Read The Strangling on the Stage Online
Authors: Simon Brett
Elizaveta sat them down. They refused her offer of coffee and so she sat facing them. Her chair had pretensions to being a throne. There was another identical one in the room. Presumably âHis' and âHers' when Freddie had been alive. Elizaveta looked as if she expected some major confrontation, and it was a prospect that excited rather than frightened her.
âSo,' she said rather grandly, âto what do I owe the honour of your visit?'
They hadn't planned any particular approach, so Carole decided to open the proceedings. âWe're here to talk about Ritchie Good's death.'
âAre you really?' Elizaveta let out a long-suffering sigh. âIf you were listening when you were here on Saturday, you should have realized I do not particularly wish to talk about Ritchie Good.'
âBut I think we have to talk about him.'
âDo you? I must say I think it's a bit rich that I should be being told what to talk about by a mere prompter.'
âThe fact is,' said Jude, âthat we are not convinced the Ritchie Good's death was an accident.'
âI imagine that is a subject on which there has been a great deal of fevered conjecture amongst the SADOS members. Now I'm no longer with the society, I cannot obviouslyâ'
âOh, come on, Elizaveta, you get reports from your personal grapevine about everything that goes on there.'
âPerhaps I do. But I still can't see how the accidental or non-accidental death of Ritchie Good has anything to do with me.'
âYou can't deny,' said Carole, âthat his death suited you very well.'
She shrugged. âSometimes the fates are generous. No, I can't pretend I shed many tears when I heard of his demise. Apart from being appallingly rude to me, he showed no respect for anything that Freddie and I had achieved in SADOS.'
âAnd the death was easily engineered,' Carole continued. âAll that was required was for somebody to change the doctored noose on the gallows to the real one.'
âI'm not quite sure what you're talking about.'
âI think you are. Because Gordon Blaine explained the workings of his gallows in exhaustive detail at your “drinkies thing” the night before Ritchie's death.'
âGoodness me. You have been doing your research, haven't you?'
âDo you deny it?'
âNo, of course I don't. One thing I would like to know, though. If either of you think I was responsible for Ritchie's death, I'd love to know how I did it. The hanging â or strangulation â happened, I gather, in St Mary's Hall. Now I have not been in St Mary's Hall since I was forced to leave the production of
The Devil's Disciple
, neither to sabotage a gallows nor for any other reason. I'd be intrigued to know how I am supposed to have engineered this fatal accident.'
âYou planned it,' said Jude. âYou got someone else to switch the nooses for you.'
âHow remarkably clever of me. What, so I had a private meeting with someone, did I? I took them on one side and said, “I wonder if you'd be kind enough to bump off Ritchie Good for me?” And they said, “Terrific idea, Elizaveta. Regard it as done.” Is that how it happened ⦠roughly?'
âNo, it wasn't as overt as that,' said Carole. âAt that same party â' (she couldn't bring herself to say âdrinkies thing') â âwhen Gordon Blaine described the mechanism, you said to everyone how pleased you'd be if Ritchie Good was accidentally hanged.'
âWell, I may have said that, but only as a joke.'
âBut did everyone present realize it was a joke?'
âI assumed so, but â¦' She seemed rather attracted to the idea as she articulated it. âDo you think there really was someone who took what I said seriously enough ⦠who cared enough about me to take the hint and do what I'd asked for?'
âI think that was what you were hoping,' said Carole.
âReally?' Elizaveta was still intrigued. âBut who might have done it? A few years ago I would have thought it was Olly Pinto. When he first joined SADOS, he was, I have to say, totally besotted with little
moi
. Then he would have done anything for me. Now ⦠I don't know what's happened to him, but whatever he once felt for me has been ⦠well, to put it mildly, diluted. Now I think he only comes to see me because he's lonely.'
Jude was surprised to see a tear gleaming in Elizaveta Dalrymple's eye.
