Read The Stiff and the Dead Online
Authors: Lori Avocato
I looked him straight in his eyes. Eyes that had a way of capturing my soul. Well, okay, that was a cliché, but sometimes clichés seemed a way of life with Jagger around. Gorgeous, sexy guy and all. After several blinks, I figured I might have escaped his influence unscathed and said, “No. No. No!”
He did that head thing again. “You
need
me.”
True. But I couldn't let him think I was so needy in my new job. Okay, his help had gotten me my last paycheckâand maybe I'd still be working on that case if Jagger hadn't “bargained” with me. You know, one of those “I'll help you if you help me” kinds of things.
But stubborn Pole that I am, I said, “I'm doing fine on my own.”
He looked me up and down. I felt Mrs. Honeysuckle's support nylons constrict around my ankles where earlier they had bagged. Then I felt the blood shoot up my veins back to my heart where it caused my chest to burn. Damn. This man was a public nuisance. A health nuisance. No one should be allowed to follow someone around and pop up in her car to scare herâand then ask a favor.
Or, more truthfully, point out the obvious.
“Stop staring at me like that, Jagger. I have started this new case . . . and . . . and I'm almost done.” I had to fight the urge to stick out my tongue, because I knew it wouldn't convince him anymore than the lie I'd just told.
“So, you have Sophie Banko caught red-handed in prescription fraud? Good. Fabio will no doubt give you a bonus for such fast work. And here you only had to dress up in Mrs. Honeysuckle's clothing a few times. Great. Perfect, Sherlock. Atta girl.”
My mouth dropped open, despite the flecks of super-glue, which should have at least held it semi-closed.
Sophie Banko?
Prescription fraud?
And Mrs. Honeysuckle!
With the tip of my finger, I pushed my jaw up and said in a voice that reminded me either of my childhood or a Chatty Cathy doll, “Okay.”
I stood in the boiling-hot shower to peel off the remainder of superglue only minutes after driving Jagger back to his car and rushing home. I made a mental note to tell Goldie that we needed more Vaseline or this stuff was going to take the outer layer of my skin off.
I shoved my face toward the showerhead and shut my eyes.
Jagger!
My eyes opened, water forced soap in, and I yelped.
But not at the soap. How could Jagger know all that he did? How could he keep up with my life and do any work of his own? And
why
did he keep up with my life?
We didn't keep in touch, since, well, it wasn't as if we were best of friendsâmore like temporary coworkers.
But now, how could I get out of working with him, when I knew damn wellâas he knew I knewâthat I needed him
more
than he needed me?
With the soap washed out of my eyes, I shut the water off, grabbed my towel, yanked off my shower cap and stepped out. Miles was at work, and Spanky fast asleep on the floor next to the counter. I dried as fast as I could, wiggled into my powder blue panties and pulled my jeans on over them. After I had my bra and navy sweater on, I pulled my hair into a ponytail and looked in the mirror. Felt good to be dressed in clothes more appropriate for my age.
My skin glistened. I needed blush and lipstick, but was too frustrated and in a hurry to care.
I grabbed my purse, keys and jacket, and after a quick goodbye to sleeping Spanky, I hurried out to my Volvo.
When I opened the door and got inside, I froze.
His scent clung to my leather seats.
I'd have to get one of those horrible peppermint air freshener cardboard tree thingies that you hang on your rearview mirror to get the scent out.
But did I really want to?
Sure I was angry with Jagger over butting into my case, but that scent could work wondersâjust like my mother's Renuzit did. As I pulled into the parking lot of the Scarpello and Tonelli Insurance Company, I told myself maybe this job wasn't such a good idea.
But I loved it, so far, and made great money for not having to get up at five and work an eight-hour shift.
With my insides still knotted, I stormed in the front door.
“Hey,
chéri
,” Adele called out.
I waved to her and barreled down the hallway. Before I got to the end, I turned toward Fabio's door and pounded my fist against it. “How could you, Fabio? How could you tell Jagger about my case? How do you even
know
Jagger?” I didn't even let him say anything before I pushed open the door in a huff.
Fabio leaned across his desk.
Jagger
turned around.
I felt faint.
Then I realized I didn't have on any makeup.
The pain in my feet reminded me that I was still standing in my huff state in the doorway of Fabio's office in a weird position. Fabio, on the other hand, sat staring.
The biggest shit-eating grin I've ever seen formed across Jagger's face.
This was not good.
The first thought that came to mind was to say, “Oops. Wrong office,” and then slink away.
But I had every right to be here, I told myself, and I had every right to be annoyed. So, I sucked in the stale cigar air of Fabio's office and stepped forward, leaving the door open.
I wasn't a fool.
This way they'd have to be civil to me, or I'd have witnesses. I stepped closer. “Fancy meeting you here,” I said with a passing glance to the still-grinning Jagger.
He nodded.
Fabio stood. “What the hell is going on, Sokol? What's got your panties in aâ”
Jagger flew up.
I leaned back.
But his furor was aimed at Fabio. “Is that any way to talk to a lady, Scarpello?”
Wow. Had me blushing.
I'd give him credit for manners.
Fabio's greasy complexion, the darker side of a cheap virgin olive oil, reddened. “What the hell are you storming in here about, newbie?” He gave a sideward glance to Jagger as if asking if that was better.
