Read The Tiger In the Smoke Online
Authors: Margery Allingham
âI don't suppose that will clean,' she remarked, and, refolding the garment, put it back on the desk. Her cracked voice was perfectly easy. There was not even a tremor in it. âYes, that's the jacket I bought from Mary. Well, it's no good me saying it isn't, is it? You can all recognize it for yourselves. It's been lying about the house for I don't know how long, hasn't it?' Her little laugh sounded practical and full of resignation.
âThe police will want to know what you did with it,' said Avril.
âThen I must tell them, musn't I?' She seemed very sure of herself. âI must look it up in my little book. I think I noticed a bit of moth in it and put it in the lot I sent down to Mr Rosenthal in Crumb Street.' She swung round in her chair so that she came face to face with the hovering Picot. âI'm not a rich woman, but I like to do my bit for the Church,' she announced, smiling at him broadly with all her china teeth. âI sometimes have to take a little percentage for my trouble, that's only reasonable, because if I can't live I can't give, can I?'
âYou deal in second-hand clothes, do you, Mrs Cash?' The sergeant was not to be intimidated by this sort of thing. He thought he knew the sort of handling she needed.
Eyes quite as sophisticated as his own met him squarely. âI do a bit of good wherever I can,' she said, âand I can show you books to prove how much I've been able to donate to the Mission of the Underprivileged, the Charles Wade Society, the Churchman's Aid, and I don't know how many more. It's all down, all kept properly. Anyone can see it any time they like. Can't they, Canon?'
In response to the direct appeal Avril bowed his head and looked very unhappy about it. The sergeant, on the other hand, felt more at ease than he had been at any time in the evening.
âThat's not an answer to my question, is it?' he remarked reasonably.
Mrs Cash smoothed the lap of her good black coat.
âWell, I'm not an old clothes woman if that's what you mean, young man,' she said complacently. âYou've been in this district some time. I think I've seen you about the Barrow Road and Apron Street, haven't I? You know the sort of district this is. A lot of very good houses going down, and a very good lot of people going down too. Old ladies needing money more than jewellery and not knowing how to go about selling it. Bits of nice lace and a piece of old furniture on their hands, perhaps. Well, I'm not proud. Living near the Canon all these years has taught me how to be humble, I hope, and like him I like to do a bit of good where I can. So I trot round helping. There's many an old woman under a good eiderdown at this moment much more comfortable than if she only had her mother's cameo in a chest of drawers instead. I go everywhere and I know everyone. Sometimes I buy and sometimes I sell. And sometimes I have things given me for charity, and I turn them into money and send the little cheque to one of the societies.'
âAnd you put it all down in the book,' said Picot. He was nodding, a wide smile on his face.
She echoed the smile exactly. âI put it all down in my book.'
âIt's the jacket I'm interested in at the moment.'
âYes, I can see you are. Someone's had a nasty accident in it, haven't they? Well, I must help you too if I can. I'll look in the book.'
âI'll come with you.'
âThere's no reason why you shouldn't.' She hoisted her big bag on to her knees. âI feel certain it went down to Mr Rosenthal. His shop is quite near your new police station. He keeps it very nice and clean. He's a good business man.'
âYes, I know Rosenthal.' The sergeant's expression was rueful. âHe keeps books too.'
âOf course he does. You have to in business. Are you coming?'
âWait.' Old Avril, who had been listening to this exchange with growing depression, intervened at last. âMrs Cash, you know your way about this house. I wonder if you'd mind going down to the kitchen and asking Mary to come here. Stay there if you will for ten minutes, and then Sergeant Picot will come down to you. Will you do that?'
âOf course I will, Canon. Don't think I mind the kitchen. I've done enough work in it in your dear wife's time. Very well, young man. You come and fetch me and then we'll go to my little house together. Good night, Canon. I shall be sending something to the Church Restoration Fund in a week or so, just a little something. I've spoken to the churchwardens. They say you can't stop me if I want to do my little bit.'
She rose very lightly for one of her build and trotted out, looking like a pottery figure designed to hold mustard. Picot could just see her with a spoon sticking out of her hat.
