"Where are you going?" Nicodaeus plucked at his sleeve.
"I want to meet the princess."
"But you can't approach royalty! You have to wait for her to summon you!"
"Oh, don't let's bother with all that protocol. I want to see if she looks as marvelous up close as she does from here."
He pushed through between two bony dowagers just rising from creaky curtseys and smiled at the girl as she turned inquiringly toward him.
"Hi," Lafayette said, looking her over admiringly. "They told me you were beautiful, but that was the understatement of the year. I didn't know I could imagine anything this nice."
A big young man with curly dark hair and cigarette-ad features stepped forward, flexing Herculean shoulders that threatened to burst his royal blue gold-braid-looped tunic. He inclined his head to the princess, then turned to give O'Leary a warning look.
"Withdraw, bumpkin," he said in a low voice.
O'Leary waved a hand. "Go play with your blocks." He started around the man, who took a quick step to bar his way.
"Are you deaf, oaf?" he rapped.
"No, I'm Lafayette O'Leary, and if you don't mind, I'd like to—"
The young Hercules put a finger against O'Leary's chest. "Begone!" he hissed fiercely.
"Now, now, no rough stuff in front of the princess," O'Leary admonished, brushing the hand aside.
"Count Alain," a cool feminine voice said. Both men turned. Princess Adoranne smiled an intimate little smile at the count and turned to Lafayette.
"This must be the brave man who's come to rid us of the dragon." She tugged at the leash as the tiger cub came snuffling around O'Leary's ankles. "Welcome to Artesia."
"Thanks." Lafayette nudged the count aside. "I didn't exactly come here to kill dragons, but since I'm here, I don't mind helping out."
"Have you slain many dragons, Sir Lafayette?" She smiled at him coolly.
"Nope, never even saw one." He winked. "Did you?"
"Adoranne's lips were parted in an expression of mild surprise. "No," she admitted. "There is but one, of course—the beast of the rebel Lod."
"I'll bring you his left ear—if dragons have ears."
The princess blushed prettily.
"Fellow, you're overbold," Alain snapped.
"If I'm going to go dragon hunting, that's a characteristic I've been advised to cultivate." Lafayette moved closer to the princess. "You know, Adoranne, I really should have demanded half the kingdom and your hand in marriage."
Count Alain's hand spun O'Leary around; his fist hovered under Lafayette's nose.
"I've warned you for the last time."
Lafayette disengaged his arm. "I sincerely hope so. By the way, isn't there a little matter you wanted to attend to?" Lafayette envisioned an urgent physiological need.
Count Alain looked uncomfortable. "Your pardon, Highness," he said in a strained voice. He turned hastily and hurried toward an inconspicuous door.
O'Leary smiled blandly at the princess. "Nice fellow," he said. "Good friend of yours?"
"One of my dearest companions since were played together as children."
"Amazing," Lafayette said. "You remember your childhood?"
"Very well, Sir Lafayette. Do you not?"
"Well, sure, but let's not get started on that. Would you like to dance?"
The princess' ladies, drawn up in a rank behind her, sniffed loudly and moved as if to close in. Adoranne looked at O'Leary thoughtfully.
"There's no music," she said.
Lafayette glanced toward the potted palms, envisioned a swinging five-man combo behind them. They were in tuxes, and the music was on the stands, and the instruments out. The leader was saying a word to the boys now, raising a hand . . . He felt the small thump.
"May I?" Lafayette held out a hand as the opening blast of the Royal Garden Blues rang across the ballroom. Adoranne smiled, handed the cub's leash to a lady standing by and took Lafayette's hand. He drew her close—a feather-light vision of sky-blue and pearls and a faint scent of night-blooming jasmine.
"Sir Lafayette!" she gasped. "You have a strange manner with a lady."
"I'll show you a quaint native dance we do at home."
She followed without apparent difficulty as he tried out one of the Arthur Murray steps he had so often practiced solo in his room with the instruction book in his left hand.
"You follow beautifully," O'Leary said. "But then, I guess that's to be expected."
"Of course. I've been well instructed in the arts of the ballroom. But tell me, why did you agree to go out against Lod's dragon?"
"Oh, I don't know. To keep from finding out if your pop really meant what he said about hot irons, maybe."
"You jest, sir!"
"Sure."
"Tell me, did you swear some great oath to do a mighty deed?"
"Well . . ."
