fur reassuringly. “Charlotte said only people with pure hearts can travel safely in the kingdom of Logos. Unicorns pick them up and take them wherever they want to go. Everybody else has to look out for the trolls and stuff. I'll be all right, though, because I have a pure heart.”
And, unfortunately, she also had a gullible mind. Only Hudson didn't come out and say that. He just sighed. “Charlotte lied to you. Magic doesn't really exist. It's all tricks and pretend.”
Bonnie gripped the compass and set her jaw.
“You don't believe me?” Hudson picked up the phone from the countertop and held it out. “Call and ask somebody: Mom, Grandpa, your teacher. I'm sorry, but Charlotte took advantage of you.”
Bonnie stared at the phone for a moment, then looked down at the compass. Her eyes puffed up with tears. “Charlotte promised. She said when I pull the knob up, I'll go to Logos. I only came home to drop off my backpack and to tell you so you wouldn't worry.⦔
Hudson gently took the compass from her hand. Maybe he hadn't done the right thing by letting her walk home by herself, but he would fix his mistake. “Yeah, well, I'm going to talk to Charlotte. Don't worry, I'll get your money back.”
Hudson put on his jacket. The last image he saw as he went out the door was Bonnie, her shoulders slumped as she cradled the mixing bowl.
Hudson walked quickly, his feet making an angry rhythm down the sidewalk. Charlotte had gone too far this time. It was one thing to come up with stories about magic; it was another to use them to take money from little kids. He turned the compass over in his hand, squeezing it.
Charlotte's house came into view. He could see her lying on her stomach in the grass, sorting through the clover again. Pull up the knob and he'd be in a magical kingdom, huh? What kind of compass had a knob on it, anyway?
Hudson jerked up the knob with his thumbnail. A few angry words had been heading toward his lips. These stopped, faltered, and completely toppled off his tongue.
He no longer stood on his street. He was on a meandering dirt path in the middle of a thick forest. Huge trees towered over him, their leafy canopies nearly crowding out the sky. He had seen autumn trees with their yellow, orange, and red leaves. This forest not only had those sorts of trees, but it also had purple, light blue, and dark blue ones. The place looked like a rainbow had fallen to earth and toppled color everywhere.
Hudson let out a startled scream. He blinked and then blinked harder in case the last time hadn't worked. He checked behind him. The trees there looked as though they'd sprouted out of a box of Crayolas. He had landed in freaking Candy Land.
This couldn't be real. It was an illusion of some sort, a trick. A really good trick, since Hudson could even
smell
the forest. He was surrounded by the scent of trees, bushes, and soil. Every once in a while, he caught a whiff of something flowery. “Hello?” he called.
He heard nothing except birds chirping to one another. Even that sounded strange. The chirps had a trilling noise to them like someone playing a piano.
“Charlotte?”
No answer.
Hudson turned in a circle, searching for anything familiar. “Hey, Charlotte, where are you? How did you do this?”
The wind blew through the trees. It made the forest seem like a parade, with thousands of leaves fluttering like colorful confetti.
Don't panic
, he told himself.
This isn't real.
Hudson stepped over to a blue bush, whose featherlike leaves swayed in the wind, and he ran a finger along a leaf. It felt as soft as velvet. He drew his hand away quickly. A magic trick couldn't have turned his neighborhood into a forest. He shouldn't be able to see, smell, or feel this place if it didn't exist. His heart beat faster, half with excitement and half with fear. The compass had really done something, had taken him somewhere new. Charlotte hadn't lied about the compass's magic. Cool. Beyond cool. Magic was real. Logos actually existed.
Why hadn't Charlotte shown people this before? She should have taken a few people here so everyone would know she and her father weren't crazy. As soon as Hudson got home, he was going to talk to her about it. And apologize.
He looked down at the compass still gripped in his hand. The phrase
LAND OF BANISHMENT
had disappeared from the face. The settings now read
FOREST OF POSSIBILITIES, SEA OF LIFE, GRAMMARIA,
and
GIGANTICA
. The needle pointed to
FOREST OF POSSIBILITIES
. Apparently, the compass pointed to where you were instead of telling you directions.
He glanced around at all the bushes and trees. How would he find catflower in this place, and more important, how would he get back home once he had? Charlotte had probably told Bonnie these details, but Hudson didn't know them.
He'd pulled the knob up to get here, so pushing the knob down might take him back. He wouldn't try it yet. First he would find catflower. Since he didn't know what it looked like, maybe he should just pick every type of flower he saw. It would take a while, but hopefully he'd end up finding the right plant.
A thudding noise from somewhere in the forest interrupted his thoughts. It sounded like several footsteps. Not human footstepsâlarger, heavier, probably scarier. Behind the curtain of trees, something was moving around. He couldn't tell exactly where. The sound seemed to echo around him.
