Read The Red Hat Society's Domestic Goddess Online
Authors: Regina Hale Sutherland
Seventy.
A sigh slipped past her lips in a puff of smoky white as Mia remembered that Aggie wasn’t much younger than seventy. It didn’t
seem possible her friend had turned sixty-eight last month. She remembered Aggie’s morn, Sally, at seventy as a fragile, defeated
old woman. But Aggie sparkled with life and enthusiasm. She had the most positive attitude of anyone Mia knew. Up until last
week she had, anyway. Or was it the week before?
Mia couldn’t pinpoint the moment the changes started. At first only little things caught her attention. No smiles for the
customers. No corny jokes. Long stretches of time unpunctuated by Aggie’s usual cheerful chatter. Then, on Tuesday, she burned
three batches of sweet rolls, one right after the other. On Wednesday, she forgot to add baking soda to the blueberry muffin
batter and the muffins came out rock hard. Aggie blamed the oven for both incidents, complaining that Leanne and Mia bought
“cheap” merchandise. Yesterday, Aggie burst into tears when Old Man Miller wished her a Happy New Year. Then she missed a
curve in the road on the way home from work and mowed down the decorated spruce tree in Joe and Missy Potter’s front yard.
A heartbreaking air of sadness surrounded Aggie
lately. Most of the time, she seemed only physically present, her mind a million miles away. At fifty, both Mia and Leanne
were eighteen years younger, but they had always had to stay on their toes to outrun, outsmart, or outwit Aggie. As the only
morning person of the three, Aggie volunteered to open the shop every day when they’d hired her to work part-time. Each morning,
she arrived by four-thirty to start the baking. Mia normally dragged herself out of bed and joined her an hour and a half
later. They unlocked the door for customers at seven. Then, by eight-thirty or nine, Leanne, who was dangerous to talk to
before noon, showed up, cranky and grumbling, and Aggie left for home at ten.
Drawing crisp, cold air into her lungs, Mia tried to divert her mind to other, happier things. Cold or not, she loved the
snow, as long as the wind didn’t blow, which was as rare in Muddy Creek as rain in the Sahara. This particular morning settled
around her like a sleeping baby’s sigh. The air seemed reluctant to disturb the silence; even the naked trees refused to shiver.
Though already a week into the New Year, a few houses on the side streets off Main still twinkled with Christmas lights. Mia
gave thanks that the holidays had ended. This Christmas without Dan hadn’t been any easier than last year’s. That man did
love the season! He used to plunge headfirst into the festivities: the kids singing carols at the school play, the baking,
the decorating, the rattling of bright, shiny boxes. Dan’s enthusiasm for the holiday had been contagious, and Mia had caught
it early in their marriage. But that all ended with his sudden
heart attack. Now
Silent Night
and colored lights only made her ache.
As she neared the shop, Mia spied a huddled form at the door, stomping snow from a pair of cowboy boots on the welcome mat
and muttering something inaudible.
“Leanne?” she called out.
“You’re early.” Leanne’s groggy voice came from beneath the faux leopard fur-trimmed hood of a fitted coat.
“I’m
early? This is what time you usually
go
to bed, isn’t it? Not get up.”
Leanne pulled a ring of keys from her coat pocket. “I couldn’t sleep.”
“Me either.” She glanced into the softly glowing shop window, the only one lit up along Main. “Aggie?”
“Yeah.” Fatalism darkened Leanne’s quick look, a helplessness at odds with her usual brisk self-assurance. “I’m worried about
her.”
“Me, too. I’ve never seen her so down. Or so scatterbrained.”
“She chewed me out good yesterday for making a mess and leaving it for her to clean up. Said I reminded her of Jimmy when
he was a kid, expecting her to be his maid. I think those are the only harsh words I’ve ever heard come out of that woman’s
mouth.”
“Other than her comment about our cheap oven, you mean?”
A short, sharp laugh, then, “I forgot about that.” Her keys jingled as Leanne searched for the right one. “With Aggie’s family
history, I can’t help wondering if—”
“Don’t even think it. We’re jumping the gun, worrying about that.”
“So, you admit it’s crossed your mind, too?”
“Sure it has. But it’s an overreaction. Something’s bothering her, that’s all.”
“I hope you’re right.” Leanne slipped the key into the doorknob and turned it.
The shop’s bell tinkled as Leanne opened the door. A swirl of warm, scented air rushed to greet Mia. Cinnamon and yeast. Comfort.
Memories. Aggie provided most of the baked-good recipes served at the coffee shop, but the sweet rolls belonged to Mia. She
had perfected them through years of cooking for Dan and their three kids, all grown now and gone.
