“Forty miles if you go through the Fforest,” Owen said. “About twice as long over the mountain.”
They were passing the row of little abandoned houses; the cliff had not fallen yet; instinctively the dun pony skirted well over to the other side of the gorge. Owen shivered at the recollection of his imprisonment.
“Through the Fforest's our way, then,” said the man. “Maybe we'll have the luck to chance on his highness in there. Seems he came down to stay with Lord Malyn and go boar-hunting, but I've been to Castle Malyn already, and nobody's there but servants. His lordship expected any
minute from London, Prince David any day, but neither of them there yet. So I left an urgent message and came hunting this dod-gasted countryside; trouble is, his pesky highness don't like to be bothered with a whole procession of grooms and lackeys when he goes hunting; he'd given them all the slip at Gloucester and gone off on his own.”
“Is it really true that King James III is dying in London?” Owen asked timidly.
“Bless your gaiters, no! Tooth-ache, that's all the old boy has! It made him fretful and low-spirited; then he began to worry that Prince David would be eaten by a wolf or pronged by a wild boar. And on top of that he lost the key of his writing-desk and took a fancy into his head that the prince had gone off with it, so nothing would please him but to send for his highness to come home again. Lot of garboil over nothing, if you ask me.”
But Owen thought his highness the Prince of Wales was lucky to have a father who worried about him when he was in danger and pined for him when he was away.
Soon they had left the narrow gorge behind and, instead of striking up over the stone shoulder of Fighat Ben on the route taken by Bilk and Prigman, the king's messenger, guided by Owen, followed a track that led them down rolling, grass-grown slopes, and at length into the great oak forest, the Fforest Mwyaf, which lay like a border of fur round the feet of the mountains, and stretched far away, eastwards to England, westwards to Caer Malyn and the coast.
“Keep a sharp lookout now, my boy,” warned the messenger, “for I've no fancy to be guzzled up by a wolf or spitted on the tusks of one o they fustilarian wild boars
that run ramping and champing in these dern woods you have hereabouts.”
Owen pulled the little book of knowledge from his bundle. “The wild Boar,
sus scrofa,
” he quoted from it, “has a thick undercoat of long, curly hair through which bristles pass to form an outer covering of dark brown or greyish black. Tusks may be eight to ten inches long. The young have brown fur with spots and stripes of white. The adult, very savage, has been known to kill a tiger.”
“A
tiger
?”
“Not in Wales, I think.” Owen turned over several leaves. “No, that would be in Africa or Tartary. The Boar is naturally stupid and of a sluggish disposition, but he is Restless at every change of the weather, and greatly Agitated when the Wind is high.”
“Dâye reckon there's much chance of a breeze at present?” inquired the messenger, glancing uneasily at the last of the golden autumnal leaves gently stirring above them. “I'd as lief not brabble with one o' they agitated hog-pigs. You keep a sharp watch, young 'un; if you lets a tusker creep up on us unexpected, I'll lamback you, or my name's not Smith!”
“
Is
it Smith?” asked Owen, whose spirits had risen amazingly since his decision to return to the museum and tell all to his grandfather. Being able to read his dear little book again cheered him still more.
“O' course it's Smith,” growled the messenger, kicking his pony into a canter down a long ride between mighty oak trees.
“Well, Mr. Smith, did you know that the Lard of the
Boar is used for Plaisters and Pomatums, and the Bristles for Brushes?”
“No I didn't, and what's more I don't care a fig,” replied Mr. Smith. “I just hope we shan't be needing any plaisters, that's all. Here, you put that book away and tend to business.”
“We are going too far south,” Owen said, obeying, “you should turn eastwards.”
“How do you reckon that out, boy?”
“With my compass,” Owen said, and showed it at the end of its cord.
“That's a handy little article!” Mr. Smith exclaimed in tones of respect. “Pity his majesty wouldn't issue us messengers with the likes o' that, special when we're obliged to leave the highway and roam about in this sort o' nook-shotten wilderness. How much farther would you say it was now, lad?”
“Thirty-seven miles,” Owen said after a little calculation.
“And how d'you work
that
so pat?”
“The pony's steps are a yard long, and every five hundred steps I've made a chalk mark on your leather jerkin.”
“Ho, so you have, have you? Well, just you wipe 'em off afore we get to Pennygaff, I don't wish to ride in looking like a horn-book. Thirty-seven miles,” said Mr. Smith, and did a little calculation on his own account. Then he kicked the pony's slab-sides. “Here! Shake your shaggy shanks, Dobbin-ap-dobbin, or we'll not be there till cockshut time. And spending a night in these woods is something I'd not fancy above half.”
The pony, however, was obstinate and would go at his
own pace and no faster; if kicked more than he considered reasonable he stood stock still with legs apart and head down until such time as he chose to move on again.
“The devil fly away with the perishing nag and the scoundrel who fobbed him off on me,” grumbled Mr. Smith, vainly jerking at the reins on one of these occasions.
Owen consulted his book.
“The Horse,” he read out, “is generous, docile, fpirited, I mean spirited, and very tractable.”
“Oh, to be sure! Certainly!” snarled Mr. Smith. “About as tractable as Windsor Castle!”
“The Horse distinguishes his Companion, and neighs to him, and will remember any place at which he has once ftopped.”
“He'll remember
this
spot, I'll lay. Counting the blades of grass, he is, I daresay, to tell his stablemates. I don't suppose that there chap-book of yourn tells how to
start
a horse when he's stopped, do it?”
Owen was obliged to admit that it did not. “I wish my friend Arabis were here. She knows how to whisper in the ears of horses when they give trouble.”
“If I were to whisper in the ear âo this here Turk, what I said 'ud make him blush to the end of his tail.”
