Read The Wish House and Other Stories Online
Authors: Rudyard Kipling
The marine whistled penetratingly.
‘That’s what I thought,’ said Pyecroft. ‘I went ashore with him in the cutter an’ ’e asked me to walk through the station. He was clickin’ audibly, but otherwise seemed happy-ish.
‘“You might like to know,” he says, stoppin’ just opposite the admiral’s front gate, “that Phyllis’s Circus will be performin’ at Worcester tomorrow night. So I shall see ’er yet once again. You’ve been very patient with me,” he says.
‘ “Look here, Vickery,” I said, “this thing’s come to be just as much as I can stand. Consume your own smoke. I don’t want to know any more.”
‘“You!” he said. “What have you got to complain of? – you’ve only ‘ad to watch. I’m
it,”
he says, “but that’s neither here nor there,” he says. “I’ve one thing to say before shakin’ ‘ands. Remember,” ’e says – we were just by the admiral’s garden-gate then – “remember that I am
not
a murderer, because my lawful wife died in childbed six weeks after I came out. That much at least I am clear of,” ’e says.
‘“Then what have you done that signifies?” I said. “What’s the rest of it?”
“The rest,” ’e says, “is silence,” an’ he shook ‘ands and went clickin’ into Simonstown station.’
‘Did he stop to see Mrs Bathurst at Worcester?’ I asked.
‘It’s not known. He reported at Bloemfontein, saw the ammunition into the trucks, and then ’e disappeared. Went out – deserted, if you care to put it so – within eighteen months of his pension, an’ if what ’e said about ‘is wife was true he was a free man as ’e then stood. How do you read it off?’
‘Poor devil!’ said Hooper. ‘To see her that way every night! I wonder what it was.’
‘I’ve made my ‘ead ache in that direction many a long night.’
‘But I’ll swear Mrs B ‘ad no’ and in it,’ said the sergeant, unshaken.
‘No. Whatever the wrong or deceit was, he did it, I’m sure o’ that. I ‘ad to look at ‘is face for five consecutive nights. I’m not so fond o’ navigatin’ about Cape Town with a South-Easter blowin’ these days. I can hear those teeth click, so to say.’
‘Ah, those teeth,’ said Hooper, and his hand went to his waistcoat-pocket once more. ‘Permanent things false teeth are. You read about ’em in all the murder trials.’
‘What d’you suppose the captain knew – or did?’ I asked.
‘I’ve never turned my searchlight that way,’ Pyecroft answered unblushingly.
We all reflected together, and drummed on empty beer bottles as the picnic-party, sunburned, wet, and sandy, passed our door singing ‘The Honeysuckle and the Bee’.
‘Pretty girl under that kapje,’ said Pyecroft.
‘They never circulated his description?’ said Pritchard.
‘I was askin’ you before these gentlemen came,’ said Hooper to me, ‘whether you knew Wankies – on the way to the Zambesi – beyond Bulawayo?’
‘Would he pass there – tryin’ to get to that Lake what’s ‘is name?’ said Pritchard.
Hooper shook his head and went on: ‘There’s a curious bit o’ line there, you see. It runs through solid teak forest – a sort o’ mahogany really – seventy-two miles without a curve. I’ve had a train derailed there twenty-three times in forty miles. I was up there a month ago relievin’ a sick inspector, you see. He told me to look out for a couple of tramps in the teak.’
‘Two?’ Pyecroft said. ‘I don’t envy that other man if —‘
‘We get heaps of tramps up there since the war. The inspector told me I’d find ’em at M’Bindwe siding waiting to go North. He’d given ’em some grub and quinine, you see. I went up on a construction train. I looked out for ’em. I saw them miles ahead along the straight, waiting in the teak. One of ’em was standin’ up by the dead-end of the siding an’ the other was squattin’ down lookin’ up at ‘im, you see.’
‘What did you do for ’em?’ said Pritchard.
‘There wasn’t much I could do, except bury ’em. There’d been a bit of a thunderstorm in the teak, you see, and they were both stone dead and black as charcoal. That’s what they really were, you see – charcoal. They fell to bits when we tried to shift ’em. The man who was standin’ up had the false teeth. I saw ’em shinin’ against the black. Fell to bits he did too, like his mate squatting down an’ watching him, both of ’em wet in the rain. Both burned to charcoal, you see. And – that’s what made me ask about marks just now – the false-toother was tattooed on the arms and chest – a crown and foul anchor with M.V. above.’
‘I’ve seen that,’ said Pyecroft quickly. ‘It was so.’
‘But if he was all charcoal-like?’ said Pritchard, shuddering.