Mia’s oldest, Brent, currently lived more than an hour and a half away in Brister with his wife, Sherry, and their two children.
Brent had followed Dan’s example by becoming a smalltown high school football coach. Trey, Mia’s middle child, lived the single
life in Dallas, where he worked as some kind of business consultant; she never had figured out exactly what the job entailed.
Then there was Mia’s daughter Christy. Twenty-seven and twice divorced, Christy lived in New York City where she waited tables.
At least, the last time they’d talked she did. How long had it been? Over six months, at least. And ten long years since they’d
seen each other. Mia had tried to reach Christy at Christmas, but her home phone had been disconnected, and she didn’t answer
her cell or return messages.
And Christy didn’t send a card.
“Aggie?” Mia shouted. No response came from the kitchen, and Mia caught Leanne’s frown. No country music played on the sound
system, no off-key voice
sang along, no pans clattered. Something wasn’t right. Tension hung in the air, as thick as the yeasty scent of baking dough.
Mia didn’t bother taking off her coat or wiping the soles of her snow boots on the entry rug. Nor did Leanne. They hurried
through the small dining room, past a hodgepodge collection of wooden chairs and scarred oak tables, around a glass-front
counter soon to be filled with rolls, muffins, and pies. Mia placed the stack of tablecloths on it and, with Leanne on her
heels, pushed through the swinging doors leading into the kitchen.
They froze.
Five-foot-tall Aggie stood with feet apart, clutching an icing tube in one hand and aiming it toward the closed storage room
door. Flour smudged her cheek and dusted the red baker’s apron she wore over a loose beige sweater and stretchy double knit
black pants. The tube shook like a tambourine.
Mia took a cautious step toward her. “Aggie… what—”
“Shhh!” Her gaze intent on the storage room door, Aggie whispered, “Something’s in there. Hear it?”
Leaning forward, Mia strained to listen. Paper rustled faintly on the other side of the door. Relief rushed from her lungs.
“Lower your weapon, Annie Oakley,” Leanne said with wry sarcasm. “Sounds like we’ve got ourselves a mouse, that’s all.” She
shrugged out of her coat, revealing a skintight sweater and a tall body still shapely
enough to turn the heads of men less than half her age. “I’ll have Dale Roby come by later to get rid of it.”
“It’s too big for a mouse.” Aggie’s voice wavered, sounding more like a piccolo than a flute or a drum.
Leanne groaned. “Okay,
mice.”
Reddening, Aggie thrust out her jaw. “Tell me this, smarty pants. How many mice would it take to move a step ladder? I swear
I heard it scrape across the floor a minute ago.”
“Rats, then.” Leanne shook out her long mane of bottle-blonde hair, then went to hang her coat next to Aggie’s on the rack
beside the back door. “Or even a possum.”
Mia put her purse aside, took off her mittens and stuffed them into her coat pocket before handing it to Leanne to hang. “It’s
okay, Aggie. We’ll call Dale, like Leanne said.”
The tube shook harder. Aggie shuddered, her face as pale as a winter sun. “You know how I hate rodents.”
Shaking her head, Leanne asked, “What’re you plannin’ to do? Shoot it with icing and send it into a sugar coma?”
Mia walked past Aggie and reached for the storage room door handle. “Come on, let’s take a look.”
“Oh, Lord.” Whimpering, Aggie kept the tube poised to squirt.
“No one would ever believe you live on a farm, Ag,” Leanne said with a sigh.
The hinges squeaked as Mia pushed the door wide, letting the light from behind seep into the storage room. Blinking, she scanned
the small, crowded area stacked
high with supplies. As she stepped in, she heard a gasp in the far right corner, a sharp intake of breath.
“Turn on the light, Leanne,” Mia whispered. Her heart ticked like an over-wound clock as she peered toward the shadowy corner
from where the sound had come. The bare bulb overhead flared, illuminating a pale, frightened face with dark, hollow smudges
for eyes. The eyes stared back at Mia.
Aggie screeched, and Mia felt something hit her back.
Icing.
“Sorry,” Aggie murmured. “My finger hit the trigger.”
Ignoring the ooze beneath her left shoulder blade, Mia concentrated on the girl crouched on the floor in the corner, hugging
dirty, torn, blue-jean-covered knees to her chest. “Hello, there.” Mia reached out a hand.