"And an oath of secrecy as well," she nodded, bright-eyed. "Tell me," she asked in an excited whisper, "who are you—really? The name—Sir Lafayette—does it disguise some noble title in your own land of Leary?"
"Now where did you get that idea?"
"You comport yourself not as one accustomed to bending the knee," she said, looking at him expectantly.
"Well, now that you mention it, where I come from, I don't have to kneel to anybody."
Adoranne gasped. "I knew it! How exciting! Tell me, Lafayette, where is your country? Not to the east, for there's naught but ocean there, and to the west lies only the desert stronghold of Lod."
"No fair to try to worm my secrets out of me," Lafayette said waggishly. "It's more fun if I'm mysterious."
"Very well, but promise me that when you reveal yourself, it will be first to me."
"You can count on that, honey," Lafayette assured her.
"Honey?"
"You know, sweet stuff."
Adoranne giggled. "Lafayette, you have the cutest way of putting things!"
"That's one of the nice things about being here," he said. "Usually I'm pretty dumb when it comes to light conversation."
"Lafayette, you're trying to cozen me! I'll wager there's never a moment when you're at a loss for words."
"Oh, there have been some moments. When the musketeers came to arrest me, for example. I'd been having a few quick ones with somebody called the Red Bull—"
Adoranne gasped. "You mean the infamous cutpurse and smuggler?"
"He seemed to have some illegal ideas, all right. A reflection of the anarchist in me, I suppose."
"And they arrested you!" Adoranne giggled. "Lafayette, you might have been lodged in a dungeon!"
"Oh, well, I've been in worse places."
"What thrilling adventures you must have had! A prince, wandering incognito—"
The music stopped with a clatter as though the players had tossed their instruments into a pile. Everybody clapped, calling for more. Count Alain shouldered past O'Leary, ducking his head to the princess.
"Adoranne, dare I crave the honor of the next?"
"Sorry, Al, she's taken," Lafayette took the girl's hand, started past the count, who pivoted to face him.
"'Twas not
your
leave I spoke for, witling!" he hissed. "I warn you, begone before I lose my temper!"
"Look, Al, I'm getting a little tired of this," Lafayette said. "Every time I'm on the verge of having an interesting chat with Adoranne, you butt in."
"Aye! a greater dullard even than yourself should see when his company's not wanted. Now get ye gone!" People were staring now as the count's voice rose.
"Alain!" Adoranne looked at him with a shocked expression. "You mustn't speak that way to . . . to . . . a guest," she finished.
"A guest? A hired adventurer, by all accounts! How dare you lay a hand on the person of the Princess Royal!"
"Alain, why can't you two be friends?" Adoranne appealed. "After all, Sir Lafayette is sworn to perform a great service to the crown."
"His kind finds it easy to talk of great deeds," Alain snapped, "but when the hour comes for action—"
"I notice you didn't volunteer, Al," O'Leary pointed out. "You look like a big strong boy—"
"Strong enough to break your head. As for dragon slaying, neither I nor any other man can face a monster bigger than a mountain, armored and fanged—"
"How do you know he's armored and fanged? Have you seen him?"
"No, but 'tis common knowledge—"
"Uh-huh. Well, Alain, you run along now. After I've killed this dragon I'll let you come out with a tape measure and see just how big he is—unless you're too shy, that is."
"Shy, eh!" The count's well chiseled features scowled two inches from Lafayette's nose. "I'm not too shy to play a tattoo on your ill-favored hide, a-horse or afoot!"
"Count Alain!" Adoranne's cool voice was low but it carried a snap of authority. "Mend your manners, sir!"
"My manners!" Alain glared at O'Leary. "This fellow has the manners of a swineherd! And the martial skill as well, I'll wager!"
"Oh, I don't know, Al," O'Leary said casually. "I've done a bit of reading on karate, aikido, judo—"
"These are weapons I know not," Alain grated. "What do you know of the broadsword, the poniard, the mace? Or the quarterstaff, the lance—"
"Crude," Lafayette said. "Very crude. I find the art of fencing a much more gentlemanly sport. I read a dandy book on it just last month. The emphasis on the point rather than the edge, you know. The saber and epée—"
"I'm not unfamiliar with rapier form," Alain said grimly. "In fact, I'd welcome an opportunity to give you lessons."
Lafayette laughed indulgently. "
You
teach
me
? Al, old fellow, if you only knew how foolish that sounds. After all, what could you possibly know that I don't, eh?" He chuckled.
