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Authors: Tamara Lejeune
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“I can’t!” cried Pru, clinging to Max. “I can’t do it! I stayed with her the entire time we were on the ship! I never left her side! But I can’t do it anymore! I’m simply exhausted! I hate the sickroom! The smell!” She lifted her face to look at the doctor. Tears stood in her green eyes. “You must think I’m horrible. But I just can’t do it anymore!”
Max’s heart went out to her. “No one thinks you’re horrible,” he said, patting her shoulder. Searching his pockets, he was mortified to discover that he had no handkerchief to lend her. “Of course you can’t do it. You can barely keep your eyes open. Dr. Wingfield is not suggesting that you become your sister’s nurse.”
“Indeed I am not,” Dr. Wingfield promptly agreed. “Despite what you may think, young lady, I have no desire to have
two
patients in Clarges Street, which is what I will have if you ruin your health while looking after your sister’s. I was thinking of a professional nurse, someone who is used to dealing with sick people.”
two
patients in Clarges Street, which is what I will have if you ruin your health while looking after your sister’s. I was thinking of a professional nurse, someone who is used to dealing with sick people.”
“I know just the person,” said Max, brushing away Pru’s tears with his hand. “My old nurse, Mrs. Drabble. She’s very capable, Miss Prudence. There is no one I trust more.”
“You needed a nurse, Mr. Purefoy?” Pru asked him shyly.
He smiled at her. “Long ago, when I was a child. She lives here in London now, an independent lady, but I believe if I ask her, she will come.”
“Would you, sir?” Pru said gratefully. “We don’t know anyone in London, except the attorney. Patience would know what to do, of course, but she—!” She broke off, her lip trembling. “I—I shall have to depend on
you,
sir,” she managed, after a slight pause. “I
do
depend on you.”
you,
sir,” she managed, after a slight pause. “I
do
depend on you.”
Max exchanged an uneasy glance with Dr. Wingfield. The girl was terrifyingly naive.
“I will go and fetch Drabble now,” Max said quietly.
Pru squared her shoulders bravely. “I will sit with Patience until you return, sir.”
“No,” Dr. Wingfield said firmly. “
I
will sit with her. You will go to bed, Miss Waverly.”
I
will sit with her. You will go to bed, Miss Waverly.”
Pru made no protest, but meekly followed the maidservant to the room that had been made up for her.
Mrs. Drabble, roused from her comfortable bed in Wimpole Street, received him in her parlor with a heavy shawl thrown over her nightgown. Years before, as a young widow, she had been his wet nurse. Now well into her middle years, she still regarded Max as an incorrigible child. Years of intimacy had erased much of the class barrier between them, and she never hesitated to speak her mind to him. “I ought to box your ears,” she said angrily, when he had made his full confession to her.
“I ought to let you,” Max said ruefully. “I am stung all over with remorse. I vow I will never do anything so foolish ever again in my life. Why, I might have killed the woman. Please, Drabble, for old times’ sake, for my sake, will you go to Clarges Street? I know you’re comfortably retired, but I need you. I know she’ll be in good hands with you. There’s no one I trust more!”
“Wait downstairs, you scoundrel!” she said grumpily. “I’ll get dressed.”
When Pru woke up the next morning, the house was filled with hothouse flowers. Eagerly, she snatched the card.
Most abjectly,
it said, in heavy black scrawl,
I am sorry for the events of last night. No lady should ever be exposed to such rude behavior. When I think that you may have come to grievous harm, I am deeply ashamed. Drunkenness, of course, is no proper excuse for offering violence and insult to a lady of quality. I beg you will accept my profoundest apologies. Please believe that I am, now and forever, your most obedient servant to command.
it said, in heavy black scrawl,
I am sorry for the events of last night. No lady should ever be exposed to such rude behavior. When I think that you may have come to grievous harm, I am deeply ashamed. Drunkenness, of course, is no proper excuse for offering violence and insult to a lady of quality. I beg you will accept my profoundest apologies. Please believe that I am, now and forever, your most obedient servant to command.