“Shall
I
try whispering to him?” Owen suggested diffidently.
“Whisper if you've a mind to, boy; no harm I reckon; only look sharp about it.”
Owen accordingly slipped from the pony's rump and going forward, took hold of one furry ear and whispered into it. Having no notion of what sort of soothing spells Arabis used to charm refractory horses, he decided to try
the Table of Corn measures from his Book of Knowledge:
2 lasts 1 wey
10 weys 1 quarter
20 quarters 1 comb
80 combs 1 bushel
320 bushels 1 peck
This had an electrifying effect. On the word
peck
the pony bounded forward as if he saw a manger full of corn ahead of him under the trees. Mr. Smith, violently dislodged from the saddle, fell sprawling.
“
Dang
it!” he cried furiously and, leaping to his feet, made after the pony, who kept evading him and remained tantalizingly just out of reach. Owen ran round to the pony's other side and tried to grab his reins, but the wayward animal kicked up his heels and cantered to the end of the glade.
“This is all on account o'
your
parlous notions!” Mr. Smith said to Owen. “A right slubber you made o' the business. Now what are you agoing to do about it?”
“I don't suppose you have any Carrots, Sugar, or other delicacies of which horses are Inordinately fond?”
“No I have not; and anyways if I had I wouldn't offer them to that son of Beelzebub.”
Owen reflected. “My grandfather considers that mushrooms are a delicacy; I wonder if the pony would do so too?”
“No knowing what whim that rug-headed prancer might take into his noddle,” remarked the messenger. “Try him
if you like. Only don't poison the brute! I daresay half these toadystools is sudden death.”
However Owen, aided by his useful book, was able to pick out a cluster of wood mushrooms from the various kinds of fungi which grew profusely in the vicinity. He pulled a few and broke them in pieces, then approached the pony, who watched him come with suspicion, but pricked his ears interestedly as the scent of the mushrooms reached him, borne on the rising wind.
“Stap me!” muttered Mr. Smith. “I do believe the unnatural animal's agoing to swallow the bait.”
The pony stuck out his neck and then lifted a lip to nibble at one of the portions of mushroom.
Matters were in this delicate state when they were all startled by the sound of a low, fierce series of grunts, alarmingly near at hand. With a shrill whinny the pony flung up his head and bounded aside; Owen looked swiftly round and, to his horror, saw an immense wild boar emerge from a clump of hazel bushes midway between him and Mr. Smith. Its bristles were a dark mahogany-brown in colour, its curved tusks were fully ten inches long, and its tiny red eyes gleamed with ferocity.
“The bow! The crossbow!” Mr. Smith called frantically. “You've got it, boy! Shoot the monster, don't just stand there gawping!”
Owen had slung the bow on his back when he dismounted. Hurriedly he wiped his glasses, unslung it, and fitted a bolt. The boar, roused and irritated by Mr. Smith's shout, was moving in his direction, pawing the ground menacingly and shaking its huge head so that a spray of
saliva flew about, while keeping its little eyes fixed on the terrified messenger.
“Shoot!” Smith croaked again. The boar made a rush at him and he dodged round a massive oak. “What ails you, boy?
Do
something!” he cried to Owen, who looked quickly about, picked up a stone, and hurled it at the boar. Uttering a high-pitched squeal of rage it spun round and made for him, ramping and frothing, and covering the distance at fearful speed on its short powerful legs.
Shaking but resolute, Owen knelt down and took aim; at the last possible moment he launched a bolt right into the boar's open gullet. Still it came on; desperately he pulled out another arrow and fitted it into the crossbow. Then suddenly, with a last screaming grunt, the old king-boar pitched over heavily and fell dead not half a yard from where Owen crouched.
“Phew!” Mr. Smith emerged from behind the oak tree, fanning himself with his three-cornered hat. “I thought we were properly lugged that time! Hey, boy, what made you take such a tarnal long time to shoot?”
“Because my book says the Boar is insensible to Blows on account of the Thickness of his Hide; so shooting him in the mouth seemed our only hope.”
“Humph; well, you're certainly a cool customer,” was all Mr. Smith said to that.
Owen would have liked to stay and make a careful examination of the dead animal, but Mr. Smith was anxious to get on; by great good fortune their pony, panic-stricken at the sight of the boar, had run blindly into a hazel thicket where it had been obliged to remain, sweating and shivering, with its reins hopelessly tangled among the boughs.
Docile now, and subdued, it allowed itself to be mounted and made no objections to cantering off at top speed.
“Likely we'll have no more trouble with the nag now, at least,” Mr. Smith remarked. “If I'd ha” thought, though, I'd ha” cut off one of the boar's pettitoes to tirrit him with if he should get resty again.”
However Owen had prudently stowed some of the mushrooms in his pockets; he felt sure they might prove more efficacious than frightening their mount with a boar's trotter.
As it proved, though, they had no need to cajole or threaten the pony, who behaved in a meek and biddable manner for the rest of the journey. They met no more wild boars face to face, and if they chanced to hear the distant grunts of one, rooting for truffles or chestnuts farther off in the forest, the very sound was enough to start the pony into a gallop, so they were able to cover the remaining distance to Pennygaff in record time, and arrived at the outskirts of the town just as a windy dusk was falling.
“Is this Pennygaff, then?” Mr. Smith inquired as they threaded their way down a narrow, empty street between little slate-roofed dwellings. “It's a doleful sort o' borough, isn't it? Where's all the folk?”
“They are indoors, I suppose,” Owen said doubtfully.
The town did seem unusually deserted. Not a step echoed on the cobbles, apart from their own; not a light showed in the windows.
Mr. Smith shouted his message about the lost prince in front of the stocks, and the gallows, and the new Habakkuk chapel. Nobody appeared to take the slightest interest.