Read The Recognitions (Dalkey Archive edition) Online
Authors: William Gaddis
—No, no, not . . . quite different. Not so . . .
—Modern? German impressionism, modern?
—No, I mean, the style of the early Flemish . . .
—Van Eyck . . .
—But less . . .
—Less stern? Yes. Roger de la Pasture, perhaps?
—What?
—Van der Weyden, if you prefer. Crémer shrugged. He was standing with his back to the window. —In Germany . . .
—I did one picture in the manner of Memling, very much the manner of Memling. The teacher, the man I studied with, Herr Koppel, Herr Koppel compared it to David, Gheerardt David’s painting
The Flaying of the Unjust Judge
.
—Memlinc, alors . . .
—But I lost it there, but . . . do you want to look at the work I’ve done here?
—Don’t trouble. But I should like to write a good review for you.
—I hope you do. It could help me a great deal.
—Yes. Exactly.
They stood in silence for almost a minute. —Will you sit down? Wyatt asked finally.
Crémer showed no sign of hearing him but a slight shrug. He half turned to the window and looked out. —You live in a very . . . clandestine neighborhood, for a painter? he murmured agreeably. In the darkening room the cigarette gone out looked like a sore on his lip.
—The anonymous atmosphere . . . Wyatt commenced.
—But of course, Crémer interrupted. There was a book on the floor at his feet, and he moved it with the broad toe of one shoe. —We recall Degas, eh? he went on in the same detached tone of pleasantry, —his remark, that the artist must approach his work in the same frame of mind in which the criminal commits his deed. Eh? Yes . . . He approached Wyatt slightly hunched, his hands down in his pockets. —The reviews can make a great difference. He smiled. —All the difference.
—Difference?
—To selling your pictures.
—Well then, Wyatt said looking away from the blemished smile, down to the floor, bringing his arms together behind him twisted until he’d got hold of both elbows, and his face, thin and exhausted, seemed to drain of life. —Yes, that . . . that’s up to the pictures.
—It’s not, of course, Crémer said evenly.
—What do you mean? Wyatt looked up, startled, dropping his arms.
—I am in a position to help you greatly.
—Yes, yes but . . .
—Art criticism pays very badly, you know.
—But . . . well? Well? His face creased.
—If you should guarantee me, say, one-tenth of the sale price of whatever we sell . . .
—We? You? You?
—I could guarantee you excellent reviews. Nothing changed in Crémer’s face. Wyatt’s eyes burned as he looked, turning green. —Are you surprised? Crémer asked, and his face changed now, expressing studied surprise, scorning to accept; while before him Wyatt looked about to fall from exhaustion.
—You? For my work . . . you want me to pay you, for . . . for . . .
—Yes, think about it, said Crémer, turning to the door.
—No, I don’t need to. It’s insane, this . . . proposition. I don’t want it. What do you want of me? he went on, his voice rising as Crémer opened the door.
There was hardly light, not enough to cast a shadow, left in the room. As they had talked, each became more indistinct, until Crémer opened the door, and the light of the minuterie threw his flat shadow across the sill. —I regret that I disturbed you, he said. —I think you need rest, perhaps? But think about it. Eh?
Wyatt followed him to the door, crying out, —Why did you come here? Now? Why do you come at dawn with these things?
Crémer had already started down the stairs. —At dawn? he called back, pausing. —Why my dear fellow, it’s evening. It’s dinner time. Then the sounds of his feet on the stairs, and the light of the minuterie failed abruptly, leaving Wyatt in his doorway clutching at its frame, while the steps disappeared below unfaltering in the darkness.
Il faut toujours en avoir sur soi, de l’argent, vous savez . . .
Like lions, out of the gates, into the circus arena, cars roared into the open behind the Opéra from the mouth of the Rue Mogador. Around it this faked Imperial Rome lay in pastiche on the banks of its Tiber: though Tiber’s career, from the Apennine ravines of Tuscany, skirting the Sabine mountains to course through Rome and reach with two arms into the sea, finds unambitious counterpart in the Seine, diked and dammed across the decorous French countryside, proper as wallpaper. Nevertheless, they had done their best with what they had. The Napoleons tried very hard. The first one combed his hair, and that of his wife and brothers, like Julius Caesar and his family combed theirs. J. L. David (having painted pictures of Brutus, Andromache, and the Horatii) painted his picture looking, as best he could manage, like Julius Caesar; and Josephine doing her very best (the
Coronation
) to look above suspicion herself. Everyone rallied round, erecting arches, domes, pediments, and copied what the Romans had copied from the Greeks. Empire furniture, candlesticks, coiffures . . . somewhere beyond them hung the vision of Constantine’s Rome, its eleven forums, ten basilicas, eighteen aqueducts, thirty-seven city gates, two arenas, two circuses, thirty-seven triumphal arches, five obelisks, four hundred and twenty-three temples with their statues of the gods in ivory and gold. But all that was gone. There was no competition now. Not since Pope Urban VIII had declared the Coliseum a public quarry.