It was signed, simply “Purefoy.”
Pru, dazzled by the elegance of the gentleman’s language, and delighted with the gallantry of his thoughts, tucked the card into her jewel case.
Later, that afternoon, Max called at Clarges Street. He had taken great pains with his appearance, or, at least, his valet had, and he was looking every inch the prosperous gentleman as he rang the bell. He did not come alone.
Of uncertain age, Lady Jemima Crump had nothing but her title and her charms to recommend her, but, then, there was nothing more she needed to fulfill the role of chaperone to Miss Waverly. Taffy haired, dirt poor, and rather too fond of wine, Lady Jemima nonetheless enjoyed an excellent reputation. Launching young ladies into society was her main source of income, occasionally augmented, but more usually diminished, by her passion for cards. When Mr. Purefoy came to her door, she was already committed for the forthcoming Season to three sisters from Brighton, but one does not say no to a Purefoy.
Briggs led Pru’s callers up to the drawing room, where all traces of the previous night had been meticulously removed. Instead of opium pipes, the room was filled with lilies. Pru appeared in a few moments, looking quite fresh and rested in a gown of pale pink muslin. The gown, while quite avant-garde by Philadelphia’s standards, was quite passé for London. Lady Jemima, who was not familiar with Philadelphia fashion criteria, regarded it as an utter waste of muslin, but Max thought it became her very well.
“Mr. Purefoy!” she said, greeting him with outstretched hands. “How nice to see you again. Thank you for the flowers, and your beautiful note!”
Max found her warmth and exuberance endearing, while Lady Jemima observed it rather doubtfully. The girl was very pretty, of course, but, as Lady Jemima knew very well, beauty was no guarantee for a successful Season, unless it was accompanied by a large fortune, good breeding, and excellent manners—fortune—of course, being the most important quality of all.
Max bowed over Pru’s hand, and quickly asked after her sister’s health.
“Thank you, sir. I believe she is a little better,” Pru answered, looking at Lady Jemima with great curiosity. Violently clashing colors were in fashion at the moment, and, with her bright, pinkish orange hair combined with a violet and yellow ensemble, Lady Jemima fully represented the idea.
Max hastened to make the introductions, and Pru offered the Englishwoman her hand. Lady Jemima’s smile froze in place. “If I might just give Miss Waverly a hint,” she said gently. “It is not correct for one to shake hands upon an introduction. One shakes hands only with one’s most intimate acquaintances, and then, only with discretion. I remember when my dear brother returned from India after an absence of some twenty years, he and I very cordially shook hands.”
“That’s terrible!” said Pru. “Poor thing! I bet he turned around and went straight back to India!”
Max stifled a chuckle. “I have brought this lady to live with you, Miss Prudence. Lady Jemima has all the necessary credentials to present a young lady at the Court of St. James.”
Pru’s eyes widened. “The Court of St. James!” she gasped. “You mean the queen and all that? The princes and the princesses?”
“Of course,” he said, amused by her excitement. For him, an evening at court was a long, giant yawn, to be avoided at all costs. “No young lady can enter society until she has been presented at court. Once she has her majesty’s seal of approval she is free to go out into society and find a husband. In your case, of course, the husband will find
you
.”
you
.”
Pru laughed. “Do you think so?”
“Of course,” he said warmly.
“Let us not get ahead of ourselves, Mr. Purefoy,” Lady Jemima pleaded. “First, Miss Prudence, we must get you ready for your presentation.”
“I’m ready now,” said Pru, tossing her black curls over one shoulder and twirling one long lock around her finger.
“You most certainly are not,” Max said bluntly. “Unless, of course, it is your wish to be laughed at by everyone in the throne room!”
Pru’s cocky smile vanished instantly. “W-what?” she stammered.
“I’m sure no one will laugh at Miss Prudence,” Lady Jemima said quickly.
“I’m afraid we English are quite stubbornly scrupulous when it comes to etiquette,” Max said firmly. “Especially where the royal family are concerned. Listen to Lady Jemima and do as she tells you, and I’m sure you’ll do fine. Ignore her teachings at your peril!” he added, only half jokingly.