"Then, Sir Nobody, perhaps your worship would condescend to undertake my instruction!"
"Alain!" Adoranne started.
"It's all right, Adoranne," O'Leary said. "Might be fun at that. How about tomorrow afternoon?"
"Tomorrow? Ha! And overnight you'd scuttle for safety, I doubt not, and we'd see no more of you and your pretensions! 'Tis not so easy as that, knave. The inner courtyard is moon-bright! Let's repair to our lessons without further chatter!"
Nicodaeus was at Lafayette's side. "Ah, Count Alain," he said smoothly. "May I suggest—"
"You may not!" Alain's eyes found O'Leary's. "I'll await you in the courtyard." He bobbed his head to the princess, turned on his heel and pushed his way through the gaping circle of onlookers who at once streamed away in his wake.
"All this excitement about a fencing lesson," O'Leary said. "These people are real sports fans."
"Sir Lafayette," Adoranne said breathlessly, "you need not heed the count's ill-natured outburst. I'll command that he beg your forgiveness."
"Oh, it's all right. The fresh air will do me good. I'm feeling those cognacs a little, I'm afraid."
"Lafayette, how cool you are in the face of danger. Here." She took a lacy handkerchief from somewhere and pressed it in Lafayette's hand. "Wear this and please, deal generously with him." Then she was gone.
"Adoranne—" O'Leary began. A hand took his arm.
"Lafayette," Nicodaeus said at his ear. "Do you know what you're doing? Alain is the top swordsman in the Guards Regiment."
"I'm just giving him a few tips on saber technique. He—"
"Tips? The man's a master fencer! He'll have his point under your ribs before you can say Sam Katzman!"
"Nonsense. It's all just good clean fun."
"Fun? The man is furious!"
Lafayette looked thoughtful. "Do you really think he's mad?"
"Just this side of frothing at the mouth," Nicodaeus assured him. "He's been number one with Adoranne for some time now—until you came along and cut him out of the pattern."
"Jealous, eh? Poor fellow, if he only knew . . ."
"Only knew what?" Nicodaeus asked sharply.
"Nothing." He slapped Nicodaeus heartily on the back. "Now let's go out and see what he can do."
The courtyard was a grim rectangle of granite walled in by the looming rear elevations of the servant's residential wings of the palace, gleaming coldly in the light of a crescent moon. The chill in the air had sharpened; it was close to freezing now. Lafayette looked around at the crowd that had gathered to watch the fencing lesson. They formed a ring three or four deep around the circumference of the impromptu arena, bundled in cloaks, stamping their feet and conversing in low, excited mutters. The wagers being made, O'Leary noted, were two to one in favor of the opposition.
"I'll take your coat," Nicodaeus said briskly. O'Leary pulled it off, shivered as a blast of frigid wind flapped his shirt against his back. Twenty feet away, Count Alain, looking bigger than ever in shirt sleeves, chatted casually with two elegant-looking seconds, who glanced his way once, nodded coldly, and thereafter ignored him.
"Ah, I see the surgeon is on hand." Nicodaeus pointed out a portly man in a long gray cloak. "Not that there'll be much he can do. Count Alain always goes for the heart."
The count had accepted his blade from one of his aides now; he flexed it, tested its point with a finger and made a series of cuts at the air.
"I'd better warm up, too," O'Leary drew his rapier from its scabbard, finding it necessary to use both hands to get the point clear. "It's kind of long, isn't it?" he said. He waved the weapon, took up a stance.
"I hope your practice has been against skilled partners," Nicodaeus said.
"Oh, I just practice by myself." O'Leary tried a lunge, went a little too far, had to hop twice to get his balance.
"This thing's heavy," he commented, lowering the tip to the ground. "I'm used to a lighter weapon."
"Be grateful for its weight; Count Alain has a superb sword arm. He'll beat a light blade aside like a wooden lath."
"Hey," Lafayette said, nudging the magician. "Look over there, in the black cloak. That looks like—"
"It is," Nicodaeus said. "Don't stare. The cloak is accepted by all present as an effective disguise. It wouldn't do for a lady of her rank to witness an affair of this sort."
Lafayette fumbled out Adoranne's hanky, fluttered it at her and tucked it in his shirt pocket. Across the yard, Count Alain, watching the byplay, set his left fist on his hip, proceeded to whip his blade through a dazzling warmup pattern. O'Leary gaped at the whistling steel.