As the spirit of collecting art began in Rome, eventually it began in Paris, reached the proportions of the astounding collection of that wily Sicilian blood the Cardinal Mazarin, murmuring to his art as he left in decline and exile, —Que j’ai tant aimé, French enough to add, —et qui m’ont tant couté. If the Roman connoisseur could distinguish among five kinds of patina on bronze by the smell,
French sensitivities soon became as cultivated. If, to please the Roman connoisseur, sapphires were faked from obsidian, sardonyx from cheap colored jasper, French talents were as versatile: “Un client désire des Corots? L’article manque sur le marché? Fabriquons-en . . .” (And one day, of Corot’s twenty-five hundred paintings, seventy-eight hundred were to be found in America.) Even then they knew the value of art. Or of knowing the value of art. As Coulanges said to Madame de Sévigné, —Pictures are bullion.
Paris, fortunate city! by now a swollen third of the way into the twentieth century, still to be importuned by those who continued to take her at her own evaluation. Perhaps a kindred homage which rang across the sea was well earned (from a land whose length was still ringing with the greeting —Hello sucker!): perhaps fifty million Frenchmen couldn’t be wrong. Four million of them, at any rate, were nursing venereal diseases; and among the ladies syphilis brought about some forty thousand miscarriages that year. “Paris”: a sobriquet to conjure with (her real name Lutetia), it bore magic in the realm of Art, as synonymous with the word itself as that of Mnesarete, “Phryne,” had once been with Love. Long since, of course, in the spirit of that noblesse oblige which she personified, Paris had withdrawn from any legitimate connection with works of art, and directly increased her entourage of those living for Art’s sake. One of these, finding himself on trial just two or three years ago, had made the reasonable point that a typical study of a Barbizon peasant signed with his own name brought but a few hundred francs, but signed
Millet
, ten thousand dollars; and the excellent defense that this subterfuge had not been practiced on Frenchmen, but on English and Americans “to whom you can sell anything” . . . here, in France, where everything was for sale.
Under the eyes of Napoleon I (atop a column in the Place Vendôme, “en César”) the Third Republic bickered on. Having established their own squalid bohemias, there was no objection to handing the original over to their hungry neighbor across the Maginot Line, who was busy scrapping the Versailles treaty, fragment by fragment, until the day when a German envoy would be shot in Paris, and, weeks later, a peace pact signed to prepare for a re-enactment of the bloodshed which had provoked this expression of faith from one killed in it, “Il y a tant de saints, ils forment un tel rempart autour de Paris, que les zeppelins ne passeront jamais.” And Paris waited, as ever ready as Phryne beset by slanders and threats, to rend her robe and bare her breasts to the mercy of her judges.
In an alley, a dog hunting in a garbage can displayed infinite grace in the unconscious hang of his right foreleg. Little else happened that Saturday night in August. Saint Bartholomew’s Day
was warm. It was the dead heat of Paris summer, when Paris cats go to sleep on Paris windowsills, and ledges high up, and fall off, and plunge through the glass roof of the lavabo. The center of the city was empty. A sight-seeing bus set off from the Place de l’Opéra. A truck and a Citroën smashed before the Galeries Lafayette. At the Pont d’Auteuil, a man’s body was dragged out of the Seine with a bicycle tied to it. Among the fixtures, tiled and marbled shapes remindful of a large outdoor bathroom, in the cemetery at Montrouge a widower argued with his dead wife’s lover over who had the right to place flowers on her grave. In front of the Bourse, a deaf-mute soccer team carried on conversation in obstreperous silence. On the Quai du Pont Neuf, a Frenchman sat picking his nose. Then he put his arm around his girl and kissed her. Then he picked his nose. It was Sunday in Paris, and very quiet.
