Read The Traders' War (Merchant Princes Omnibus 2) Online
Authors: Charles Stross
‘I’ll tell them.’ Smith paused. ‘As it happens, I know you’re not being listened in on, unless you lift the receiver on that phone – I signed the wiretap
request myself. There’s stuff we need to talk about, and this place is more private than my office, if you follow my drift.’
‘I’m not being listened in on right now? Suits me.’ Mike leaned back in the sofa. ‘Talk away. Sorry if I don’t, uh, if I’m not too focused: I feel like
shit.’
‘That’s why you’re on sick leave. You may be interested to know that your story checks out: Beckstein’s mother disappeared six months ago. Her house is still there, the
bills are being paid on time, but there’s nobody home. We haven’t gotten a trace on her income stream so far; her credit cards and bank account are ordinary enough, but the deposits are
coming in from an offshore bank account in Liechtenstein and that’s turning out to be hard to trace. Anyway, we confirmed that she’s one of them.’ He stood up again and paced over
to the kitchen door then back, as if his legs were incapable of standing still. ‘This is a, a tactical mess. We’d hoped to get at least a few successful contacts in place before our
ability to operate in fairyland was blown. What this means is that they, uh, Beckstein senior’s faction, are going to be alert for informants from now on. On the other hand, if they’re
willing to talk we’ve got an – admittedly biased – HUMINT source to develop. Contacts, in other words.’
Mike stared at him. Smith was just about sweating bullets. ‘Who do we talk to in the Middle East?’ he asked. ‘I mean, when we want to know what al-Qaeda is planning?’
‘That’s a lot more accessible, believe it or not. This, these guys, it’s like China in the fifties or sixties.’ Smith looked as if he was sucking on a lemon.
‘Look.’ He picked up the second grocery bag and handed it to Mike. ‘This stuff is strictly off the books because, unfortunately, we’re off the map here, right outside the
reservation.’
‘What –’ Mike upended the bag and boxes fell out. A cell phone, ammunition, a pistol. ‘The fuck?’
‘Glock 18, like their own people use. The phone was bought anonymously for cash. Listen.’ Smith hunkered down in front of him, still radiating extreme discomfort. ‘The
phone’s preprogrammed with Dr. James’s private number. This is running right from the top. If you have to negotiate with them, James can escalate you all the way to Mr. Cheney
himself.’
Mike was impressed, despite himself.
They’re briefing the vice president?
‘What’s the gun for?’
‘In case the other faction come calling for you.’
‘Hadn’t thought of that,’ Mike admitted. ‘What do you want me to do?’
‘Find out if GREENSLEEVES was blowing smoke. If all he had was a couple of slugs of hot metal, that’s still bad – but right now it would be really good if we could call off the
NIRT investigation. On the other hand, you might want to tell the Beckstein faction what will happen if one of our cities goes up.’
‘Huh. What would happen? What could we do, realistically?’
Smith paused for a few seconds. ‘I’m just guessing here, you understand. I’m not privy to that information. But my guess is that we would be very, very angry – for all of
about thirty minutes. And then we’d retaliate in kind, Mike. The SSADM backpack nukes have been out of inventory since the early seventies, and the W54 cores were retired by eighty-nine, but
they don’t have to stay that way. The schematics are still on file and if I were a betting man I’d place a C-note on Pantex being able to run one up in a few weeks, if they
haven’t done so already. Mr. Cheney and Dr. Wolfowitz are both gung ho about developing a new generation of nukes. It could get really ugly really fast, Mike. A smuggler’s war, tit for
tat. But we’d win, because we’ve got a choke hold on the weapons supply. And if it comes to it, I don’t think we’d hold back from making it a war of extermination.
It’s not hard to stick a cobalt jacket on a bomb when there’s zero risk of the fallout coming home.’
‘Wow, that’s ugly all right.’ 9/11 had been bad enough: the nightmare Smith was dangling before him was far worse. ‘Anything else?’
‘Yep.’ The colonel stood up. ‘From now on, until you’re through with this thing or we call it off, you’re in a box. We don’t want you in day-to-day contact
with the organization. The less you know, the less you can give away.’
‘But I – oh. You’re thinking, if they kidnap me – ’
‘Yes, that’s what we’re afraid of.’
‘Right.’ Mike swallowed. ‘So. I’m to tell Mrs. Beckstein about Matt’s bomb threat, and we either want it handed over right now, or convincing evidence that he was
bluffing. Otherwise, they’re looking at retaliation in kind. What else?’
