Read The Mirror Crack'd: from Side to Side Online
Authors: Agatha Christie
“Actually I brought one to show you.”
He took from his pocket an unmounted print. Miss Marple looked at it steadfastly. Marina Gregg with Jason Rudd a little behind her to one side, Arthur Badcock, his hand to his face, looking slightly embarrassed, was standing back, whilst his wife had Marina Gregg's hand in hers and was looking up at her and talking. Marina
was not looking at Mrs. Badcock. She was staring over her head looking, it seemed, full into the camera, or possibly just slightly to the left of it.
“
Very
interesting,” said Miss Marple. “I've had descriptions, you know, of what this look was on her face. A frozen look. Yes, that describes it quite well. A look of doom. I'm not really so sure about that. It's more a kind of paralysis of feeling rather than apprehension of doom. Don't you think so? I wouldn't say it was actually fear, would you, although fear of course might take you that way. It might paralyse you. But I don't think it was fear. I think rather that it was
shock
. Dermot, my dear boy, I want you to tell me, if you've got notes of it, what exactly Heather Badcock said to Marina Gregg on that occasion. I know roughly the gist of it, of course, but how near can you get to the actual
words
. I suppose you had accounts of it from different people.”
Dermot nodded.
“Yes. Let me see. Your friend, Mrs. Bantry, then Jason Rudd and I think Arthur Badcock. As you say they varied a little in wording, but the gist of them was the same.”
“I know. It's the variations that I want. I think it might help us.”
“I don't see how,” said Dermot, “though perhaps you do. Your friend, Mrs. Bantry, was probably the most definite on the point. As far as I rememberâwaitâI carry a good many of my jottings around with me.”
He took out a small notebook from his pocket, looked through it to refresh his memory.
“I haven't got the exact words here,” he said, “but I made a rough note. Apparently Mrs. Badcock was very cheerful, rather arch, and delighted with herself. She said something like âI can't tell
you how wonderful this is for me. You won't remember but years ago in BermudaâI got up from bed when I had chicken pox and came along to see you and you gave me an autograph and it's one of the proudest days of my life which I have never forgotten.'”
“I see,” said Miss Marple, “she mentioned the place but not the date, did she?”
“Yes.”
“And what did Rudd say?”
“Jason Rudd? He said that Mrs. Badcock told his wife that she'd got up from bed when she had the flu and had come to meet Marina and she still had her autograph. It was a shorter account than your friend's but the gist of it was the same.”
“Did he mention the time and place?”
“No. I don't think he did. I think he said roughly that it was some ten or twelve years ago.”
“I see. And what about Mr. Badcock?”
“Mr. Badcock said that Heather was extremely excited and anxious to meet Marina Gregg, that she was a great fan of Marina Gregg's and that she'd told him that once when she was ill as a girl she managed to get up and meet Miss Gregg and get her autograph. He didn't go into any close particulars, as it was evidently in the days before he was married to his wife. He impressed me as not thinking the incident of much importance.”
“I see,” said Miss Marple. “Yes, I seeâ¦.”
“And what do you see?” asked Craddock.
“Not quite as much as I'd like to yet,” said Miss Marple, honestly, “but I have a sort of feeling if I only knew why she'd ruined her new dressâ”
“WhoâMrs. Badcock?”
“Yes. It seems to me such a very odd thingâsuch an inexplicable one unlessâof courseâDear me, I think I must be
very
stupid!”
Miss Knight opened the door and entered, switching the light on as she did so.
“I think we want a little light in here,” she said brightly.
“Yes,” said Miss Marple, “you are so right, Miss Knight. That is exactly what we did want. A little light. I think, you know, that at last we've got it.”
The tête-à -tête seemed ended and Craddock rose to his feet.
“There only remains one thing,” he said, “and that is for you to tell me just what particular memory from your own past is agitating your mind now.”
“Everyone always teases me about that,” said Miss Marple, “but I must say that I was reminded just for a moment of the Lauristons' parlourmaid.”
“The Lauristons' parlourmaid?” Craddock looked completely mystified.
“She had, of course, to take messages on the telephone,” said Miss Marple, “and she wasn't very good at it. She used to get the general
sense
right, if you know what I mean, but the way she wrote it down used to make quite nonsense of it sometimes. I suppose really, because her grammar was so bad. The result was that some very unfortunate incidents occurred. I remember one in particular. A Mr. Burroughs, I think it was, rang up and said he had been to see Mr. Elvaston about the fence being broken down but he said that the fence wasn't his business at all to repair. It was on the other side of the property and he said he would like to know if that was really the case before proceeding further as it would depend on whether he was liable or not and it was important for him to know the proper lie
of the land before instructing solicitors. A very obscure message, as you see. It confused rather than enlightened.”