On the terrace of Larue, under the soiled stature of the Madeleine’s peripteral imposture, Wyatt considered a German newspaper. Taxis limped past, bellicose as wounded animals, collapsing further on at Maxim’s, late lunch. Unrepresentatively handsome people passed on foot. Some of them stopped and sat at tables. —In Istanbul in the summer, a lady said, —it was Istanbul, wasn’t it? We used to take long rides in the cistern, in the summer . . .
Wyatt read slowly and with difficulty in
Die Fleischflaute
, an art publication. His show was over. No pictures had been sold. He had thrown away
La Macule
quickly, after reading there Crémer’s comments: —Archaïque, dur comme la pierre, dérivé sans cœur, sans sympathie, sans vie, enfin, un esprit de la mort sans l’espoir de la Résurrection. But at this moment the details of that failure were forgotten, and the thing itself intensified, as he made out in
Die Fleischflaute
that there had just been discovered in Germany an original painting by Hans Memling. Crude overpainting had transformed the whole scene into an interior, with the same purpose that Holofernes’ head had once been transformed into a tray of fruit on Judith’s tray (making it less offensive as a ‘picture’): this one proved to be a figure being flayed alive on a rack, since over-painted with a bed, and those engaged in skinning him were made to minister to the now bedridden figure. A fragment of landscape seen through an open window, said
Die Fleischflaute
, had excited the attention of an expert, and once it was taken to the Old Pinakothek in Munich and cleaned, the figure stretched in taut agony was identified as Valerian, third-century persecutor of Christians, made captive by the Persian Sapor whose red cloak was thrown down in the foreground before the racked body thin in unelastic strength, anguish and indifference in the broken tyrant’s face, its small eyes empty with blindness. Possibly, the experts
allowed, it might be the work of Gheerardt David, but more likely that of Memling, from which David had probably drawn his
Flaying of the Unjust Judge
. There followed a eulogy on German painters, and Memling in particular, who had brought the weak beginnings of Flemish art to the peak of their perfection, and crystallized the minor talents of the Van Eycks, Bouts, Van der Weyden, in the masterpieces of his own German genius.
Saint Bartholomew’s Day in Notre Dame, reflecting commemoration of the medal which Gregory XIII had struck honoring Catherine de’ Medici’s massacre of fifty thousand heretics: the music surged and ebbed in the cathedral, and in the Parisian tradition of preconcerted effects the light suddenly poured down in fullness, then faded, together they swelled and died. At the end of the service, as the organ filled that place with its sound, the body of the congregation turned its many-faced surface to look back and up at the organ loft, and from the organ loft they formed a great cross so. Then the cross disintegrated, its fragments scattered over their city, safe again in the stye of contentment.
Paris simmered stickily under the shadowed erection of the Eiffel Tower. Like the bed of an emperor’s mistress, the basin she lay in hadn’t a blade or stitch out of place; and like the Empress Theodora, “fair of face and charming as well, but short and inclined to pallor, not indeed completely without color but slightly sallow . . . ,” Paris articulated her charm within the lower registers of the spectrum. So Theodora, her father a feeder of bears, went on the stage with no accomplishment but a gift for mockery, no genius but for whoring and intrigue. An empress, she triumphed: no senator, no priest, no soldier protested, and the vulgar clamored to be called her slaves; bed to bath, breakfast to rest, she preened her royalty. —May I never put off this purple or outlive the day when men cease to call me queen . . . She died of cancer.
Toward evening the shadow of the Eiffel Tower inclined to the Latin Quarter across her body. She prepared, made herself up from a thousand pots and tubes, was young, desperately young she knew herself and the mirror forgotten, the voice brittle, she lolled uncontested in the mawkish memories of men married elsewhere to sodden reality, stupefied with the maturity they had traded against this mistress bargained in youth. Revisiting, they could summon youth to her now, mark it in the neon blush uncowed by the unquerulous façades maintained by middle age, and the excruciating ironwork and chrome, the cancerous interiors.
At a bar in Rue Caumartin a girl said to an American, —Vous m’emmenez? Moi, je suis cochonne, la plus cochonne de Paris . . .
Vous voulez le toucher? ici? Donnez moi un billet . . . oui un billet, pour le toucher . . . ici . . . discrètement . . .
A girl lying in a bed said, —We only know about one per cent of what’s happening to us. We don’t
know
how little heaven is paying for how much hell.