âI think that's why most of them stay around me â¦' the old woman went on. âBecause they're lonely. I think with most of them, it was Freddie they were really loyal to, not me. When Freddie was around, our “drinkies things” were legendary. Just had to mention we were having one and people'd be falling over themselves to get here. Now I have to ring round those who are left and virtually beg them to come along.'
The tears were really falling now, streaking mascara down on to Elizaveta's heavily made-up cheeks. âMy life really stopped,' she went on, âwhen Freddie died. Oh, I've tried to maintain a front. I've acted hearty, bitchy, thick-skinned. It's been the toughest performance of my life ⦠and I don't know how much longer I can keep it up. The effort of preparing to see people, of being a hostess, it just gets harder and harder. And after everyone's gone, I just sink back into total black despair. I just can't go on like this.'
Carole and Jude exchanged looks. Though Elizaveta was, as ever, self-dramatizing, they could both recognize the core of genuine suffering. And both wondered how big a blow it had been to her when she had discovered that Davina Vere Smith had also been given a star-shaped pendant. It must have brought home â probably not for the first time â the knowledge that the much-vaunted marriage to Freddie had not been as perfect as its mythology might suggest.
But Elizaveta's personality was not one to stay down for too long. She perked up with her next thought. âSo you do really think that someone took what I said seriously enough to act on it? To switch the nooses? Somebody actually cared for me enough to do that?'
Without commenting on the woman's strangely skewed sense of values, Carole replied, âWe think it's possible. But nobody said anything to you about having done it?'
âNo. Why should they?'
Jude shrugged. âTo report back: Mission Accomplished?'
âNo. Nobody has. And I think in a way that's rather splendid. Whoever it is did something purely out of love for me, and then didn't want to crow about it.'
They could see Elizaveta Dalrymple transforming before their eyes. A moment ago she had been the sad, neglected, wronged widow. Now she was moving into the role of charismatic inspirer of others. She was eternally recasting herself, but the scenarios in which she appeared all had one thing in common: Elizaveta Dalrymple was playing the lead in all of them.
âSo,' she said, now rather magnificent after her grief, âwho do I have to thank for my revenge on Ritchie Good? What is the name of my guardian angel?'
âWe think it was probably Storm Lavelle,' said Jude.
âOh,' said Elizaveta, basking in glee. âI always thought that young woman had something about her. She's very talented, too. You know, I can see in little Storm something of myself at the same age.'
âW
ell, we didn't exactly get confirmation, did we?' said Carole as they left the house.
âWe got confirmation that Elizaveta did kind of “issue the challenge”. Say she wanted Ritchie Good dead.'
âWhich presumably was enough to prompt Storm to take action.'
Jude's full lips wrinkled with scepticism. âIt just seems out of character for her.'
âAgain you're only saying that because she's your friend. From what I've seen of her, she's pretty volatile â not to say unstable.'
âI agree. She's passionate. I mean, OK, if Ritchie had done something directly to hurt her, I can see Storm taking revenge on him in a fit of fury. I can't see her in this sort of “one-remove” scenario, exacting vengeance on someone else's behalf. It's not in her nature to be so unspontaneous. I'm sure there's some other explanation.'
âWell, it's not an explanation you're about to hear, if Storm continues refusing to answer your phone calls, is it?'
âNo,' Jude agreed limply. Then, suddenly, noticing they were passing a little general store, âOh, I've just remembered I haven't got any eggs! Could you pick me up here when you've got the car?'
Carole watched her neighbour rush into the shop with some censure. Her own organized shopping routine would never allow High Tor to run out of eggs. Then she looked at her watch and realized sourly that they had only needed one hour's parking.
Jude got her eggs, then realized she needed soy sauce and noodles too. Which meant she had to buy another âBag For Life'. If all the similar ones she'd got in her kitchen were counted up, they'd provide her with more lives than a full cattery.
She stepped out between two parked vehicles and looked towards the car park. The white Renault was coming towards her. She stepped out a bit further, so that Carole could see where she was.
It was only when the car was almost upon her that Jude realized it wasn't going to stop. In fact it was accelerating and aiming straight for her.