Cringing, the girl scrambled to her feet, her eyeliner-smeared, sleepy brown eyes too big for her face; her short, dark-rooted,
white-blonde hair flattened to her head on one side and stuck out in spikes on the other. She appeared too young for makeup
and bleached hair. Twelve, maybe. Thirteen at the most. A kaleidoscope of emotions flashed across her face then quickly disappeared
behind a stony mask.
“Heavens,” Aggie whispered.
Leanne moved up beside Mia as the skinny, shivering girl pressed closer to the wall. “We have a rat, all right. A packrat.”
She pointed to the nest at the girl’s feet: a man’s down jacket, a well-worn backpack, two tablecloths bunched into a makeshift
bed. A scatter of crumpled paper muffin cups surrounded an empty Brewed Awakening mug. “A packrat with an appetite.”
Mia detected a hint of concern in Leanne’s tone.
The girl’s chin lifted as she blinked the sleep from her eyes then narrowed them into defiance. Mia took another step toward
her. “What’s your name?”
No answer.
“How’d you get in here?” Leanne crossed her arms, one cowboy boot tapping out her impatience. “You better check the safe,
Aggie. Make sure our little packrat isn’t a thief, too.”
“No one could crack that thing,” Aggie scoffed.
“Are you okay?” Mia asked the girl in a careful voice. No use frightening her more than she was already.
“You would’a been smarter to break in to the beauty shop down the street,” Leanne said. “Betty hates a cold shop in the mornings.
She leaves the heater running full blast all night.”
Aggie squeezed in on Mia’s other side. “Talk to us, sugar. We don’t want to hurt you. But we can’t help you, either, if you
won’t tell us who you are.”
When the front bell jingled, the girl jumped, her gaze darting toward the door.
“Well, damn,” Leanne huffed. “Don’t people know by now we’re not open this early?” She called, “Just a sec!” then backed out
of the storage room for a moment before poking her head back in. “It’s the sheriff. I swear, Mia, the man gets earlier every
day.” Her half-grin brimmed with insinuation. “Guess he can’t stand not seeing your smiling face first thing in the morning.”
For once, Mia welcomed Sheriff Cade Sloan’s daily visit, instead of dreading it. She’d known him most of her life, did the
sports booster club thing and PTA with
him and his ex-wife, Jill, before they divorced. Years back, she and Dan had even socialized with them some. Then, a couple
of months ago, Cade started flirting. Now, just the sight of him made her as nervous and self-conscious as a girl at her first
school dance. Especially since Leanne and Aggie insisted he had a “thing” for her.
Mia wasn’t convinced of that. Like Leanne, Cade was a tease and always had been. At one time or another, every woman in town
had been the recipient of his playful joking. Now it was her turn, that was all.
But the looks he gave her lately still made her heart skip a beat. Though she’d never admit it to Leanne or Aggie, Mia feared
she
was the one with a “thing” for
Cade,
not the other way around. “Tell him to come back here,” she said.
“No!” The girl stepped toward the three women, one arm thrust out, trembling. “Don’t tell him I’m here.”
Mia’s heart beat too fast. Why did this child seem so familiar?
“Please,” the girl whispered. “Just give me a chance.”
And then, at once, Mia knew. Her eyes had a different shape. The color was wrong, too; brown rather than blue. But the flash
of desperation, the lost look in them, was identical to what she’d glimpsed briefly in her own daughter’s eyes before Christy
ran away.
I
could smell the pound cake through my closed front door. Vanilla, sugar, butter—luscious scents mingling in a heavenly aroma
that promised rapture. Of all things, why did it have to be pound cake—my sugar-addicted Achilles’ heel?
“Mrs. Johnston? Ellie? Are you in there?”
The nasal voice reminded me of Gladys Kravitz, the nosy neighbor on
Bewitched.
Unfortunately, I didn’t possess Samantha’s supernatural powers to rid myself of this unwanted visitor. Which meant that the
only way I was going to get the cake and/or make my neighbor go away was to open the door.
Honestly, I’d have had no dilemma at all if it weren’t for the pound cake. For the past two weeks, I’d been closeted in the
house, safely hidden from the outside world. All I wanted was to lick my wounds, marinate in endless bubble baths of grief
and regret, and eat whatever was handy. I had consumed the entire contents of my kitchen. Campbell’s chicken noodle soup.
Krispy Kreme donuts. Butter pecan Háagen Daz. Betty Crocker brownie mix. No saturated fat or carbohydrate had
escaped me, because for the first time in my adult life, I was eating whatever I wanted. Two weeks, though, of consuming my
way through the kitchen had yielded a predictable result. Like Old Mother Hubbard, my cupboard was now as bare as my bottom
was wide.