“Hello?” Hudson called.
No one called back.
Come to think of it, magic and being in the land of Logos probably had its drawbacks. He suddenly remembered all the fairy tales he'd readâstories about dragons, witches, and giants.
Hudson heard a grunt of some sort, low and grumbly, like something was hungry. The noise brought him to the immediate and urgent conclusion that he couldn't stay here, not even to find catflower. He pushed the compass knob back down.
Nothing happened. He still stood on the dirt path in the forest.
Hudson lifted up the compass knob and pushed it back down a second time. Still nothing.
The noise came again. More footsteps were rustling through the forest. He considered running off the path and hiding, but he still wasn't sure where the noise had come from, and besides, who knew what strange creatures lived in this place? Maybe multicolored lions and bears were skulking around behind the trees, waiting to pounce. Maybe they already had him in their sights.
Hudson's gaze darted around the trees, searching one side and then the other. What was he facing? He tried to remember everything Mr. Fantasmo had said about Logos. There was that bit about King Vaygran, the tyrant, taking over. Charlotte had mentioned giants, although if one of those was lumbering around, Hudson probably would have noticed it by now.
What else? Oh yeah, trolls. Monstrous trolls lived in Logos. You always had to be on your guard against them. What sounds did trolls make?
Hudson had no way to defend himself. He didn't see even a stick or rock lying on the ground that he could pick up and use to ward off an attack.
He turned the compass over in his hand, fumbling as he looked for instructions, anything that would help him. The only words on the compass were the settings on its face:
FOREST OF POSSIBILITIES, SEA OF LIFE, GRAMMARIA,
and
GIGANTICA.
Another grunt echoed through the forest. Probably trolls. Time to panic. He pushed the knob up so hard it popped off and fell to the ground.
He stared at the place the knob had been. Shouldn't magic compasses be built better than that? If he had any chance of making this thing work, he needed all the pieces. He dropped to his knees and searched the ground, looking for a glint of gold. He ran his hands frantically over dirt and bits of dried leaves, all the while cursing magic compasses.
Hudson heard another low, rumbling noise, this time directly over his shoulder. He wouldn't become troll dinner without a fight. He spun around, swinging his arm as he did. His fist didn't connect with anything. The noise hadn't been a troll. Two unicorns stood on the path behind him, their heads lifted too high to be hit by the arc of his swing.
Hudson let out another startled scream. He was getting quite good at those. He put his hand to his chest and sat back down on the ground, too relieved and surprised to speak.
One unicorn was a gray colorânot the gray of rocks or dirty sidewalks. It was the soft gray of morning mist. The other unicorn was the tawny brown of glistening honey.
The gray unicorn took a step back and turned to the unicorn beside him. “Did you see that, Nigel? That human tried to strike me.”
“Most uncivil,” the tawny unicorn agreed. Both spoke with a sort of British-sounding accent.
Hudson got to his feet, gaping at them. “You can talk?”
The gray unicorn tossed his mane, warily keeping an eye on Hudson. He still spoke only to the other unicorn. “What sort of incantation do you suppose the boy was performing on the road a moment ago?”
The tawny unicorn leaned his head toward his companion. “I don't think that was an incantation. It sounded distinctly like cursing to me.”
“He was cursing the road?” the gray unicorn asked. “How barbaric.”
“You don't understand,” Hudson said, still so surprised that it was hard to think straight. He held up the compass for them to see. “I accidentally flipped the knob off the compass because, well, I heard you grunting and I thought you were going to eat me or somethingâ”
The unicorns let out a simultaneous “Hmmph!” and turned back toward each other. In a lowered voice, the tawny unicorn said, “All those who vote that the human boy is impure in heart, raise their horn.”
The gray unicorn immediately raised his head so his horn stood straight up. The tawny unicorn lifted his head, as well. “Impure it is, then.”
They trotted around Hudson, noses twitching.
It was only when the unicorns declared Hudson to be impure that he remembered Bonnie's insistence that unicorns helped travelers who were pure in heart.
“Wait!” Hudson turned and walked after them. “I've got a pure heart. Really, I do!” He hurried to catch up. He had to convince them that he was good. Otherwise, he had no idea how to get home.
The unicorns didn't stop. As they continued down the path, the gray one glanced over his shoulder. “It's following us now.”
“Don't make eye contact with it, Cecil. That just encourages them.”
At that, the unicorns went from trot to canter. Hudson ran, plodding uselessly after them. “Come back!” he called. “I'm pure!”
They swished their tails to shoo him off and galloped away, disappearing as they went around a twist in the path.