‘You give her the mobile phone and tell her who it connects to. There’s a deal on the table that she might find interesting.’ Smith nodded to himself. ‘And there’s
one other thing you can pass on at the same time.’
‘Yes?’
‘Tell her we’re working on the world-walking mechanism. Her window of opportunity for negotiation is open for now – but if she waits too long, it’s going to slam
shut.’ He stood up. ‘Once we aren’t forced to rely on captured couriers, as soon as we can send the 82nd Airborne across, we aren’t going to need the Clan any more. And we
want her to know that.’
*
In Otto’s opinion one armed camp was much like another: the only difference was how far the stink stretched. His majesty’s camp was better organized than most, but
with three times as many men it paid to pay attention to details like the latrines. King Egon might not like the tinkers, but he was certainly willing to copy their obsession with hygiene if it
kept his men from succumbing to the pestilence. And so Otto rode with his retinue, tired and dusty from the road, past surprisingly tidy rows of tents and the larger pavilions of their eorls and
lords, towards the big pavilion at the heart of the camp – in order to ask the true whereabouts of his majesty.
The big pavilion wasn’t hard to find – the royal banner flying from the tall mast anchored outside it would have been a giveaway, if nothing else – but Otto’s eyes
narrowed at the size of the guard detachment waiting there.
Either he mistrusts one of his own, or the bluff is doubled,
he thought. Handing his horse’s reins to one of his hand-men
he swung himself down from the saddle, wincing slightly as he turned towards the three guards in household surcoats approaching from the side of the pavilion. ‘Who’s in charge
here?’ he demanded.
‘I am.’ The tallest of them tilted his helmet back.
Otto stiffened in shock, then immediately knelt, heart in mouth with fear: ‘My liege, I did not recognize you – ’
‘Good: you weren’t meant to.’ Egon smiled thinly. ‘No shame attaches. Rise, Otto, and walk with me. You brought your company?’
‘Yes – all who are fit to ride. And your messenger, Sir Geraunt.’
‘Excellent.’ The king carefully shifted the strap on his exotic and lethal weapon, pointing the muzzle at the ground as he walked around the side of the tent. Otto noticed the two
other household guards following, barely out of earshot. They, too, carried black, strangely proportioned witch weapons. ‘I’ve got something to show you.’
‘Sire?’ Behind him, Heidlor was keeping his immediate bodyguard together.
Good man.
The king’s behavior was disturbingly unconventional –
‘The witches can walk through another world, the world of shadows,’ remarked Egon. ‘They can ambush you if you keep still and they know where you are. Armies are large, they
attract spies. Constant movement is the best defense. That, and not making a target of one’s royal self by wearing gilded armor and sleeping in the largest tent.’
Ah
. Otto nodded. So there was a reason for all this strangeness, after all. ‘What would you have me do, sire?’
Behind the royal pavilion there was a hummock of mounded-up earth. Someone – many someones – had labored to build it up from the ground nearby, and then cut a narrow trench into it.
‘Pay attention.’ His majesty marched along the trench, which curved as it cut into the mound. Otto followed him, curious as to what his majesty might find so interesting in a heap of
soil. ‘Ah, here we are.’ The trench descended until the edges were almost out of reach above him, then came to an abrupt end in an open, circular space almost as large as the royal
pavilion. The muddy floor was lined with rough-cut planks: four crates were spaced around the walls, as far apart as possible. The king placed a proprietorial hand on one of the crates. ‘What
do you make of it?’
Otto blanked for a moment. He’d been expecting something, but this . . . ‘Spoils?’ he asked, slowly.
‘Very good!’ Egon grinned boyishly. ‘Yes, I took these from the witches. Hopefully they don’t realize they’re missing. Tonight, another one should
arrive.’
‘But they’re –’ Otto stared. ‘Treasure?’ His eyes narrowed. ‘Their demon blasting powder?’
‘Something even better.’ A low metal box, drab green in color, lay on the planking next to the crate. Egon bent down and flicked open the latches that held the lid down.
‘Behold.’ He flipped the lid over, to reveal the contents – a gun.
‘One of the tinkers’,’ Otto noted, forgetting to hold his tongue. ‘An arms dump?’