“If you're talking about parlourmaids,” said Miss Knight with a little laugh, “that must have been a
very
long time ago. I've never heard of a parlourmaid for many years now.”
“It was a good many years ago,” said Miss Marple, “but nevertheless human nature was very much the same then as it is now. Mistakes were made for very much the same reasons. Oh dear,” she added, “I
am
thankful that that girl is safely in Bournemouth.”
“The girl? What girl?” asked Dermot.
“That girl who did dressmaking and went up to see Giuseppe that day. What was her nameâ Gladys something.”
“Gladys Dixon?”
“Yes, that's the name.”
“She's in
Bournemouth,
do you say? How on earth do you know that?”
“I know,” said Miss Marple, “because I sent her there.”
“What?” Dermot stared at her. “You? Why?”
“I went out to see her,” said Miss Marple, “and I gave her some money and told her to take a holiday and not to write home.”
“Why on earth did you do that?”
“Because I didn't want her to be killed, of course,” said Miss Marple, and blinked at him placidly.
“S
uch a sweet letter from Lady Conway,” Miss Knight said two days later as she deposited Miss Marple's breakfast tray. “You remember my telling you about her? Just a little, you knowâ” she tapped her foreheadâ“wanders sometimes. And her memory's bad. Can't recognize her relations always and tells them to go away.”
“That might be shrewdness really,” said Miss Marple, “rather than a loss of memory.”
“Now, now,” said Miss Knight, “aren't we being naughty to make suggestions like that? She's spending the winter at the Belgrave Hotel at Llandudno.
Such
a nice residential hotel. Splendid grounds and a very nice glassed-in terrace. She's most anxious for me to come and join her there.” She sighed.
Miss Marple sat herself upright in bed.
“But please,” she said, “if you are wantedâif you are needed there and would like to goâ”
“No, no, I couldn't hear of it,” cried Miss Knight. “Oh, no, I never meant anything like that. Why, what would Mr. Raymond
West say? He explained to me that being here might turn out to be a permanency. I should
never
dream of not fulfilling my obligations. I was only just mentioning the fact in passing, so don't worry, dear,” she added, patting Miss Marple on the shoulder. “We're not going to be deserted! No, no, indeed we're not! We're going to be looked after and cosseted and made very happy and comfortable always.”
She went out of the room. Miss Marple sat with an air of determination, staring at her tray and failing to eat anything. Finally she picked up the receiver of the telephone and dialled with vigour.
“Dr. Haydock?”
“Yes?”
“Jane Marple here.”
“And what's the matter with you? In need of my professional services?”
“No,” said Miss Marple. “But I want to see you as soon as possible.”
When Dr. Haydock came, he found Miss Marple still in bed waiting for him.
“You look the picture of health,” he complained.
“That is why I wanted to see you,” said Miss Marple. “To tell you that I am perfectly well.”
“An unusual reason for sending for the doctor.”
“I'm quite strong, I'm quite fit, and it's absurd to have anybody living in the house. So long as someone comes every day and does the cleaning and all that I don't see any need at all for having someone living here permanently.”
“I dare say you don't, but I do,” said Dr. Haydock.
“It seems to me you're turning into a regular old fussbudget,” said Miss Marple unkindly.
“And don't call me names!” said Dr. Haydock. “You're a very healthy woman for your age; you were pulled down a bit by bronchitis which isn't good for the elderly. But to stay alone in a house at your age is a risk. Supposing you fall down the stairs one evening or fall out of bed or slip in the bath. There you'd lie and nobody'd know about it.”
“One can imagine anything,” said Miss Marple. “Miss Knight might fall down the stairs and I'd fall over her rushing out to see what had happened.”
“It's no good your bullying me,” said Dr. Haydock. “You're an old lady and you've got to be looked after in a proper manner. If you don't like this woman you've got, change her and get somebody else.”
“That's not always so easy,” said Miss Marple.
“Find some old servant of yours, someone that you like, and who's lived with you before. I can see this old hen irritates you. She'd irritate me. There must be some old servant somewhere. That nephew of yours is one of the best-selling authors of the day. He'd make it worth her while if you found the right person.”