‘You know how writing shows up white on a burned letter? Well, it was like that, you see. We buried ’em in the teak and I kept…But he was a friend of you two gentlemen, you see.’
Mr Hooper brought his hand away from his waistcoat-pocket – empty.
Pritchard covered his face with his hands for a moment, like a child shutting out an ugliness.
‘And to think of her at Hauraki!’ he murmured – ‘with ’er
’air-ribbon on my beer. “Ada,” she said to her niece…Oh my Gawd!’…
On a summer afternoon, when the honeysuckle blooms,
And all Nature seems at rest,
Underneath the bower, ‘mid the perfume of the flower,
Sat a maiden with the one she loves the best —‘
sang the picnic-party waiting for their train at Glengariff.
‘Well, I don’t know how you feel about it,’ said Pyecroft, ‘but ‘avin’
seen ‘is face for five consecutive nights on end, I’m inclined to finish
what’s left of the beer an’ thank Gawd he’s dead!’
Bees! Bees! Hark to your bees!
‘Hide from your neighbours as much as you please.
But all that has happened, to
us
you must tell.
Or else we will give you no honey to sell!’
A maiden in her glory
,
Upon her wedding-day
,
Must tell her Bees the story
,
Or else they’ll fly away
.
Fly away
–
die away
–
Dwindle down and leave you
!
But if you don’t deceive your Bees
,
Your Bees will not deceive you
.
Marriage, birth or buryin’
,
News across the seas
,
All you’re sad or merry in
,
You must tell the Bees
.
Tell ’em coming in an’ out
,
Where the Fanners fan
,
‘
Cause the Bees are justabout
As curious as a man
!
Don’t you wait where trees are
,
When the lightnings play
;
Nor don’t you hate where Bees are
,
Or else they’ll pine away
.
Pine away – dwine away –
Anything to leave you
!
But if you never grieve your Bees
,
Your Bees’ll never grieve you.
J
UST
at dusk, a soft September rain began to fall on the hop-pickers. The mothers wheeled the bouncing perambulators out of the gardens; bins were put away, and tally-books made up. The young couples strolled home, two to each umbrella, and the single men walked behind them laughing. Dan and Una, who had been picking after their lessons, marched off to roast potatoes at the oast-house, where old Hobden, with Blue-eyed Bess, his lurcher dog, lived all the month through, drying the hops.
They settled themselves, as usual, on the sack-strewn cot in front of the fires, and, when Hobden drew up the shutter, stared, as usual, at the flameless bed of coals spouting its heat up the dark well of the old-fashioned roundel. Slowly he cracked off a few fresh pieces of coal, packed them, with fingers that never flinched, exactly where they would do most good; slowly he reached behind him till Dan tilted the potatoes into his iron scoop of a hand; carefully he arranged them round the fire, and then stood for a moment, black against the glare. As he closed the shutter, the oast-house seemed dark before the day’s end, and he lit the candle in the lanthorn. The children liked all these things because they knew them so well.
The Bee Boy, Hobden’s son, who is not quite right in his head, though he can do anything with bees, slipped in like a shadow. They only guessed it when Bess’s stump-tail wagged against them.
A big voice began singing outside in the drizzle:
‘Old Mother Laidinwool had nigh twelve months been dead, She heard the hops were doing well, and then popped up her head.’
‘There can’t be two people made to holler like that!’ cried old Hobden, wheeling round.
‘For, says she, “The boys I’ve picked with when I was young and fair,
They’re bound to be at hoppin’, and I’m —”’
A man showed at the doorway.
‘Well, well! They do say hoppin’ll draw the very deadest, and now I belieft ’em. You, Tom? Tom Shoesmith!’ Hobden lowered his lanthorn.
‘You’re a hem of a time makin’ your mind to it, Ralph!’ The stranger strode in – three full inches taller than Hobden, a grey-whiskered, brown-faced giant with clear blue eyes. They shook hands, and the children could hear the hard palms rasp together.
‘You ain’t lost none o’ your grip,’ said Hobden. ‘Was it thirty or forty year back you broke my head at Peasmarsh Fair?’
‘Only thirty an’ no odds ‘tween us regardin’ heads, neither. You had it back at me with a hop-pole. How did we get home that night? Swimmin’?’
‘Same way the pheasant come into Gubbs’s pocket – by a little luck an’ a deal o’ conjurin’.’ Old Hobden laughed in his deep chest.
‘I see you’ve not forgotten your way about the woods. D’ye do any o’
this
still?’ The stranger pretended to look along a gun.
Hobden answered with a quick movement of the hand as though he were pegging down a rabbit-wire.
‘No.