Jagger ignored him. “Look, Pauline, leave Fabio out of this. There's no use involving him anyway.”
That I agreed with. Working with Fabio was like setting up a tent near a nuclear power plant. Any second and there could be a disaster.
For a minute, I paused and thought. Jagger was right. He might have legitimate business here for one of his assignmentsâin which case I was betting that he worked for an insurance company, not the FBI. Then again, Jagger could have no good reason to be here other than to spy on me.
I shook my brain. Why would Jagger waste his time on that?
“Okay,” I said to him, “then
you
tell me what the hell is going on. Why are you here?”
He turned toward Fabio. “Catch you later.” With that he took my arm and “guided” me out the door and down the hallway.
When we passed Adele's office, I heard her sigh. Loud.
I felt the same way with his hand on my arm, but forced myself to ignore it and remain pissed. Once outside he aimed us toward his black Suburban. I'd had a few trips in that SUV. A family of four could live in the darn thing, and sometimes I thought Jagger actually did. Anything I needed, he had somewhere in the Suburban, and since no one knew where he actually lived, my mobile-home theory was entirely plausible.
“Get in.”
I looked at him and wondered if it was worth wasting my words to ask where we were going. So, I just got in with my mouth shut.
Again, I always felt safe with Jaggerâalthough every logical cell in my body said I probably shouldn't. He could have killed me or done any number of things to my bodyâsome of which I'd welcomeâbut he never did.
We drove out of the parking lot and headed west.
Dunkin Donuts.
Our “hangout.”
At the entrance he pulled up to the drive-thru window, ordered without asking me what I wanted and handed me my hazelnut decaf, light and sweet, followed by a French cruller.
Exactly what I would have ordered.
The January air was unusually mild today. The sun cast rays of gold across the dashboard to land on his now shaven face. Yum.
And that wasn't for the aroma of hazelnut decaf.
He stuck his black coffee into the cup holder and pulled over to the side. This time there wasn't any fear that someone was following us as there had been in the past, but I still felt a shiver of suspense run up my back.
Again, being approximately thirty-three inches away from a hunk of a guy could have caused it.
He shut off the engine and turned to me. “You need to take a job at the Hope Valley Clinic. Miles should be able to get you one.”
Soon I'd need a huge elastic band to wear around my head if Jagger kept “surprising” me like this. This time the recovery of my jaw was much quicker. “What? What? What?”
He shook his head. Twice.
Since our first encounter a few months ago, Jagger could have easily suffered several cases of whiplash when we were together. I'd learned that one shake meant perturbed, two more like exasperated. “Look, Sherlock, I'm working a case . . . that is . . . in the same locationâ”
I waved my hand in the air. “Hold it right there, buddy. I've heard this song before and it led me to . . . You're going to tell me everything will be fine. Ha!”
He sat silent. With Jagger, silence spoke volumes.
“See? You're speechless.” A bold-faced lie to be sure, but I gave it a shot. Anything to get him off this subject.
“You'll get done with your case much fasterâand get paid fasterâif you cooperate,” he said quietly, almost hypnotically.
“Cooperate with you?” I took a sip of my now lukewarm coffee. We hadn't been here that long, but I liked so much cream in it, it cooled fast. I figured Jagger didn't have a microwave in his SUV. “Cooperate. Yeah, right.”
There went that grin again.
Nonchalantly I crossed my legs, as if that would take the emphasis off his effect on me. Pheromones gone wild. Might make a good reality TV show.
His grin deepened.
I let out a deep sigh. Inside I felt as if something was slipping. Slipping from my grasp. Then the words, “What, as if I don't know, do I have to do?” came out. Damn! I summoned every ounce of assertiveness I could and only came out with, “And how do you know Miles can help me?” As soon as I said that second part, I realized how foolish that was. This was Jagger I was talking to. “Forget the second question.”
He smiled. Best teeth I've ever seen and white enough to do commercials.
“Take a temporary job in the clinic. The pharmacy is next door. Staff floats back and forth getting medication for the patients. Easy to check on prescriptions that way.”
“Did Fabio tell you about my case?”
His look told me that Fabio, or anyone else for that matter, didn't need to tell him anything.
“I said I have a case of my own there. Leo Pasinski, one of the pharmacists.”
Hmm. “I'm guessing you're not going to tell me what it is about, who hired you or how my helping you will get my case solved faster.”
He stared at me.
I swallowed and wiped my now sweaty brow.
“Trust me, Sherlock.”
As soon as I'd left Jagger, I called Miles to ask his friend at the Hope Valley Clinic to get me a job there. Miles had friends and connections all over town. That's how I'd gotten hooked up with Fabio. Miles had come through again, I thought the next morning as I yanked my mauve scrub pants up over my white bikini panties. Damn, but it felt good to be dressing appropriately for my ageâeven if I was in scrubs.
Once dressed, I headed to the kitchen for a quick breakfast, hating getting back into a routine. I loved the freedom of my investigative job and although I was technically still working it, I was also technically back in nursing.
Jagger was going to owe me big time . . . again.
With that X-rated thought on my mind, I managed to make a cup of tea in the microwave and throw a slice of wheat bread into the toaster. If I was going to get to work on time, I had to put Jagger out of my thoughts.