“Of course dear Raymond would do anything of that kind. He is most generous,” said Miss Marple. “But it's not so easy to find the right person. Young people have their own lives to live, and so many of my faithful old servants, I am sorry to say, are dead.”
“Well, you're not dead,” said Dr. Haydock, “and you'll live a good deal longer if you take proper care of yourself.”
He rose to his feet.
“Well,” he said. “No good my stopping here. You look as fit as a fiddle. I shan't waste time taking your blood pressure or feeling your pulse or asking you questions. You're thriving on all this local ex
citement, even if you can't get about to poke your nose in as much as you'd like to do. Goodbye, I've got to go now and do some real doctoring. Eight to ten cases of German measles, half a dozen whooping coughs, and a suspected scarlet fever as well as my regulars!”
Dr. Haydock went out breezilyâbut Miss Marple was frowning⦠Something that he had saidâ¦what was it? Patients to seeâ¦the usual village ailmentsâ¦village ailments? Miss Marple pushed her breakfast tray farther away with a purposeful gesture. Then she rang up Mrs. Bantry.
“Dolly? Jane here. I want to ask you something. Now pay attention. Is it true that you told Inspector Craddock that Heather Badcock told Marina Gregg a long pointless story about how she had chicken pox and got up in spite of it to go and meet Marina and get her autograph?”
“That was it more or less.”
“Chicken pox?”
“Well, something like that. Mrs. Allcock was talking to me about vodka at the time, so I wasn't really listening closely.”
“You're sure,” Miss Marple took a breath, “that she didn't say whooping cough?”
“Whooping cough?” Mrs. Bantry sounded astounded. “Of course not. She wouldn't have had to powder her face and do it up for whooping cough.”
“I seeâthat's what you went byâher special mention of makeup?”
“Well, she laid stress on itâshe wasn't the makingup kind. But I think you're right, it wasn't chicken pox⦠Nettlerash, perhaps.”
“You only say that,” said Miss Marple coldly, “because you once
had nettlerash yourself and couldn't go to a wedding. You're hopeless, Dolly, quite hopeless.”
She put the receiver down with a bang, cutting off Mrs. Bantry's astonished protest of “Really, Jane.”
Miss Marple made a ladylike noise of vexation like a cat sneezing to indicate profound disgust. Her mind reverted to the problem of her own domestic comfort. Faithful Florence? Could faithful Florence, that grenadier of a former parlourmaid be persuaded to leave her comfortable small house and come back to St. Mary Mead to look after her erstwhile mistress? Faithful Florence had always been very devoted to her. But faithful Florence was very attached to her own little house. Miss Marple shook her head vexedly. A gay rat-tat-tat sounded at the door. On Miss Marple's calling “Come in” Cherry entered.
“Come for your tray,” she said. “Has anything happened? You're looking rather upset, aren't you?”
“I feel so helpless,” said Miss Marple. “Old and helpless.”
“Don't worry,” said Cherry, picking up the tray. “You're very far from helpless. You don't know the things I hear about you in this place! Why practically everybody in the Development knows about you now. All sorts of extraordinary things you've done.
They
don't think of you as the old and helpless kind. It's
she
puts it into your head.”
“She?”
Cherry gave a vigorous nod of her head backwards towards the door behind her.
“Pussy, pussy,” she said. “Your Miss Knight. Don't you let her get you down.”
“She's very kind,” said Miss Marple, “really
very
kind,” she added, in the tone of one who convinces herself.
“Care killed the cat, they say,” said Cherry. “You don't want kindness rubbed into your skin, so to speak, do you?”
“Oh, well,” said Miss Marple sighing, “I suppose we all have our troubles.”
“I should say we do,” said Cherry. “I oughtn't to complain but I feel sometimes that if I live next door to Mrs. Hartwell any longer there's going to be a regrettable incident. Sour-faced old cat, always gossiping and complaining. Jim's pretty fed up too. He had a first-class row with her last night. Just because we had
The Messiah
on a bit loud! You can't object to
The Messiah,
can you? I mean, it's religious.”
“Did she object?”
“She created something terrible,” said Cherry. “Banged on the wall and shouted and one thing and another.”
“Do you have to have your music turned on so loud?” asked Miss Marple.
“Jim likes it that way,” said Cherry. “He says you don't get the tone unless you have full volume.”
“It might,” suggested Miss Marple, “be a
little
trying for anyone if they
weren't
musical.”
“It's these houses being semi-detached,” said Cherry. “Thin as anything, the walls. I'm not so keen really on all this new building, when you come to think of it. It looks all very prissy and nice but you can't express your personality without somebody being down on you like a ton of bricks.”