‘Yes.’ Egon straightened up. ‘My sources told me about them, so I had my – helpers – go looking.’ He looked at Otto. ‘Twenty years ago, thirty years
ago, the witch families handed their collective security to the white duke. He standardized them. Their guns, your pistol –’ he gestured at Otto’s holster – ‘when you
run out of their cartridges, what will you do?’
Otto shrugged. ‘It’s a problem, sire. We can’t make anything like these.’
Egon nodded. ‘They have tried hard to conceal a dirty little secret: the truth is, neither can they. So they stockpile cartridges of a common size and type, purchased from the demons in
the shadow world. Your pistol uses the same kind as my carbine. But they kept something better for themselves. This is a, an M60, a
machine gun.
’ He pronounced the unfamiliar, alien
syllables carefully. ‘It fires bigger bullets, faster and farther. It outranges my six-pounder carronades, in fact. But it is useless without cartridges, big ones that come on a metal belt.
And they are profligate with ammunition. So the duke stockpiled cartridges for the M60s, all over the place.’
Otto looked at the gun. It was much bigger than the king’s MP5, almost as long as a musket. Then he looked at the crate. ‘How much do you have, sire?’
‘Not enough.’ Egon frowned. ‘Four crates, almost eighty thousand rounds, six guns. And some very fine blasting powder.’
‘Only six –’ Otto stopped. ‘They haven’t noticed?’
The king lowered the lid back on top of the gun. ‘Ten years ago, the witches began to re-equip with a better weapon.’ He patted the MP5: ‘These are deadly, are they not? But it
is a sidearm. They held the M60s to defend their castles and keeps. But they’re heavy and take a lot of ammunition. They have a new gun now, the M249. And it takes different ammunition,
lighter, with a shorter range – still far greater than anything we have, though, near as far as a twelve-pounder can throw shot, and why not? A soldier with one of the new demon-guns can
carry twice as much ammunition, and war among the witches is always about mobility. So they gradually forgot about the M60s, leaving the crates of ammunition in the cellars of their houses, and
they forgot about the guns, too.’ The royal smile reappeared. ‘Their servants remembered.’
‘Sire! How would you have me use these guns?’
The royal smile broadened.
‘The foe has been informed, by hitherto unimpeachable sources, that I will be attacking Castle Hjorth in the next week. They will concentrate in defense of the castle, which as the gateway
to the Eagle Hills would indeed be a prize worth capturing. Baron Drakel, who is already on his way there at the head of a battalion of pike and musketry, has the honor of ensuring that the witches
have targets to aim their fire at. Meanwhile, the majority of the forces camped here will leave on the morrow for the real target. Your task is to spend a day with your best hand-men, and with my
armorers, who will remain behind, instructing you in the use of the machine guns, and the explosives. Then you will follow the main force, who will not be aware of your task.’
‘Sire! This is a great honor, I am sure, but am I to understand that you do not want to bring these guns to bear in the initial battle?’
‘Yes.’ Egon stared at the baron, his expression disturbingly mild. ‘There are traitors in the midst of my army, Otto. I know for a fact that you are not one of them
–’ Otto shuddered as if a spider had crawled across his grave ‘– but this imposes certain difficulties upon my planning.’
Otto glanced round. The two royal bodyguards stood with their backs to him. ‘Sire?’
‘The witches cannot be defeated by conventional means, Otto. If we besiege them, they can simply vanish into their shadow world. There they can move faster than we can, obtain weapons of
dire power from their demonic masters, and continue their war against us. So to rid my kingdom of their immediate influence, I must render their castles and palaces useless as strong
points.’
Egon paced around the nearest ammunition crate. ‘At the outset, I determined to pin them down, forcing them to defend their holdings, to prove to my more reluctant sworn men that the
witches are vulnerable. Your raids were a great success. For every village you put to the sword, another ten landholders swore to my flag, and for that you will be rewarded most handsomely,
Otto.’ His eyes gleamed. ‘But to allow you to live to a ripe old age in your duchy –’ he continued, ignoring Otto’s sharp intake of breath ‘– we must force
the witches to concentrate on ground of our choice, and then massacre them, while denying them the ability to regroup in a strong place. To that end, it occurs to me that a castle can be as
difficult to break
out
of as it is to break
in
to – especially if it is surrounded by machine guns. This is a difficult trick, Otto, and it would be impossible without the
treachery of their servitors and hangers-on, but I am going to take the Hjalmar Palace – and use it as an anvil, and you the hammer, to smash the witches.’