Avril bent over his scrap of sermon paper and the sergeant, who was near enough to read the fine hand, saw him write the words â
Wardens
'
meeting, Mrs Cash, subscription, No
'.
âThey say all money stinks, sir,' he observed, grinning. âYou think you can afford to draw the line somewhere, though, do you?'
Avril's reply punctured his tolerant sophistication.
âHow obvious she is, poor woman,' he said. âA green bay tree in St Petersgate Square. Ah, Mary, there you are. Don't knock, come in.'
Mrs Talisman crept in looking deplorable. She was drowned in tears and had been in their salt water some time.
âOh, sir!'
Avril pushed his hand through his wild hair and sat down.
âDid the three pound ten cover it?' he demanded. âCome along, my girl, speak up. Was three pound ten all you owed her?'
âOh, sir!'
âWas it? Was it all?'
âYes, sir. On my soul, sir. It was only a pound at first, you see. They had some lovely white shirts at the stores. Only thirty-five shillings, and Talisman is so particular and I do like him to be a credit to us. And they were so cheap. I'd got the fifteen shillings put by, but of course I knew they wouldn't stay in the shop at that price, and so when Mrs Cash came in collecting I â well I did. She offered it and I took it. It was only a pound.'
âThe rest was interest?'
âYes, sir. Five shillings a week. It mounted up so fast. She didn't bother me, you see; in fact I didn't set eyes on her until it was two-fifteen. But then she started coming round, and I know you don't like her in the kitchen. I offered her several things of my own. I didn't want to tell Talisman, sir, he'd never forgive me. I offered her the blanket off my bed that was a wedding present to Emily's mother, and all kinds of things. I did really. But she wouldn't take anything except men's clothes, she said, and not Talisman's black ones either. Then she asked me if Miss Meg hadn't given me any of Mr Martin's things, and â oh, sir!'
Avril sighed. âRun along, Mary. Don't do it again. I told you that last time. When was it?'
âSeven years ago, sir, nearly eight. Oh, sir â¦!'
âNo,' said Avril. âNo, no, no, no more. Enough. Go away.'
âForgive me. Oh, please forgive me!'
The Canon glanced helplessly at Picot. âI warned you this would be embarrassing,' he said. âI can't forgive you, Mary. I can't forgive sins, my dear girl. Whatever next? But if you want my professional opinion on it, I think you've had the hell you're due to get for this.'
âOh, thank you, sir.'
âGood heavens, don't take it as a promise,' said Avril, waving her out of the door. âIf you want to make sure on that count, confess all to William and do penance by nagging cheerfully borne. But, Mary, don't do it again. Silly old women like you encourage wicked old women like Lucy Cash.'
âTwenty-five per cent per week,' said Picot as the door closed. âThat's coming it a bit, even in her business. It
is
her business, I suppose, sir?'
Avril did not reply immediately. His hands were folded behind his back and he raised his sensitive chin in the air. His eyes were half closed.
âFor nearly thirty years I've seen Lucy Cash trotting about these streets,' he began at last. âAs the houses have grown shabbier she has grown sleeker. Yet she has always been the same, like a little jug. Didn't you think she was like a little jug? When you see her she is never loitering, never hurrying. She is always going somewhere purposefully, always smiling, always bright and level-eyed. That great bag of hers is like a badge of office. She holds it with both hands. As she passes down these great airy streets, where so many of the houses are let out now in single rooms, window curtains tremble, blinds creep down, keys turn softly in locks. She passes by like a shudder. The air is always a little cooler where she is. When you go to her house, look round you, You'll find it full of knick-knacks, every single one of which has been treasured by someone.' He blinked and, lowering his head, looked at Picot with wide serious eyes. âWhenever I see them they look to me like petrified morsels hacked out of living pain,' he said gravely.
Picot shrugged his shoulders uneasily. This was not his kind of talk. Besides, there were many women of a similar sort in the world he knew best. Mrs Cash seemed a pretty fair specimen, however, and he was looking forward to a private word or two with the old haybag.