Miss Marple smiled at her.
“You've got a lot of personality to express, Cherry,” she said.
“D'you think so?” Cherry was pleased and she laughed. “I wonder,” she began. Suddenly she looked embarrassed. She put down the tray and came back to the bed.
“I wonder if you'd think it cheek if I asked you something? I meanâyou've only got to say âout of the question' and that's that.”
“Something you want me to do?”
“Not quite. It's those rooms over the kitchen. They're never used nowadays, are they?”
“No.”
“Used to be a gardener and wife there once, so I heard. But that's old stuff. What I wonderedâwhat Jim and I wonderedâis if we could have them. Come and live here, I mean.”
Miss Marple stared at her in astonishment.
“But your beautiful new house in the Development?”
“We're both fed up with it. We like gadgets, but you can have gadgets anywhereâget them on HP and there would be a nice lot of room here, especially if Jim could have the room over the stables. He'd fix it up like new, and he could have all his construction models there, and wouldn't have to clear them away all the time. And if we had our stereogram there too, you'd hardly hear it.”
“Are you really serious about this, Cherry?”
“Yes, I am. Jim and I, we've talked about it a lot. Jim could fix things for you anytimeâyou know, plumbing or a bit of carpentry, and I'd look after you every bit as well as your Miss Knight does. I know you think I'm a bit slap-dashâbut I'd try and take trouble with the beds and the washing-upâand I'm getting quite a dab hand at cooking. Did Beef Stroganoff last night, it's quite easy, really.”
Miss Marple contemplated her.
Cherry was looking like an eager kittenâvitality and joy of life radiated from her. Miss Marple thought once more of faithful Florence. Faithful Florence would, of course, keep the house far better. (Miss Marple put no faith in Cherry's promise.) But she was at least sixty-fiveâperhaps more. And would she really want to be uprooted? She might accept that out of very real devotion for Miss Marple. But did Miss Marple really want sacrifices made for her? Wasn't she already suffering from Miss Knight's conscientious devotion to duty?
Cherry, however inadequate her housework,
wanted
to come. And she had qualities that to Miss Marple at this moment seemed of supreme importance.
Warmheartedness, vitality, and a deep interest in everything that was going on.
“I don't want, of course,” said Cherry, “to go behind Miss Knight's back in anyway.”
“Never mind about Miss Knight,” said Miss Marple, coming to a decision. “She'll go off to someone called Lady Conway at a hotel in Llandudnoâand enjoy herself thoroughly. We'll have to settle a lot of details, Cherry, and I shall want to talk to your husbandâbut if you really think you'd be happyâ¦.”
“It'd suit us down to the ground,” said Cherry. “And you really can rely on me doing things properly. I'll even use the dustpan and brush if you like.”
Miss Marple laughed at this supreme offer.
Cherry picked up the breakfast tray again.
“I must get cracking. I got here late this morningâhearing about poor Arthur Badcock.”
“Arthur Badcock? What happened to him?”
“Haven't you heard? He's up at the police station now,” said Cherry. “They asked him if he'd come and âassist them with their inquiries' and you know what that always means.”
“When did this happen?” demanded Miss Marple.
“This morning,” said Cherry. “I suppose,” she added, “that it got out about his once having been married to Marina Gregg.”
“What!” Miss Marple sat up again. “Arthur Badcock was once married to Marina Gregg?”
“That's the story,” said Cherry. “Nobody had any idea of it. It was Mr. Upshaw put it about. He's been to the States once or twice on business for his firm and so he knows a lot of gossip from over there. It was a long time ago, you know. Really before she'd begun her career. They were only married a year or two and then she won a film award and of course he wasn't good enough for her then, so they had one of these easy American divorces and he just faded out, as you might say. He's the fading out kind, Arthur Badcock. He wouldn't make a fuss. He changed his name and came back to England. It's all ever so long ago. You wouldn't think anything like that mattered nowadays, would you? Still, there it is. It's enough for the police to go on, I suppose.”
“Oh, no,” said Miss Marple. “Oh
no
. This mustn't happen. If I could only think what to doâNow, let me see.” She made a gesture to Cherry. “Take the tray away, Cherry, and send Miss Knight up to me. I'm going to get up.”
Cherry obeyed. Miss Marple dressed herself with fingers that fumbled slightly. It irritated her when she found excitement of any kind affecting her. She was just hooking up her dress when Miss Knight entered.