That’s
all that’s left me now. Age she must as Age she can. an’ what’s your news since all these years?’
‘Oh, I’ve bin to Plymouth, I’ve bin to Dover-
I’ve bin ramblin’, boys, the wide world over,’
the man answered cheerily. ‘I reckon I know as much of Old England as most.’ He turned towards the children and winked boldly.
‘I lay they told you a sight o’ lies, then. I’ve been into England fur as Wiltsheer once. I was cheated proper over a pair of hedging-gloves,’ said Hobden.
‘There’s fancy-talkin’ everywhere.
You’ve
cleaved to your own parts pretty middlin’ close, Ralph.’
‘Can’t shift an old tree ‘thout it dyin’,’ Hobden chuckled. ‘An’ I be no more anxious to die than you look to be to help me with my hops tonight.’
The great man leaned against the brickwork of the roundel, and swung his arms abroad. ‘Hire me!’ was all he said, and they stumped upstairs laughing.
The children heard their shovels rasp on the cloth where the yellow hops lie drying above the fires, and all the oast-house filled with the sweet, sleepy smell as they were turned.
‘Who is it?’ Una whispered to the Bee Boy.
‘Dunno, no more’n you – if
you
dunno,’ said he, and smiled.
The voices on the drying-floor talked and chuckled together, and the heavy footsteps moved back and forth. Presently a hop-pocket dropped through the press-hole overhead, and stiffened and flattened as they shovelled it full. ‘Clank!’ went the press, and rammed the loose stuff into tight cake.
‘Gently!’ they heard Hobden cry. ‘You’ll bust her crop if you lay on so. You be as careless as Gleason’s bull, Tom. Come an’ sit by the fires. She’ll do now.’
They came down, and as Hobden opened the shutter to see if the potatoes were done Tom Shoesmith said to the children, ‘Put a plenty salt on ’em. That’ll show you the sort o’ man I be.’ Again he winked, and again the Bee Boy laughed and Una stared at Dan.
‘I know what sort o’ man you be,’ old Hobden grunted, groping for the potatoes round the fire.
‘Do ye?’ Tom went on behind his back. ‘Some of us can’t abide Horseshoes, or Church Bells, or Running Water; an’, talkin’ o’ runnin’ water’ – he turned to Hobden, who was backing out of the roundel – ‘d’you mind the great floods at Robertsbridge, when the miller’s man was drowned in the street?’
‘Middlin’ well.’ Old Hobden let himself down on the coals by the fire door. ‘I was courtin’ my woman on the Marsh that year. Carter to Mus’ Plum I was, gettin’ ten shillin’s week. Mine was a Marsh woman.’
‘Won’erful odd-gates place – Romney Marsh,’ said Tom Shoesmith. ‘I’ve heard say the world’s divided like into Europe, Ashy, Afriky, Ameriky, Australy, an’ Romney Marsh.’
‘The Marsh folk think so,’ said Hobden. I had a hem o’ trouble to get my woman to leave it.’
‘Where did she come out of? I’ve forgot, Ralph.’
‘Dymchurch under the Wall,’ Hobden answered, a potato in his hand.
‘Then she’d be a Pett – or a Whitgift, would she?’
‘Whitgift.’ Hobden broke open the potato and ate it with the curious neatness of men who make most of their meals in the blowy open. ‘She growed to be quite reasonable-like after livin’ in the Weald awhile, but our first twenty year or two she was odd-fashioned, no bounds. And she was a won’erful hand with bees.’ He cut away a little piece of potato and threw it out to the door.
‘Ah! I’ve heard say the Whitgifts could see further through a millstone than most,’ said Shoesmith. ‘Did she, now?’
‘She was honest-innocent of any nigromancin’,’ said Hobden. ‘Only she’d read signs and sinnifications out o’ birds flyin’, stars
fallin’, bees hivin’, and such. an’ she’d lie awake – listenin’ for calls, she said.’
‘That don’t prove naught,’ said Tom. ‘All Marsh folk has been smugglers since time everlastin’. ‘Twould be in her blood to listen out o’ nights.’
‘Nature-ally,’ old Hobden replied, smiling. ‘I mind when there was smugglin’ a sight nearer us than the Marsh be. But that wasn’t my woman’s trouble. ’twas a passel o’ no-sense talk,’ he dropped his voice, ‘about Pharisees.’
‘Yes. I’ve heard Marsh men belieft in ’em.’ Tom looked straight at the wide-eyed children beside Bess.
‘Pharisees,’ cried Una. ‘Fairies? Oh, I see!’
‘People o’ the Hills,’ said the Bee Boy, throwing half of his potato towards the door.