She tried to leap backwards, but was too late. She felt a thump that shuddered through her whole body. Then she seemed to be lifted up in the air and smashed down.
Everything went dark.
W
hen Jude came to, she looked up to find herself surrounded by a circle of curious holidaymakers. Amongst the concerned faces looking down at her was Carole's. A confusion of voices commented on what had happened.
âI think we should phone for an ambulance.'
âThere's a doctor's surgery just along the road.'
âShould be the police we call for. That car was going way over the speed limit.'
But it was Carole's voice saying, âHow do you feel?' that cut through the others.
âNot too bad, I think,' said Jude, trying to assess the extent of her injuries. âGive me a hand and I think I could try standing up.'
Ignoring opinions from the growing crowd that âshe shouldn't be moved until the ambulance is here', Carole's thin arms hooked themselves under Jude's chubby ones and got her, first to a sitting position, then upright on her two rather tottery legs.
âAre you all right?'
âThink so, Carole. Just a quick check for damage.'
There was quite a bit. The wing of the car had turned her escaping body and flung her face down on to the edge of the road. Her arms had taken the brunt of the impact. Though that had protected her face, the encounter with the tarmac had shredded the palms of her hands. Blood was just starting to well from rows of little scrapes there. Her knees were in a similar state. They were the kinds of wounds that were too recent to have started hurting, but would be agony when they began to heal.
âLet go of me, Carole. See if I can stand on my own.'
She could. Just about. Not confident, stable standing. More the wobbly, determined kind.
Another voice from the crowd expressed the opinion that an ambulance should be called.
âNo,' said Carole firmly. âBe quicker if I drive her to the hospital.'
Her Renault had stopped in the middle of the road, with the driver's door open. Carole must have stopped when she saw the crowd around the injured Jude.
Ignoring protests from people who all clearly saw themselves as âgood in a crisis', Carole collected up the âBag for Life' (the eggs inside it all sadly smashed). Then she manhandled Jude into the passenger seat of the car, ignoring her insistence that âI'll bleed all over your upholstery.'
The fact that she said, âThat doesn't matter' was a measure of how seriously Carole viewed her neighbour's predicament. Normally nothing would be allowed to sully the pristine cleanliness of the Renault's interior.
They drove a little way in silence, till they had turned off the seafront road. Then the car drew to a sedate halt in a vacant parking space.
âWe're not going to the hospital, are we, Carole?'
âNo, of course we're not. We're just going to get you patched up a bit first.'
It was entirely in character the Carole Seddon would have a well-stocked first aid box in her car. And the efficiency with which she mopped up and dressed the grazes on Jude's hands and knees suggested that her Home Office training might at some point have included a course in first aid.
âRight,' she said. âYou'll do. Sure you didn't suffer any blows to the head?'
âNo, I was lucky in that respect. Just the hands and knees ⦠and the general feeling of a rag doll who's just been thrown against the wall by a particularly belligerent toddler.'
âYou'll survive,' was the unsentimental response from Carole.
âYes, I've no doubt I'll survive. Now, who are we going to get the address from?'
âElizaveta'd know it.'
âUndoubtedly, but I'm not sure how good our credit is there. What about Davina?'
âDo you have her number?'
âIt's in the “Contacts” in my mobile. But you'd better ring her. I don't think I can manage the keyboard with my hands like this.'
Carole got through to Davina and the required information was readily supplied.
âIt's in Fethering,' she told Jude.
The house was one of the oldest in the village, in a row of small cottages whose original owners had worked in what was then the only industry, fishing. Once regarded as little more than hovels, they were now highly sought-after second homes for wealthy Londoners. Many of them had been refurbished to within an inch of their lives, but there were still a few that had been passed on within families for generations. On these there were fewer window boxes, hanging baskets and quaint cast-iron nameplates.
The house that matched the address Davina had supplied was one of the untarted-up variety. Carole drew up her white Renault behind the already parked white Renault and looked across at Jude. âReady for it?'