“I promise,” Pru said humbly. “I suppose I have a lot to learn.”
“The first drawing room is not until January,” Max went on. “Your sister, as a peeress in her own right, probably shall be invited to that one.”
“I would say so,” Lady Jemima agreed. “A baroness in her own right! And an American! There will be a good deal of interest in her debut—especially if she is as lovely as her younger sister.”
Pru frowned. “What about me?”
“Perhaps the fourth drawing room,” said Lady Jemima.
Max frowned. “We must do better than that, Lady Jemima. Why, she’ll miss half the Season!”
“Of course, with
influence,
anything is possible,” Lady Jemima said innocently.
influence,
anything is possible,” Lady Jemima said innocently.
Max understood her meaning perfectly. “Don’t worry, Miss Prudence,” he said. “One way or another, we’ll wrangle you an invitation to the first drawing room.”
Pru wriggled happily. “Thank you, Mr. Purefoy!”
Quite charmed by her unfeigned gratitude and delight, Max stayed much longer than he had intended, promising Pru invitations to any ball or entertainment she wanted once the Season began. He promised her vouchers to Almack’s and a box at the theater, and she, in turn, promised to dance with him at every assembly. Lady Jemima began to wonder if Mr. Purefoy had taken more than a passing fancy to the American.
When at last he rose to take his leave, Pru pouted. “Must you go so soon?”
Max smiled at her. “I will come again tomorrow,” he promised, “and, if your chaperone approves, I will take you for a drive in the park. The fresh air and sunshine will do you good. You must not stay shut in all day, Miss Prudence, just because your sister is unwell.”
Lady Jemima, her thoughts fixed on marriage, even if the gentleman’s were not, did not hesitate to give her approval for the scheme.
“Mr. Purefoy would never distinguish a young lady with his attentions if he were not thinking of marriage. You have made a conquest of him, my dear,” she said excitedly to Pru, when Max had gone.
“So it would seem,” Pru said languidly, going over to the mirror to preen. “Men are always falling in love with me. It’s very tiresome. I sort of collect them, you see. They are like moths to the flame.”
To Lady Jemima, it was an odious, conceited reply, but, as her livelihood depended on pleasing her charges, she protested only mildly. “Surely you would not compare Mr. Purefoy to a moth! He is one of the most eligible gentlemen in England.”
“Is he?” Pru said idly. “If he’s so eligible, why doesn’t he have a title? Even you have a title.”
Lady Jemima was so shocked by this piece of ignorance that she completely overlooked the insult to herself. “My dear child,” she whispered in a tone of awe, “do you not know that Mr. Purefoy is
nephew and heir
to the
Duke of Sunderland
? The lady he marries will be a duchess one day!”
nephew and heir
to the
Duke of Sunderland
? The lady he marries will be a duchess one day!”
Pru pricked up her ears. “Duchess? Is that as good as a baroness?”
“As good as a—!” Lady Jemima was now flabbergasted. “I can see we shall have to study the Order of Precedence, Miss Prudence! I had not thought you Americans as backward as this! The Duke of Sunderland is the
first
duke in the Order of Precedence, saving only the Princes of the Blood, of course.”
first
duke in the Order of Precedence, saving only the Princes of the Blood, of course.”
“Never mind that,” Pru said impatiently. “Is a duchess better than a baroness?”
“Yes, of course.”
Pru smiled. “I’d like that,” she said simply.
That evening, as Pru was reading the Order of Precedence aloud to Lady Jemima, Mrs. Drabble came into the room. Patience was awake and asking to see her sister.
“You must not stay long, however,” Mrs. Drabble warned, as she left the sisters together. “I shall be back in ten minutes.”
Pru knelt beside the bed and took Patience’s hand. As much as she sometimes chafed under Patience’s sisterly guidance, it was frightening to see her brought so low by illness. “How are you feeling, Pay?” she whispered.
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