âI suppose she does make these donations to charities from time to time, sir?'
âI'm sure she does.' Avril conveyed that he feared it. âSometimes people give her things to sell for good causes. I believe that some of them afterwards like to see her books. She never makes any trouble about showing them.'
âWhat a wonderful “blind” for her,' said Picot earnestly. âShe could run anything with a cover like that. We shan't get much out of her or out of Rosenthal either. Of course, it could have happened like that. A coat picked up second-hand. It's not likely, in fact it's not credible, but I can see it's going to be very hard to prove anything different. All the same, if you've finished, sir, I'll collect the old dear and see what I can get.'
He broke off and looked round. The door had opened and Miss Warburton, tip-toeing exaggeratedly, came creeping in.
âA most extraordinary thing, Hubert,' she said, dropping her affectation as she closed the door. âI thought I'd better report at once. Sit down, my dear policeman. I'm so sorry I didn't get your name but you must forgive me. This may take me a moment or two but you've got to hear it.'
She seated herself on the arm of the chair vacated by Mrs Cash, and, crossing her long thin legs, dropped into a conspiratorial undertone.
âWell, Geoffrey still hasn't phoned. Meg and Amanda have slipped out, down to the new house. Meg pretended she wanted to fetch something, but I think she just wanted to show the place. The paint is finished.
I
was left in charge. Well, a Mrs Smith phoned in a tremendous state. Poor Sam couldn't cope at all, so of course little Dot rushed in.'
She made a meaningless gesture with a bony hand, unless it was a wave of farewell to all the details she might have included had time been free.
âListen. After a lot of cross-purposes it emerged that she was Mrs Frederick Smith, the wife of Martin's solicitor, that nice man in Grove Road. They live in Hampstead, and her husband had been called out from a canasta party she was giving by the police. Apparently something terrible, something quite dreadful, so awful she couldn't tell me much but there are three dead, has happened at his office.'
She took breath and her candid eyes rested on the sergeant with innocent pleasure.
âIt seems amazing that I should be able to tell
you
, doesn't it, but I was fairly sure you didn't know.'
âWhy did the lady tell
you
, ma'am?' Picot was as mystified as ever in his life.
âMe?' said Miss Warburton. âOh, well, I insisted. You see, she wanted Meg because she thought Albert Campion would probably be here. She can't get hold of her husband at the police station. The police won't tell her anything at all, and of course the poor dear is consumed with worry and curiosity. Naturally. I should be myself. She'd heard of Albert and thought
he
might help her, but of course he's with the police, as I told her. I learnt all I could and promised I'd ring her back if I heard anything, and then I came down to tell you two.'
Old Avril was looking at her in mixed dismay and amusement.
âYes,' he said, as though the discovery astonished him. âYes, of course, you would.'
âBut you were busy,' she went on, indicating that the story was by no means finished. âI could hear Mary boo-hooing in here through the door, so I went down into the kitchen to wait until she came out. There I found Mrs Cash drinking tea. I don't know if she'd made it herself and I didn't ask.'
âWhat did you tell her?' Picot asked the question more out of censure than curiosity, but his tone was lost on Miss Warburton, who was enjoying herself tremendously in her way.
âShe told me she was waiting for you â I suppose I was looking at the teacup â one does â and I said I very much doubted if you'd be able to bother with her tonight, because I expected you'd have to go straight back if you hadn't been sent for already to the solicitor's office. Three murders in one house! They'll need every man they've got, I said.'
âMurders?' They spoke together and she surveyed them calmly.
âI certainly understood Mrs Smith to say murders. I thought you were both taking it very coolly. Mrs Cash didn't. In fact, that's why I hurried to tell you. Do you know, Hubert, that woman was really upset? It's the first time I've ever seen her show any feeling whatever, and I've lived next door for over twenty years. She actually jumped.' She gave a little spring herself to illustrate the movement. âI didn't imagine it, because she spilt the tea, all of it, a whole cupful, all over her. She's gone running off to change; she had to. It must have gone right through everything. And she said if you wanted to see her you must go round and knock. Well, I thought you'd be interested. Are you?'